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[–]an_unrelated_story 11 points12 points ago

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This actually happened at my house. My mom was just about to leave the house as my friend came over. As soon as she walked out the door he tucked his dick between his legs, pulled his pants down and waddled into where I was and roared, "FINGER MEEEE" in a high pitched voice... just as my mother walked back in the house to grab something she forgot.

[–]katiefrazer92 8 points9 points ago

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Well that was an unrelated story.

[–]ethicalcannibal 0 points1 point ago

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This story is funnier than the original post.

[–]mrmyxlplyx 1 point2 points ago

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That was pretty much my reaction to my parents after they told me about the birds and the bees.

[–]beardbeast 1 point2 points ago

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thats what you get for making out at Disneyland

[–]Mrs337 1 point2 points ago

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That looks like it was at the Riverside Plaza.

[–]ScarlettTakesATumble 1 point2 points ago

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Clearly that's Mom's boyfriend. Or their "uncle," if you will.

[–]Spicywedge 0 points1 point ago

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Spew mom!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What's that?

[–]tolstoyleo 0 points1 point ago

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Ewwwww is right, that woman is fat

[–]elliotd303 0 points1 point ago

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Imagine when they find out how they're alive.

[–]BranchDavidian -1 points0 points ago

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the girl on the right looks like she's practicing.