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[–]realmrkitty 517 points518 points ago

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Ellie gets shut down at least once a week by Chris.

[–]CatnipJunkie 76 points77 points ago

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Subtle...Have an upvote.

[–]Tin_Foiled 34 points35 points ago

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Too subtle for me. Explain?

[–]mattdawg8 98 points99 points ago

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It's a very frequent repost.

[–]shadowryder 11 points12 points ago

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He's saying that this gets reposted every week.

[–]eyun 25 points26 points ago

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Reposted at least once a week. The twist? OP isn't Chris.

[–]deathbytray 5 points6 points ago

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This is a re-rejection.

[–]LeoPanthera 292 points293 points ago

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[–]exxocet 50 points51 points ago

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your commitment is truly commendable!

even the top comment on this precise fake shit 6 months ago

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[–]nirtydigger 35 points36 points ago*

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Sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there.

LeoPanthera and exxocet properly addressed the inaccuracy by citing the recent popularity this picture already had. Are you really getting angry at them for providing context for the same "insane amount of traffic" that this picture is going to get? I think you're just afraid that your post will be downvoted.

Either way, I've said my peace. Take this downvote and get out of here with your youtube-esque comments.

EDIT: So sure am I that your cowardly self will delete your comments that I screencapped your bullshit so we'll always know who you were.

[–]gaia12 2 points3 points ago

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one million upvotes for preemptive screen capping

[–]BreakingANDGentry 4 points5 points ago

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Insane amounts of "internet props" go to you for the screen-cap and near psychic ability...

[–]iamgig 3 points4 points ago

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QUICK GIVE ME SEVEN NON-REPEATING SINGLE OR TWO DIGIT NUMBERS.

[–]partanimal 3 points4 points ago

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Holy crap, you are a psychic genius.

[–]karmadestroyer 1 point2 points ago

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Target: Zephine... DOWN... VOTE... EVERYTHING!!

[–]exxocet 11 points12 points ago

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seeing nothing wrong with multiple reposts of fake content...dont worry ull fit right in here, it is us that are the minority and shall leave you to your fun

[–]asimilator 10 points11 points ago

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Don't act all righteous, you're reposting for the karma you whore.

[–]BluLite 6 points7 points ago

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As someone who doesn't have an iPhone, I don't really give a shit. They're all fake anyway.

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 9 points10 points ago

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Excellent. Thank you for teaching me how to better fake iPhone conversations.

[–]Andythefan 1 point2 points ago

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Instead of faking a conversation that way, why don't people just rename their own number to someone else, message themselves both sides of a conversation and delete the extra messages?

[–]denizenKRIM 0 points1 point ago

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To be fair, it's fairly standard for anyone with a jailbroken iPhone to alter their fonts.

[–]RogueNine 0 points1 point ago

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It could be an Android using Handcent, an app that mimics the iPhone style and lets you change the font.

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[–]GeneralWarts 2 points3 points ago

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I choose mutiny.

[–]davidcelis 2 points3 points ago

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As fake as this repost was, at least you're committed to Talk Like a Pirate Day.

[–]CJGibson 87 points88 points ago

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It's probably the balls on her chin.

:D<3

[–]doublen00b 9 points10 points ago

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And I thought it was a pointy boner!

[–]pyrotechie83 6 points7 points ago

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Agreed. This looks like a blowjob offer to me.

[–]turlian -3 points-2 points ago

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I wouldn't want to date Peter Griffin either.

[–]Nikedawg -1 points0 points ago

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I would.

[–]Wisemanism 15 points16 points ago

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Nice try, Lois.

[–]MrKmc1188 56 points57 points ago

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These fake phone conversations are getting really fucking old..get a life..

[–]the_silent_redditor 89 points90 points ago

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The only way it could be any funnier is if it was in the form of a rage comic and Ellie was called.. wait for it.. Derpina hahahahaha!

[–]theamazingape 38 points39 points ago

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This is a man who understands reddit.

[–]ChaChaBolek 0 points1 point ago

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This is a man who is a silent redditor.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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No, no...le Derpina.

[–]amadeus2490 4 points5 points ago

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  • LE CONVERSATION

  • LE CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC GIRL

  • LE RUDE RESPONSE

ME JACHIECHANRAGESTAFACE

[–]MojoPriest -1 points0 points ago

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Pretty sure she'd be called Derpette :P

[–]shitterplug 40 points41 points ago

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Jesus fucking Christ... this fake shit isn't even the right size.

Downvoted.

[–]whatwhywhy 7 points8 points ago

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Guess what? Chris is gay ...

[–]blixxx 3 points4 points ago

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Or Elli is just plain ugly.

[–]mattinthehat 3 points4 points ago

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or elie is gay

[–]LouSkyWaka 17 points18 points ago

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This screen shots are fake btw. Can tell by the font and text size.

[–]vexxd 12 points13 points ago

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Oh, and the pixels. Yeah... the pixels.

[–]pyrotechie83 6 points7 points ago

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I've seen a lot of pixels and can confirm this.

[–]felzix 0 points1 point ago

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You made me curious. I've seen at least 1.5 trillion pixels in my life.

[–]leoel 1 point2 points ago

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And what kind of screen resolution is that anyway ?

[–]whiskeytab 0 points1 point ago

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a made up one

[–]Brosanity 5 points6 points ago

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take note everyone, the extremely rare, female getting FRIENDZONED!

[–]carnivoris 0 points1 point ago

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As a man who just got friendzoned HARD, I approve this post and encourage more of it.

[–]MikeGayner 4 points5 points ago

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This is definitely real. Who would make this up? Right? RIGHT?!

[–]mister-metaphor 37 points38 points ago

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Shit, that was kinda harsh.

[–]thehollowman84 63 points64 points ago

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poor girl that doesn't really exist :(

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Truth hurts, it's hurting so much bc I'm laughing so hard

[–]Lemonegro 5 points6 points ago

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Gentle as a brick.

[–]RoamingRunner 1 point2 points ago

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I remember elementary school...

[–]Plexicraft 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my goodness I have never been embarrassed in my life but I did something similar once (asking my friend for some advice on how to approach a girl but accidentally texting the girl). I had no idea how to handle the amount of embarrassment.

it's one of those things I shudder about when Im reminded of it for some reason.

[–]shovelshots 13 points14 points ago

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Remember when you accidentally texted the girl you like instead of your friend?

[–]Plexicraft 3 points4 points ago

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ahhhhhhhhhh!

[–]the_red_scimitar 1 point2 points ago

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I thought that was the worst whale I've ever seen.

[–]KingRamses 1 point2 points ago

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"No"

I like you 5ever.

[–]wtfblue 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only one that would prefer a straight up "no" to this question rather than someone beating around the bush?

[–]nightblade09 1 point2 points ago

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if you have to tell someone you like them it usually means they don't like you. =[

[–]cocoman2121 1 point2 points ago

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:D<3

[–]kingofbigmac 2 points3 points ago*

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My let down consisted of this. On the 11th my now ex said she loved me and can't wait to see what the future holds for us. Then I wake up on the 12th and she texts me this; "I am not ready for a boyfriend right now. I need time to get my head straight." I replied Alright, what are the chances of us getting back together? She simply said, I don't know.

I thought wow she isn't sure then fuck her then so I went on Plenty of Fish and there she was online on a dating website. I texted her why are you on Plenty of Fish if you aren't ready for a boyfriend? She said no i'm not. I logged into her account (she gave me her password and I don't login to anyone's account but for the sake of my brain nagging at me something was up I did it.) and saw she was talking to a guy on the 11th. I confronted her about it and she said he was just a good friend. I told her you don't talk to good friends on a dating website, and also good friends know each others names and phone numbers. She flipped her shit and I posted a screen shot and put what happened on my fb wall and now her family thinks she cheated on me.

[–]avrus 9 points10 points ago

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tl;dr she's not interested in you as a boyfriend.

[–]kingofbigmac 2 points3 points ago

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There was more to it then that. She has a strange way of saying she isn't interested in me as a boyfriend. The day she was talking to the guy was the day she said she loved me and can't wait to see what the future holds for us. Then the next day was that she said she isn't ready for a boyfriend. I told her is there someone else? Are you letting me down easy and she said no.

[–]ac_slat3r 1 point2 points ago

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Bitches be crazy, at 25 with a few year long relationships, mine have turned out kind of similar.

Just hope you get a lucky roll and end up with a good one next time.

[–]kingofbigmac 0 points1 point ago

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I asked out my old co worker. This girl is crazy cool. Loves Archer, and video games. I had a blast working with her and I have had a crush on her for a year now but we both were dating other people. My family is moving to Texas in a year and I can stay here or go with them. I haven't been to work sense I got laid off so I thought why not and ask her out. I did and she said yes! But she is moving in 3 weeks. :(

[–]Solkre 5 points6 points ago

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Well, at least you handled it maturely...

[–]kingofbigmac 4 points5 points ago

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Eh, I didn't really care at that point. She kept on lying to me and I called her out on all her bullshit and so I was just having fun the whole entire time.

[–]StickyCthulhu 0 points1 point ago

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Something similar happened to me. My girlfriend of 3 1/2 years (who daily told me how much she loved me and that she couldn't wait for out future) COMPLETELY randomly called me one morning and told me "I can't do this any more. I need time to figure stuff out by myself." Then a week later she started dating someone else.

What a bitch.

But I suppose she did me a favor, because now I'm dating someone who I have everything in common with and who is infinitely better.

[–]TheJames69 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck these fake iphone conversations

[–]Reddickk 1 point2 points ago

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Fake.

[–]KidDetective 0 points1 point ago

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Yeeep. It's the wrong aspect ratio for the iPhone.

Sigh... sent from my iPhone

[–]pjoneninerone 0 points1 point ago

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Smooth...

[–]ac_slat3r 0 points1 point ago

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What a Twist! (Robot Chicken M. Night voice)

[–]reacher 0 points1 point ago

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"That's what she said" would have been a funnier first reply

[–]Mucak 0 points1 point ago

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Alpha as fuck.

[–]LittleBug37 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like her smiley face has balls

[–]AssViolator 0 points1 point ago

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Fake and gay.

[–]FuckYouRepostingScum 0 points1 point ago

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Hi!

[–]Urusai89 0 points1 point ago

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Despite that being fake, I wish more people did stuff like this. I had a girl I'm not attracted to who obviously was in to me start asking me 200 questions through e-mail. I answered them, but told her straight up I'm not interested.

If only it was acceptable in society to just say things straight up rather than trying to give 'hint's or indirect facebook statuses. As a guy, I can confirm that if you tried giving off little hints, I'd probably miss or ignore most of them.

[–]CidO807 0 points1 point ago

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The period is so final. Like maybe this is the final time...

[–]StewBear 0 points1 point ago

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Hilarious.

[–]Only_Says_REPOST 0 points1 point ago

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REPOST

[–]aenima1991 0 points1 point ago

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fuck your ridiculously over-used repost

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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everything is a repost. the comment "repost", is a "re-comment", because someone already said it. and before that.. someone used the word repost... and before than the letters were being used in some way in different words.. Ugh i have a headache..

[–]carnivoris 1 point2 points ago

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you just turned reddit into inception

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Did you know Christopher Nolan actually used to make really good movies? Example; Following, (then the obvious ones).

[–]carnivoris 0 points1 point ago

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ive actually never seen inception. im not a big moviegoer

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Me neither actually. I assume its' bad because it came out post-2001. The year i designate "the end" of good movies.

[–]el_poderoso 0 points1 point ago

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Hey Reddit: If the genders are reversed, how many of you autistic sperglords cry out in rage?

[–]udntsay 0 points1 point ago

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awwah thats kind of sad!

[–]Wilburre 0 points1 point ago

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I can see the thought process going through his head: I can either respond like a normal, non-sociopathic person... Or I can respond in a way that will get lolz from teh internets. Easy choice.

[–]solidiquis 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm, I like Ellie's style.

[–]Mondelli 0 points1 point ago

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Big league!

[–]Flux85 0 points1 point ago

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This is from an iPhone text generator, if you're gonna make up a fake conversation make a rage comic out of it.

[–]evilgiantrobot 0 points1 point ago

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I took this :D<3 to mean: happy girl with big boobs. Chris, you may want to reconsider.

[–]Kaelrox 0 points1 point ago

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It takes a classic troll to push you off the sky scrapper of hope.

[–]waffleburner 0 points1 point ago

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That was me when I was 12.

Then I grew up.

[–]AdonisChrist 0 points1 point ago

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I mean, he still could be interested in her, it's just that's not the reason.

[–]slevinkelevra07 1 point2 points ago

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That wasn't gentle... and you're an asshole.

yes, i'm going to be downvoted.

[–]Koozer 0 points1 point ago

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"Does that mean you like me too!?"

"Nope, just Chuck Testa"

[–]SmokeStack420 0 points1 point ago

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That gave me a good chuckle.

[–]JioVega 0 points1 point ago

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I honestly wish more girls did this, this is fuckin adorable.

[–]rampantdissonance 4 points5 points ago

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A girl did this to me once in high school. But I was trying and failing hard to get with her older sister :(

[–]JioVega 1 point2 points ago

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Still, you gotta give her credit for actually telling you that she likes you, instead of doing that "I really like this guy, but Im gunna wait until he says he likes me" shit. What didja end up doing?

[–]rampantdissonance 2 points3 points ago

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I told her I was flattered, let her down, and proceeded to fail to get with her older sister.

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[–]nannerpus 8 points9 points ago

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It's okay, it's most likely fake anyway.

[–]shovelshots 6 points7 points ago

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Fake girls get embarrassed, too.

[–]MagnusTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

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probably...

[–]bobmillahhh -1 points0 points ago

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still funny, even if its a repost.

[–]asimilator 4 points5 points ago

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And fake. And not really that funny.

[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz 0 points1 point ago

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Nope. Chuck Testa.

[–]TerrorAlert -2 points-1 points ago

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FAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEEEE

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Fake but funny.

[–]Dmorales0528 -1 points0 points ago

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FUCKING AUTO CORRECT

[–]Travexx -2 points-1 points ago

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Shes offering head. :D<3 <3 = Tiny penis :D = Open mouth

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[–]Kratzyyy 0 points1 point ago

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My name is Chris and I went to school with a girl called Ellie where people sometimes make jokes about me and her hooking up. This entire thread hit pretty close to home.

Especially because that's exactly how I'd let her down, she's a bitch.

[–]tygg3n -3 points-2 points ago

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Sounds like she's 14, probably a wise move to let her down ಠ_ಠ