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[–]ButtimusPrime 60 points61 points ago

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That zoom was a flawless victory on the camera man's part

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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That kid has the best poker face ever. A true natural.

[–]Tokeli 6 points7 points ago

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If he breaks his pokerface the snot will get in his mouth!

[–]twinmatt 1 point2 points ago

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We can only learn from him.

[–]Azr79 0 points1 point ago

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creator of pokerface.

[–][deleted] 73 points74 points ago

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I almost wet myself. oh my god, that girls expression is GOLD!

[–]SteeleBawls 40 points41 points ago

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She seriously has the look of "is NOBODY going to help him?!"

[–]coombuyah26 12 points13 points ago

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"Isn't anybody gonna help that poor man?"

[–]dontnation 7 points8 points ago

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Hush, Harriet, that's a sure way to get him killed.

[–]janglesthemoonmonkey 4 points5 points ago

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Help meh! Help meh! HELP MEH! Oh somebody please help meh! SHUT UP

[–]rasputine 4 points5 points ago

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Oh baby...you are soo talented...and they are so DUMB.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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.. but she also fits in a little sneaky grin just beforehand.... I think that was the catalyst that is so hilarious!

[–]duoizumi 8 points9 points ago

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I think the best part is that she seems to have every emotion possible about the situation in 15 seconds. Brilliant.

[–]cleverlyannoying 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly this. Plus the Precious Moments eyes so we can identify every single one with ease.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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I love how the kid tries playing it off by doing absolutely nothing about it. I'd like to think that's what the little girl is freaking out about; "Is nobody going to call him on this shit?!"

[–]Disco_Drew 29 points30 points ago

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uhh....teacher? hims brain is coming out...

[–]JokeLogicAnalyst 2 points3 points ago

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Improper grammar.

[–]3lementaru 13 points14 points ago

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All the good novelties were taken.

[–]PandaGoggles 10 points11 points ago

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Facegasm

[–]drewba 2 points3 points ago

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FACIAL oh god, what did I just say that...

[–]nextgeneric 8 points9 points ago

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[–]cleverlyannoying 0 points1 point ago

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THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER.

[–]dioteque 7 points8 points ago

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i was hoping someone would make a gif SO BAD after seeing this video. you sir, are a saint.

[–]windycityhipster 5 points6 points ago

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I would love to see a "then and now" type of gif with the girl now that she's older.

That gif would definitely not be supported by Pedobear...

[–]cagedit 4 points5 points ago

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The look on her face to me seems to be a thought of "would it be okay if I run away now?"

[–]huskypup 3 points4 points ago

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Best thing I've seen on reddit in a while now.

[–]SilentEdge 16 points17 points ago

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It snot that funny.

[–]ooojos 8 points9 points ago

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Deep down, you nose it's funny.

[–]SilentEdge 4 points5 points ago

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Ex septum not likely to admit that.

[–]polishprince76 -4 points-3 points ago

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Clearly she didn't see the sinus what was coming.

[–]uberguby 0 points1 point ago

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....wat?

[–]HollowTips92 0 points1 point ago

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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRR

[–]rizwan_k 0 points1 point ago

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Even though this was a pathetic attempt, it made me laugh much more than the other ones.

[–]cthrubuoy 2 points3 points ago

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That is the look of disgust

[–]polishprince76 1 point2 points ago

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I have been on both sides of that .gif and neither is pretty. Especially when the snot rocketeer ignores what happened for a few seconds.

[–]PompeiiGraffiti 1 point2 points ago

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Video link anyone?

[–]onlyblue 2 points3 points ago

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[–]P2000Camaro 3 points4 points ago

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Hey.. The actual kid posted a comment. His is the second to top one. The top one is me telling him to get his ass to Reddit.

[–]hollowlight633 1 point2 points ago

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"Does.....does anyone else see his right now? Am going crazy? Is that his BRAIN?!?"

[–]hideki_BROjo 1 point2 points ago

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The double-take is priceless

[–]n0brainz 1 point2 points ago

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[–]kidllama 1 point2 points ago

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I see this gif played out multiple times everyday. IAMA father of 3 kids under 4. may FSM have mercy on my soul.

[–]Kalima 1 point2 points ago

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This was my favorite video from AFV! Thank you so much for finding this gif...if you can find the puppies racing where one does a forward flip, then i will be forever grateful!

[–]doh_ramey 0 points1 point ago

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these puppies aren't racing, but..

[–]snorlaxx 1 point2 points ago

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I don't often laugh out loud at pictures on the internet.

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[–]somad_ 0 points1 point ago

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You must be new here if this is bizarre and sick.

[–]derpmax2 0 points1 point ago

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What has been seen cannot be unseen.

[–]BowlerNerd 0 points1 point ago

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Related WARNING - This may be NSFL.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That girl in the green cracks me up...

[–]kingcal 0 points1 point ago

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That reaction is the perfect match for my reaction to the last five girls I've slept with.

The perfect mix of surprise and disgust.

[–]AhhGingerKids 0 points1 point ago

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How is this so far back?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Omg, do not sit in the front row of 100+ student class and browse /funny. My professor just stopped his lecture and asked me what was so funny...i tried soo hard to hold it in.

[–]darkpl 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Ascott1989 1 point2 points ago

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....okay.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Add this gif to that gif and you have hilarity

[–]tusocalypse 0 points1 point ago

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This is a top 5 animated GIF.

[–]BobRawrley 0 points1 point ago

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Makes me think of Angela from the office at age 3

[–]Gargan_Roo 0 points1 point ago

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She seems rather cognizant for her age.

[–]doozyjr 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed like a hyena. I seriously laugh like a hyena, it's embarassing.

[–]SpartanMonkey 0 points1 point ago

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Is that young Anna Farris?

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

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I hope that little girl is a redditor.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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this is the one thing that made this pms-y gremlin giggle today. well done.

[–]tactile_feedback 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, she is adorable. Plus that kid is a badass. Not even gonna acknowledge what just happened to him.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Shit better gif the top video and submit it the next day, NEED THAT KARMA

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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*** EPIC ***

[–]Shadowglove -2 points-1 points ago

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I can watch people die. I can watch people get smashed, murdered, stabbed and hurt. I can watch dead kids and I can watch blood and gore and all those things.
But this makes me gag. Seriously, it's one of the most disgusting things out there.

[–]lameWB -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]jdsamford 0 points1 point ago

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That's amazing. I know exactly what you meant to link to, but wastedatwork.com stuffed you for trying to "steal bandwidth"