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[–]exxocet 9 points10 points ago

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please post this again this weekend in case people did not see it today

[–]big_ander 5 points6 points ago

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Agreed. We could set up a spreadsheet, with each reddit user getting a chance to post it?

[–]scrambledbrain 0 points1 point ago

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I got next.

[–]absolved 0 points1 point ago

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Pug will get me every time

[–]Connorhea 0 points1 point ago

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Why did I mentally hear John Goodman's voice when I read what the dog on the right said?

[–]darthdan1 0 points1 point ago

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pugs are the best

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome this is too funny

[–]neurot 0 points1 point ago

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pugs are disgusting creatures.

[–]Jholmsy 0 points1 point ago

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Needs more Lisp!

[–]registerlogin1 -1 points0 points ago

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Did you know that the Shar Pei is a real life Benjamin Button and it grows up to be a Labrador Retriever? It's true.

[–]Derpingtonthesecond -3 points-2 points ago

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Am I the only person who imagines all Pugs would be black if they were human?

[–]evilspoons -2 points-1 points ago

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God Dammit Loch Ness Monster, I ain't gonna give you no tree fiddy!

[–]DerpLogic -2 points-1 points ago

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Shit is as low as it can get!

[–]who_said_what_now -2 points-1 points ago

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gets me EVERYTIME!

[–]rossiFan -2 points-1 points ago

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Shar Peis are assholes.

No, really.