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[–]XS4Me 17 points18 points ago

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Some dick decided to cut the tiger's tail. That can't help his confidence while standing on a rock.

[–]senormoll 11 points12 points ago

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isn't it for balance? must fuck your whole world up

[–]haux 0 points1 point ago

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I thought whiskers were for balance?

[–]raiseursails 4 points5 points ago

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i thought the whiskers were for like understanding your surroundings and being able to tell if you can fit through a space...

[–]haux 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, I guess it's used for navigation, and being able to tell what is around it and where.

[–]TheGizmojo 0 points1 point ago

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No, whiskers are people who use magic.

[–]raiseursails 0 points1 point ago

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what kind of wizardry is this you speak of?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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and for subsonic/rumble "hearing".

[–]senormoll -1 points0 points ago

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you actually made me look it up. but according to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manx_(cat)#Tail_or_lack_thereof it actually doesn't make that big of a difference lol. i would stick think it acts as a counterweight for really tricky branches and stuff

[–]icedmetal57 0 points1 point ago

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My sister's got a manx. The cat likes to sleep around with the neighborhood cats. It's birthed like 5 litters on average of 4 kittens in the 2 years she's had it. I swear my sister is just lying, telling people that it's just a horny cat, and I think that she's farming kittens to sell to pay the rent or to spread the tailless cat breed.

[–]RyattEarp 0 points1 point ago

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I figured it was probably from a fight with another tiger and had to be amputated after the injury.

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[–]PhonicUK 0 points1 point ago

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I hope this is a real bot, if so I'd love to see it around more :)

[–]IsABot 1 point2 points ago

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[–]zhylo 7 points8 points ago

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Aww, some dick cut his tail off.

[–]The_HalfBlood_Prince 5 points6 points ago

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[–]niftycake 3 points4 points ago

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Maybe it wouldn't have fallen over if it had a tail.

[–]bkay17 2 points3 points ago

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I mean, if a bird flew straight at you and surprised the shit out of you, you'd probably jump a bit too.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Angry Birds ain't no joke he saw what they did to the pigs.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Falco, get back here!

[–]UlcisGodofChains 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe a bird stole his tail and it traumatized him so much that he's been jumpy around avians ever since. This in turn led to the avian population to attack him for his comments of bigotry toward Feathered Americans on his campaign to overtake Larry Lion in the polls for Mayor of the zoo. Needless to say...Terrance the Tiger won't be winning in November.

[–]OEMBob 0 points1 point ago

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SNIPER!!

[–]VRisho -1 points0 points ago

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What a... scardey cat.

[–]capslockfury -3 points-2 points ago

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Really? No Angry Birds reference?

Welp.... ANGRY BIRDS!