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[–]chicken_lipz 239 points240 points ago

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Average-man, away!

[–]TowerBeast 54 points55 points ago

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Al Gore, AWAY!

[–]amoeba_incognito 79 points80 points ago

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excelsior!

[–]blaze_all_day 29 points30 points ago

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Super cereal!

[–]chicken_lipz 6 points7 points ago

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And his arch nemesis: manbearpig!

[–]Unrelated_Gif 38 points39 points ago

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[–]DanTheRip 7 points8 points ago

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This is your best one yet.

[–]Hector_Kur 4 points5 points ago

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His only power is flight. No invincibility, no laser vision, no super strength. Just flight.

[–]Hellrazor236 12 points13 points ago

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You mean Everyman?

[–]bnasri 15 points16 points ago*

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You sure it is not Pumaman?

[–]shoziku 11 points12 points ago

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What's a Puma?

[–]Malfeasant 1 point2 points ago

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I was expecting smothers brothers. I am disappoint.

[–]nml5566 4 points5 points ago

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[–]DavousRex 2 points3 points ago

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No, it's pronounced Thep You May Mun.

[–]Ltsmash99 2 points3 points ago

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Hey its the Pu May Man

[–]trippleguy 1 point2 points ago

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The actor playing pumaman is now an attourney apparently, who wouldn't want pumaman to be their lawyer!

http://www.altonlawfirm.com/

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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My 11 year old recently discovered mst3k and talks about Pumaman pretty much on a daily basis.

[–]ThiJin 1 point2 points ago

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I'd take Mr. Beer over Average-man everyday! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgyrywFVbZU

[–]chinchilla618 170 points171 points ago

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Now that we saw this, someone will attempt it. I foresee a fatality in the near future. :(

[–]Scary_The_Clown 115 points116 points ago

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It's always important to maintain your perspective. For example, compare what that guy's doing to this

[–]i_practice_santeria 28 points29 points ago

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They're like figure skaters on concrete. Glorious!

[–]floats 51 points52 points ago

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This should further help you calibrate your perspective.

[–]rizwan_k 35 points36 points ago

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India, where all the laws are made up and the driving rules don't matter.

[–]imangryignoreme 35 points36 points ago

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Technically, all laws are made up.

[–]pipsquillion 15 points16 points ago

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hes texting the funeral home to let them know he will be popping in later.

[–]Wolfgangers 1 point2 points ago

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Those voices are what I think of as the stereotypical American-male-student.

[–]Necromesmer 15 points16 points ago

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What? How?

[–]AlexHimself 30 points31 points ago

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They are putting most of their weight on the doors, so they're mostly just dragging their feet.

I believe they have a lot of sand there on the roads, so that helps when sliding. Here is a good example: http://youtu.be/dGt0RnZcO88

[–]i_practice_santeria 15 points16 points ago

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I kept hoping the asshole would roll...but not into that packed school bus he nearly hit at the beginning.

[–]Yotsubato 9 points10 points ago

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I was quite surprised to see an American style school bus there. I havent seen one of those outside of the US and ive been to over 20 countries in Asia and Europe.

[–]joke__explained 3 points4 points ago

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they are used throughout much of latin america as city to city transport.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago*

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WTF I don't even know where to start. He is "drifting" a FWD car. Shooting dual assault rifles out of the windows. Almost hit a school bus, fuel tanker, semi and an assortment of vehicles. All that and I just saw the first couple of minutes I hope thia is a closed set for some movie or the douchenozzle manages to kill himself by the end of the video.

Edit: He didn't kill himself although there is a NEXT logo on the top left of the video which is also on the driver side window of 2 of thr cars. This might be a show.

[–]chewp911 10 points11 points ago

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It's not, theres tons of that shit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvBDeaUMddI

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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I don't know if I want to stop this or make a game show out of it.

[–]pipsquillion 7 points8 points ago

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thats how i feel about my life

[–]mix0 1 point2 points ago

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just be glad you live in a civilized country where this shit doesn't occur

[–]lasershurt 5 points6 points ago

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HAAAHAHAHAAHAHAahahahaha

[–]flad 1 point2 points ago

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There is no way someone could do that in America. Too many pot holes!

[–]RandomFrenchGuy 1 point2 points ago

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From what I've gathered, in many Gulf countries, since it's not easy to get entertainment, the kids who have cars tend to do that kind of stuff.

[–]FolloweroftheAtom 4 points5 points ago

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I love how the driver turned the hazard lights on.

[–]stationhollow 4 points5 points ago

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That's crazy. I am a bit scared that they used automatic weapons to get people's attention though.

[–]pipsquillion 1 point2 points ago

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its ok, no need to be scared :)

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[–]FrEaK40 3 points4 points ago

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Saudi

[–]Mrleibniz 5 points6 points ago

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In audi

[–]naive_springwater 14 points15 points ago

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AMAZING video, with <1000 views?? This is what reddit used to be about...Thanks for sharing, AlexHimself!!

[–]Ryan7395 11 points12 points ago

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Nah, it's just a reposted video. I can't find the original video, but I know it has at least 300k views. Probably millions.

[–]shane108 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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They have nothing but time and money...I've seen it live in qatar, they go right after the road's been done and sprayed down.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Why do they have such a shitty car if they have only time and money? Because as far as I can tell a car is neither time nor money.

[–]mix0 13 points14 points ago

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there are tens of thousands of princes in SA. close to 40-60k if I remember correctly. they get anywhere from $20,000/month and up depending on how close to the right people they are. if you're a wealthy prince and you have a monthly allowance of 100k you can definitely afford to go out and just buy a bunch of cheap $20k cars to do stuff like this with.

you should read Sleeping with the Devil by Robert Baer, he composes a very intriguing narrative about Saudi Arabia and the lifestyles of the monarchy etc etc meanwhile imposing hugely hypocratic and barbaric laws/pubic executions that are reminiscent of the 19th century more than anything

[–]stationhollow 8 points9 points ago

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Also many 'upper classmen' get given cushy jobs for the Saudi government that consist of getting paid (and that's pretty much it).

[–]mix0 1 point2 points ago

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not only that, but if a prince decides his measly $30k/month isn't enough, he can, for example, walk into a popular restaurant, see that the place is doing well and write the owner a check far, far below market value. if the owner objects bad things happen

it's very corrupt over there but at the same time fascinating to read about

[–]wardwell 4 points5 points ago

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FYI: Pubic executions sound terrible

[–]givemefive 2 points3 points ago

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it's a rental car

[–]flyleaf2424 9 points10 points ago

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... then the bottom of their sandals burnt away.

[–]NickStihl 6 points7 points ago

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Suddenly Saudi Arabia doesn't seem so lame.

[–]eskachig 6 points7 points ago

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Somehow the fact that those are backless sandals freaks me out even more.

[–]HerbertMcSherbert 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, who the fuck wears them anymore, right?

[–]seeshellirun 5 points6 points ago

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At least they have their hazards on. Safety first!

[–]NOT_A_DICK_IRL 16 points17 points ago*

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I kept waiting for one of them to slip, roll back, and get hit by a big truck.

edit: grammar

[–]Oswald_McFeff 12 points13 points ago

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You're a dick.

[–]makeyourself101 4 points5 points ago

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Opium's a helluva drug

[–]ethicalcannibal 2 points3 points ago

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Holy crap! That made me cringe just watching it.

[–]MananWho 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason, I'm more worried about the camera man not paying attention to the road, than I am about the ghost riders.

[–]EmperorSofa 1 point2 points ago

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I like how they turn on their hazard lights.

[–]jhra 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of Skitchin for SEGA.

[–]bsilver 1 point2 points ago

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Darwin Awards, here we come!

[–]revchu 6 points7 points ago

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Why sad face? Natural selection isn't sad.

[–]OralCulture 2 points3 points ago

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That don't look so hard. Here, hold my beer and watch this.

[–]vinfx 1 point2 points ago

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He's not starting this fad. Already exists as car surfing.

Fantastically stupid. In my opinion.

[–]Detka 1 point2 points ago

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Was in Teenwolf also if I recall correctly.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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According to Wikipedia you are correct.

[–]fuzzb0y 1 point2 points ago

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Oncoming traffic is a bitch.

[–]explodr 262 points263 points ago

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SPOILER ALERT:

He was sitting in the back seat.

[–]AllGreatAllTheTime 276 points277 points ago

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Which seat can I taaaAAAAAAAAAAKE

[–]wartexmaul 91 points92 points ago

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The one with a metal headband with a wire on top.

[–]ShakyBonez 33 points34 points ago

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Don't forget to wet the sponge!

[–]vteckickedin 36 points37 points ago

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"Here you go" (only pretended to drench it in water)

[–]mavriksfan11 50 points51 points ago

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Most villainous scene of any movie ever.

[–]vteckickedin 18 points19 points ago

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"Long live the King!" ~Scar

[–]mavriksfan11 6 points7 points ago

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...man, I said I wan't gonna cry today...

[–]TenshiS 1 point2 points ago

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And now you wan?

[–]riqk 5 points6 points ago

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This is from The Green Mile, correct...?

[–]ChickenMcFail 3 points4 points ago

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Correct.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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If anyone cares to see the scene:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5fQmeY1LtA

[–]double-o-awesome 1 point2 points ago

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i haven't seen green mile before, but fuck that was brutal!

[–]JuhJuhJOHNNY 2 points3 points ago

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Gottamakemymind

[–]RupertDurden 3 points4 points ago

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When people talk about having to get something done on Friday at work, I will usually say (in a fairly monotone voice), "Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday."

No one ever gets it.

[–]PaperStreetSoap 3 points4 points ago

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They never should, stop referencing it. Do not acknowledge the existence of that song or she will get famous/rich for the exact reason we all hate her.

[–]RupertDurden 7 points8 points ago

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We have the exact same briefcase.

[–]MorningLtMtn 6 points7 points ago

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I want her to get rich. This is the fucking Internet.

[–]mrbutlertron 1 point2 points ago

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I imagined this as a line spoken by renegade-loose-cannon-with-a-chip-on-his-shoulder YouTube CEO Max Ramslaughter after his board of directors tells him they've got to shut it down before they make too many no talent assclowns rich and famous in the future documentary about the glory days of the internet.

[–]jaminscript 7 points8 points ago

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With balls so huge they weigh him down and keep him safe

[–]aquaduck 687 points688 points ago

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thank you for being the fasted-loaded gif on this earth.

[–]Radico87 145 points146 points ago

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I for one, don't see what not eating has anything to do with this gif.

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points ago

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Fasted and loaded? Sounds like someone couldn't handle after dark this Ramadan.

[–]robeph 10 points11 points ago

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I don't get it.

[–]Havoc88 37 points38 points ago

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fasted vs. fastest

[–]robeph 8 points9 points ago

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I didn't even see that he made that mistake. Thanks.

[–]Narfff 17 points18 points ago

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I didn't even see that he maded that mistake. Thanks.

FTFY

[–]robeph 11 points12 points ago

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Thanks, I didn't realized I'd done that.

[–]Kebre 1 point2 points ago

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[–]oddurs 2 points3 points ago

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[](/LONGNECK)

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[–]mArXmEn 3 points4 points ago*

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I think you're just starved of information. *edit: drunk grammar.

[–]robeph 3 points4 points ago

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Grammar aside, it still makes no sense.

[–]pinkjello 1 point2 points ago

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Starved, as in, what can happen if you fast for too long. And when someone doesn't catch a joke about fasting, you could say that he is starved for information.

Explaining the joke doesn't mean I think it's good. Really need to emphasize that

[–]anuses 7 points8 points ago

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Gif? I prefer Skippy.

[–]LuckyAmeliza 2 points3 points ago*

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considering that the acronym Gif stands for " Graphics Interchange Formant" I don't think you pronounce graphics " Jraphics" so saying Gif like " jiff" just seems dumb to me.

besides... it's the Gif that keeps on giving!
~edit: Graphics from Graphical

[–]Pixeleyes 20 points21 points ago

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[–]rocketpants85 9 points10 points ago

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Huh. TIL.

[–]klparrot 7 points8 points ago

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Huh. TIL.

... that the creators of the format didn't understand English pronunciation rules. As far as I'm concerned, it's /ˈɡɪf/ because that's what makes sense.

[–]taneq 6 points7 points ago

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Also, that just because you make up a term doesn't mean that you get to dictate the correct pronunciation. Once a term passes into general usage, then general usage determines pronunciation.

[–]Flforbei 1 point2 points ago

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Yes. This. This is the last remaining part of English pronunciation that isn't logical. We must conquer it.

[–]feanturi 1 point2 points ago

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You didn't keep reading. They wanted it to sound like the peanut butter brand on purpose so they could say: "Choosy developers choose GIF".

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I have always pronounced it 'jif' but my husband says 'gif'.. and I've heard people say 'gif' so I just assumed I was always wrong. I'm so glad to be right. I love being right. How asinine...

[–]TheBigB86 30 points31 points ago

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[–]tHeSiD 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I had friends as awesome as them!

[–]coldpants 62 points63 points ago

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P-90X really does work, boys.

[–]natzo 12 points13 points ago

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So I been doing the supermans wrong? Dammit.

[–]skinnycoder 4 points5 points ago

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Banana!

[–]Rayofpain 45 points46 points ago

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sitting in the back seat, flying in the front seat.

[–]vinfx 6 points7 points ago

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Is it Friday already?

[–]tHeSiD 3 points4 points ago

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No, NO ITS NOT!

[–]Douchebox 15 points16 points ago

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I'll tell you how. Very. Fucking. Carefully.

[–]alarumba 4 points5 points ago

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Go on, tell us carefully.

[–]protwizz 14 points15 points ago

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Magnets.

[–]heynick 3 points4 points ago

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Is that you, Magnus?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago*

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And here I thought the only thing to do out in the desert was snort meth and race dirt bikes...this is a new twist.

[–]NightOnTheSun 7 points8 points ago

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This happened on the way from one to the other.

[–]Tree_bro 5 points6 points ago

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"Please don't get killed, please don't get killed."

[–]Hornas 16 points17 points ago

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Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlQQCxkzw8A Not like you need it, but there is some prodigy in it.

[–]stahlgrau 5 points6 points ago

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Roof rack on a sedan.

[–]fishbutt314 12 points13 points ago

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The car is being towed on a trailer and the guy is standing on the trailer, hanging onto the back door of the car.

[–]pinkycookie 26 points27 points ago

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Red Bull... It gives you wings

[–]ColeSloth 6 points7 points ago

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Brawndo... It's Got What Plants Crave.

[–]GrantOz44 4 points5 points ago

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Nice try Red B- Ah fuck it

[–]Chevron 4 points5 points ago

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6 extra characters.

[–]mrbutlertron 1 point2 points ago

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And 9 keystrokes, if you want to get numerary.

[–]carsonwl 4 points5 points ago

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Alright, I'll admit it. That was pretty awesome. I kinda want to do it now.

[–]zackks 15 points16 points ago

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Goodbye

[–]OverKillv7 12 points13 points ago

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You go out the back window, we'd do this in highschool.

[–]canadas 58 points59 points ago

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and here I thought he was actually flying.

[–]Pappy23 16 points17 points ago

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I'm not sure I understand.

[–]Mithoran 13 points14 points ago

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  1. Sit in the back seat of the car.
  2. Lean out the window, so only your legs / feet are still inside the car.
  3. Pretend you're Superman.
  4. ...profit from reddit karma?

[–]LatexRaincoat 34 points35 points ago*

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5) Fall out of window.

6) Roll under tires.

7) Get driven over by car.

8) Die.

[–]OodlesOfRubles 12 points13 points ago

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But you still get karma right?

[–]LatexRaincoat 18 points19 points ago

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No, but instead you get.....Carma.

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  1. Sit in the back seat of the car.
  2. Stand on top of the seat.
  3. Have a friend help hold you as you climb out of the window.
  4. Plank on friends arms.

[–]slyf 1 point2 points ago

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....And then a tiny stone hit you going 50MPH?

[–]Generic_Name_Here 2 points3 points ago

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Happens all the time riding motorcycles. Hurts, but it's not gonna kill you.

[–]Deathmites 2 points3 points ago

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I need some help I seee nothing at all weird with this picture just a guy driving down the road

[–]ksrchicity 1 point2 points ago

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The air coming from his mother's loins is thrusting him into the air.

[–]haiku_robot 15 points16 points ago

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The air coming from 
his mother's loins is thrusting 
him into the air.

[–]joroqez312 1 point2 points ago

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The guy driving is chill as ice. Random dude outside my window? No sweat.

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[–]MananWho 6 points7 points ago

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Birds do it all the time.

[–]notdanrather 1 point2 points ago

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Not much to do on the drive to Tucson from Phoenix.

[–]genericthrowmeaway 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my Christ, that was hysterical! Granted, I've been drinking, but that was funny!

[–]reboot520 1 point2 points ago

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Uh, I think this is all the rage in the old world. Here's a hero delivering "Super Tampax" if my lack of understanding French serves me right: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRCxEOtVbvg

[–]staffell 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck me, the french are annoying.

[–]tastyman 1 point2 points ago

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The dude awaaaaaay!

[–]grumpypants_mcnallen 1 point2 points ago

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What, no beer?

[–]reefed14 1 point2 points ago

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somebody please make this a 'deal with it' gif.

[–]Sirvenomitsac 1 point2 points ago

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My friends did this on a trip. Two guys on the back sit, tall guy goes out the window, other guy grabs his legs.

  • Pretend you are superman
  • Ask for directions
  • "Thank you have a nice day"
  • salute
  • fly away.
  • Profit

[–]snoobs89 1 point2 points ago

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the most astoninshing thing about this is it was on the chive before reddit...

[–]Spencer487 1 point2 points ago

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He's holding on the roof rack with his right hand.

[–]Goliath311 5 points6 points ago

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obiously hes flying, gawsh

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[–]pokepat460 1 point2 points ago

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Backseat

[–]tortnotes 0 points1 point ago

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Now that there is what we in the business call a sedan.

[–]mrbradg 0 points1 point ago

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I. Must. Try. This.

[–]badhobbit 0 points1 point ago

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If I had to guess I'd say he was sitting in the window behind the driver while leaning out, another person holding his legs presumably.

[–]importantnameselectn 0 points1 point ago

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Nice!

[–]portezbie 0 points1 point ago

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it looks similar in theory to the invisible staircase behind the couch trick.

[–]prophetfxb 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck planking. I call for this to be the new planking.

[–]dlaf 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Coltrain44 0 points1 point ago

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Trolled.

[–]Rockemsockemrobots 0 points1 point ago

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I have done similar things to my friends while in the back seat. The best is creeping up slowly while their window is up and knocking on the window while they are driving. Very dangerous but fucking hilarious none the less.

[–]gloomdoom 0 points1 point ago

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Watching redditors fawn over animated gifs is like watching a cat play with a dirty sock.

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Was I the only one waiting for him to get splattered by oncoming traffic?

[–]samcrut 0 points1 point ago

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It's a process trailer.

[–]Piisuke 0 points1 point ago

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Hi ho, Silver! AWAY!

[–]madxista 0 points1 point ago

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No sound? Someone should fix that!

[–]Alco140 0 points1 point ago

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That guy is badass, and probably hanging out of the back seat window, still, badass.

[–]trollofzog 0 points1 point ago

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[–]JWay 0 points1 point ago

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He's in the back seat with his legs through the window.

[–]Lazylion2 0 points1 point ago

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Video (gif with sound)

[–]moderndaymerlin 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Sean Bean?

[–]Silverlight42 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me or do they look like police?

[–]JohnnyCashed 0 points1 point ago

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Just as good in reverse

[–]bosnianfuck 0 points1 point ago

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this very good, and sexy like rain

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Looks like he was braced in the car while he achieved this. Pretty damned cool.

[–]ofarrizzle 0 points1 point ago

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Best planking I've ever seen. Step up your game, Aussies.

[–]mintmouse 0 points1 point ago

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Best part is the guy's hair flapping in the wind.

[–]cipote214 0 points1 point ago

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You can't explain it! Tide goes in Tide Goes Out!!!

[–]amazingmaximo 0 points1 point ago

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He was sitting in the back seat and sticking his torso out of the window.

[–]Oleelee 0 points1 point ago

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lol guys, hes leaning out the backseat window.

[–]eraserad 0 points1 point ago

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I can't wait to see these guys in the next month fail compilation

[–]Jitte 0 points1 point ago

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