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[–]senorface 89 points90 points ago

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I like that he actually gets the waffle its really a happy ending.

[–]kreuelt 41 points42 points ago

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its a really happy ending.

I fucking lost it. From this point onward I propose we analyze all .gifs as if they were works of drama.

[–]Unrelated_Gif 53 points54 points ago

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[–]theyutter9 8 points9 points ago

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I like how he actually goes back to make out with his friend its really a happy ending.

[–]Kevin_Baconator 4 points5 points ago

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Yes, but from the point of view of the bearded hat man this is clearly a traumatizing situation. He never knew that his friends were either closeted homosexuals or attention whores. This is an eye opening experience he will never forget.

[–]candygram4mongo 0 points1 point ago

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That gif is totally related.

[–]lefixx 0 points1 point ago

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notch was shooooocked!

[–]chefmcduck 0 points1 point ago

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one of the funniest things ive ever seen

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[–]planet808 0 points1 point ago

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stop it!

[–]PCsNBaseball 134 points135 points ago

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This is my favorite.

Also: relevant.

[–]bullsfan03 100 points101 points ago

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here's another sports-related one that I love

[–]friendlyaussie 23 points24 points ago

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The racism yet perfect delivery is just devine.

[–]gdubb90 3 points4 points ago

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Very true.

[–]dooster 3 points4 points ago

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[–]MysterManager 48 points49 points ago

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I saw this bad boy for the first time today.

[–]Nickolo3 10 points11 points ago

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Thanks, now whenever I see breasts I'll wonder if they're secretly bald celebrities' heads. ಠ_ಠ

[–]MysterManager 3 points4 points ago

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You're Welcome!

[–]mapguy 5 points6 points ago

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[–]croutonsalad 1 point2 points ago

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gets me every time...

[–]Zorbotron 1 point2 points ago

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Since when does Cee Lo play for the giants?

[–]Then_I_Say_Something 78 points79 points ago

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[–]mahouyousei 7 points8 points ago

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That's from Craig Ferguson!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sR0n_oYoHA

[–]Then_I_Say_Something 3 points4 points ago

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TIL! I did already know that Craig Ferguson is the funniest late night guy, though.

[–]Shatterpoint 41 points42 points ago

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This is Olli Jokinen of the Calgary Flames. A bit of backstory:

After an incident in Toronto last year where a fan threw waffles on the ice after the Leafs were sucking worse than normal, hockey communities online were ablaze with a new fad: waffles. People started Photoshopping waffles into all sorts of pictures. There was a huge thread on, I believe, HFBoards where this .gif originated.

[–]marsneedstowels 19 points20 points ago

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Olli and HFBoards go together like turkeys and small girls.

[–]Shatterpoint 14 points15 points ago

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This is out house.

[–]crash_test 10 points11 points ago

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I'll give you Ryder, Halak and a 2nd for that out house.

[–]adamzep91 7 points8 points ago

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Let's all be reality here.

[–]Telfo 4 points5 points ago

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i get it, we are saying HF memes on reddit.

Mind=Blown?

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Here is the thread.

Or one of them at least, I don't browse HFBoards.

Another gif

[–]Annich 6 points7 points ago*

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I think you got his name wrong it's Olli Chokeinen

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Went to a Flames pre-season game last night. He was playing against the Canucks C squad, so he was noticeable. And yet he still missed two sure thing goals. I am not a Flames fan, but I watch many flames games because I live in Calgary. Jokinen is a terrible player and I have seen him miss more sure thing goals than any other player...ever.

[–]kiriyama_27 0 points1 point ago

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HAHA eat a dick New York!

[–]Annich 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry I might be out of the loop but why are you talking about NY

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Jokinen choked in NY...

[–]Annich 1 point2 points ago

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somehow this doesn't suprise me

[–]kiriyama_27 1 point2 points ago

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he choked big time. their whole season came down to a shootout - they win the shootout, they made the playoffs. they sent out their third shooter... who instead of whoever their franchise player was (can't remember), they put out Jokinen. if he scored, they were in. iirc he either missed the net or put up a weak shot that was easily stopped. no playoffs for NY. flames got Jokinen back for a steal of deal next season.

[–]mvpujols777 2 points3 points ago

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Nobody on here even gets the context here, but whatever.

LET'S GO BLUES!

[–]JRose11 4 points5 points ago

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The Blues Waffle is my favorite.

[–]mvpujols777 0 points1 point ago

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Which one is that?

[–]JRose11 0 points1 point ago

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Do a Google image search... if you're not at work. [trollface.jpg]

[–]mvpujols777 0 points1 point ago

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gross

[–]JRose11 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit has ruined us all... Although I'm sure this one was 4chan.

[–]Shatterpoint 0 points1 point ago

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Ah yes, Keith Tkachuk's food of choice for off-ice training when he got fat.

[–]bntly 0 points1 point ago

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Don't you mean Carrots? HAHAHAHHA

[–]king_of_blades 38 points39 points ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else read his lips as saying "GOOD... to the last drop!"

[–]Puffie 0 points1 point ago

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Now I do!

[–]gentle_squid 12 points13 points ago

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I like how the waffle sort of slips itself into dude's mouth, all stealthy right at the end. aaand boop! mouthwaffle, bitches.

[–]danger_one 1 point2 points ago

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I read that in Frank's voice.

[–]TidalSkies 26 points27 points ago

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This one's always been mine. Something about waffles and hockey....

[–]ryancarpenter 1 point2 points ago

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Dude it a comment thread above this one explained the waffle thing... something about the leafs sucking :P

[–]girlfoundoldusername 1 point2 points ago

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I was at the game. I hate the green men...but man was that funny!

[–]r34lity -2 points-1 points ago

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GREENMAN!

[–]LeonHRodriguez 0 points1 point ago

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GREENMEN

FTFY

[–]jman377355 67 points68 points ago

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[–]Jazzbandrew 3 points4 points ago

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My tongue says yes. My body says no.

[–]jun2san 0 points1 point ago

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Aww. Reading your comment first I thought this would be the gif of the cat licking a lime.

[–]SilverHammerMan 1 point2 points ago

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I first read that as "cat licking a mime." Something tells me that gif is out there somewhere.

[–]Juris_LV 9 points10 points ago

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cat. upvote

[–]mandrilltiger 4 points5 points ago

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It that 7 upvotes or 1/7th of an upvote. Wait are cat upvotes the same as dog upvotes.

[–]Jexy84 39 points40 points ago

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Here's mine.
BEES!!!

[–]gdubb90 4 points5 points ago

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That one is great!

[–]lennythestick 2 points3 points ago

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Every time I see this I end up laughing uncontrollably for about five minutes...now everyone I work with thinks I'm a crazy giggling moron.

[–]frankivo 16 points17 points ago

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[–]prof3ta_ 0 points1 point ago

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hahahaha It took 5 seconds but I got it... fantastic. Source?

[–]imraven 5 points6 points ago

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That's from the movie UHF with Weird Al.

[–]griffinn 0 points1 point ago

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[–]The-Dudemeister 24 points25 points ago

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[–]akatherder 7 points8 points ago

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Mildly NSFW (quick blurry man-ass).

[–]mccaddensa16 8 points9 points ago

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The original, however, is a lot more ಠ_ಠ...

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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That the second one is a flawless internet combo! Cats, boobs and comedy?! Love it.

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[–]Unrelated_Gif 17 points18 points ago

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[–]Nicoscope 7 points8 points ago

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Even funnier when you've got this music playing in the background (just open it in other tab)

[–]king_of_blades 2 points3 points ago

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The fuck?

[–]seamonkeypig 2 points3 points ago

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Obviously you've never experienced the syncretic dance form with origins in Cuba, which can be danced with a partner or alone.

[–]scart22 12 points13 points ago

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OLLI!!!

Olli dancing ftw.

[–]jonpacker 5 points6 points ago

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That is the most amazing thing I have ever seen.

[–]scart22 2 points3 points ago

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It makes me laugh every single time.

[–]Hamster_Huey 5 points6 points ago

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[–]reddit_is_so_awesome 0 points1 point ago

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My god. This is amazing.

[–]artyen 0 points1 point ago

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The Lost one is amazing.

[–]snitzy 22 points23 points ago

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That man enjoys his carrots.

[–]No6BuiltMyHotrod 9 points10 points ago

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Really?

No one else is gonna do it?

groan

"haha"

sigh

shit reddit makes me do

[–]77ScuMBag77 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for getting it out if the way for the rest of us, have an upvote as a token of my appreciation.

[–]xshadowshooter 2 points3 points ago

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Happy Cake Day!

[–]77ScuMBag77 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you!

[–]No6BuiltMyHotrod 2 points3 points ago

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What that other guy said!

[–]mrmessiah 2 points3 points ago

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Thing that's always bothered me about this gif is the waffle looks out of place cos of the lighting, and it's an ice rink, so it needs to look colder. I tried looking for a picture of a blue waffle but I don't think any exist online :(

[–]punchedup -3 points-2 points ago

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Your problem with this is that the waffle is the wrong colour? Seriously?

[–]TehWRYYYYY 10 points11 points ago

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This reply means you did not google Blue Waffle. bullet = dodged.

[–]Mucky38302 3 points4 points ago*

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First solid laugh tonight, now many more shall follow. Have an upvote for priming the pump!

EDIT: update?

[–]willymo 5 points6 points ago

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Have an update for priming the pump!

Mucky has such a weird boner right now.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Sasselhoff 0 points1 point ago

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So awesome...way to give me one hell of a laugh. And the rest of the gifs were damn funny too! Way to go Reddit!

[–]frissonFry 0 points1 point ago

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If that pizza was replaced by the dong copter, it might be even funnier.

[–]Pnutbutterjellie 0 points1 point ago

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I shouldn't have laughed that hard....but the end got me.

[–]what-s_in_a_username 0 points1 point ago

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It's 8:10am, but that easily made my entire day. Thanks, now back to bed!

[–]Duffong 0 points1 point ago

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I too love Canadian humor.

[–]Konchshell 0 points1 point ago

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He must be from the Belgian national team

[–]adamnyc 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone have the gif of the hockey player trying to take a squeeze sip from a bottle of water or Gatorade, but the cap is on the bottle and it bursts?

[–]evxcxrostx7 0 points1 point ago

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lmfao! olli jokinen is a nutty bol. GO FLYERS!!

[–]Squidofsymphony 0 points1 point ago

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Good show, old boy.

[–]madstar 0 points1 point ago

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Olli Jokinen loves waffles

[–]shamoni 0 points1 point ago

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How high are you right now?

[–]methshin 0 points1 point ago

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Oh Olli...

[–]jmarshhh 0 points1 point ago

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Olli Jokinen gifs are the greatest.

[–]TheLaughing_Man 0 points1 point ago

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Haha waffles

[–]Mv71 0 points1 point ago

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That is just....i'm speechless. That is how i am going to eat ALL my waffles from this day forth.

[–]jamie1414 -2 points-1 points ago

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This is reposted once a week...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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First time I ever saw it.

[–]generaltsao -1 points0 points ago

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I upvote it every single time. Can't help myself!

[–]prose-before-hoes -1 points0 points ago

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Saw this in a comment a while ago, became obsessed, annoyed the shit out of my friends by showing it to them 30 times.

[–]JayStone_8D -2 points-1 points ago

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Fucking highlarious!!!

[–]Drewkazu -2 points-1 points ago

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+1

[–]flysohigh 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome :)

[–]murfi -2 points-1 points ago

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if thats your favorite gif, then you dont know many gifs.

[–]truthie -2 points-1 points ago

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His eyes don't follow the waffle very convincingly.

[–]chrisfest -1 points0 points ago

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They forgot to write "year"