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[–]FearZim 152 points153 points ago

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and you wonder how it broke its leg

[–]Uday23 36 points37 points ago

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M. Night Shyamalan locked it in a closet and then Mel Gibson attacked it with a knife.

[–]FearZim 36 points37 points ago

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I was thinking it was in there for 127 hours

[–]AFarewellToArms 2 points3 points ago

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Wouldn't the cat be missing a leg?

[–]FearZim 1 point2 points ago

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good point sir

[–]Hyperian 2 points3 points ago

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why would M. Night Shyamalan lock a jew in the closet?

[–]Uday23 10 points11 points ago

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I ask myself this question every day...

[–]Longerhin 0 points1 point ago

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He was gay?

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[–]veul 98 points99 points ago

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I just imagine the cat saying at the end "Why didn't you help me?"

[–]Martze 89 points90 points ago

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"What the hell? You were filming this the whole time?"

[–]this1 14 points15 points ago

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And for that, we thank you.

[–]douglasr007 7 points8 points ago

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Thants.

[–]jbstans 0 points1 point ago

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Blants.

[–]FreeDirt 27 points28 points ago

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I can hear it meowing...

[–]Magnesus 5 points6 points ago

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Because it is gif. Gifs have sound now.

[–]tehgreek 17 points18 points ago

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Gifs have sound meow?

[–]ddfitz 23 points24 points ago

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It probably was. =( Cats only meow to communicate with humans.

[–]Hamlet7768 13 points14 points ago

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Wait, really?

[–]ddfitz 30 points31 points ago

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In general, they communicate with each other by using their ears and tail. With humans they meow, presumably because we communicate verbally with them.

[–]throwing_paint 7 points8 points ago

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TIL

[–]HiRider 27 points28 points ago

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And then there is this.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I laughed so hard.

[–]marvaden 1 point2 points ago

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I wish I could give you many many upvotes for that.

[–]Adamski42 10 points11 points ago

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Not only but yeah, cats don't normally mew at other cats.

[–]indrid_cold 0 points1 point ago

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My cat mews at the outside cat that hangs out on our deck. She either stretches silently or hisses back.

[–]funkydopeloven 1 point2 points ago

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no. have you ever heard two alley cats meet each other? especially when its outside your window when your trying to sleep

[–]cecyc86 2 points3 points ago

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That's because they are trying to mate and/or are fighting for the same pussy.

[–]Hamlet7768 -1 points0 points ago

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Upvote for the incredibly lame pun.

[–]CommonSense9 50 points51 points ago

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First I was like "aw!" Then I was like "aw..."

[–]FreeDirt 130 points131 points ago

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[–]SuggestiveMaterial 10 points11 points ago

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I'm going to hell....

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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Why?

[–]AloysiusSavant 37 points38 points ago

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Because you love Hitler.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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GOOD ONE!

[–]SuggestiveMaterial 0 points1 point ago

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Because i laughed at a poor defenseless kitty with a broken leg

[–]binarypolitics 0 points1 point ago

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I'm sure that would be funny, but it seriously is taking more than 30 seconds to load so forget it.

[–]mouseteeth 32 points33 points ago

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I love the big silent 'Meowwww' at the end

[–]SharpeTongue 14 points15 points ago

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I speak cat. She's saying 'Ow! My leg hurts!'

[–]Obesityinaction 1 point2 points ago

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Meeeeooowwwch!

[–]irish711 2 points3 points ago

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You weren't scared at all?

[–]MacMcMannerMan 177 points178 points ago

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lmao was not expecting a green cast

[–]jokr004 240 points241 points ago

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I know! Totally thought it would be red!

[–]The-shindigs 0 points1 point ago

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Haven't laughed out loud at a comment in awhile.

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[–]pwncore 0 points1 point ago

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Truly empty people, who aren't deluded, don't actually laugh.

But you said nothing of honesty.

[–]The-shindigs -1 points0 points ago

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Oh, the irony!

[–]RaageFaace 2 points3 points ago

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Once this started to load, I recognized the repost. Problem is, I forgot all about the cast! Waaay to damn cute and waaay to damn funny!

[–]daclamp 4 points5 points ago

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*too

[–]imme40 -1 points0 points ago

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times to

[–]-o0o- 1 point2 points ago

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he totally does not give a fuck

[–]iaccidentlytheworld 0 points1 point ago

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I know! What a fucking surprise ending!

[–]junkiesaysno 15 points16 points ago

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if you cat ever becomes a zombie, even closed doors won't stop him!

[–]FilterOutBullshit3 2 points3 points ago

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I've got it! We'll use giant tin-cans for doors! Just pray they don't evolve thumbs.

[–]my_own_wakawaka 11 points12 points ago

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Whenever I see this I wonder what the cat will be capable of once it's fully healed.

[–]vegittoss15 11 points12 points ago

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original video

author has disabled comments but I remember him/her specifically saying the kitten was not hurt and kept doing this over and over again. It was kept in that room because it would wander about when people wouldn't be able to keep an eye on it.

[–]Heymarisela 9 points10 points ago

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My thoughts while watching

"trying to get out. Trying to get out. Trying to get out. Hey I am happy that other peoples cats do this shut too. Oh hey it's coming ou OH NO IT'S BROKEN!" :0

[–]redditor3000 7 points8 points ago

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When I was seven we had a mouse problem in our house. My dad finally spots one and grabs a tennis racket. The mouse it scrambling away quick. My dad swerves the racket and traps the mouse under, the mouse crawls a bit. Then, I'll never forget it. The mouse starts to go through a hole in the mesh of the tennis racket! We were all pretty freaked out to see it, and the mouse got a second to dart away. But, my dad managed to rally the mouse outside of the house.

[–]toyoto 1 point2 points ago

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my mate put a mouse on top of a rat cage, which had holes of similar size to a tennis racket, rat must've been hungry because he pulled that fuckin mouse straight through the hole

[–]redditor3000 1 point2 points ago

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That's horrifying.

[–]rastarecon -2 points-1 points ago

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Idk if it's true or not but I always heard they can fit through a hole the size of a ballpoint pen tip. They also chew through concrete walls like its nothing.

[–]thaitea 35 points36 points ago

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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that the first thing you said is not true

[–]throwing_paint 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, I'm pretty sure their skull has to be bigger than this.

[–]Ginger-spice 13 points14 points ago

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I always heard that if they can fit their head through an opening then they can fit their whole body through it.

[–]Ookami-07 2 points3 points ago

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I've heard the same from a lot of people.

[–]VagLover 1 point2 points ago

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Same logic is applied to my penis.

[–]pmjm 7 points8 points ago

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They will climb up your urethra and lay their eggs ftw.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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The Candiru egg laying mouse?

[–]NumberFiveAlive[!] -1 points0 points ago

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This exact thing happened to me. Most disturbing. I ended up feeling so bad I let the mouse loose in a field near our house rather than tennis racket punting it.

[–]cwalkerz3r0 10 points11 points ago

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cast on leg?! what a twist!

[–]forcedfx 35 points36 points ago

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My g/f started crying.

[–]pmjm 202 points203 points ago

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Stop hitting her.

[–]ColumW 14 points15 points ago

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He wants her cast to match the cat's.

[–]douglasr007 0 points1 point ago

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...the same size as the cat's cast?

[–]potatoesmcgee 3 points4 points ago

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Sounds more like a dick in a sling then.

[–]veriix 24 points25 points ago

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Maybe she's hungry.

[–]Nenor 1 point2 points ago

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Well, let her out of the closet then...

[–]jcook92 1 point2 points ago

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:(

[–]orairwolf 4 points5 points ago

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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[–]snevah1o 16 points17 points ago

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Now who would sit here idly filming this, knowing that the poor thing was in a cast?

[–]Sophrosynic 12 points13 points ago

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It probably wasn't supposed to get out, and the filmer wasn't expecting it.

[–]mads-80 4 points5 points ago

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Either that or it does it all the time and the owner knew it would be successful.

[–]SlugsOnToast 5 points6 points ago

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I can't believe how fast that cat's leg is healing.

[–]snevah1o 3 points4 points ago

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Happy birthday :)

[–]captainpeebles 9 points10 points ago

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You know what this means... gotta break another leg. Damn cat just won't learn.

[–]Arxl 2 points3 points ago

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I tried making aww sounds but what came out sounded like whimpering moans.

[–]Rugil 2 points3 points ago

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[–]wattafuh 1 point2 points ago

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Is that where the vet under the stairs has his office?

[–]awesomeg33k 1 point2 points ago

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I was laughing and then felt bad for laughing at a crippled kitten. =(

[–]foreveralright 1 point2 points ago

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omg that was the cutest/saddest thing I've ever seen.

[–]Grezzz 1 point2 points ago

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Aw no.. its stuck.. wait.. yay.. aww :(

[–]skrenename4147 1 point2 points ago

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Now that I've seen it I must hug this cat. Where does this cat live? Do we have any leads?

[–]jmwchampion 3 points4 points ago

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[–]whosabadnewbie 1 point2 points ago

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Aw, his leg's all broke and shit

[–]BrainWav 1 point2 points ago

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[–]random_digital 1 point2 points ago

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It almost looks like he says "hurray!" at the end.

[–]Radico87 1 point2 points ago

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I somehow feel that this kitten is a darwin award waiting to be awarded.

[–]diehipsters 1 point2 points ago

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Did anyone else go "aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww" at the end after laughing your ass off at the beginning?

[–]thecstep 1 point2 points ago

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Did anyone else subconsciously fill in a POP sound as soon as the cat came out?

[–]babiesloveboobies 1 point2 points ago

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ha ha ha HA HA HA AAWWWW

[–]Deadly-Moogle 1 point2 points ago

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Kitty = 95% cuteness + 5% jelly

[–]Kertelen 1 point2 points ago

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This meeeowww at the end is "you didn't see that one coming" in catspeak.

[–]mediumhb 0 points1 point ago

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Badass kitteh is badass.

[–]lookiammikey 3 points4 points ago

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Written by M. Night Shyamalan

[–]Sleepybutt 1 point2 points ago

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Determined kitty is determined.

[–]ElevatorLady 1 point2 points ago

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Cats are way cooler than dogs...

[–]RogueAngel 1 point2 points ago

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65 Comments, and no puns‽ It's like Reddit pressed the paws button.

[–]mitotajc 0 points1 point ago

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weird emphasis

[–]FilterOutBullshit3 0 points1 point ago

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What is this about broken legs? Is there back story I'm missing?

[–]Anabiosis 0 points1 point ago

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...the big green cast on the kitten's leg at the end of the gif?

[–]eastshores 0 points1 point ago

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Poor kitty :(

[–]SUPERKAMIGURU 0 points1 point ago

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That cat wants out to live its life.

[–]poo6_3J-3M_3doH_I 0 points1 point ago*

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"Reddit, I WANT in." (leg in splint...post to /r/karmawhoring)

[–]irish711 0 points1 point ago

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Damn it, that really exsists?!

[–]ScarsBrother 0 points1 point ago

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I’ve seen this before, you know what happened? It flattened itself out, went right through a seam in your wall.

[–]schoolairplane 0 points1 point ago

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come get me bro

[–]Wondering_Wandering 0 points1 point ago

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I panicked a little bit that this was a looped gif of the poor kitten eternally struggling to get free.

[–]Seife 0 points1 point ago

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Wow that twist at the end :O

[–]Levski123 0 points1 point ago

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even the kitty was like... OUWWW!!! after that. Damn good commitment to getting out. Its what i feel like sometimes when in a relationship i wanna get out off but struggling to get it done

[–]usamyth 0 points1 point ago

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at the end....HEYYYYYYY

[–]Natv 0 points1 point ago

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This is fucking disgusting. I was NOT ready for this amount of "daaaaww" in one fucking gif. Take my upvote, you asshole.

[–]ronsfuckingwanson 0 points1 point ago

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That went from cute to sad pretty quickly.

[–]Elkram 0 points1 point ago

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is this that office cat the some people put behind cubicles because they were told it shouldn't jump around the office anymore? Am i the only one who remembered that story?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He probably flattened his body and went through a seam in the wall.

[–]millertime0503 0 points1 point ago

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This is bizarre; our kitten did this same thing a few years ago, cast and all. It was even on the same leg.

[–]Achara 0 points1 point ago

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At the end: "Why are you standing there laughing at a cripple, you dick"

[–]P2000Camaro 0 points1 point ago

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Holy crap.. I seriously heard a "MEOOWWW" as soon as the cat meowed..lol. My brain is fucking with me....

[–]Wh0IsMrX 0 points1 point ago

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This about made my day. My cat is 21 years old and used to do this all the time when she was a kitten... Good times.

[–]Mark_Lincoln 0 points1 point ago

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I think you should be kinder to Sara Jessica Parker.

Any horse-faced woman with no acting talent who has a successful career in entertainment is not without ability.

What is that ability?

[–]otiswrath 0 points1 point ago

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That cat probably broke his leg pulling off another amazing escape involving handcuffs, a straight jacket, and a fish tank.

[–]Ashley1991 0 points1 point ago

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:( Poor kitty.

[–]L0ngcat 0 points1 point ago

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You adorable bastard.

[–]10tothe24th 0 points1 point ago

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What a twist!

[–]farnswiggle 0 points1 point ago

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TIL RES shows links you've clicked months ago as purple. Which means you are directly reposting this link, or I've been time travelling.

I'm a 'glass half full' kinda girl, so I'm gonna say it's the latter.

[–]WarPhalange 1 point2 points ago

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Not as helpful as you'd think. Someone will find the image on imgur, right? Then they'll post it on Facebook. Then someone else will find it on Facebook and reupload it to imgur under a different address. So then you don't see it as old.

[–]farnswiggle 0 points1 point ago

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Alas, I've experienced this more often then the pre-purple. But, its a step in the right direction. I've become a huge fan of the upvote/downvote and never see it again!

[–]gridpoet 0 points1 point ago

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aww crap... time to break his OTHER leg...

[–]josey__wales -2 points-1 points ago

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I'd love to curb stomp that mutherfucker.

[–]Boylstonboss -1 points0 points ago

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Teenaged shitbag threatening an animal? Sounds like you got lost getting on 4chan this morning. Please return.

[–]josey__wales -2 points-1 points ago

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reels line in

[–]Only_Says_REPOST -1 points0 points ago

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REPOST

[–]BananaSmoothie -3 points-2 points ago

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  • Direct by M. Night Shyamalan

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[–]Shannonigans 2 points3 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]I_DOWNVOTE_KITTENS -4 points-3 points ago

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If you place a [KITTEN] or [CAT] tag in your title, my RES settings will filter it and I will not see this post.

[–]Starbanned -1 points0 points ago

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I had a kitten that did this once. We had locked him out of the room because our dog was having puppies and we didn't want to stress her more. The cat pulled himself in the room through the same amount of space. Pretty creepy but funny as hell.