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[–]anon-na[S] 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Español conchetumare.

[–]an_unrelated_story 2 points3 points ago

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Sometime towards the end of elementary school I spent the night at one of my friends houses. Morning comes. I was sleeping on the floor, he was on the bed. I wake up and look over at him. He has a giant erection poking through his boxers. I think to myself "shit" and get up and leave the room. Unfortunately everybody else in the house is awake and I knew none of them. Eventually I snuck back into his room and pretended to be asleep until he woke up.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Nothing, eventually.

[–]anon-na[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I hope this is a troll and not an accidental post to the wrong subreddit. Upvote for fear of being trolled harder.

[–]an_unrelated_story 1 point2 points ago

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I knew layoffs were coming and I was supposed to keep it confidential. I went ahead and told one of the guys working for me about it just as a heads up letting him know that his job was going to be safe and not to breathe a word of it to anyone. I thought he'd appreciate not being left in the dark. That little fucker ran up the to HR department the very next day and started asking questions about the layoffs. I ended up hearing about it from my boss. I couldn't believe the little shit did that but I had no one to blame but myself because I wasn't supposed to tell him.

TLDR: Trust no one. They will screw you over out of self interest or stupidity every time.

[–]anon-na[S] 0 points1 point ago

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TIL: an_unrelated_story tells unrelated stories. Upvote!

[–]Bartleby986 1 point2 points ago

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Is it a StormTroller, or a TrollTrooper?

[–]anon-na[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer StormTroller. Rolls off the tongue much nicer.