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Anybody have OCD? (imgur.com)

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[–]Faustyna 75 points76 points ago

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Yes I do, and I'm in therapy and on medication for it because otherwise I'm mostly confined to my room and unable to interact with people. I used to wash my hands so much that they would start to bleed. Only a few days ago, after three years, have I been able to pet my own dog and not have to immediately wash my hands afterwards.

OCD is a mental disorder. You are Obsessed with certain things and Compulsions are used to make that Obsession stop (except it makes the obsession worse and not better).

If you become Obsessed with being clean you may at first just wash your hands a few more times a day than normal. And then because that only reinforced the anxiety and does not diminish it, you wash your hands more often. Then you need to change your clothes several times a day, not allow anyone to make or touch your food, hide in your room away from people because being in the same room is 'close enough' that you feel dirty.

It is like poison is lacing your whole body and everyone else in the world tells you that it isn't there, but trying to wash it off makes it more potent.

There are days I would rather go hungry than leave my room to make something to eat, or be unable to use the restroom because someone had just used it- and feeling like I would piss myself was preferable to feeling as if I were tainted.

Now from what I understand things being out of order are more along the lines of OCPD- these are Obsessions without the physical Compulsions. You may not need to do anything, but you may have to ask someone a question, may feel uneasy about things being out of order, but you may not feel that the very world will end. Or perhaps you may, in which-case you would have to switch it around, not allow anyone else to touch it in-case they messed it up, and likely not be able to eat it yourself because you may mess it up.

[–]ShanduCanDo 8 points9 points ago

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OCPD has nothing to do with whether or not you have compulsions – OCPD is the specific obsession with neatness or order, but the defining characteristic that separates it from OCD is that sufferers of OCPD believe that their compulsions or obsessions are correct, where OCD sufferers typically have unwanted thoughts.

[–]Faustyna 4 points5 points ago

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Ah, well thank you. I was not aware of the differences. Though while I do suffer unwanted thoughts, I do also technically believe a few of them are correct. I will have to look into the difference some more.

[–]horseyhorseyhorsey 0 points1 point ago

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THE BISCUITS MAN. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH THE FUCKING BISCUITS?

[–]tigger_435 0 points1 point ago

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DO NOT PUT THE SAUSAGE IN THE GRAVY! DO NOT PUT THE SAUSAGE IN THE GRAVY!

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points ago

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tl;dr - OP is a dickhead and OCD isn't funny.

[–]ShanduCanDo 9 points10 points ago

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Yeah, like the OP, I also am clinically diagnosed with OCD and I find this funny (although the picture is driving me crazy).

BUT – and this is important – there are varying degrees of severity with OCD. I don't have OCD as badly as Faustyna (although I do wash my hands frequently enough that they'll bleed if I don't use lotion). So I feel bad for Faustyna, but please don't get on a high horse like you're some kind of OCD expert or like Faustyna needs some kind of muscle to enforce his / her personal distate for particular jokes.

[–]Faustyna 3 points4 points ago

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I do understand there are varying degrees. And I do have smaller Obsessions that cause more annoyance than actual issue. But jokes seem to downplay that it is can be a serious disorder and unlike in the case of a heart-attack, people presume it's small and amusing like the jokes first.

And I'm a woman.

[–]ShanduCanDo 0 points1 point ago

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I completely understand where you're coming from, but I'm not sure I agree that joking about it downplays the seriousness. I mean, shit, Michael J. Fox jokes about Parkinson's all the time and it's always on Reddit, and I don't think you'd disagree with me if I said that's a much more serious condition.

Or for a more appropriate example, the TV show Monk very frequently portrayed his OCD as something comedic, but then it also portrayed the seriousness of the condition at other times. I think, like most TV shows, it tended to oversimplify the disorder (playing it like TV amnesia where it's caused by a single traumatic event and fixed when the character "comes to peace" with the event), but I think it's still a good example that comedy doesn't mean you're necessarily being dismissive.

I guess my point is, I don't really see an element of causation here – I'm not sure that joking about OCD makes people treat it less seriously. I completely agree that it's a very misunderstood disease, but I think the cure for that is to educate people about it rather than refusing to joke about it. It seems to me that even if everybody agreed to stop making OCD jokes, it would still be completely misunderstood.

[–]Faustyna 0 points1 point ago

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The problem seems to be that both of those things are happening- lots of misinformed jokes, and no one mentioning the real disorder. I'm not against the jokes, in fact in my first post I don't believe I wrote "not to joke about it" but wished to define it as more complex than "the cookies are out of order."

People realize that Parkinson's is an illness first, and something to joke about second. Mental/emotional issues, since you don't often see physical manifestations of them, seem to be jokes first- PMS, depression, OCD, ADHD- all taken lightly first, or at least less seriously than a broken bone. While you may joke about the time you busted an arm, you'll make the jokes in a cast after it's alright.

If you have depression or OCD... people may mention you're crazy, put the pencils out of order, tell you to 'just stop being sad' - and won't offer the name of a therapist.

Or maybe I just know a lot of misinformed people and my information's wrong.

[–]imwellhung[S] -3 points-2 points ago

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Thank you ShanduCanDo, finally someone who can laugh at the joke. Ergo why I posted it under /r/funny.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The problem is that people are using the term OCD for things that are not OCD. Therefore people who actually have OCD have their condition downplayed by their peers because they think that they just like to be organized.

[–]robinr22 0 points1 point ago

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I think you'll find it's actually CDO.

[–]mightbeOCD 0 points1 point ago

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Ehh I think might be OCD actually

[–]robinr22 2 points3 points ago

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But then the letters are in the wrong order.

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[–]CrockenSpiel 0 points1 point ago

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Definitely

[–]imwellhung[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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Too bad I have OCD as well and this bugs we as much as it does the rest of you. And not self diagnosed OCD at that, clinically diagnosed OCD, ADHD, and tourettes.

[–]Almustafa 8 points9 points ago

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Sounds like EDD to me, Excessive Diagnosis Disorder.

[–]Faustyna 4 points5 points ago

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While I do understand this can be amusing, and I used to find OCD jokes funny, when it's basically wrecked my life downplaying it does no good. People are used to the jokes, not the actual condition, so it's amusing when you mention having OCD. They shift pencils out of order, or present you with a bag of mixed candies thinking you'll amusingly take the time and sort them.

[–]mqduck 0 points1 point ago

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One more person here diagnosed with OCD defending OP.

[–]LeoPanthera 52 points53 points ago

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Fixed

[–]orcapella 11 points12 points ago

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huge sigh of relief

[–]Theskyishigh 2 points3 points ago

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Uh oh..it's switched back

[–]phenomite1 0 points1 point ago

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How?

[–]radar00064 2 points3 points ago

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With the photo shops.

[–]prodigyuk -1 points0 points ago

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Thank you

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 34 points35 points ago

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OCD != anal retentive

[–]ShanduCanDo 7 points8 points ago

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As somebody who has been clinically diagnosed with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, I can pretty confidently state that what you call "anal-retentiveness" is a defining characteristic of the disorder.

OCD is characterized by intrusive or unwanted thoughts that cause anxiety, which can also cause compulsive behaviors to "correct" the idea.

So when you look at this picture, you might be slightly annoyed or think it's funny that the one cookie is a bit askew, then you'll move on and forget all about it.

When I look at the picture, it drives me crazy. I'm compelled to try to fix it, but I can't, so it might manifest itself as a different compulsion (personally I had to use hand sanitizer a few times after looking at it – hand-washing is a pretty common compulsion). I'll probably stop thinking about it after a while, but it might take half an hour or so. If I happened to catch a glance at the same bag of cookies sitting on a co-worker's desk, I would probably catch myself consciously thinking about a few times throughout the entire day.

Also, just so you know, "anal retentive" isn't really a thing. It's a weird term that a few psychoanalysts like Freud used because they had an obsession with the way kids pooped, but it's largely fallen out of favor in the mental health community and nobody really takes it seriously any more. I have a feeling that your idea of an "anal retentive" person probably *would( actually qualify as obsessive-compulsive.

[–]Snurf_Turf 0 points1 point ago

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You're assuming that OCD always occurs alongside obsessive-compulsive personality disorder; this isn't the case. I have OCD and although I'm also like that, it's not a universal characteristic of everyone with the disorder.

[–]ShanduCanDo 0 points1 point ago

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No, I'm not – OCPD is just characterized by the belief that your compulsions are correct. They still both involve obsessions and / or compulsions, it's just that with OCD, the obsessive thoughts are unwelcome, while with OCPD the sufferer believes that they are actually correcting a problem.

I'm probably explaining this poorly, but it doesn't really have anything to do with the comment I made, everything I said applies to both OCD and OCPD as far as I can tell.

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I also had the flu twice in 6 months. I can also confirm that I still don't have AIDS.

[–]davy_crockett 0 points1 point ago

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So OCD includes anal-retentiveness, but not every person who is anal-retentive has OCD?

[–]ShanduCanDo 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I don't think there's really a scientific basis for the idea of "anal retentiveness", it's more of a cultural thing – so I suppose it depends what you mean by "anal retentive".

If you're talking about people who are extremely anxious about neatness or compelled to correct things they think are "out of place", I suspect those people would generally qualify as obsessive-compulsive. If you're talking about somebody who just generally likes things to look nice or maybe they're an asshole about it, but it's not something they get overly anxious about, then they probably wouldn't have OCD but also wouldn't be bothered by this picture.

At least, that's my understanding.

[–]radar77008 0 points1 point ago

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I think the point he was driving at is that most people who fall under the "slightly annoyed" category will more often than not will label themselves as OCD. I'm slightly annoyed by it and and would love to fix it. However, I don't continue to think about it after I have stopped looking at the picture.

[–]LeoPanthera 0 points1 point ago

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Does seeing a fixed version actually make you feel better?

[–]ShanduCanDo 1 point2 points ago

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Ha! Actually, yes, it does.

[–]bowa 0 points1 point ago

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thank you! Thank YOU! THANK YOU! You get the picture.

[–]Valintiin -1 points0 points ago

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I am OCD. Thank you.

[–]stealthfiction 6 points7 points ago

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Are you down with O.C.D. ?

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[–]xGrifB52x 1 point2 points ago

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Who's down with O.C.D. ?

[–]pastamoose 0 points1 point ago

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every last homie

[–]katelynroxx 0 points1 point ago

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All the Homies!

[–]im_her_father 6 points7 points ago

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14 of them are turned the wrong way!!! UGGGGGHHHH

[–]Pastlife123 3 points4 points ago

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I don't have OCD but that bother the shit out of me.

[–]felixjmorgan 3 points4 points ago

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Oh here we go again...

[–]tianan 5 points6 points ago

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You don't have to freaking have OCD for that to bug you. You have to be normal.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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We all want order that's why this is a little unnerving just cus it 'bothers' you doesn't meant you have OCD guh.

[–]Fidgetstic 2 points3 points ago

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I don't, but I really hate this picture

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Solution: Eat them all.

[–]oddlike7 2 points3 points ago

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The repost factor bothers me more than the lack of symmetry.

[–]imgoingtorunoutofroo 5 points6 points ago

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It's not OCD you jackasses.

[–]flufflesUSA 1 point2 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geSXqTlP2T4

[–]sayaandtenshi 0 points1 point ago

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That was pretty funny ^

[–]GayLeftyAspie 1 point2 points ago

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Now you'll just have to eat 12 of them in one sitting. It's the only responsible thing to do.

[–]kryonik 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure all brains are programmed to see order in things and when something isn't as it should be, it can cause anxiety. I don't believe this is strictly a symptom of OCD.

[–]ThumpinD 1 point2 points ago

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I'd have to return that for a refund. A refund. A refund. A refund.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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People who go on about their "OCD" are on par with with people who go on about how they don't watch TV, and don't even in fact own one. Also, the same method of identification can be applied...

[–]JoshTay 9 points10 points ago

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I am past OCD. I have CDO. It is the same thing, but the letters are in alphabetical order.

[–]DarnTheseSocks 1 point2 points ago

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Collateralized Disorder Obligation?

[–]secondspassed -2 points-1 points ago

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Bravo.

[–]scart22 3 points4 points ago

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Nope.

[–]scart22 2 points3 points ago

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Nope.

[–]scart22 2 points3 points ago

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Nope.

[–]scart22 3 points4 points ago

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Nope.

[–]rossiFan -1 points0 points ago

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Nah.

[–]rossiFan 2 points3 points ago

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Nope.

[–]neversweat 1 point2 points ago

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Sarah Jessica Parker

[–]oddlike7 3 points4 points ago

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Neigh.

[–]AeonOhm 1 point2 points ago

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Nerp.

[–]ejustice 2 points3 points ago

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You don't have OCD, you're just an asshole

[–]Bartleby986 0 points1 point ago

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Relax. It's not a cookie.

[–]BestWordInYourPost 4 points5 points ago

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cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie...

[–]Bartleby986 1 point2 points ago

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It's a fig newton Cookie Monster. It's not the same. You won't like it.

[–]katiefrazer92 0 points1 point ago

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FIG ROLLS!?!?!?!

[–]billmalarky 0 points1 point ago

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My dad actually stopped buying these the first time he saw this. He went on a big rant about how "manufacturing in America is going to complete shit etc etc". They were one of his favorite cookies.

Yes, my dad is crazy, but he's still awesome, love you dad!

[–]U_Damn_Hipsters 0 points1 point ago

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"well a little bit i dont see wha the big deal is lets check this thre... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]harroldhino 0 points1 point ago

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Also, FIG NEWTONS?!?!?!?

[–]CassandraLee 0 points1 point ago

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http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/9606/295493-death_the_kid_sad_super.jpg\

"Damn, I'm so sad..I want to die."

[–]BowlingisnotNam 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!

[–]xwexcollidex 0 points1 point ago

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How to take a joke without being technical and gay about it.

  1. Read or see joke.
  2. Ask yourself 'is this funny?'
  3. If yes, then laugh.
  4. If no, move to next link and SHUT THE FUCKKKKKK UPPP.

[–]homoeroticPigeon 0 points1 point ago

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My gf has OCD and has found CBT to be really helpful in helping her get control of it, this is a good book on the subject http://www.amazon.co.uk/Overcoming-Worry-Mark-Freeston/dp/1845296362 also, hidden object games seem to help

[–]foreveralright 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!!

[–]bowa 0 points1 point ago

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WHY DID I LOOK AT THIS?!?!?!

[–]emdkay 0 points1 point ago

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Yum.. fig newtons are so underrated.

[–]meta-arete 0 points1 point ago

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I do

[–]meta-arete 0 points1 point ago

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I do

[–]meta-arete 0 points1 point ago

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I do

[–]jesusapproves 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, but what pisses me off is when the packs of saltine crackers are upside down in the box of saltines causing me to have to flip them right side up and then shake the crumbs to the bottom so that all is right with the world.

[–]spitandsnot 0 points1 point ago

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TIL 97% of the population suffers from OCD.

[–]haXeNinja 0 points1 point ago

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What does this have to do with?? Did you wanna play call of duty because you got some tasty treats?

[–]afish66 0 points1 point ago

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And you can bet your sweet ass that that is the first one to be eaten by me

[–]Derahel 0 points1 point ago

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Why the hell is it considered a disorder anyway?! Well, I can understand the compulsion to do patterns of movements and such would be a disorder, but not the obsessing over organization and cleanliness part.

[–]herrodare 0 points1 point ago

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YOU MONSTER!!

[–]dhvl2712 0 points1 point ago

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I have CDO. It's like OCD but the letters are in the proper order... as they should be!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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(fingers screech and bend on monitor, monitor starts spiderwebbing) MUST.... FIX....

[–]barmpybarmpbarrrrrmp 0 points1 point ago

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Holy fig! That's just figged up.

[–]bluebunnyram 0 points1 point ago

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:hyperventilates: But not really, I just furled my brows.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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fix it. Fix. It. FIX IT!

[–]itsnotmeokay 0 points1 point ago

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Nope but that always drives me fucking nuts. I don't have OCD I just enjoy orderly things.

[–]imwellhung[S] 1 point2 points ago*

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This is /r/funny, not a fucking debate thread. It was meant to be a joke, don't lurk this subreddit if you can't handle a fucking joke. It's like lurking atheism if you're a hardcore Christian. EDIT: I apologize to all I offended.

[–]Serei 1 point2 points ago

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Heh, I had a feeling this would happen. Reddit is like that with certain topics. I'd recommend just saying "OCPD" next time.

[–]appleseed1234 0 points1 point ago

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There are no atheists in repost threads.

[–]mqduck 0 points1 point ago

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Don't apologize. I don't know where all these jerks came from, but this can definitely fall under OCD.

[–]DarnTheseSocks 0 points1 point ago

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Or as we in the soft sciences call it, the O.C. Disorder

[–]box951 0 points1 point ago

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Best way to fix it? Eat the whole sleeve!

[–]StormTAG -1 points0 points ago

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-twitch-

[–]Tyrsyn -1 points0 points ago

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DID YOU FUCKING FIX IT YET ! ! ! DO IT TAKE ANOTHER PICTURE AND SEND IT TO ME ALREADY! ! !

[–]em22new -2 points-1 points ago

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He didn't fix it because it isn't his picture. It's been posted a thousand fucking times already but you would only know that if you're over the age of 12...

[–]deltib -1 points0 points ago

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this problem could be easily solved if you had ANOTHER packet with the misaligned one three cookies from the top. Place them end to end, and suddenly, symmetry. It's not a perfect solution, but it's better than nothing.

[–]mqduck 0 points1 point ago

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If one of them was the same way four places from the top, that'd work for me too. In fact, the numbers are just perfect so that you could have a third one right in the middle.

[–]AsskickMcGee -1 points0 points ago

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twitch

[–]Cavalry -1 points0 points ago

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You.... twitch b-bastard...

[–]FrostyCoolSlug -1 points0 points ago

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Nope, but I MUST FIX THAT.

[–]axisofphilippe -3 points-2 points ago

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FIX IT NOW!

[–]FFighter7232 -5 points-4 points ago

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Came her to say this. thank you for beating me to it, hopefully that means its fixed by now.

[–]Quazatron -1 points0 points ago

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No (at least I don't think so.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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)

[–]dork_warrior -1 points0 points ago

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Just...stop. please. I beg of you.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I have OCD but my version isn't really what is shown in this picture. My version of OCD eventually led me to go to prison. I don't think this picture describes true OCD. True OCD is caused by your brain constantly firing electrical signals in an effort to fix a problem. Usually OCD is caused by some kind of traumatic event or ongoing traumatic events. Your brain then tries to fix the feelings by firing but the thing is that it keeps firing those electrical impulses and will never stop so you are constantly trying to fix your emotions. This is also the cause of hoarders.

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My version of OCD is actually a brain tumor, that sings showtunes out of tune.
The only thing that relieves my symptoms is to write incoherent dribble to reddit's comment section. L oL<3

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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fuck you

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Fuck you!

FTFY

[–]StarvingAfricanKid -1 points0 points ago

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the joke is about OCPD; not OCD, otherwise funny though.

[–]RockyValderas -1 points0 points ago

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WHAT THE FUCK!!??

[–]MissQuerade -1 points0 points ago

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IT hurts me that I cant fix that.

[–]Valintiin -1 points0 points ago

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You bastard, you've doomed us all.

[–]imagesandkeys -1 points0 points ago

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You bastard. I started shaking.

[–]wackensack -1 points0 points ago

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AAAAAAAAHHHH LEMME FIX IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Pinilla -1 points0 points ago

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This is not even funny. This might be the worst joke ever.

[–]fondlemyheart -1 points0 points ago

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Dick move, brah. Dick move.

[–]9uitarman -1 points0 points ago

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87% of people who say they have OCD do not have it. They think it makes them sound original and different without it being a disturbing or sickening disorder. Some actually think it is "cool" to be diagnosed with it. Many actually believe they have it when, in reality, they do not.

[–]malopalo -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm NOT eating that until it's been turned.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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fix it fix it PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SCIENCE CORRECT IT !

[–]Wilsonianism -2 points-1 points ago

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FIX IT

[–]321bacon -2 points-1 points ago

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shudder

[–]chiablo -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't have OCD, but I do have CDO.

It's like OCD, but the letters are in the right order.

[–]VDGfreak -3 points-2 points ago

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Fuck you sir.

[–]blooregard325i -3 points-2 points ago

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It bugged me from the thumbnail on the page...

[–]Shuko -3 points-2 points ago

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YOU BASTARD!!!

[–]DaisyDoozer -5 points-4 points ago

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It's CDO; in alphabetical order. THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!!!!

[–]Juicuvious -4 points-3 points ago

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You crafty son of a bitch. Some one photoshop it back to normal. This is gonna bother me all day.

[–]kiasuten -4 points-3 points ago

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I have OCPD, and this picture made me cringe.

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