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[–]Alfred12321 75 points76 points ago

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Ah... oroboros lives!

[–]sobmorok 17 points18 points ago

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It's Ouroboros actually..

[–]Brownie_Thunder 5 points6 points ago

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It can be spelled either way, actually.

[–]Sniperchild 3 points4 points ago

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our Rob or Ros

[–]ballercaust 10 points11 points ago

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COMPLETE. GLOBAL. SATURATION.

[–]GreaterGatsby84 2 points3 points ago

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WESKER!!!!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Hooray!

[–]DoktorLuciferWong 1 point2 points ago

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And... dies~!

[–]Stupoopy 1 point2 points ago

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Where is the Corsair? Where's the third Doctor?!?

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points ago

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FUCK YEAH, my name applies.

[–]I_saw_this_on_4chan -5 points-4 points ago

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If this was on 4chan, this would be 1 image in a thread of funny images, not a whole stupid thread : (

[–]Zen1 35 points36 points ago

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OM NOM NOROBOROS

[–]Magnesus 3 points4 points ago

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I bet this will be reposted by someone with this title soon.

[–]Zen1 7 points8 points ago

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And thus, the circle will be completed.

[–]Tyashi 40 points41 points ago

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That's an oddly shaped Aes Sedai ring...

[–]yentlequible 9 points10 points ago

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I haven't seen that series referenced in, well, ever. Very well done sir.

[–]blueajah 4 points5 points ago

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The wheel weaves as the wheel wills.

[–]Scaraban 1 point2 points ago

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They've upgraded to belts now.

[–]Wetmelon 0 points1 point ago

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sigh i still haven't finished reading these :(

[–]TripperDay 0 points1 point ago

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I got through 10 or 11 last year then got a job. The last one I read had too much romance and not enough ass kicking anyway.

[–]bretttwarwick 0 points1 point ago

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That's probably because the last book isn't out yet.

[–]blueajah 0 points1 point ago

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That's probably because the last book isn't out yet they're long as fuck.

Fixed that for ya. :P

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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I dunno about you guys, but I really want to see how this one plays out.

[–]manny_plaquiao_dds 7 points8 points ago

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"Should've wiped my ass..."

[–]yknmb 7 points8 points ago

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Eventually it will become a singularity.

[–]Alfred12321 0 points1 point ago

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Referencing the book by William Sleator?

[–]WhatThePenis 7 points8 points ago

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Centipede game IRL

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 2 points3 points ago

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Doing it wrong

[–]Brownie_Thunder 4 points5 points ago*

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[–]Brownie_Thunder 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks >.>

[–]Savolainen5 5 points6 points ago

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This gets me EVERY time I see it. Love it. Fuckin' classic.

Would see again.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Like you have a choice.

[–]Savolainen5 2 points3 points ago

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You're blind, how could you possibly have read my comment?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I'd ask how you knew, but I guess I'd have no way of knowing that you were watching me flail around my keyboard.

[–]Savolainen5 2 points3 points ago

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Sir or madam, I applaud your ability to flail about your keyboard and still produce exactly what you mean to say (I assume), despite your disability. You are a hero(/ine) to everyone, and deserve more upvotes than I can give.

[–]DirtyB121 3 points4 points ago

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So that's how snake skin belts are made!

[–]whitesox287 3 points4 points ago

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sometimes i want to believe that every so often reddit automatically puts back on stuff if it was generally accepted and made people happy instead of new, oblivious people on the site or karma whores

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Why would you want to believe that? There are far better things to choose to believe...

[–]Pakarido 4 points5 points ago

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Imagine when it shits

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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That's called an unexpected snack.

[–]retiredhipster 2 points3 points ago

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Tough on the streets for this guy because snakes' dental and mouth structures make it REALLY difficult for them to spit things out

[–]bigcitycrows 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah, I hate this picture because I remember that it probably can't remove its tail from its mouth by itself, and I wouldn't be surprised if some asshole manually did that. I mean, that's a pretty big mistake to make on your own, yet it's (obviously) amusing to a lot of people.

:C Poor snakey.

[–]UNC_Samurai 7 points8 points ago

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And I am a snake head eating the head on the opposite side.

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 4 points5 points ago

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I Palindrome I!

[–]Volsunga 2 points3 points ago

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oroboromnomnom

[–]guitarman018 2 points3 points ago

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[–]SalvDali 1 point2 points ago

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It's all in the title man...

[–]sawbutter 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Snowspot 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, all the comments in this thread just aren't funny or insightful.

[–]xWeez 1 point2 points ago

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Some kid probably did this to his snake then took the picture.

[–]kenvsryu 1 point2 points ago

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really, would you leave the house?

[–]Warloxwill 1 point2 points ago

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Hungry?NOT ANY MORE

[–]jwells65 1 point2 points ago

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HOW DOES IT END?

[–]deflatarat 1 point2 points ago

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PyPy!

[–]supersonic00712 1 point2 points ago

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I'm surprised orobouros isn't here yet

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Eh, I got months and months on his account creation date.

[–]Trekkie- 1 point2 points ago

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its benzene!

[–]Noble06 1 point2 points ago

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Does this make anyones brain hurt?

[–]epicragequit 1 point2 points ago

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circle of life

[–]xxRECKONERxx 1 point2 points ago

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My dog does this every day!

[–]lallyer 1 point2 points ago

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So old it just applied for social security.

[–]spoon_master 0 points1 point ago

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I hate when that happens... everyday...

[–]explodr 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder how far it could get before disappearing completely...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Om nom nom nom....MON MON MON

[–]dirtydave71 0 points1 point ago

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Oh shit, it might as well divide by zero.

[–]dontfuckabout 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE ...

[–]dekkpimp 0 points1 point ago

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And that's how this snake lost at his own game

[–]vinfx 0 points1 point ago

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Suicide by digestion.

[–]radicalporotta 0 points1 point ago

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meh..benzene a lot of this lately.

[–]zBodude 0 points1 point ago

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So what you are saying, that repost have been reposted so many times that it now is cool?

[–]googlelover42 0 points1 point ago

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I love that game. Why can't they have games like these instead of Angry Bird?! - Old Person

[–]MorpheusD 0 points1 point ago

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So I guess that snake wanted some tail?

[–]DomoJesse 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not sure what dictates a repost to win or fail. All of them have pretty much the same title... ಠ_ಠ

[–]naughtymouse 0 points1 point ago

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Tastes like chicken?

[–]ardbeg 0 points1 point ago

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kekule :)

[–]noisuf 0 points1 point ago

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This for some reason reminds me when the vacuum cleaner in The Brave Little Toaster started eating its own cord. I really need to grow up.

[–]iqtrm 0 points1 point ago

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So is your snake called Rob or Ros?

[–]mrpandaguy 0 points1 point ago

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Snake's graphics are insane this year

[–]tuklhos 0 points1 point ago

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I believe this to be a leal life Ouroboros. A Homunculus Is probably mear by.

[–]odxzmn 0 points1 point ago

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"I'm hungry... my arse hurts..."

[–]ksm6149 0 points1 point ago

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this is the happiest looking snake I've ever seen! strange since he's eating himself and whatnot...

[–]bongwhacker 0 points1 point ago

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Eat me.

[–]spoilsbury 0 points1 point ago

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Being retarded is not exclusive to humans.

[–]harryISbored 0 points1 point ago

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Benzene

[–]TricK2039 0 points1 point ago

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Nope! Chuck Testa + Inception =

[–]FappedToThat 0 points1 point ago

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That's game over, right there.

[–]vonadler 0 points1 point ago

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Midgård snake as young?

[–]vjknh 0 points1 point ago

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I have a hard time believing a snake would eat itself without realizing

[–]Trogathor 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, I taste good!

[–]MrObjector 0 points1 point ago

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I think we need a nsf....uhm...i dont know what But some people have phobias!

[–]Josueatthebb 0 points1 point ago

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I can't believe you guys... this level of repostness?

[–]Reddickk 0 points1 point ago

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It got a lot of upvotes so it's new to many people so stop complaining.

[–]i8wg -1 points0 points ago

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I wish all (poisonous) snakes would do this@

[–]kjruther -1 points0 points ago

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Snakeception

[–]justsomeguy75 -1 points0 points ago

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I laughed much harder at this than I should have.

[–]claymer -2 points-1 points ago

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Is it possible for a snake to eat its own head? Would it disappear if it did?

[–]Bipolarruledout 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen a manager lick their own ass.

[–]ICantSeeIt -1 points0 points ago

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Yo dawg, I heard you like snakes...