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[–]high_point 70 points71 points ago

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Oh man, i laughed way more than i should have.

[–]IIdsandsII 7 points8 points ago

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baaaahh, it wasn't that great.

[–]kkj93 5 points6 points ago

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I've herd better.

[–]candre23 0 points1 point ago

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What the flock is wrong with you? I can't believe you'd have the shear audacity to ram another pun thread down our throats.

[–]Wibbles 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason my mind interpreted the second image as a sheep who does not know she is a sheep, impersonating a sheep.

[–]Dsdamanyo -1 points0 points ago

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i wish my lungs would allow me to laugh more

[–]meinshamaru 26 points27 points ago

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its pronounced "hoarder"

[–]theghostofme 15 points16 points ago

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Hodor?

[–]titsmeow 3 points4 points ago

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Mordor?

[–]inormallyjustlurkbut 2 points3 points ago

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One does not simply herd sheep into Mordor!

[–]sellfish 0 points1 point ago

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Murder?

[–]AsskickMcGee 2 points3 points ago

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Hodor. Hodor hodor?

[–]jjremy 1 point2 points ago

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Hodor Hodor!

[–]Skyy_High 1 point2 points ago

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Came for this, not disappoint.

[–]KathrynTheGreat 1 point2 points ago

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No, I'm really a sheep herder!

[–]meinshamaru 2 points3 points ago

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yes you hurt sheep by hoarding them

[–]kooly1 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't know whether to play along or just be pissed that I came here to write this and saw your comment first.

[–]Warloxwill 1 point2 points ago

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And yes you are

[–]NinjaDog251 0 points1 point ago

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no it's not?

[–]AHistoricalFigure 13 points14 points ago

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Why did I laugh at this so much?

[–]relevant_testament 8 points9 points ago

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"My people have been lost sheep. Their shepherds have led them astray, turning them away on the mountains. From mountain to hill they have gone. They have become sheep hurr durrs." (Jeremiah 50:6)

[–]Battlesheep 0 points1 point ago

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go on...

[–]scook0 5 points6 points ago

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But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.

[–]Pravusmentis 2 points3 points ago

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If I had never read this aloud I might not have gotten it. But then again, those people next to me might never have heard it (though they got no picture)

[–]hookeslaw 4 points5 points ago

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and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.

[–]AngstChild 3 points4 points ago

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Wake up sheeple!

[–]Curtch 2 points3 points ago

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Jesus Christ you guys...was a carpenter.

[–]darkangelx 2 points3 points ago

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His name was Joshua.

[–]Brlkhh001 0 points1 point ago

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He was? Amazing, how did they discover his profession?

[–]borntorunathon 0 points1 point ago

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They found his w-4.

[–]thebootlegsaint 1 point2 points ago

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Those things last forever!

[–]AsskickMcGee 0 points1 point ago

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Before his religious career, he manufactured quality wooden crosses.

[–]Brlkhh001 1 point2 points ago

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Nailed it.

[–]MarcusGunn 1 point2 points ago

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I have been drawing the me gusta face as a shepherd in my notebooks for months now with the Sheep Hurr Durr caption. Damn you reddit, for being as clever as I am!

[–]huskypup 1 point2 points ago

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There's a Mass Effect joke here somewhere but I'm too lazy.

[–]imaunitard 1 point2 points ago

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Psalm 23:

1 Ceiling Cat iz mai sheprd (which is funni if u knowz teh joek about herdin catz LOL.)

He givz me evrithin I need.

2 He letz me sleeps in teh sunni spot

an haz liek nice waterz r ovar thar.

3 He makez mai soul happi

an maeks sure I go teh riet wai for him. Liek thru teh cat flap insted of out teh opin windo LOL.

4 I iz in teh valli of dogz, fearin no pooch,

bcz Ceiling Cat iz besied me rubbin' mah ears, an it maek me so kumfy.

5 He letz me sit at teh taebl evn when peepl who duzint liek me iz watchn.

He givz me a flea baff an so much gooshy fud it runz out of mai bowl LOL.

6 Niec things an luck wil chase me evrydai

an I wil liv in teh Ceiling Cats houz forevr.

[–]candre23 1 point2 points ago

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In a sea of humorous images that are clearly trying too hard, it's the simple ones like this that make me laugh the most.

[–]y2jeff 0 points1 point ago

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I thought this was going to be an image about paragon shepherd :(

[–]thecadillacboy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]akatherder 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a kat herder.

[–]Tigeroovy 0 points1 point ago

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Always makes me chuckle.

[–]BIGLEX76 0 points1 point ago

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This comes to mind http://youtu.be/L0-lkl9TzsU

[–]merkedya727 0 points1 point ago

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"But I am a sheep herder, "Yes you are, and it's pronounced HOARDER"

[–]polysyllabist 0 points1 point ago

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That shepherd looks like a bad ass

[–]drewthat 0 points1 point ago

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Damn near pissed myself laughing in the middle of a meeting. The tried not to burst out again unsuccessfuly for the next 10 min.

[–]Lurkier 0 points1 point ago

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Was I the only one going into this expecting mass effect?

[–]InsertOneLiner -3 points-2 points ago

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yeah 4chan was funny 5 years ago

[–]RetlaOge 2 points3 points ago

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The summerfags are overwhelming, like a scourge they upvote all the stale old reposts from yesteryear.

[–]KoyaHusky 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah! Go winterfags!

[–]RetlaOge 0 points1 point ago

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springfags.

[–]RetlaOge -1 points0 points ago

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[–]adamdavidson -1 points0 points ago

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OH NOES!

[–]slid3r -1 points0 points ago

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Very nice.

[–]garagechimp -1 points0 points ago

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funny!

[–]jvi -2 points-1 points ago

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HERP DURP

[–]spelling_ok -1 points0 points ago

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I don't think i've laughed out loud at the internet in a while. Thank you

[–]leif777 -1 points0 points ago

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You fucking made me laugh on the bus... loud. I'm so embarrassed right now.

[–]layout420 -1 points0 points ago

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Ever since a young age my grandfather would say now make like the good sheppard and get the flock outta here. I never knew what he meant.

[–]Nebozilla -2 points-1 points ago

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No, it's sheep hoarder...

[–]respectwalk -2 points-1 points ago

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I just didn't see it coming! XD I laughed tears out of my eyes!

[–]ForwardTwo -2 points-1 points ago

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This is reddit, and I'm a reddi-durrrrr.

[–]A_not_The_Man -5 points-4 points ago

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