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[–]lucidguppy 2 points3 points ago

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Even though you're a robot - you're my friend.

[–]hedgehogboy5 1 point2 points ago

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goodbye my only friend

-oh, did you think I meant you?

that would be funny

if it weren't

so sad

[–]RighteousDeuce 0 points1 point ago

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I got a running start into that upvote. Did you feel it? I think I hurt my shoulder. You monster.

[–]ProfessorD2 10 points11 points ago

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Just curious... Where did you find this pic such that you didn't think it was already on Reddit?

[–]seedlesssoul 2 points3 points ago

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Digg.

[–]mdk2all 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit browser has encountered a jackass reposter.

[–]toms1esson 2 points3 points ago

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I know saying something is a repost is almost cliche' and a repost in itself. So maybe we find something new to say like, "repeat submission'

[–]hardinge 1 point2 points ago

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Well I had never seen it and I laughed so there.

[–]Le_Plant 0 points1 point ago

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Likewise.

[–]b3nny 0 points1 point ago

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you're a tard donutorium, really

[–]UniqueRebel 0 points1 point ago

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Clever

[–]spooner559 0 points1 point ago

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This is why I use chrome

[–]idcwudt 0 points1 point ago

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the schnozberries taste like schnozberries

[–]LardLad00 0 points1 point ago

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People still use firefox? I gave it up when Chrome came out.

[–]PerpetualDick 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen this more times than I've seen the sun.

[–]thefightingmongoose 0 points1 point ago

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Ha

[–]JeanNaRH 0 points1 point ago

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Expected Repost.

[–]donutorium[S] -5 points-4 points ago

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Well, this is embarrassing.

[–]toms1esson 0 points1 point ago

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Ohh don't act all innocent, you knew what you were doing.

[–]donutorium[S] -1 points0 points ago

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I did know what I was doing!

[–]toms1esson 0 points1 point ago

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Just checked you history, it seems like your fairly new. I'll let you off.

[–]Le_Plant 0 points1 point ago

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Woop Woop, dassa sound of da police!

[–]toms1esson 1 point2 points ago

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No, none of that please.

[–]NeonXero 0 points1 point ago

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Woo WOo, dassa that's the sound uv da peace!