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[–]marchelzinger 146 points147 points ago

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Great, now I need to stare at this for another 15min..

[–]furyasd 214 points215 points ago

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ʞɹoʍ ʞɔnɟ

[–]gojirra 154 points155 points ago

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You did it wrong, it should say "work" not "fuck work," because flipping over "fuck work" is like saying "FUCK YEAH TIME TO WORK BITCH!!!"

[–]EurhMhom 85 points86 points ago

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This guy doesn't care, he flips everything. Regardless of context.

sǝɥ 'ǝǝs ︵ヽ(`Д´)ノ︵ ˙ssɐ uɐ ɥɔns

[–]prashn64 15 points16 points ago

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So he's like a bad Singed player?

[–]HunterTV 12 points13 points ago

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Nah. Not only is he saying "fuck work," he's flipping his own ambivalence in an act of nihilism. Fuck fuck work. Fuck all the things.

[–]Brewster-Rooster 4 points5 points ago

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This is so relevant

[–]Elderkin 4 points5 points ago

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This logic is correct.

[–]cynicalMIND 26 points27 points ago

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ʞɹoʍ

FTFY

[–]inedidible 4 points5 points ago

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(\ °.°),︵ ʞɹoʍ

[–]supaphly42 18 points19 points ago

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˙pıɐd ʇǝb

[–]TheBakedPotato 38 points39 points ago

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Fuck this meme, my neck hurts.

[–]pocketjunkie 49 points50 points ago

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why don't you just pick up your desk and rotate it?

WHY DO YOU HAVE A NECK?

AREN'T YOU A FUCKING POTATO?

[–]PoisonPotato 7 points8 points ago

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Ummmmmm

[–]Ender11 1 point2 points ago

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Great, now I'm thinking about baked potatoes with butter and sour cream and chives and cheese and bacon bits and....fuck, I gotta go.

[–]nazguel3536 4 points5 points ago

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I just watched it for 5 minutes before I could pull away from its hypnotic movement

[–]Straight6er 43 points44 points ago

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Lies! You whipped your hair back and forth!

[–]RockyValderas 7 points8 points ago

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You Whipped your hair back and forth...

[–]TomtheWonderDog 350 points351 points ago

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Today's Top Story:

Paraplegic Man Does Impression of Metronome.

Sports at 11.

[–]faggotoni 111 points112 points ago

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Paraplegic is not the same as amputee..

[–]TheFAJ 201 points202 points ago

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In other news:

Paraplegic man has such a long neck that people mistake him for an amputee.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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In other news:

Decapitee miraculously survives and is in stable condition.

[–]Big_McLargeHuge 60 points61 points ago

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Not really stable. He's moving back and forth.

[–]original_prankster 1 point2 points ago

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In a stable and consistent manner that seems never ending though, if I'm not mistaken. There's something wrong with his eyes at one point though, Decapitee with heart shaped eyes every time he shakes?

[–]Setekh 1 point2 points ago

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He's marginally stable.

[–]gidgetsflow 2 points3 points ago

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No, no, this has just become far too silly, next sketch please...

[–]I_saw_this_on_4chan 2 points3 points ago*

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We call these NUGGETS.

[–]goat_christ 1 point2 points ago

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What that means for your weekend at 10:00.

[–]FadedPoster 1 point2 points ago

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While this is hilarious, this is pretty much the depth of all news programs in Australia.

[–]theskabus 25 points26 points ago

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Well, you discovered you can momentarily turn into a lion if you move fast enough.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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[–]theskabus 1 point2 points ago

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What the hell did I just watch?

[–]Miniboss210 21 points22 points ago

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Makes frontpage. Unlocks achievement. Thus, breaking nothing all day streak.

[–]Syriom 1 point2 points ago

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reddit doesn't fit into productive. Unless you work for (at?)reddit.

[–]Miss_Bee 44 points45 points ago

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Me neither! high five

[–]nonesuchplace 12 points13 points ago

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Damn it. I can only choose productivity or high fives, can't I?

[–]Miss_Bee 9 points10 points ago

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Or chili cheese fries......

[–]Thisis___speaking 15 points16 points ago

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the possibilities are endless

[–]Nog64 1 point2 points ago

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infinite sup is the best use of bbcode

[–]AngelicLoki 18 points19 points ago

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If your head does this, you may want to go to a doctor. Skulls should not change shape when moving from side to side.

[–]joannchilada 14 points15 points ago

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They.... shouldn't?

[–]Hatsumi__x 1 point2 points ago

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Uh oh...

[–]Syriom 1 point2 points ago

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OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT.

I'll be riiiight back.

[–]Ent- 38 points39 points ago

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I just realized...... \0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0I have done nothing productive all year. \0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0\0

[–]Hipitoxx 88 points89 points ago

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Are those "\0" nazis?

[–]Eilif 63 points64 points ago

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Cannot unsee.

[–]EurhMhom 13 points14 points ago

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[–]C_IsForCookie 6 points7 points ago

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~~~\o/~~~
    |
   / \

[–]Eilif 4 points5 points ago

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I saw that before! =D

"If you see someone drowning, laugh at them, then call 911."

[–]zoolander951 1 point2 points ago

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~lol~^
Shaaark! ~löl~
now he has eyes
Edit: Totally forgot about reddit formatting

[–]simtz 20 points21 points ago

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You can turn them into party-goers. \ô/ \ô/

[–]Lazar_Taxon 26 points27 points ago

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Let's style their hair! \ō/ \õ/

[–]zishmusic 16 points17 points ago

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Lets decapitate them! \u/\U/

[–]zishmusic 18 points19 points ago

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Erm. I meant 'scalp'

[–]KimJongIlSunglasses 1 point2 points ago

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\ / \ /

FTFY

[–]NerFxD 1 point2 points ago

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\J/ jay leno

[–]frcepeda 6 points7 points ago

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No, they're null characters.

[–]DonMasta 2 points3 points ago

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Heil yes.

[–]MsAnnThrope 1 point2 points ago

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Dammit!

[–]elitemrp 13 points14 points ago

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Realized what?!? Why'd you stop after the "...... "?

[–]Gg101 12 points13 points ago*

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The nerdier the joke, the more disappointed I am that I understand it.

[–]octal9 1 point2 points ago

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cosign\b\bned.

[–]causeproblems 23 points24 points ago

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[–]we_had_chips 10 points11 points ago

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well...you're an ent...

[–]HarvardCurlingTeam 20 points21 points ago

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No, you're a wizard, Harry.

[–]ThatsALogicalFallacy 2 points3 points ago

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A what?

[–]we_had_chips 2 points3 points ago

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a thumpin' good 'un.

[–]simtz 2 points3 points ago

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Never done anything productive my entire life!!! Is that a good thing?

[–]daringlunchmeat 9 points10 points ago

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Define "productive".

[–]webmonk 4 points5 points ago

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Exactly. I've been insanely productive today. Just not in the areas I probably should have been.

[–]Korrin 2 points3 points ago

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I'm currently putting off work that's due tomorrow, in favour of doing work that hasn't even been assigned yet...

[–]hobbit6 1 point2 points ago

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I earned 400 comment karma today. How did your meetings go?

[–]missing-alt-text 188 points189 points ago

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Animated cartoon of stick man waving his head side to side in wide arcs. Hand written text reads:

I have done nothing productive all day.

[–]LegendEater 58 points59 points ago

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Worst novelty account ever.

[–]shamonee 70 points71 points ago

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Pretty helpful for the blind redditors, I'd say.

[–]King_Henry_of_Spades 32 points33 points ago

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hey, yeah! I guess I never thought abou... wait a minute... ಠ_ಠ

[–]redbeardedone 30 points31 points ago

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Blind people use the internet too.

[–]King_Henry_of_Spades 13 points14 points ago

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Ha, I'm sure! Just like paraplegics have races with each other! And deaf people play music! Hahahaha! You're killin' me, man!

[–]ElevenSquared 11 points12 points ago

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[–]bwillb 14 points15 points ago

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hey, that's not Fry...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Or office that blocks imgur and not reddit itself...

[–]internet_hobo 15 points16 points ago

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I feel like all of your hard work is under appreciated. There-there, have an upvote..

[–]HighlyUnnecessary 5 points6 points ago

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Really? That's great!

[–]planetfour 1 point2 points ago

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That's a hell of a lot of alt text!

[–]riqk 2 points3 points ago

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That's really not alt-text so much as just an exact description of what's happening. I've never seen anyone use alt-text to describe the image.

[–]ElevenSquared 4 points5 points ago

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I could be wrong, but isn't that what the alt attribute is supposed to be used for?

[–]Psythik 1 point2 points ago

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IIRC, alt text was designed so blind people browsing the web knew what the picture was of, so yes.

[–]ElevenSquared 1 point2 points ago

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Yes. Also, because not all browsers support images.. even for the sighted.

[–]GhostsnVodka 7 points8 points ago

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Two exams on Friday, yet...here I am

[–]Justintime233 5 points6 points ago

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Being on the west coast I still have time to salvage the day and do some actual work. Not saying I will but the time is there should I feel the need.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Lanarchy 1 point2 points ago

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I saw what you did there

[–]WildKittyv1 2 points3 points ago

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True... True...

[–]wilkeson 2 points3 points ago

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it's even better when you've been doing stuff all day, but it's nothing worthwhile.

[–]zombiefriednuts 2 points3 points ago

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Welcome to my week.

[–]Dullbert 2 points3 points ago

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... and by posting this you are now hurting other people's productivity as well. If they also start doing posts like this as a result, we'll have an avalance of unproductivity and resulting in a worldwide economic crysis.

[–]sfitzer 11 points12 points ago

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I whip my hair back and fourth.

I whip my hair back and fourth.

[–]johansantana17 17 points18 points ago

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*forth.

[–]pimanrules 30 points31 points ago

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I whip my hair back and 4th

[–]sfitzer 4 points5 points ago

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Thanks.

[–]redbeardedone 2 points3 points ago

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[–]con_orb 1 point2 points ago

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What you're not being shown is that there is a cat wiggling the stickman side to side

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone else hear the theme song to Fraggle Rock when looking at this for some reason?

[–]Grab 1 point2 points ago

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what an astonishing coincidence.

[–]N_Word_Joe 1 point2 points ago

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Nothing at all ... Nothing at all

[–]paingriller 1 point2 points ago

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the life of a redditor

[–]Allisgoodandright 1 point2 points ago

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Nonsense, you've been reading the names of links right?

That's reading, right?

[–]robin1961 1 point2 points ago

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You have just gained a Level!!...use your new power wisely!

[–]ImGeorgeous 1 point2 points ago

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I will be staring at this for a few more hours. Brb.

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–]CobraKaiStudent[S] 1 point2 points ago

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9:28 pm over here

[–]unsexyMF 1 point2 points ago

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I clicked that while listening to Van Halen's "Jump." The head-banging almost perfectly syncs up.

[–]CptSpaulding 1 point2 points ago

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i just woke up, dude

[–]1mistakecharly 1 point2 points ago

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I never do until I leave my job.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Wake and Bake! :)

[–]bleeptheocean 1 point2 points ago

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i'm at work and haven't done anything productive all day, slow week.

so we are on the same boat except i'm getting paid and people think i do shit.

[–]Chazboski 1 point2 points ago

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HA! I'm unemployed! I haven't done anything productive since JUNE!

[–]ru5ty 1 point2 points ago

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too hungover for that gif

[–]dt3ft 1 point2 points ago

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How did you make this? Hand drawn? Which software? How long did it take... please be as detailed as possible. Thanks.

[–]clickity-click 1 point2 points ago

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ain't the internets grand?

[–]BrokeTheInterweb 1 point2 points ago

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This is just what I needed to see to remind me to go be productive.

[–]ilackincreativity 1 point2 points ago

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I swish my hair back and forth

[–]Oxxide 1 point2 points ago

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Glad I'm not the only one.

[–]infamous_jamie 1 point2 points ago

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It's a truly wonderful feeling.

[–]jrfish 1 point2 points ago

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Is Reddit unusually funny this morning? I loled three times. I rarely literally lol.

[–]karmaforeveryone 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like I should loop this as I waste my day

[–]pancakebrain 1 point2 points ago

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I just spent 2 hours scouring the internet for Jonathan Taylor Thomas bios and whether or not he is gay.

[–]Craysh 1 point2 points ago

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WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE NO-ARM FLAILING STICK MEN!

[–]marvk 1 point2 points ago

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True Story.

[–]MemeTLDR 3 points4 points ago

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This. This is what the internet is for.

[–]goldengm 0 points1 point ago

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Same..

[–]zomb3h 0 points1 point ago

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I got back from class though...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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nice smear!

[–]Artisane 0 points1 point ago

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NSFW?! =P

[–]Cezna 0 points1 point ago

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omg, this hurts my eyes

[–]Tiaticus_ 0 points1 point ago

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All day? 2 PM and I just woke up.

[–]jenna317 0 points1 point ago

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Forever up vote.

[–]jrk- 0 points1 point ago

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I have done nothing productive today because i watched this animation all day long.

(.. nah, not really :)

[–]Andrew_Would 0 points1 point ago

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Fastest loading iPhone gif.

[–]Anhedonique 0 points1 point ago

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Count me in

[–]Stupidpal 0 points1 point ago

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Just another normal day.

[–]meta_asfuck 0 points1 point ago

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Kinda sad if you think about it though.

Good thing I just woke up.

[–]MelowMaverick 0 points1 point ago

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You and me both, brother.

[–]nostalgicone 0 points1 point ago

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I am truly amazed... My inner voice is so fun and care free

[–]Pillagerguy 0 points1 point ago

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I keep trying to touch it with my mouse.

[–]jdb4420 0 points1 point ago

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add me to that party.

[–]timeforslaughter 0 points1 point ago

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hah. all day

[–]not_an_option 0 points1 point ago

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Rookie...

[–]bizquick 0 points1 point ago

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This was the first thing I upvoted all day.

[–]bentec 0 points1 point ago

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I have so many days like that...

[–]jessicakuchinski 0 points1 point ago

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i count posting this as productive

[–]ivtecdoyou 0 points1 point ago

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Been at work all day. The only thing i succeeded in was making a rage comic... How do i still have a job?

[–]Crux315 0 points1 point ago

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Depends on definition of "Productive."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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imgur.com/feelsgoodman

[–]Deluxx00 0 points1 point ago

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week*

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You're whipin' your hair back and forth...that's something?

[–]Downed_Frigate 0 points1 point ago

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Anybody else wobble with it?

[–]johansantana17 0 points1 point ago

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why did I laugh at this?!

[–]dripdripdrop 0 points1 point ago

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haha!

[–]californicating 0 points1 point ago

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It's not even 1:00pm here...

[–]TattooedLizard 0 points1 point ago

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This looks like my day at work

[–]Breakfastmachine 0 points1 point ago

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I was going to browse reddit, but now I'm going to go mow the lawn. Thanks I guess?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Except whipping your hair back and forth.

[–]quadrider 0 points1 point ago

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I would feel much better if this wasn't so true about myself....

[–]CobraKaiStudent[S] 0 points1 point ago

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the irony is that i woke up quite early and I started good, I went running came back had a coffe read the newspaper and then.... I looked at my watch 5:50 pm and my to-do list was full

[–]tstorm1986 0 points1 point ago

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This reminded me of this.

[–]Macbrantis 0 points1 point ago

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The armless can have unproductive days too, you know!

[–]ChalgakillerBG 0 points1 point ago

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I advanced one level on MW2... Does that count?

[–]venterol 0 points1 point ago

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And it feels GREAT.

[–]Nuncus 0 points1 point ago

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Least effective studying/working technique ever:

  1. Look at this

  2. Listen to "I Want to Break Free" by Queen

[–]oildig 0 points1 point ago

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What a difference the title,subreddit, and usage of imgur make. This same image had very few upvotes yesterday: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/klmol/today_im_in_leisure/

[–]FairyCross 0 points1 point ago

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Me neither! although the post was posted at 9 in the morning where I live...

[–]Hamstazilla 0 points1 point ago

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No worries, I'll start being productive tomorrow.

[–]Gampfer 0 points1 point ago

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Wednesdays...

[–]GFandango 0 points1 point ago

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This is going to haunt me in my dreams...

[–]giefhugz 0 points1 point ago

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I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH!

[–]gtrogers 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason I had trouble right-clicking that image. I kept trying to match his movement like I was sniping a target or else I'd miss. Then I realized I'm being an idiot and saved it as normal.

[–]chicklette 0 points1 point ago

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Best. Gif. Evar!

[–]HivemyndMusic 0 points1 point ago

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I feels ya brah.

[–]holodog 0 points1 point ago

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Here in my office, I call that victory.

[–]klonigal 0 points1 point ago

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...yep everyday at the office.

[–]Photon_Cannon 0 points1 point ago

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It gets like 10 times better if you mimic the movements.

[–]NeoPuma 0 points1 point ago

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It's watching the football game considered productive?

[–]Koqq69 0 points1 point ago

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thanks for reminding me :(

[–]Kayge 0 points1 point ago

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Me: Today was pointless, I got 7/8 of fuckall done.
The Wife: 7/8 of fuckall?
Me: Yup...just about to do fuckall...oops, day's over.

(and does anyone know how to de-bigulate the text?)

[–]WhipSlagCheek 0 points1 point ago

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**Gasp**

[–]SarahC 0 points1 point ago

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There's nothing inherently bad about doing nothing, as long as one is happy. =)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I'll just put this here.

[–]BALTIM0R0N 0 points1 point ago

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I read this as "I have done nothing reproductive all day"

Probably true, too.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Try EVER.

[–]daojones 0 points1 point ago

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Most people who play World of Warcraft never notice this.

[–]Fire101 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Geoff_Kay 0 points1 point ago

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Story of my life.

[–]I_can_only_say_PENIS 0 points1 point ago

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PENIS

[–]all_is_one 0 points1 point ago

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At least browsing reddit is more productive than playing solitaire.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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in all year, in my case...

[–]batman_is_tired 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you.

[–]blendik 0 points1 point ago

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upvotes because I have so much to do, but didn't do shit. Cheers!

[–]italknonsense 0 points1 point ago

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So what? You will die soon anyway, why bother with doing things?