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[–]hozaid 65 points66 points ago

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It's exactly what it looks like.

[–]windsostrange 4 points5 points ago

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Welcome to the wide world of photography.

[–]humminahummina 3 points4 points ago

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...wide...

...or narrow, depending upon your lens.

...world...

...or planet, rock or speck - depending upon your perspective.

Welcome to the wide world of nitpicking!

[–]sartreofthesuburbs 160 points161 points ago

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While initially reluctant, the dealership finally agreed to produce a customized truck for R. Kelly.

[–]ArabianBlue 19 points20 points ago

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That would not fit in a closet...

[–]Oakskin 3 points4 points ago

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Comment of the thread, here, folks.

[–]Kzone272 4 points5 points ago

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I think you have, too many, commas.

[–]Oakskin 1 point2 points ago

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In typing like I speak, the amount of commas made perfect sense if you were to read it out loud. Yours, however, does not.

[–]dogone 10 points11 points ago

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Although with, a handful, more, you can sound, quite like, Captain Kirk.

[–]Oakskin 3 points4 points ago

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I dig this.

[–]mightye -1 points0 points ago

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I, dig this.

FTFY

[–]glitchn -1 points0 points ago

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Not really. Like in your last sentence I don't think you would have such a pause after "Yours" and "however". The pause would be made after either one, but not both.

I mean unless you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded.

[–]Oakskin 3 points4 points ago

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It's a small pause between yours and however, but a pause nonetheless. I'm sorry if the way I type is unacceptable to your standards and you can't fucking bear to trudge through it. And yet, I'm sure you deal with stupid shortened texts, grammatical errors, and misspellings every time you get a text or IM from the girl you think is "totally hot".

[–]Kzone272 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think comma usage can be completely based on speech. I'm pretty sure there is a point where there are too many commas in your writing, even if you were to say it with those pauses. Maybe the problem is the length of the pause. For that sentence though it sounded like I was talking to this guy. (If the reference is too obscure, he had a problem with shortness of breath.)

[–]Oakskin 1 point2 points ago

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Not too obscure at all! I know the rules of commas and how grammar works, but I think that the rules of the English language are really just governed by what the people at large think is acceptable or makes sense, and what they think isn't and doesn't. It's a neat concept I like to wrap my head around from time to time.

By the way, when I imitate him I... like... to... use... ellipses. :D

[–]nickipedia 1 point2 points ago

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This is the frequent subject of my nerdly circlejerk sessions. Language: prescriptive or descriptive? Should "irony" now mean things that sorta suck, as per Alanis Morissette? Or should we conform to language as it's spelled out by Oxford, Strunk and White, et al.?

[–]glitchn 1 point2 points ago

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Personally I don't care if you type in SCREAMING CAPS or 1337, I was just saying that I dont think the pause after both of those words is accurate. I mean unless you talk like Captain Kirk.

[–]Oakskin 2 points3 points ago

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When I thought it and when I say it I made the pauses; I mean, it can be said without them, but I say it with them. I would prefer a comparison to Uhura, if you don't mind. :>

[–]r2d2_est 25 points26 points ago

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This is an installation by Estonian sculptor Mati Karmin (http://www.karmin.ee/index_e.php), who uses marine mines a lot in his works. Some of the components are or are clearly influenced by those in this work also.

You can also take a look at his furniture at http://www.marinemine.com/ . Pretty badass!

[–]Pravusmentis 4 points5 points ago

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at last, the answer..

[–]GroovyTrouserEmperor 0 points1 point ago

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Wow his furniture looks amazing.

[–]FlyingSkyWizard 42 points43 points ago

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Its exactly what it looks like

It represents the giant stupid testosterone and ego powered war machine pissing all over the children of the next generation and all the weak and powerless people of the world

[–]SANAFABICH 2 points3 points ago

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Every 2 hours.

[–]redscream 19 points20 points ago

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Looks like 4chan

[–]Mustkunstn1k 8 points9 points ago*

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That was actually in my town. Haapsalu, Estonia. It's supposed to be some kind of an art exhibit. I don't know who came up with that and who allowed it to be put up, but pretty much every person in my down went "wtf" when they saw that.

Edit: Here's another angle of the location: http://travel.aviastar.org/eesti/haapsalu-2007/haapsalu_2.jpg The cameraman of the OP's picture would have been in the center of the grass area, facing right.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Truck inseminating crib.

[–]Blurr11 23 points24 points ago

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Are you sure cos it looks a lot like ...

[–]abagofdicks 11 points12 points ago

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Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.

[–]sharkbaitoohaha 13 points14 points ago

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Oh my God, it looks like a huge...

[–]Zeppelanoid 10 points11 points ago

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Wiener. Get your wieners, right here!

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[–]majikmixx 7 points8 points ago

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Seaman, take these crates of ammo up to the top deck. And for God's sake, quit playin' with your...

[–]Zeppelanoid 6 points7 points ago

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Johnson, you're in. Head over to left field, you'll be replacing...

[–]hucknbid 8 points9 points ago

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Wang. He's on sick leave until the antibiotics get rid of the infection in his...

[–]electronicdream 20 points21 points ago

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pussy. Wait, what?

[–]buddhafig -5 points-4 points ago

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It's Austin Powers. I once tried to contribute an original line to this (not knowing it was Austin Powers) and got downvoted to oblivion. I'm sorry to bring your attention to this, since you currently have 2 upvotes, but I'm afraid they won't last. Duck and cover.

[–]isleshocky 5 points6 points ago

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Men and their obsession with penises.

[–]brok3n 2 points3 points ago

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Am I the only one ignoring the obvious phallus resemblance and instead thinking "Man, that is a bad ass looking truck!"?

[–]aaaaaaaargh 2 points3 points ago

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It's most likely a Ural-4320

[–]brok3n 0 points1 point ago

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I am a huge fan of Unimogs, which is why I found this truck AWESOMEEEE. The grill for this one vs. the Ural looks different though.

[–]aaaaaaaargh 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, sorry, it actually is a ZiL-157

[–]SickFinga 1 point2 points ago

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It is a ZIL 157

[–]lundah 7 points8 points ago

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Really? Because it looks like a giant...

[–]Cocoasmokes 3 points4 points ago

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Dick! Take a look out starboard.

Oh. My. God. It looks like a huge...

[–]codeki 7 points8 points ago

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Pecker! It's a family of woodpeckers. They're such a beautiful bird. Hey, is that a giant. . .

[–]Weequay2 1 point2 points ago*

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Cockatoo! I can't believe it hasn't flown south yet. Its chest is throbbing like a big purple...

[–]polarbeer 2 points3 points ago

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Helmet! C'mon children! Put on your helmet to protect you from the falling...

[–]madcap699 5 points6 points ago

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Johnson! Stop playing around with those balls. Wait, is that a big ol'...

[–]polarbeer 3 points4 points ago

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Shaft! Damn you! I ain't gonna call you no mo', you ain't nuthin' but a...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Peter! Head up this new engineering project. I want results, damnit! Don't go tripping over your...

[–]brok3n 2 points3 points ago

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Penis.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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CCC-Aw forget it.

[–]rollwit200276 -1 points0 points ago

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Willy

[–]DukeOfGeek 1 point2 points ago

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The clocks at the top are a nice touch. What time is it? Giant truck driven metal Johnson happy time!

[–]Zilvreen 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like a nettle carrier.

[–]migimunz 0 points1 point ago

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Aww, I came here to say that :<

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Its... ITS A ROCKET SHIP! IT'S A ROCKET SHIP!

[–]PericlesATX 1 point2 points ago

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skeet skeet motherfucker I said skeet skeet goddamn

[–]warcin 3 points4 points ago

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Of course not, what it really is, is the government taking out its big metal dick and pissing on our future

[–]akatherder 3 points4 points ago

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Yo dawg, I heard you like giant metal water-squirting dicks on your truck.

[–]ScottPR 1 point2 points ago

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So THAT'S how baby's are made!

[–]freakish777 11 points12 points ago

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babby

formed

FTFY

[–]TechnocracyTeiou 1 point2 points ago

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Baby shower.

FTFY

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[–]digger_ex_pat 1 point2 points ago

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Ha! PEDO meter

[–]gr8ch1mp 0 points1 point ago

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don't aim it at the children!

[–]JavaLSU 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like an art installation

[–]psylichon 0 points1 point ago

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"Heeeeeere I come to save the daaaaay!"

[–]breachgnome 0 points1 point ago

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4 balls. I'm impressed!

[–]Cyfen 0 points1 point ago

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Thats good, because it sure looks like a giant dick ejaculating all over those children!

[–]DroppaMaPants 0 points1 point ago

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So, it's not a giant truck mounted clock-cock-spaceship spewing white goo onto a giant copper colored baby carriage?

[–]theseamusjames 0 points1 point ago

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That's good. Cause it looks like it's a giant cock mounted on a truck spraying man juice all over some kids.

[–]zaxupexolap 0 points1 point ago

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why is there a clock on the dick?

[–]lindameetyoko 0 points1 point ago

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I am guessing Russia?

[–]pootangmaster 0 points1 point ago

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....INTO the baby carriage

[–]takinter 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like an ejaculating giant clock to me.

[–]jordanlund 0 points1 point ago

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Babymaker?

[–]alsoihavehugeboobs 0 points1 point ago

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I am way more concerned about the creepy steampunk stroller than I am about the giant cock.

[–]r00x 0 points1 point ago

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Just watering the children.

[–]horncusker 0 points1 point ago

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Like a bunch of kids trying to catch monster penis ejaculate? Nope, not at all

[–]ashamanflinn 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, that things cumming on a baby!

[–]ObeySaturnGod 0 points1 point ago

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Them kids gotta cool off somehow.

[–]daytukRjobs 0 points1 point ago

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That's not a baby carriage in the bottom left screen?

[–]Blendedloves 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhh!! My baby!!

[–]knocklessmonster 0 points1 point ago

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Funny, it looks like a firetruck.

Must really be a large metal penis.

[–]cytostream 0 points1 point ago

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...Seriously?

[–]apollyon07 0 points1 point ago

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"Does this look like what it looks like?"

[–]benedictus 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah? Well, what the fuck is it then?

[–]esotericlight -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]stanleyfarnsworth 2 points3 points ago

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Hey there little fella!