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[–]dobthe1st 172 points173 points ago

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first this

then this

THEN, this

for those who don't know

[–]P2000Camaro 14 points15 points ago

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TIL; One way to REALLY piss off the Reddit community.. Pretend it's YOUR dog when it in fact might not be....

[–]dobthe1st 8 points9 points ago

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TIL; I, on at least some level, find it worth my while to closely monitor two people in the Reddit community claiming to own a dog with mental disabilities :(

[–]aqisnotliquid 2 points3 points ago

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There is much karma to be earned in such a venture

[–]feureau 5 points6 points ago

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Don't give a fuck. Dog's derp, and that's all that matter.

Been busy trying to kill all the WMF meme seed that's just came up on that other thread.

[–]groupercheeks 2 points3 points ago

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Something about some Advertising dick weed claiming some stupid dog picture was his picture. I've seen the future, and the future sucks.

[–]daveo42 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks for the context. There are times when I feel like a narcoleptic person when reading reddit. I always get the beginning and the end, but tend to miss everything in the middle.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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this.

[–]zzyzzyxx 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you. I hate when people make posts that require context from other subreddits. We don't all subscribe to the same ones.

[–]Raptorace22 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe its just 3 different retarded dogs that looks the same?

[–]Esoterrorism 1 point2 points ago

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So, this is not connected to the bestiality AMA, huh?

[–]board_like_chalk 4 points5 points ago

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ok, so there is at least four comments above this one asking for context, so why does this have so few upvotes? Either people don't want to read this far down the comments or people keep downvoting the comment to keep their precious inside joke alive. Not all of us browse reddit daily, and it's impossible to see every post. So when there are many people asking for context the nice thing to do would be to upvote posts that actually give the context of the joke instead of leaving it the bottom of the list.

[–]killer_tofu89 184 points185 points ago

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*Whose

[–]GregLoire 2 points3 points ago

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People act like the who's/whose distinction is complicated or obscure for some reason, when it's actually the exact same rule as you're/your, which people are often ridiculed for not knowing.

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[–]sleet01 78 points79 points ago

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Today you learned?! 0_o

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[–]mainsworth 8 points9 points ago

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I also went to public school in Texas. My grammar is impeccable,

[–]WildKittyv1 3 points4 points ago

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While we're at it:

others'

In this instance, you're using the plural possessive of the word "other" and (in most cases) when you're denoting possession of a word that ends in "s" you put the apostrophe after the "s" at the end of the word.

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[–]tjuicet 2 points3 points ago

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D'oh, actually. That one's not really a rule, it just is.

[–]wankerschnitzel 10 points11 points ago

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You failed English IamMitch?
But you speak English‽

[–]bewmar 34 points35 points ago

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That's unpossible!

[–]AerialAmphibian 7 points8 points ago

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Inbelievable!

[–]SrsSteel 0 points1 point ago

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Nothings unpossible for Kun Possible!

[–]crazyisraeli 5 points6 points ago

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I recognize this King of the Hill quote.

[–]uberguby 0 points1 point ago

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This wanker is a profesional typist.

[–]oEgwcEonqq 3 points4 points ago

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Sir, I salute you.

[–]super6logan 1 point2 points ago

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*others'

[–]sleet01 1 point2 points ago

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Man, public school in Texas... my apologies! I find your dedication to self-improvement both admirable and inspiring. Carry on!

[–]partanimal 0 points1 point ago

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Good for you :)

Not knowing something but being willing to learn is WAY better than thinking you know enough and being unwilling to learn.

Also, (since a lot of people mess this one up), "would've" = "would have" NOT "would of."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No offense, but to me it seems pretty amazing that Americans (and the British) seem to be pretty fucking shit at "their own" language.
Things like whether/weather, there/their/they're, could/should/would of, etc. seem to be mistakes that mostly only native English speakers tend to make.
Just weird, that's all...

[–]xiphia 0 points1 point ago*

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Seems pretty amazing to me, too (as a native speaker), but I've just taken to assuming I'm one of the lucky ones with regard to education and upbringing; still frustrates me, but, you learn to let it go.

[–]xiphia 0 points1 point ago

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*others'

Feel like I'm being anal, but hey you said you wanted it.

...most unintentionally sexual sentence I'll say today.

Edit: Just noticed somebody already said this, but oh well, I'll leave it here just for the shitty innuendo.

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[–]LightsSoundAction 1 point2 points ago

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Saying that makes us look even more stupid, oh I'm sorry, stupider

[–]evo3rs 0 points1 point ago

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TYL...

[–]Prog 15 points16 points ago

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OP, to help you remember this, just think of the show "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" "Whose" line is possessive, so the contraction for "who is" is "who's."

At least, that's the way my brain chooses to remember it.

[–]alwaystakeabanana 6 points7 points ago

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Thanks for being helpful instead of just ripping on him. :)

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[–]Thomsenite 3 points4 points ago

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try this site, its my fave whenever i get stumped by grammar/usage http://public.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/errors.html

[–]jammycow 2 points3 points ago

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that's a good site! and not a damp squib!

[–]zeppelinfromled 1 point2 points ago

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Also, "whose" (the possessive) is not a contraction of two words. There's no way you can use two words to replace it. But with "who's" you can use "who is" to replace it.

[–]xiphia 0 points1 point ago

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Well, it does mean "of whom" but...yeah, not a contraction. I don't even know why I'm saying this. Just feeling the need to flaunt my Anglitude I suppose, don't get to do it much here in Scotland, for my safety.

[–]AerialAmphibian 1 point2 points ago

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"Who's" is also a contraction for "who has".

[–]hosk 0 points1 point ago

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Man, everytime I write "who's" I always double check that it can't be "whose". I really like that word and I just don't get to use it enough. I do the same with "whom".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You mean "who is dog is it" is incorrect?

[–]sacarn -4 points-3 points ago

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ahh ehhh oooh

[–]alljuststarstuff 58 points59 points ago

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I completely took this out of context and thought it was in reference to the bestiality AMA in which the girl says she's still practicing when the opportunity arises, but she doesn't have her own dog anymore. Wow.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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As did I.

[–]DomMuso 4 points5 points ago

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it isnt... i laughed anyway

[–]shadeunder 4 points5 points ago

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More importantly... why CAN'T she own one!?

[–]Vew 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure if serious, but she mentioned can't have pets at her current apt.

[–]AnalBurns 8 points9 points ago

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Cockblock landlord

[–]Solidacid 0 points1 point ago

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Dogcockblock landlord even..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe it's just this guy. NSFW

[–]shadeunder 0 points1 point ago

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Oh I didn't catch that, I thought someone forbid her to or something! LOL

[–]bethanechol 2 points3 points ago

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There's a...? This is an...? Oh man am I not visiting r/iama today.

[–]xojc 1 point2 points ago

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Smart. What is read cannot be unread.

[–]ejdawson3 2 points3 points ago

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I need to stop redditing so much because that was my first thought as well

[–]Katnipz 36 points37 points ago

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Context?

[–]Pravusmentis 7 points8 points ago

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It doesn't matter, that's the point. We should all exercise our downvotes and make the front page more interesting and helpful for humanity at large.

[–]PossiblyTrolling 5 points6 points ago

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I just downvoted both posts and moved on. Total time wasted: 0.538 seconds.

[–]dont_tell_my_mom 4 points5 points ago

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I envy your ability to not give a fuck.

[–]PossiblyTrolling -1 points0 points ago

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I'm not a drama queen. If you care about shit like this, you are.

[–]everfalling 2 points3 points ago

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sigh context, please?

[–]IHaveNoNipples 2 points3 points ago

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It's phordee's dog. nopooshallpass admitted to trolling.

[–]2RageComicedDdntRead 4 points5 points ago

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TRCDR: Still wondering whose dog it is.

[–]KrishnaS124 1 point2 points ago

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the fuck is TRCDR

[–]liveryowl 0 points1 point ago

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read his name.

[–]Ezekiel375 0 points1 point ago

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Look at his username...

[–]KrishnaS124 0 points1 point ago

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o.o

[–]verisimilarity 0 points1 point ago

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Examine his moniker.

[–]KrishnaS124 0 points1 point ago

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the fuck is a moniker

[–]Mejsaren 1 point2 points ago

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since i haven't seen any pictures of the dog taking a dump i think its the i cant poop guys dog!

[–]Theskyishigh 1 point2 points ago

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If anyone got it, I'd like to know. I just stared a the screen for thirty seconds until my brain hurt.

[–]DrewciferCDXX 1 point2 points ago

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[–]crank1000 1 point2 points ago

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I literally had just closed that thread because i realized how long i spent reading the comments. Very well done OP.

[–]Olukon 3 points4 points ago

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More importantly, who cares?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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sadly, fucking loads of people, which is why it kept making frontpage

[–]MrDeckchair 2 points3 points ago

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For once I came across a reference after I'd seen the thing it refers to.

[–]TehScrumpy 9 points10 points ago

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What does it refer to?

[–]joannchilada 1 point2 points ago

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People, answer this! WTF are you all talking about?!

[–]frisky_business2 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 2 points3 points ago

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Still don't get it

[–]whatwhywhy 0 points1 point ago

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facebook never lies ....

[–]MurrMann 1 point2 points ago

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Who let the dogs out who who who?

[–]DJPho3nix 0 points1 point ago

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I don't understand how people didn't peg the response as a troll from the get go. Seriously, I thought the title pretty much telegraphed it, but apparently thousands of people didn't catch it. Sad.

[–]Quetzalcoatl0 0 points1 point ago

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the dog looks too dumb to not want to care

[–]Roark_8 0 points1 point ago

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Well done. I LOL'ed.

[–]gnarbucketz 0 points1 point ago

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SPOILER ALERT: They're the same guy.

[–]varikin 0 points1 point ago

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Whose dog died?

[–]drgk 0 points1 point ago

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Two accounts, same guy. It's not his dog anyway, he found the pic online.

[–]armyjackson 0 points1 point ago

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Chuck Testa's!

[–]icanhazazngrl 0 points1 point ago

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[–]collio13 0 points1 point ago

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Eraw173's

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The Dog was Jacob all along.

[–]michiganman1993 0 points1 point ago

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whose*

[–]nonameworks 0 points1 point ago

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I just realized that guy doesn't have a really long moustache!

[–]haux 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck this.

[–]kjhahn 0 points1 point ago

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am i the only one that drew a penis...everytime?

[–]loveisfornerds 0 points1 point ago

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eraw173, anyone?

[–]zsofika888 0 points1 point ago

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i am dog!

[–]scrumpnugget 0 points1 point ago

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sooo, whose fuckin dog is it?

[–]willmulhern 0 points1 point ago

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whose*

[–]moregon -1 points0 points ago

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[–]dolver 0 points1 point ago

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Beast is Andy Samberg's dog.

[–]Ezekiel375 0 points1 point ago

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There is only one way to settle this. We cut the dog in half and give a half to each person.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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There is only one way to settle this. We cut them both into four and feed them to the dog. Then we go out for beer and pancakes.

[–]G-sus_Cryst 0 points1 point ago

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Nope, Chuck Testa.

[–]KillianBeast 0 points1 point ago

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Am i the only one here who actually caring about that this post is breaking the rules of r/funny? (And i quote from the rules: "No rage comics. Go to r/F7U12 insted")

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[–]spinozasrobot 5 points6 points ago

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Jury's out. This vs. this.

[–]Judge_Of_Things 1 point2 points ago

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The jury may be out, but the Judge is in.

Decision for dogs.

[–]pt4117 6 points7 points ago

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I think you're mistaken.
Dogs rule!

[–]Xqwzt 2 points3 points ago

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*dogs'

[–]itsjawknee -2 points-1 points ago

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ugh...dog people

[–]bocanegra 0 points1 point ago

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Why don't you like dog people?

[–]itsjawknee 0 points1 point ago

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pet owners are fine...i have pets...dog people are terrible.

[–]herblette -1 points0 points ago

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Explain the joke people!

[–]M0b1u5 -1 points0 points ago

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Five words: who gives a flying fuck?

[–]Shankinator -1 points0 points ago

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WHO IS DOG IS IT???

[–]macbwiz -1 points0 points ago

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English, do you speak it?

[–]Teh_moopy -1 points0 points ago

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only one solution downvote them till one of them shows us a new picture