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Whenever somebody asks me what I do in my spare time... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]pfjenkins 116 points117 points ago

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Mark (internal monologue): Great call. Flirty but friendly, didn't overstep the mark. I could show Sophie the transcript. Maybe I should start taping my phone calls.

No, Mark, that's how they got Nixon!

[–]eddie234drums 68 points69 points ago

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Johnson: "I have a 32 inch plasma in my office...when you get a document up on that bad boy, you are seriously looking at that document".

[–]pfjenkins 41 points42 points ago

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Mark: (internal monologue) Look at me, friends with a big black businessman like it's the most natural thing in the world.

If he got accused of a crime he hadn't committed I could come to his aid.

[–]eddie234drums 28 points29 points ago

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Johnson: "In, fire thirty percent of the workforce, new logo, boom, out. You are now a fully trained management consultant."

[–]pfjenkins 14 points15 points ago

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Mark: (internal monologue) Alan Johnson. I'm in love. I'm in love with you, Johnson.

[–]loaded_comment 1 point2 points ago

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Johnson: "Have you got the arsehole for this Corrigan? You need a brass ringpiece to handle this..the question is can you put a lid on the squid?"

[–]BlanceBlackula 3 points4 points ago

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Consultio/Consultius

[–]rickrizzle 22 points23 points ago

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If you haven't seen every single episode yet... http://www.hulu.com/peep-show

The jokes they make are the kind reddit likes..... (funny ones)

[–]52hoova 24 points25 points ago

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Why would you link that? Fucking asshole... I had shit to do tonight.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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As someone who just canceled Netflix and thought Hulu had nothing worthwhile anymore...

Thank you kindly sir

[–]Willie_Main 72 points73 points ago

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I'm loving all of the play Peep Show has been getting on Reddit lately.

[–]eddie234drums 24 points25 points ago*

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Agreed, but where are the Super Hans quotes? "...a pill, a nipple, a bit of fried haloumi, lovely"

[–]Fineus 23 points24 points ago

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Don't mention crack yeah? Cos every time you do it makes me think of crack and I.. Love crack.

[–]MrSnoobs 3 points4 points ago

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Kellogg's Crunchy Nut? Very expensive as I recall...

[–]pyramidsong 1 point2 points ago

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Probably one of my top 10 lines of all time from Peep Show

[–]BYoungNY 1 point2 points ago

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Just watched that episode this weekend. One of the funniest scenes so far

[–]BlanceBlackula 6 points7 points ago*

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As someone who knows me really well, I trust you will tell me honestly...is the lower half of me on fire?

Edit: Just want to add that, if you haven't seen it, Whites has Super Hans in it as a delivery guy, and Dobby as one of the chefs. Oh, Super Hans is in Malice in Wonderland where he plays a mad hatter type character.

[–]drewba 2 points3 points ago

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Just discovered Whites on hulu. You don't see him very often, but Super Hans is nearly as insane and random as he is in Peepshow. A+++ would watch again.

[–]SirSandGoblin 1 point2 points ago

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you see him in lots of stuff in the uk. in fact, i once saw him in a local bar, good times.

[–]eddie234drums 1 point2 points ago

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I have seen Whites and I enjoyed it a lot. I haven't seen Malice in Wonderland yet though, I am gonna get on that. Danny Dyer puts me off a bit, though.

[–]ChiefGrizzly 1 point2 points ago

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He's actually the writer as well! Very underestimated show.

[–]macAWSUM 1 point2 points ago

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Whites is a great show but it only has 6 episodes (which is about 3 seasons of a British tv show).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whites_%28TV_series%29

[–]UlquiorraSchiffer 7 points8 points ago

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The Big Beat Manifesto goes "Big Beats are the best, Get high all the time"

[–]jatoo 0 points1 point ago

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At the time, it felt like a much more all-encompassing philosophy.

[–]w3sticles 4 points5 points ago

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Where's me twins? I'll never forgive Orange if they've deleted the twins.

[–]tardibear 6 points7 points ago

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Jez: See Super Hans, I told you! the Internet is gonna be massive!

Super Hans: Yeah, we'll see....

[–]Willie_Main 2 points3 points ago

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There are so many of them. Mostly about more-ish crack.

[–]eddie234drums 1 point2 points ago

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I haven't seen any...but I can imagine that the crack quotes are ripe. I think my favourite goes along the lines of "Mrs C, do you have a parrot??" "No...why?" "Because it looks like you would enjoy a cockatoo!!"

[–]priitn1 2 points3 points ago

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Super Hans

[–]eddie234drums 1 point2 points ago

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My bad, it was done in expedient error. I am gonna edit the shit out of that right now

[–]pfjenkins 2 points3 points ago

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Jeremy Who's the chick?

Super Hans: That's no chick, man. That's the love of my life.

Jeremy: Wow. And what does she...

Super Hans: I don't know much about her, she don't speak English. We speak the language of love. And a tiny little bit of German.

[–]Wondering_Wandering 2 points3 points ago

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We all agreed mark, drugs are fine now.

"What's Super Hans doing?" "Oh he's just honking on his crack pipe."

[–]DeedTheInky 1 point2 points ago

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"The secret ingredient.... is crime."

[–]cooldudeconsortium 0 points1 point ago

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They should be paying us to eat this shit

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"Oi, Mrs. C, answer me this, you ever have a parrot? "uh... no" "Its just you look like you might enjoy a cock-or-two"

[–]dirtymoney -2 points-1 points ago

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I hated that fucker. I always wanted to see him lose his music recording industry job & end up as a rentboy on the streets.

[–]SupriyaLimaye 7 points8 points ago

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Me, too. David Mitchell is a walking meme.

[–]snoharm 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not, it just keeps reminding me to check Amazon Instant and Netflix for it again. And I'm always disappointed .

[–]Willie_Main 2 points3 points ago

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If you're American, all seven seasons are on Hulu, man! Otherwise, I'm pretty sure you can access all the episodes on the Channel 4 website.

As an American, I have no fucking clue what I'm going to do when series 8 comes out! I'll probably have to torrent it.

[–]snoharm 0 points1 point ago

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Holy hell! Thank you!

[–]YSCapital 9 points10 points ago

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I love this show. Can't wait for the latest season.

[–]dementiaxiii 6 points7 points ago

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Not until 2012... :(

[–]UlquiorraSchiffer 1 point2 points ago

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Say it ain't so daddy!

[–]dexaler 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously? I just finished all the seasons and I wanted MOAR!

[–]lightinthedark 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, not until spring 2012

[–]jockc 1 point2 points ago

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Do what I do. Just start over S01E01

[–]dexaler 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry, it's not the same... S01E01 will be the start of another TV-series for me. I wonder what's next!

[–]missing-alt-text 6 points7 points ago

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Still frame from television program Peep Show showing a middle aged white man wearing a dark sweater with a brown collared shirt standing in a living room in front of the mantle. Caption reads:

The Beastie Boys fought and possibly died for my right to party, so....

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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The beastie boys did not do so. They performed a parody, and a very good one. Apperantley it's still going. http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/jv4cg/til_beastie_boys_fight_for_your_right_to_party/

[–]TooMuchCoffee 7 points8 points ago

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Well that may be, but we can't let pesky little facts ruin all our fun!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking truth. Ruins everything...

[–]DiscoInferno900 1 point2 points ago

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"Yeah, but, you can prove anything with facts, can't you?"

[–]French_lesson 3 points4 points ago

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Arguably it's part of the joke. If I say "I sin so that Jesus Christ didn't die in vain" the joke doesn't rely on Jesus Christ being an actual divine being actually dying for our sings. (And notice that if in fact I do not believe Jesus Christ is an actual divine being then most likely I don't believe in sin, which makes the joke even better. See how irony works in jokes?)

[–]atlas44 2 points3 points ago

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Now teach me how to say that en français.

[–]French_lesson 6 points7 points ago*

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I'm not sure if I can do that, but in any case here's an attempt at translating my previous comment:

Ca dépend, ça fait peut-être partie de la blague. Si je dis: "je pêche pour que Jésus Christ ne soit pas mort en vain", il n'est pas nécessaire que Jésus Christ soit réellement un être divin qui est mort pour nos pêchés. Et d'ailleurs, si en fait je ne crois pas en Jésus Christ alors je ne crois très probablement pas non plus au pêché, ce qui ne fait qu'améliorer la plaisanterie. Remarquez comme l'ironie à sa place dans l'humour.

Obviously not a translation to the letter but in the spirit.

[–]ubuouc 1 point2 points ago

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I checked your translation through Google Translate. I'm not impressed, French_lesson.

It depends, it's perhaps part of the joke. If I say, "I fish for Jesus Christ did not die in vain," it is not necessary that Jesus Christ is truly a divine being who died for our sins. Ailleus and, if in fact I do not believe in Jesus Christ so I think probably not to sin, which only enhances the joke. Notice how the irony in his place in the humor.

[–]French_lesson 0 points1 point ago

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You're right, I made a typo! Thanks!

[–]theak 11 points12 points ago

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Finally found the actual clip:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/111967/peep-show-handyman @ 5:00 min mark.

Enjoy!

[–]iwatchyousleep 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you!

I've been looking for this link all over this thread, and this guy posted it. Normally this would be the most upvoted comment...so...RISE MY CHILD!

[–]Psythik 6 points7 points ago

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I thought that song was a parody...

[–]UlquiorraSchiffer 11 points12 points ago

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Nancy - What's going on? Who's wanking who off?

Super Hans - Jeremy's been wanking off this bloke for cash.

Jez - No I haven't! It's not -

Nancy- Jeremy, that is so you. I always knew you'd end up doing something like that.

Jez - What do you mean that is so me? That is not so me.

[–]morbiusfan88 5 points6 points ago

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that is now the only acceptable answer to that question.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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"That's tickety boo."

[–]casualsloth 7 points8 points ago

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Jez: I just want to assure you that I am not the same as the rest of these feckless cumshedders.

[–]eddie234drums 1 point2 points ago

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Feckless cumshedders ahaha I watched this episode last night! Class

[–]halbachb9272 16 points17 points ago

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haha great show "Peep Show" I believe

[–]claymore_kitten 1 point2 points ago

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haha thank you i was searching for this

[–]UlquiorraSchiffer 3 points4 points ago

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That is one of the best shows I've seen in ages. I just blew through all seven season last week.

[–]Zyrxil 3 points4 points ago

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Of course there they measure TV seasons in Metric, so that's not nearly as long as it sounds.

[–]UlquiorraSchiffer 0 points1 point ago

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No indeed. That's why I went through them so fast. I really wish there was more.

[–]karmadogma 2 points3 points ago

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But, it's better this way... two guys... we've got to get out there! Grooving! Doing it! You know? I mean, it's been a long time for either of us, I mean, I haven't had my oats in something like two weeks!! (Nine months and thirteen days.) I mean look at us! [Holds up a tissue box] People are going to think we spend the whole time wanking.

[–]llamaiguana 2 points3 points ago

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Never heard of this show. Sounds awesome though.

[–]Fineus 3 points4 points ago

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Along with Spaced and Green Wing it's one of the UKs better comedy exports :)

[–]Anghammarad 4 points5 points ago

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Don't forget QI, possibly the best show on television.

[–]swilk 1 point2 points ago*

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QI + David Mitchell = Best of both worlds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4AXOmPZ6fo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coFiAUjTWLE

[–]nutellaandcigarettes 0 points1 point ago

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It is honestly one of the best written comedy shows in decades. I recommend giving it watch.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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However the song "Fight for your Right" was meant sarcastically and is pretty much taking a piss at people the song is about.

[–]snuffercakes 4 points5 points ago

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Who else read the caption in David Mitchell's voice?

[–]parles 1 point2 points ago

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that song was made as a parody

[–]Buffalo_Dave 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, the usual...I bowl, drive around, the occasional acid flashback.

[–]dirtymoney 1 point2 points ago

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sooooo miss this show.

God DAMMIT!

[–]IntentToContribute 1 point2 points ago

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Thats... numbawang?

[–]urnbabyurn 1 point2 points ago

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need more peepshow...

[–]Derp_herp_derp 1 point2 points ago

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hahaha Peep Show is the best

[–]Trumps 0 points1 point ago

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OMG. That song came on the moment I opened this post

[–]picsnstuff 0 points1 point ago

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Jez: She still likes me, but I need proof. Only one way to find out gropes Zahra

[–]Mayniak0 0 points1 point ago

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so... you spend all your time on the internet.

[–]Chaddy316 0 points1 point ago

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He's also hilarious on "Would I Lie to You?", which is an awesome comedy panel show that everyone should watch.

[–]darkangelx 0 points1 point ago

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relevant

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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...so I get drunk and go on reddit

[–]Sheeps 0 points1 point ago

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Can some one tell me where all of these stills + quotes come from? Do people just make them or is there a website I can browse and laugh profusely?

[–]helmvisit 6 points7 points ago

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I think that you're on that website.

[–]w3sticles 0 points1 point ago

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it's from the tv program peep show. It's British, so i don't know if you'll be able to watch it :/

[–]Kaiburr 1 point2 points ago

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Hulu

[–]nutellaandcigarettes 1 point2 points ago

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http://watchseries.eu/serie/peep_show

the internet is a vast and awesome place.

[–]Sheeps 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a huge fan of the show. I asked where these images came from, whether there was some website I could view them on.

[–]Dujek1arm 0 points1 point ago

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but hey, instead of finding where these images came from, you could click on nutellaandcigarettes link and just get all the viruses ever.

[–]Sheeps 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know why this is so hard to understand, but I do not need a place to watch the episodes. I have seen them. I would like to know where people get the subtitles screenshots of this show and others that I see so frequently.

[–]Dujek1arm 0 points1 point ago

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i fully agree. I would like to know too

[–]darkhipo 0 points1 point ago

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he looks like Linus Torvalds. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2f/Linus_Torvalds_talking.jpeg/396px-Linus_Torvalds_talking.jpeg

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