A gentle let down.

realmrkitty · 12 months

Ellie gets shut down at least once a week by Chris.

LeoPanthera · 12 months

Nobody listens to me

CJGibson · 12 months

It's probably the balls on her chin.

:D<3

MrKmc1188 · 12 months

These fake phone conversations are getting really fucking old..get a life..

shitterplug · 12 months

Jesus fucking Christ... this fake shit isn't even the right size.

Downvoted.

whatwhywhy · 12 months

Guess what? Chris is gay ...

LouSkyWaka · 12 months

This screen shots are fake btw. Can tell by the font and text size.

Brosanity · 12 months

take note everyone, the extremely rare, female getting FRIENDZONED!

MikeGayner · 12 months

This is definitely real. Who would make this up? Right? RIGHT?!

mister-metaphor · 12 months

Shit, that was kinda harsh.

Lemonegro · 12 months

Gentle as a brick.

RoamingRunner · 12 months

I remember elementary school...

Plexicraft · 12 months

Oh my goodness I have never been embarrassed in my life but I did something similar once (asking my friend for some advice on how to approach a girl but accidentally texting the girl). I had no idea how to handle the amount of embarrassment.

it's one of those things I shudder about when Im reminded of it for some reason.

the_red_scimitar · 12 months

I thought that was the worst whale I've ever seen.

KingRamses · 12 months

"No"

I like you 5ever.

wtfblue · 12 months

Am I the only one that would prefer a straight up "no" to this question rather than someone beating around the bush?

nightblade09 · 12 months

if you have to tell someone you like them it usually means they don't like you. =[

cocoman2121 · 12 months

:D<3

kingofbigmac · 12 months

My let down consisted of this. On the 11th my now ex said she loved me and can't wait to see what the future holds for us. Then I wake up on the 12th and she texts me this; "I am not ready for a boyfriend right now. I need time to get my head straight." I replied Alright, what are the chances of us getting back together? She simply said, I don't know.

I thought wow she isn't sure then fuck her then so I went on Plenty of Fish and there she was online on a dating website. I texted her why are you on Plenty of Fish if you aren't ready for a boyfriend? She said no i'm not. I logged into her account (she gave me her password and I don't login to anyone's account but for the sake of my brain nagging at me something was up I did it.) and saw she was talking to a guy on the 11th. I confronted her about it and she said he was just a good friend. I told her you don't talk to good friends on a dating website, and also good friends know each others names and phone numbers. She flipped her shit and I posted a screen shot and put what happened on my fb wall and now her family thinks she cheated on me.

TheJames69 · 12 months

Fuck these fake iphone conversations

Reddickk · 12 months

Fake.

pjoneninerone · 12 months

Smooth...

ac_slat3r · 12 months

What a Twist! (Robot Chicken M. Night voice)

reacher · 12 months

"That's what she said" would have been a funnier first reply

Mucak · 12 months

Alpha as fuck.

LittleBug37 · 12 months

It looks like her smiley face has balls

AssViolator · 12 months

Fake and gay.

FuckYouRepostingScum · 12 months

Urusai89 · 12 months

Despite that being fake, I wish more people did stuff like this. I had a girl I'm not attracted to who obviously was in to me start asking me 200 questions through e-mail. I answered them, but told her straight up I'm not interested.

If only it was acceptable in society to just say things straight up rather than trying to give 'hint's or indirect facebook statuses. As a guy, I can confirm that if you tried giving off little hints, I'd probably miss or ignore most of them.

CidO807 · 12 months

The period is so final. Like maybe this is the final time...

StewBear · 12 months

Hilarious.

Only_Says_REPOST · 12 months

REPOST

aenima1991 · 12 months

fuck your ridiculously over-used repost

carnivoris · 12 months

everything is a repost. the comment "repost", is a "re-comment", because someone already said it. and before that.. someone used the word repost... and before than the letters were being used in some way in different words.. Ugh i have a headache..

el_poderoso · 12 months

Hey Reddit: If the genders are reversed, how many of you autistic sperglords cry out in rage?

udntsay · 12 months

awwah thats kind of sad!

Wilburre · 12 months

I can see the thought process going through his head: I can either respond like a normal, non-sociopathic person... Or I can respond in a way that will get lolz from teh internets. Easy choice.

solidiquis · 12 months

Hmm, I like Ellie's style.

Mondelli · 12 months

Big league!

Flux85 · 12 months

This is from an iPhone text generator, if you're gonna make up a fake conversation make a rage comic out of it.

evilgiantrobot · 12 months

I took this :D<3 to mean: happy girl with big boobs. Chris, you may want to reconsider.

Kaelrox · 12 months

It takes a classic troll to push you off the sky scrapper of hope.

waffleburner · 12 months

That was me when I was 12.

Then I grew up.

AdonisChrist · 12 months

I mean, he still could be interested in her, it's just that's not the reason.

slevinkelevra07 · 12 months

That wasn't gentle... and you're an asshole.

yes, i'm going to be downvoted.

Koozer · 12 months

"Does that mean you like me too!?"

"Nope, just Chuck Testa"

SmokeStack420 · 12 months

That gave me a good chuckle.

JioVega · 12 months

I honestly wish more girls did this, this is fuckin adorable.

nannerpus · 12 months

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bobmillahhh · 12 months

still funny, even if its a repost.

GeorgeForemanGrillz · 12 months

Nope. Chuck Testa.

TerrorAlert · 12 months

FAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEEEE

[deleted] · 12 months

Fake but funny.

Dmorales0528 · 12 months

FUCKING AUTO CORRECT

Travexx · 12 months

Shes offering head. :D<3 <3 = Tiny penis :D = Open mouth

Kratzyyy · 12 months

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tygg3n · 12 months

Sounds like she's 14, probably a wise move to let her down ಠ_ಠ

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