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[–]tacomanser 12 points13 points ago

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I don't need it... I don't need it... I don't need it...

I NEEEEEEDDDD ITTTTTTTT!!!!!

[–]CaptainTaters 1 point2 points ago

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One of my favorite Spongebob quotes. Kudos to you, sir.

[–]Kimimpossible 1 point2 points ago

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This and the CHOCOLATE episode I think for me lol.

[–]DonBADoobin 0 points1 point ago

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TACOMANSER NOO NOO STOOOOP!!! PINKY!!!!

[–]monkikuso 7 points8 points ago

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Protip: Drink water throughout the night.

[–]drummererb 5 points6 points ago

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Some people actually sleep through the night.

[–]lhmatt 1 point2 points ago

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That's just a tip. A Protip is drinking half a Pedialyte before you go out, half a Pedialyte when you get home and a beer when you wake up.

[–]karottenfelt 0 points1 point ago

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That, if mr drunky brain doesn't choose to ignore it. Place two large bottles of water and maybe some Advil for good measure in reachable distance from your bed before going out.

It might not be as cold as directly from the tap, but anything is better than having to get up early and crawl to the kitchen for water with a pounding head.

[–]monkikuso 2 points3 points ago

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True.

I usually drink a lot of water while in the shower. Chances are if I went out drinking, I'm gonna shower before bed. I chug the water out of the shower.

But putting everything next to your bed is a good idea. You could also have more fun with it, and put a few cups/bottles on the way to bed, and you have to drink the cup of water before you can move past it.

[–]KojakMoment 0 points1 point ago

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...but maybe not to this extent.

[–]xvertigox 3 points4 points ago

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Drink lots of water before you go to bed. Chugging a glass or two right before going to bed is also useful. It almost eliminates the hangover :]

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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why are you being downvoted for this? That basically cured me from really bad hangovers. Sure my stomach still feels a little weird and I have a slight headache troughout the next day, but I actually can carry on with my life instead of wishing to die

[–]xvertigox 0 points1 point ago

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I'm being downvoted? D; I dunno man, it's like a must do thing if you're getting drunk. I try to have a glass of water for every glass of alcohol I have and then chug a glass right before going to sleep and normally I only have an inkling of a hangover. It seems like anybody who drinks semi-regularly would do this.

[–]craftyj 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Defender 2 points3 points ago

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I never understood that about Spongebob.

They could splash, cry, pour liquids and see water, but for some reason, even though they were apparently underwater, the illusion was only realized when they went to Sandy's, who apparently needed protection from something that didn't seem to exist.

TL;DR Spongebob is a cartoon, herp.

[–]MooBaloo 4 points5 points ago

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[–]GSTRINGKING 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for those pics. So funny!

[–]MooBaloo 0 points1 point ago

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We meet again, Internet stalker!

[–]xxneoxx3000 0 points1 point ago

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How I feel after an hour of smoking.

[–]smdepot 1 point2 points ago

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You smoke for an hour straight? I'm not even concerned... that's just impressive.

[–]xxneoxx3000 0 points1 point ago

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Well, it's usually when i'm with a large group of people. While we drink some beer, play some drinking games, we'll pack bowls or roll blunts and puffpuffpass :)

[–]fearstrikesout 1 point2 points ago

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yeah, i remember when i first started drinking too...

[–]tekka444 0 points1 point ago

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[–]snwww 0 points1 point ago

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Which, at that point, is probably mainly water, not that I can back this up, but really beer piss are almost water-transparent

[–]Chutie 0 points1 point ago

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My friends and I call it "The Dangerous Thirst".

[–]Fartparty 0 points1 point ago

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More like this

[–]djbfunk 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else have dreams involving drinking massive amounts of water after boozin?

[–]docious 0 points1 point ago

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Cardinal rule number 1... following a night of heavy drinking stick your head under the faucet and start drinking... dont stop till you count 1 too 10... (slowly)...

Cardinal rule number 2... following a night of heavy drinking stick your head under the faucet and start drinking... dont stop till you count 1 too 10... (slowly)...

Cardinal rule number 3... try not to piss ones self.

That is all.

[–]sharkoman 0 points1 point ago

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Dude the first thing you need to do before getting piss drunk is head down to your local convenience store and buy a gatorade...and just keep it in your car or somewhere close to your bed. Pound it before going to sleep and you'll wake up feeling like a million bucks.

[–]wonder-waffle 0 points1 point ago

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But he lives in the water,in a pineapple....

[–]djloreddit 0 points1 point ago

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i feel this way every morning. durn ceilin' fan, suckin up mah moisture.

[–]No_name_Johnson 0 points1 point ago

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Hands down my favorite drink in the world is a well made glass of water the morning after a hard night of drinking.

[–]KillahHills10304 0 points1 point ago

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I remember freshman year of college one morning my 2 roommates and I woke up at the same time all groaning, "Waaaaterrrrrr, wwwaaaaterrrrrr."

Good times.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Drink LOTS of water.

[–]dizzle18 -2 points-1 points ago

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Im guessing its because you blacked out and dont remember all of the salty man butter you swallowed the night before.

[–]VeryStrangeHat -2 points-1 points ago

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Nope.

What you actually crave is milk.

[–]trialtm -1 points0 points ago

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I only really feel like this the morning after special brownies. Worst drymouth ever.

[–]rapture_survivor -1 points0 points ago

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spongebob: underwater water

[–]jlskajfsadf -1 points0 points ago

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post a pic of spongebob sleeping so i can know how you feel when it gets dark

[–]rtaylo -2 points-1 points ago

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Ha I was lookin like this the other morning

[–]flowerbomb19 -2 points-1 points ago

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more like how I feel now.

[–]myeverymovment -2 points-1 points ago

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That's the poison(s) leaving your system and taking minerals, vitamins, electrolytes and the good times with them. Keep a heavy supply of Gatorade in the fridge. After a night out, drink as much as you can stomach and then pass out. Tried and true, hand to Zeus. And there's no way your quantity could ever match what mine became.

A word to the wise: Beware the solution lest it create another problem.