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[–]eyesofsaturn 33 points34 points ago

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Fuck this garbage.

[–]nigganigga 12 points13 points ago

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Fuck this garbage.

[–]xnoseatbelt 32 points33 points ago

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Fuck this garbage.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Fuck this garbage.

[–]Bob_Faget 9 points10 points ago

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Fuck this garbage.

[–]ScizRGaming 25 points26 points ago

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Fuck this garbage.

[–]playdoepete 27 points28 points ago

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Fuck this garbage

[–]TehKardinal 18 points19 points ago

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Fuck this garbage.

[–]mitotajc 28 points29 points ago

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Fuck this garbage.

[–]DaPurpleCobra 8 points9 points ago

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Fuck this garbage

[–]LarkSquire 6 points7 points ago

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Fuck this garbage.

[–]hirashirou 6 points7 points ago

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Fuck this garbage.

[–]imagoober 6 points7 points ago

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Fuck this garbage.

[–]Fritzguyes 5 points6 points ago

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Fuck this garbage.

[–]BennyBenassi 22 points23 points ago

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Fuck this garbage.

[–]EducationBudget 21 points22 points ago

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If you're going to fake a text message, at least make it a little less obvious, pal.

[–]hippogriffin 3 points4 points ago

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Fuck this garage.

[–]philltheman 3 points4 points ago

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Fuck this garbage.

[–]TwiiKuu 4 points5 points ago

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Fuck this garbage.

[–]Eccentrica_Gallumbit 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck this garbage.

[–]Dafuzz 3 points4 points ago

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Fuck this garbage

[–]JustMuffins 13 points14 points ago

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Garbage this fuck.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck this garbage.

[–]CaughtUP 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck this garbage.

[–]the_great_ganonderp 4 points5 points ago

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The thing I hate about all these is that nobody actually has "BF" or "GF" in their phone.

...do they?

p.s. Fuck this garbage

[–]AAAAAAAHHH -1 points0 points ago

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My ex had me in as "The Boyfriend"

[–]the_great_ganonderp 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like that would be a red flag to me, like oh this person sees me more as an accessory to her life than a human.

if it wasn't ironic, that is.

[–]AAAAAAAHHH 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, it was nothing like that. I suppose you could call it ironic. It's just kind of the Irish sense of humour.

[–]kidreggin[!] 2 points3 points ago

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This fuck garbage.

[–]everydaynormal 4 points5 points ago

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When asked what he wanted to do , this was his response? I am most concerned of how he is going to suck his own dick.

[–]IforgotwhatIwasdoing 0 points1 point ago

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She wants to do something romantic and he's just a damn me-monster.

[–]DiscoRage 3 points4 points ago

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Hey guys, remember the part where this totally never happened? That was great.

[–]life_is_here 1 point2 points ago

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no but seriously, fuck this garbage

[–]nymble25 1 point2 points ago

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This garbage Fuck

[–]Scarbrow 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck this garbage. Yeah now spank it a little.

Yeah, that filthy little garbage. Yeaahhhh. You dirty little whore you

Yeeeeeahhhhhhh.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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STOP! STOP IT PLEASE! THIS SHIT IS NOT FUNNY! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 0 points1 point ago

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IAMA request: someone who gave this an upvote

[–]uVajeD 0 points1 point ago

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This fuck is garbage.

[–]Peripheryy -1 points0 points ago

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How many times are people going to post this crap before someone notices that the font is wrong? ITS HELVETICA NEUE. If you're going to fake it, at least use the right font so it's less obvious.

[–]AbusedGoat -2 points-1 points ago

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I agree as well...fucked AND garbage.

[–]bleunoir83 -1 points0 points ago

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Neuk dit afval.

[–]MechanicalYeti -1 points0 points ago

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I was expecting "The same thing we do every night, Pinky..."

[–]kah_lay -1 points0 points ago

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This garbage fuck

[–]richardjc -1 points0 points ago

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Garbage! Fuck this!

[–]JakeCameraAction -3 points-2 points ago

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Alright for everyone saying this is fake and stupid:
WHO CARES?

This is r/funny.
No one said it was true.
It's funny if you treat it like it really is. A joke.

Every time I see someone say that one of these is fake I just picture that person being told a joke.
"Knock Knock."
"FAKE! I'm not even near a door!"

So everyone calm the hell down.

[–]DaPurpleCobra 0 points1 point ago

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Fake! I am next to a door.

[–]LNMagic -2 points-1 points ago

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Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spammity spam! Wonderful spaaaam!

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Cuk fiths bargage.

[–]apalebluedot -4 points-3 points ago

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The person texting the boyfriend suggests "suck my dick"...?