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[–]SupremelyMatt90 16 points17 points ago

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Kind of like what I did to your mother last night, Trebek.

[–]Danno131313 4 points5 points ago

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SupremelyMatt90 has gallon milk containers as testicles.

[–]iScreme 0 points1 point ago

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Yup, I can give you the same deal if you want... $3.50 ok?

[–]mkdz 53 points54 points ago

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She deserved it. She was drinking out of the jug.

[–]Garthenius 8 points9 points ago

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And you know what? No matter how badass the guy is, I bet he still warned her not to do that a couple of times, probably even threatening to do what he ultimately did.

[–]StereoKills 3 points4 points ago

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I told you I was going to make milk come out of your nose. You thought I was going to make you laugh!

[–]iScreme 0 points1 point ago

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But he's still doing it wrong.

[–]Skwerley 8 points9 points ago

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That's a couple that has been pranking each other for like 2 years

[–]FeliciaHardy 2 points3 points ago

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I like to prank them for hours in my basement.

[–]LiteralPhilosopher 1 point2 points ago

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With a tire iron?

[–]IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes 3 points4 points ago

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yeah i was just going to type that.i believe he gets her with the baby powder in the blowdryer also.if its not them that gif is still funny as shit

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/159358.gif

[–]Lampmonster1 0 points1 point ago

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He also covered her with flour and eggs at one point.

[–]sarah-sari19 0 points1 point ago

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don't think that's them, but definitely still funny.

[–]PuffyLittleShoes 2 points3 points ago

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Worth it.

[–]gifldr 2 points3 points ago

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Preload on slow connection. Doesn't fuck up the funnyness ;]

[–]Ikimasen 1 point2 points ago

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Hahahaha, yes, that's hilarious.

[–]sli 0 points1 point ago

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Worth the mess.

[–]idpeeinherbutt 0 points1 point ago

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Boom headshot.

[–]AbsentReality 0 points1 point ago

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Get a glass bitch!

[–]thefugue 0 points1 point ago

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It's fucking orange juice.

[–]Cegs 0 points1 point ago

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looks like the start of a good porno

[–]Jcclark912 0 points1 point ago

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Thought it was a kid with a cleft lip

[–]sonec90 0 points1 point ago

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Well its not like she hasn't had that much cream in the face before...

[–]SeaNo0 0 points1 point ago

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Kinda looks like that kitchen from Terminator 2. You know, when that guy gets the T100 knife through the head.

[–]energy4anarchy 0 points1 point ago

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I'm betting she still let him bang her that night

[–]kopo27 0 points1 point ago

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That's what you get for drinking out of the carton, bitch.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Just because you live in the kitchen doesn't mean you get to do whatever the hell you want here!!!

[–]Chugaboy -2 points-1 points ago

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hilarious till you realize he punctured her upper gum line and broke both front teeth.

[–]humanspace -2 points-1 points ago

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Hey look! A douche bag who is also an asshole.

[–]soyabstemio -1 points0 points ago

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Milk: It repeats on you.

[–]patroneyes -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]Hyperian 3 points4 points ago

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that is just terrible.