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[–]Skyy_High 74 points75 points ago

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That poor sheep....

[–]Admira1_Ackbar 34 points35 points ago

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Looks to me like the sheep is winking..

[–]Xandier 44 points45 points ago

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the kid fucked the sheep didn't he...

[–]The_Real_Cats_Eye 33 points34 points ago

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and how!

[–]Brando2600 2 points3 points ago

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thatsthejoke.png

[–]right_foot 1 point2 points ago

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No, the sheep fucked the kid.

[–]battering_maam 23 points24 points ago

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I thought this was from the sheep's perspective...

[–]habitual_sleeper 111 points112 points ago

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"I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister."

[–]MegaWolf 5 points6 points ago

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-NoFx, from the song Moron Brothers in 1995

[–]irrelevant_spiderman 4 points5 points ago

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And requoted by Hank Moody.

[–]Yourothercat 1 point2 points ago

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Enacted by me

[–]BroboCop3 5 points6 points ago

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1991

[–]MegaWolf 1 point2 points ago

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You're right. I'm thinking of the live album

[–]wackensack 16 points17 points ago

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Lets be honest.... that sheep was asking for it

[–]justanothercommenter 14 points15 points ago

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Shaved its legs, and everything.

[–]plaird 5 points6 points ago

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And look at that Sheep isn't even wearing cloths.

[–]johnq-pubic 28 points29 points ago

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I can't think of a non perverted interpretation of that poster.
Anyone know what its supposed to mean ?

[–]Dsilkotch 17 points18 points ago

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ME! I do!

It's an illustration from a children's story called "Pelle's New Suit," by Elsa Beskow. Pelle was a little Swedish boy who had a pet lamb. And as the story goes, "The lamb grew and Pelle grew. And the lamb's wool grew longer and longer, but Pelle's coat only grew shorter." So one day Pelle shears his lamb and takes the wool to his grandmother, and asks her to card it for him.

Long story short, his grandma cards the wool in exchange for Pelle weeding her carrot patch. Then his other grandma spins the wool into yarn in exchange for Pelle tending her cows. Then a neighbor gives him a shilling to buy some blue dye in exchange for Pelle running an errand for him, and Pelle dyes the yarn blue. The Pelle's mother weaves the blue yarn into cloth while Pelle watches his baby sister. Then the local tailor makes the cloth into a suit of clothes for Pelle in exchange for the boy raking hay and bringing in firewood and feeding the pigs. And on Sunday morning Pelle put on his fine new suit and went to his lamb and said, "Thank you very much for my new suit, little lamb!"

The End.

[–]johnq-pubic 1 point2 points ago

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I wasn't sure why all the names were Nordic but the boy was paid in Shillings (British). But this seems to be correct from what I have googled. LINK Thanks for clearing that up.

[–]RedAero 0 points1 point ago

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Shillings aren't exclusive to Britain. It used to be Austria's currency as well, for instance.

[–]runaway224 1 point2 points ago

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I LOVED this story growing up!!!!

[–]rekgreen 10 points11 points ago

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It's a New Zealand tourism ad

[–]FortyFs 0 points1 point ago

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NEW ZEALAND....ROCKS!!!

[–]rekgreen 2 points3 points ago

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NEW ZEALAND...turning lambs into rams!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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What else could it mean?

[–]justanothercommenter 11 points12 points ago

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The sheep humped that kid. Sheep is a pedo.

[–]Volkamar 6 points7 points ago

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It's the video games fault!

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Photoshop

[–]Dsilkotch 2 points3 points ago*

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It's from a children's book called "Pelle's New Suit."

[–]Huggle_Shark 3 points4 points ago

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Something about a Power Level.

[–]doomed_ficus 1 point2 points ago

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That was the first thing i noticed. I'd feel bad for the sheep if he made over that benchmark...

[–]Good_Time 9 points10 points ago

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Awww!

Wait...

[–]dr_doomtron 16 points17 points ago

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you all know why there's a cliff in the background right

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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why?

[–]dr_doomtron 37 points38 points ago

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so the sheep will push back

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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oh god

[–]bestbeforeMar91 6 points7 points ago

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Difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones....Scotsman says "Hey MacLeod, get off my ewe."

[–]iconrunner 1 point2 points ago

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Comment of the day!

[–]sptr112 6 points7 points ago

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Context: It's the cover of a Swedish childrens book called "Pelles nya kläder" (Pelles new suit).

http://www.amazon.com/Pelles-New-Suit-Elsa-Beskow/dp/0863155847

[–]justanothercommenter 4 points5 points ago

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There is absolutely nothing untoward about this situation ... from a Swedish point of view.

[–]nederby 1 point2 points ago

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[–]celerygoblin 4 points5 points ago

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So I should bone farm animals instead??? Sheeeeiiiiiitttt!

[–]satanicpuppy 10 points11 points ago

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No, that would be baaaaaad.

[–]JacksConcience 3 points4 points ago

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Sheeeeiiiiiitttt!

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeep!

FTFY

[–]olasize 15 points16 points ago

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Sorry, but this is not true. A morning of awkwardness VS. a lazy morning after with that sweet hungover poop and just watching your favorite TV show. This is why I never get laid, I always do this math in my head when I'm out and the awkward morning never wins.

[–]TripperDay 0 points1 point ago

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Came here to say this and that the discomfort of that night of loneliness and that awkward morning added together isn't as bad as the drama when some woman you fucked and never called sees you out again.

Edit: That's a pretty long sentence for not needing a comma.

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[–]TripperDay 4 points5 points ago

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Maybe she watches American Idol. Maybe she goes to church. Maybe she's got a little yappy dog or a big drooling one. There's always something.

[–]satanicpuppy 6 points7 points ago

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Awkward alcohol fueled fornication does not a lasting relationship make. Typically the things you look for in a person are not the things you find in that situation.

[–]dankreek 2 points3 points ago

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"Did you like fucking? Yeah me too, but I was drunk, your breath was bad, I think you're not very interesting or intelligent I don't ever want to see you again."

That's why.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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But you can always get drunk again prior to the act (or phone call).

[–]satanicpuppy 1 point2 points ago

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It's better to spin the Wheel of Regret one more time, hoping for a better outcome.

[–]jacobiconstant 1 point2 points ago

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You're doing it wrong

[–]Sir_Scrotum 2 points3 points ago

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I can confirm that you are absolutely correct in the analysis. There are far better things than putting up with bitches. Ya gotta consider how short an actual time you have slidin the salami verses the seduction, the expense and then the problem of disposal. My goodness, how much better is a bowl of weed, a cooler of beer, a fine delicious meal and then a fap before bed. I am not saying this has to be done solitary. Let friends abound. But the hassles of a few minutes in and out is not worth discovering the crazy bitch hiding deep within every sweet friendly lass. This may be hyperbolic.

[–]leftoverusername 2 points3 points ago

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a fap before bed. I am not saying this has to be done solitary. Let friends abound.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]lawlinmypants 0 points1 point ago

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There's nothing like a hangover poop.

[–]hazzytje 2 points3 points ago

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I love how everyone is too SAPpy to comment on this.

[–]votetron 2 points3 points ago

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the sheep lies!

[–]TrainFan 2 points3 points ago

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Umm... what is that red thing hanging out of the kid's pants?

[–]sptr112 2 points3 points ago

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suspenders?

[–]Ashoat 1 point2 points ago

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Entrails?

[–]JJB-125 17 points18 points ago

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It's almost over 9000.

[–]kuyanatan 3 points4 points ago

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It's greater than or equal to 9000.

[–]Mannafestation 11 points12 points ago

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It's..... 9000!

[–]kuyanatan 2 points3 points ago

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What?! That's impossible!

[–]winthepoo 1 point2 points ago

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"Got an early meeting today too?"

[–]TheDoctor302 1 point2 points ago

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Now you're giving me that look, right now, the look like I fingerbanged your cat.

[–]Melancholia 1 point2 points ago

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This must be a children's book from New Zealand.

[–]katzmandoo 1 point2 points ago

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Little Boy Blue is not, anymore.

[–]satanicpuppy 1 point2 points ago

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I've had sleeping buddies, and I've had "sleeping" buddies, and I've never had an awkward morning. It's the booze that gets you. Drink all you like, but don't combine the booze and the booty call unless you're prepared for unpleasantness.

[–]Gneal1917 1 point2 points ago

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That page number IT's EQUAL TO 9000!

[–]sharkstun97 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone else unsettled by the fact that he's with a sheep?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That boy looks way to young to be fucking a sheep.

[–]ezodragon5 0 points1 point ago

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What about both

[–]Kistoff 0 points1 point ago

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Wth is in the back pocket? A slingshot? A collar?

[–]justanothercommenter 1 point2 points ago

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Those are the tiedowns for if that sheep gets twitchy.

[–]scottregius 0 points1 point ago

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its like playing dueling banjos with a violin and piano, it will sound and look fancy, but in the end its still the pinnacle of white trash.

[–]xStory_Timex 0 points1 point ago

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can i get this picture in poster form anywhere?

[–]TeamOnBack 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT RED THING?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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The picture is under 9000.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Quick, everyone flood this thread with Californication quotes!

[–]jacklukelax 0 points1 point ago

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It's not quite over 9000....

[–]Christerical 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder if sheep spit or swallow.

[–]RedditRedditor 0 points1 point ago

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1 more and it'll be OVER 9000

[–]Mazgelis626 0 points1 point ago

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his page number?

[–]dyslexicsuntied 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jollyfreek 0 points1 point ago

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Beastiality: not quite over 9000

[–]Mucky38302 0 points1 point ago

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9000 IS OVER IT!

[–]psych00range 0 points1 point ago

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is it wrong the first thing i noticed was 9000?

[–]psych00range 0 points1 point ago

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nvm just looked back to see if any up votes on comment and noticed all the over 9000 jokes...:( forever alone

[–]Cat-Dawg 0 points1 point ago

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This is going to get completely lost in cyber-space I know; but this image is the first thing I have ever saved onto my long-standing reddit account. Nothing else, in my millions of clicks, has meant as much to me as the sentiment this conveys. It truly sums up my life at the minute. Thank you for sharing.

[–]humenbean 0 points1 point ago

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But it's not over 9000?

[–]mrinflictor 0 points1 point ago

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Are you really that afraid of being by yourself?

[–]MechBear 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Bixby66 -1 points0 points ago

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epic 9000 page children's book is epic.

[–]nogswarth -2 points-1 points ago

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Screw this. Getting drunk is boring. One night stands have never appealed to me. Spending over a quarter of my life expectancy waiting for the perfect woman was worth it.

[–]andy1811 7 points8 points ago

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lol perfect woman...

[–]nogswarth -4 points-3 points ago

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lol you're a cunt and your geeky cynicism is an archaic charade. I have found the perfect woman and we love each other more than anything else in the world, so I guess you can go eat a bowl of pissy corn flakes for all I care.

[–]RUDTF 2 points3 points ago

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Who the fuck are you? Ryan Reynolds?

[–]nogswarth 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not gonna pretend I know or care who that is. Not even gonna google that shit.

[–]Yambert 2 points3 points ago

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massive insecurity detected.

[–]andy1811 0 points1 point ago

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lol, people change, it's good for people to change.

[–]Warloxwill 0 points1 point ago

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change too much and you'll never know who you are

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[–]StabbyMango 0 points1 point ago

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Suspenders.

[–]Benny_the_Jew -1 points0 points ago

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Does this actually happen in Europe?

[–]presidentofwhat -3 points-2 points ago

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Better to save your love for someone who deserves it than waste it away on people who will never give a shit about you. It would be pretty simple if you all weren't such pathetic one-track-minded idiots.

[–]Kwinten 2 points3 points ago

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What if there's simply no love involved sometimes? Have you considered that people do things for pleasure?

[–]irrelevant_spiderman 0 points1 point ago

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Love dies, the thrill of the chase never does.