this post was submitted on
80 points (62% like it)
202 up votes 122 down votes

funny

subscribe2,467,088 readers

6,351 users here now

PLEASE, No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 12 comments

[–]spoon_master 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I shall never look at toothpaste the same way ever again after this...

[–]I_PretendToBeBritish[!] 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

What's "toothpaste?"

[–]MadMageMC 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

So... licking excess toothpaste off the tube before recapping is now considered an act of fellatio? I have the strangest...

[–]AerosolNinja 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I make my own toothpaste. Anyone want a sample?

[–]Basecamp88 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I have now taken up flossing AFTER brushing.

[–]Dumpykins 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

my poor poor teeth...

[–]mistermartinson 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

welp, the sacred act of brushing is now ruined for me. hello bad breath.

[–]ReDyP 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I came.

[–]abeardo 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Oops. Just ruined every morning for me.

[–]kopo27 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Twice a day, bitches.

[–]casual_shoggoth -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

So toothpaste tubes dump and ejaculate from the same hole? That is pretty disgusting.

[–]jimdoescode -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm sorry but I have to downvote you for removing the "nng nng nng" from this image before reposting it.