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[–]Chairman__Kaga 297 points298 points ago*

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[–]Neebat 13 points14 points ago

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At least give hand-sanitizer to the creators.

FTFY

[–]knestleknox 5 points6 points ago

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because he doesn't want it to be easy for people to find out that this pic has been reposted 100s of times.

[–]ablebodiedmango 34 points35 points ago

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But... what about the easy karma?

[–]zoaa 6 points7 points ago

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just spent like 2 hours on that site watching their videos thanks for link lol

[–]Confucius_says 2 points3 points ago

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why the hell do people keep turning videos into jpegs, pngs, and gifs? wtf?

I think this subreddit should ban this practice.

[–]stevieg2011 0 points1 point ago

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Not everyone wants to watch a video.

[–]Omnifarious 0 points1 point ago*

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Is that the group that damn near drove a guys business to bankruptcy or was it another group?

EDIT: Was wrong

[–]bryangosling 6 points7 points ago

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i'm pretty sure it's not. i get mission emails from them and don't recall seeing one about it.

[–]The_Jacobian 1 point2 points ago

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Story?

[–]Omnifarious 2 points3 points ago

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www.storebuyout.com

Haven't kept up with it but looks like I was wrong.

Last I heard they bought everything in his store and then the guy started losing customers and what not because he just didn't have anything to sell and a lot of the stuff people came there for he imports IIRC

They aren't 100% to blame he was already in a rough spot, but the lack of items put him in a tougher time from what I last heard than just losing his lease.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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We learned that Hercules was about to lose his lease and go out of business. To brighten his day we walked into his store and bought everything.

Seems ok to me.

[–]good2goo 1 point2 points ago

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Sounds like the business was in trouble if selling everything in your store makes things worse.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That website doesn't have karma. Credit denied.

[–]Jamy18 104 points105 points ago

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ROB WANTS

TO STAB YOU

IN THE FACE

GET READY!

....ಠ_ಠ

[–]Bramsey89 22 points23 points ago

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I can't even run down the escalator =(

[–]offdah3z 15 points16 points ago

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ಥ_ಥ

[–]Canineteeth 8 points9 points ago

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ಠ_ರೃ Quite.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Did Rob give you that glass eye?

[–]Gnatty 14 points15 points ago

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And then right after Rob are the signs

"Rob never washes his hands"

"He is also a chronic masturbator"

[–]svengalus[!] 11 points12 points ago

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My favorite from Improv Everywhere was Where's Rob?

[–]EatCrayonsShitRainbo 68 points69 points ago

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It would be ten times better if Rob didn't know he was involved. Just multiple people putting their hands in his face.

[–]EatCrayonsShitRainbo 26 points27 points ago

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And then it turns out Rob is a krav maga master and starts breaking appendages and gouging people's eyes out.

[–]EatCrayonsShitRainbo 8 points9 points ago

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TIL pranks can be dangerous. We shouldn't fuck with Rob.

[–]Voltenion 10 points11 points ago

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You are replying to a reply to yourself... Replyception.

[–]EatCrayonsShitRainbo 6 points7 points ago

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I am glad you broke the cycle and saved me from limbo. Your deed will not be forgotten.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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So... you gonna explain why you reply to yourself? Perphaps you have multiple accounts and try to whore them both for karma?

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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That is an excellent theory sir, Upvote

[–]EatCrayonsShitRainbo 3 points4 points ago

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Well played.

[–]OriginalKaveman 5 points6 points ago

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i just shat myself laughing

[–]EatCrayonsShitRainbo 3 points4 points ago

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You never have an afterthought after a post? I think it's reasonable to continue a thought in a reply.

[–]Jagxyz 4 points5 points ago

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If only there was a way to add on to / change what you previously said. Would be great for messing with people...

[–]NamelessAce 1 point2 points ago

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What about the edit button?

[–]NamelessAce 2 points3 points ago

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Whoosh

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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He's trying to get his own BestOf. It's not going to work.

[–]mitotajc 0 points1 point ago

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How do you google people's eyes out?

[–]having_said_that 0 points1 point ago

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How would they know its Rob?

[–]buttsh1t 4 points5 points ago

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My guess would be the large sign above his head that reads "ROB" and has an arrow pointing down.

[–]having_said_that -3 points-2 points ago

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Well then he would "know he was involved."

[–]dabneyd79 -1 points0 points ago

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How do you not know Rob Lathan? That's his real name, btw.

[–]vladman63 12 points13 points ago

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CONTAGION

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Seriously didnt Rob watch this movie?

Fuck he's going to get every disease that you can transfer through your hands!

[–]Theotropho 1 point2 points ago

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Good thing Rob is European and has a Neanderthal immune system!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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That's why I live inside my bubble where I'm perfectly safe and never touch anything.

[–]jmbry 13 points14 points ago

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God, what the hell is up with reddit always just taking pics from popular videos and putting them together. If you're going to repost just put the damn video up.

[–]afrotec 2 points3 points ago

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Look at the creator's site. The pics are from there

[–]aarontherobot 17 points18 points ago

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This makes me smile every time.

[–]ci5ic 20 points21 points ago

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Makes me smile a lot more when it's the fucking video instead of some lame image that doesn't do the video any justice at all... I hate this trend.

[–]urine_luck 6 points7 points ago

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how about a link to the fucking video then

[–]drunkencow 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ci5ic 2 points3 points ago

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That's OP's job. He botched it.

[–]spicycolleen 1 point2 points ago

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Woah now, it's okay. Everything will be alright. Deep breaths.

[–]punarvasu 0 points1 point ago

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NO! NO! It is not okay. hyperventilating

[–]rotat 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, reddit's recent trend of countless imgur images is getting out of hand lately..

[–]ci5ic 0 points1 point ago

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I don't mind imgur, I just don't see why anyone feels it's necessary to distill a video into a series of still images... The true feeling and meaning of the video completely evaporates. Why not just link to the video? To me, it's akin to serving someone a fine meal one ingredient at a time... It all ends up in the same place, but it's not so fine anymore.

[–]garyadams_cnla 8 points9 points ago

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Rob needs this!

[–]rhiever 3 points4 points ago

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So glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

[–]Spitfire15 14 points15 points ago

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RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: FWD: RE: RE: RE:

[–]gumby_arobics 9 points10 points ago

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rob wants you to stop reposting this.

[–]MrDanger 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure Rob wants this shown as far and wide and as often as possible, even in reposts. I've seen it two or three times before, and it's always good to see it again.

[–]stefeyboy 1 point2 points ago

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What's with the mean-muggin Asian guy?

[–]QuietEyed1 1 point2 points ago

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'To Give You' girl is my sister. She's in a fair number of these plots.

[–]cougarclaws 1 point2 points ago

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Who the hell high-fives with their left hand?

[–]OriginalKaveman 1 point2 points ago

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High Five's make everyone's trouble melt away for those few seconds of preparation and contact. Oh High Five's is there anything you can't do?

[–]stevesan 1 point2 points ago

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ROB

HAS

SWINE FLU

[–]Passion4Kitties 1 point2 points ago

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[–]resutidder 2 points3 points ago

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God, I'm a bad person... because if I were Rob this would all be an elaborate ploy to give strangers the finger when they went for the five.

[–]katzirra 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god. All the nasty things that have been on each persons' hands D:

[–]mburke1124 1 point2 points ago

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How old is this? Seriously? Is this what we are up voting now?

[–]MrDanger -1 points0 points ago

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You poor thing. Let me get you a cracker.

[–]fancyboots 0 points1 point ago

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That's the funniest heart warming thing I've seen today.

[–]iAMaHUSKY 0 points1 point ago

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i think 2,000 high fives is probably the maximum a hand can take

challenge accepted.

[–]verbal_diarrhea_guy 0 points1 point ago

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I transfer from the 6 to the downtown E all the time at this station. It is a sad and lowly dungeon. No one is ever happy at this station except for the lady that hands out free AM New York papers. Go Rob!

[–]fernannipoo 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I was rob.:l

[–]confuzzledfather 0 points1 point ago

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Rob wants.. To give you.. Velociraptors

[–]elvisliveson 0 points1 point ago

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kinda greasemonkey

[–]BJabs 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, but I thought all New Yorkers are assholes?

[–]green_and_purple 0 points1 point ago

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Half expected someone to troll and sneak in line with a sign saying Dirty Sanchez instead of high five.

[–]sassystrike 0 points1 point ago

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...and this is how a disease spreads, kids!

[–]stefan_89 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not known to be a germaphobe but I find that kind of disgusting.

[–]spazberryjam 0 points1 point ago

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One day I'll get MY high five from Rob.

[–]zstone 0 points1 point ago

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burmashave

[–]sko56 0 points1 point ago

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this inspired me to give a bunch of people high 5's at Wakarusa (music festival in Arkansas). I must have given out well over 100.... a bit of advice, wash your hands when you've given hi5's to a bunch of people partying.

[–]conanarama 0 points1 point ago

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Fantastic!! I love it!

[–]desquibnt 0 points1 point ago

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FW: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE:

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 0 points1 point ago

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oh, this again, _LOL_

[–]loproblem 0 points1 point ago

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For some odd reason, the second I looked at the final frame my connection timed out and the image disappeared. Did he just high-five my internet connection out?

[–]robotco 0 points1 point ago

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ama request - rob

[–]MaximKat 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Knock knock?

Who's there?

A FIRE HAZARD. GET OFF THE STAIRS.

[–]TimKearney 0 points1 point ago

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Good ol' Rob.

[–]falconpunchyoface 0 points1 point ago

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This is such a positive gesture that'll lighten up everyone's day.

[–]hotsizzlepancakes 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK THIS IS OLD

[–]AskingVikas 0 points1 point ago

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i saw this already. on tumblr. a month ago.

[–]ScoobyDooDoo 0 points1 point ago

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The weekly re-post...

[–]mustardlord 0 points1 point ago

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What is the point of this? Why not just link the video?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]a_small_thump 0 points1 point ago

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A germophobe's worst nightmare.

[–]TurnItAhn 0 points1 point ago

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High five!

Alrighttt!!!

[–]Wakasaki_Rocky 0 points1 point ago

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(In Stewie's voice) So witty and clever.

[–]espressodude 0 points1 point ago

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This actually was heartwarming for me. It gave me the same feeling I had when I saw the "Free Hugs" video.

[–]mario10x 0 points1 point ago

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germs

[–]cynicroute 0 points1 point ago

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Little did they know, he has a cold and just sneezed in his hand.

[–]Plecofish97 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome!

[–]mistermog 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking Rob.

[–]NapoleonRobotique 0 points1 point ago

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E train at Lex! That escalator takes forever...

[–]Cloud_9 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking fuck man. Eternal September...

[–]beforethequeen 0 points1 point ago

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I was going to ask if that was the 53rd and Lexington station. How are subway stations always so recognizable by the slightest characteristics? Though that escalator ride down into hell is sort of unforgettable.

[–]HerculesJones 0 points1 point ago

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I loved this when I first saw it a year ago AND you suck

[–]polenykes 0 points1 point ago

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Where did the last 3 hours go? oh...on that site...shit.

[–]v4-digg-refugee 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I'm done with the internet today.

[–]Hepcat10 0 points1 point ago

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And why make this an imgur post? It is so feeble as still photos that it misrepresents how funny the origional from which you "borrowed" this!

[–]golfjunkie 0 points1 point ago

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Your comment history is nothing but reposts, get the fuck off Reddit.

[–]Fullmetalx13 0 points1 point ago

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He must have used a lot of hand sanitizer after all those high fives

[–]skwormin 0 points1 point ago

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I was really drunk at some club in London and I was giving EVERYONE i saw high fives and just yelling "yeah dude!!!" or "yeah brah!!! (I'm american)

Pretty much everyone was happily returning the favor and even chatting with me. Only 2 or 3 times did I get nasty looks.

I think I high fived well over 100 people

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[–]charlietodd 0 points1 point ago

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Not true. That stairwell is not particularly narrow, and it was easy for people to pass by our performers, who were hugging the right hand side to make room. You can see someone pass by in the video and get a low five. Also, hardly anyone at all takes those stairs, ever. If you want to walk, you walk up the escalator on the left hand side, as you can see many people doing in the video.

Not sure if you are just trolling, but if you were actually there, you have a very poor memory of the situation.

-the guy who created it

[–]Niman -1 points0 points ago

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TIL most people cant properly high-five.....sigh...

[–]Goldenrule-er -1 points0 points ago

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We need more of this. Well done Rob! Leading the way!

[–]BobbyBoJengles -1 points0 points ago

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Glad to see some people are still creative.

[–]itsprobablytrue -1 points0 points ago

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I like the part where after the event they go to a local charity organization and spend time helping there cause they were so full of energy and time.

[–]360walkaway -1 points0 points ago

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Winner winner, chicken dinner.

[–]0_knowledge -1 points0 points ago

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[–]RiceIsBliss -1 points0 points ago

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REPOST

[–]Omelette_You_Finish -4 points-3 points ago

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Don't a dick. Give the man a high-five already.

[–]polysyllabist 8 points9 points ago

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[–]TrollKy 1 point2 points ago

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Is that Patrick Stewart?

[–]polysyllabist 0 points1 point ago

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The one and only!

[–]netricate 4 points5 points ago

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i kindly present you a "be"

[–]Denim_cutoffs 3 points4 points ago

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BEES!?

[–]OmegaVesko 1 point2 points ago

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I think you accidentally a word.

[–]drgk -2 points-1 points ago

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...and that's how Rob got a mrsa infection in his hand.

[–]StrangelyBrown -2 points-1 points ago*

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I like this idea as a general way of making commuting more fun, but when did planning an event become improv? I don't understand why the group that does these organised stunts calls themselves 'Improv everywhere'.

Edit: What's with the downvotes?? I'm not hating, I think it's cool! I just want someone to explain why it is classified as improv.