Interesting relevant story: So, this one day when I was visiting colleges back in '08 I came out of a hotel with my guitar, and was waiting for my father to pick me up in the rental car. A strange looking man (gray hair, beard, not Bill Murray) asked me what sort of guitar was in the case. I proudly said it was my Martin. After a few minutes talking to the guy he said "Here, I've got something for you." The he goes into his car, grabs a wrapped package (birthday style wrapping paper) and hands it to me. Then gets in his car and drives off.

Anywho, when I open the package (while praying that its not a bomb, murder weapon, drugs, or some sort of sex toy), it turns out to be Bill Murray's autobiography, that had been signed by Arnold Palmer. Also, the cover was painted in a modern artsy style.

TLDR: Bearded man, gave me mysterious box outside a hotel. Ended up Being Murray's signed (by Arnold Palmer?!) autobiography.