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[–]kal777 96 points97 points ago

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iunnolol is a fairly strong contender in that category.

[–]yakimushi 33 points34 points ago

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"Am I dead? I dunno!"

[–]young-earth-atheist 20 points21 points ago

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I saw it as "I'm dead but what'cha gonna do?"

[–]TheBigBomma 15 points16 points ago

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Ninjas are so badass they can turn you into bad actors.

[–]giovans 314 points315 points ago

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I can only suppose they hadn't enough fake tiles to retake the scene.

[–]likepeterose 205 points206 points ago*

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That's my friend Lori Cardille -- fun fact: her husband Jim insisted on being one of the people who burst their hands through the wall to make sure nobody else was grabbing her tits.

EDIT ok from the replies below, I think my use of the word 'insisted' made it sound a lot more serious than the jokey way they were telling me the story. pretty sure it was just about being on set and they needed more zombie hands so he said sure, I'll be the hands grabbing at the boobies. Also, while we're talking about awesome Lori (she really is the best) here's a peaceful photo I took of her recently.

EDIT #2 as I have this comment about Lori, want to recommend her book "I'm Gonna Tell" about her horrible childhood abuse. If you know anyone surviving this or in therapy years later, or just interested in a fascinating account of how someone deals with repressed memories surfacing later in life (after having kids herself, after being on her way with her career...), I recommend it. Raw and well-written and heartfelt- http://www.amazon.com/Im-Gonna-Tell-Survival/dp/0595142036

[–]Scary_The_Clown 279 points280 points ago

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Fun fact: In the movie Fantastic Voyage, there's a scene where the agents are wearing skin-tight rubber suits, and Raquel Welch is attacked by antibodies. When they drag her inside, the rest of the crew have to rip them off.

First take: They're all gentlemen and she's left with an antibody "bikini"

So Raquel and the director tell the actors "we're all adults here - do what you have to do"

Second take: every hand reaches for her tits.

For the third take, the director specifically assigned what areas of her each actor was to clean off...

[–]YouSirNeighMmm 38 points39 points ago

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[–]Daesleepr0 5 points6 points ago

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Wow!

[–]jcook92 0 points1 point ago

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0.0 Those SHOES!

[–]sir_grumph 71 points72 points ago

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I would love to see outtakes for that. That'd be hilarious.

[–]keepinithamsta 143 points144 points ago

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Oh man. I'm laughing so hard that there is something leaking out of my penis.

[–]wadsworthsucks 20 points21 points ago

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. . .

[–]IlliterateBoob 11 points12 points ago

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Don't worry, it was only blood.

[–]ohmyshit 11 points12 points ago

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That reminds me of the time your mom told me this hilarious joke..

[–]stardonis 3 points4 points ago

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What was it? =D

[–]artanis2 26 points27 points ago

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"Yes, yes, yes!" I guess you had to be there.

[–]shmishshmorshin 33 points34 points ago

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Ah, a geography joke.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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I just want to congratulate you on having the wittiest retort I've heard all day.

[–]GORILLADIX 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah... thatll happen!

[–]TheSiwentKiwwah 24 points25 points ago

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Hilarious....sure...

[–]Applesrgood7 4 points5 points ago

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for science?

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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Ah, this scene I think. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSskKkSg0gE&feature=player_embedded

I would have gone for the tits the first time and every time after.

[–]owenstumor 6 points7 points ago

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God. That was so scary. They couldn't get those things off of her. I hope she's okay.

[–]superwinner 5 points6 points ago

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Quickly, expose her breasts so, ...er, she can breathe! Ya.

[–]Frostman23 2 points3 points ago

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Omg, she's been dipped in tempora batter and deep-fried until she is golden and delicious! Oh, the humanity!

[–]Melnorme 1 point2 points ago

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How did he decide who got the tits? Please tell me it was Donald Pleasence. I haven't seen that movie in so long.

[–]Scary_The_Clown 2 points3 points ago

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I just watched the scene again, and it really looks like Donald Pleasance got pretty squeezed out from the chestal region...

[–]Melnorme 0 points1 point ago

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So that's why he went crazy.

[–]Im_Not_Pinkie_Pie 3 points4 points ago

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Second take: every hand reaches for her tits.

But the fun bits are in the bottom not the top.

[–]Timberbeast 31 points32 points ago

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The two areas are not mutually exclusive when it comes to fun.

[–]Khalku 0 points1 point ago

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That's still one take more than the average man!

[–]ubetchrballs 16 points17 points ago

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Now I wish there was one guy's head popping through the wall to check on all the arms.

[–]Stompedyourhousewith 3 points4 points ago

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foiled!

[–]dishtowel 4 points5 points ago

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probably would've gotten a better reaction if one of them did

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE 2 points3 points ago

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It's awesome that you know her! Day of the Dead is one of my all time favorite horror films. I would love her to do an AMA about working on it.

[–]likepeterose 1 point2 points ago

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absolutely! I'll email her about it now, I know she definitely loves talking to fans about it. I don't really spend much time in AMA: do people who do them just turn up and hope that folks like yourself who are interested in a particular subject just happen to be there waiting? Or is there a way to advertise a time so people know to expect it?

[–]eoliveri 1 point2 points ago

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Tell her she has a fan from her work in plays at CMU.

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE 1 point2 points ago

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yeh it's a good question. i dont know if there is a horror subreddit or something, but making sure it is in there would be a good way to get it seen by people who want it.

[–]SgtBanana 1 point2 points ago

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Nope nope nope, just submit it and let it fly to the top. Her AMA will stand out from the rest of the new entries, just make sure she has "day of the dead" actor in the title.

[–]likepeterose 0 points1 point ago

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Ok great, thanks. I've let her know and hopefully she'll be game.

[–]SouthernThread 1 point2 points ago

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i would have definitly tried to grab em

[–]MananWho 2 points3 points ago

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That seems ridiculously insecure of him.

[–]BridgetteBane 0 points1 point ago

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Do you know if there is any relation to Chilly Billy Cardille by any chance?

[–]likepeterose 0 points1 point ago

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absolutely, her dad

[–]BridgetteBane 0 points1 point ago

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There's an awesome haunted house in Pittsburgh in his honor. I highly recommend.

[–]cheechw 0 points1 point ago

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For the love of god I cannot see where that hand came from. It looks as if a hand magically appeared out of mid air and grabbed her tits.

[–]addisonclark 0 points1 point ago

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haha, hi alex.

[–]likepeterose 0 points1 point ago

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jenny!

[–]bitchslap2012 0 points1 point ago

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hi alex!! poopy doopy ding dong. hope fire island was nice.

[–]PinTweaks 2 points3 points ago

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a fact isn't fun when it's explicitly stated in the DVD commentary. Directed by my good friend George Romero.

[–]likepeterose 2 points3 points ago

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still think it's still pretty fun trivia for anyone, like me, who hadn't seen the DVD commentary

[–]Dann01 51 points52 points ago

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it's from the original "Day of the dead" by George A. Romero. It's part of the title dream sequence, so it was supposed to be over played like that in a sort of artsy way I guess (notice the brick wall seems like it's made out of paper)

[–]hypertown 170 points171 points ago

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It's made out of paper so they can put their fists through the wall.

[–]BasicDesignAdvice 39 points40 points ago

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yea, but his reasoning makes it sound more 'artsy.'

[–]hypertown 24 points25 points ago

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That's like saying the sky is blue because blue is pretty.

[–]real-dreamer 6 points7 points ago

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It isn't? I mean, the sky is blue and the ocean and stuff is an "off" blue so they can match and compliment each other. I mean, can you imagine if the sky was green!? That'd be silly, because trees and grass are green. It all comes down to God being an artist.

jkjk

[–]hypertown 6 points7 points ago

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Whenever I meet a new prof I always ask them, 'If the sky was instead yellow, would we be less disgusted by urine?'. I've never really gotten a good answer.

[–]nevlos 6 points7 points ago

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Obviously urine would then be blue so that we would be disgusted by it.

[–]hypertown 0 points1 point ago

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Something would have to be strange with our bodies to produce blue urine, you'd have to come up with a biological theory about that one.

[–]neunen 4 points5 points ago

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are you disgusted by lemonade?

[–]hypertown 1 point2 points ago

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I'd drink lemonade till my deathbed.

[–]nibiyabi 15 points16 points ago

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If this is true, it's extremely relevant. She at least deserves the benefit of the doubt. I recently saw a cat-sized spider with giant fangs in the back seat of a moving car (on two separate nights, ugh) in my dreams and just acted a bit wary and suspicious but kept my cool. In real life I would have screamed at the driver to stop the car, broken the window, and jumped out once the car got below 30mph or so.

[–]twiggytwig 3 points4 points ago

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Were you in the process of formulating a plan to deal with this situation (spider) when you woke up? I am very scared of spiders so your post is extremely funny, thought provoking and relevant to me. Why suspicious, did he look shifty? Did he have a knife? Was he not making eye contact? I wish so much I would have this dream! Did you just shoot glances at it from time to time in the rear view? I am dead serious about wanting to know more.

[–]habitualLineStepper 0 points1 point ago

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It was a black spider.

[–]nibiyabi 0 points1 point ago

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He looked like he was just waiting for a lapse in concentration on my part to pounce.

[–]red97 1 point2 points ago

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Cat-sized spiders don't exist, but there is a mouse-sized spider waiting for you under the toilet seat.

[–]meh-aidez 4 points5 points ago

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it eats my poo :(

[–]jax9999 1 point2 points ago

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yeah i woulda done the same, but in a different order... starting with me jumping out of the car.

[–]Lots42 5 points6 points ago

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Criticizing a dream sequence, original poster? Sheesh

[–]sgtpppr 5 points6 points ago

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It was a flamboyant gay dream where everyone reacted to everything as a gay man on Broadway.

[–]hohlermann 91 points92 points ago

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[–]rtilde 64 points65 points ago

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In context it makes much more sense that it's so theatrical.

[–]Girlshatebrian 15 points16 points ago

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The music makes this SO much better.

[–]Rasalom 2 points3 points ago

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It's one of those great soundtracks. My friend and I remembered it on a roadtrip to Florida earlier this year. Ended up going on Youtube on my phone and listening to it on the interstate.

[–]Uselessaccount2 5 points6 points ago

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After watching that scene over and over, that scream really started to sound like Mario.

[–]bubba_shubba 3 points4 points ago

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huh. in context it seems to fit.

[–]Deadriverproductions 1 point2 points ago

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wow, didn't realize untill seeing that, I've seen this movie O_o

[–]BenAfleckIsAnOkActor 0 points1 point ago

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CUT!

[–]A_Slow_Descent 169 points170 points ago

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that is the same reaction my girlfriend gives me when I say we should have sex.

[–][deleted] 86 points87 points ago

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Don't ask, surprise her.

[–]smilenowgirl 61 points62 points ago

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Not rape if you yell surprise.

[–]UseThe4s 49 points50 points ago

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Struggle snuggle!

[–]smilenowgirl 0 points1 point ago

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LOOOL. I like it. And I'm going to Hell.

[–]DJ8Man 19 points20 points ago

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Rape is a feminist term. I prefer extreme speed dating.

[–]smilenowgirl 0 points1 point ago

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WOOOOW.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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That's right, just shove your dick through the wall when she's walking by.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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A walk by dicking? lmao I sure hope he has a big penis

[–]BlazeOrangeDeer 3 points4 points ago

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Or she likes walking right next to very, very thin walls

[–]pyrotechie83 0 points1 point ago

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So does she...

[–]fimad 1 point2 points ago

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Easier to ask for forgiveness than get permission :D

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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OMG!!! I always say that!! :-D

[–]FredL2 0 points1 point ago

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Switch girlfriend.

[–]jaredisle 32 points33 points ago

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I love that the one nearest her head doesn't quite make it through in one go.

[–]quiet_observation 5 points6 points ago

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Lol, yeah, there is actually 3 in a diagonal row that don't quite make it through with the speed of the rest. Possibly to avoid poking one or more of her eyes out. Probably would have garnered a genuine reaction though.

[–]Siofsi 2 points3 points ago

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The ones around her boobs stop short too - I dunno, if I were a zombie I don't think I'd have such levels of decorum, really.

[–]fairwayks 4 points5 points ago

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That's Frank Costanza's move. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxGRE2wpjsY

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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"Oh dear, I'm horribly inconvenienced!"

[–]HiImMikeCastro 36 points37 points ago

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Troll 2 begs to differ.

[–]licebmi 16 points17 points ago

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They are eating her!!

[–]gentlemandinosaur 9 points10 points ago

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Then.... they are going to eat ME!!!

[–]spud37 4 points5 points ago

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A double decker bologna sandwich!

[–]Chubbstock 32 points33 points ago

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Oh my gooooooooooooooooood!

[–]THE_NO_LIFE_KING 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Ruhlmdc 2 points3 points ago

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That scene was pretty amazing, far from pathetic

[–]lutheranian 1 point2 points ago

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Elliott: Are you nuts? You tryin' to turn me into a homo?

Holly: Wouldn't be too hard. If my father discovers you here, he'd cut off your little nuts and eat them. He can't stand you.

[–]SherryBobbins 0 points1 point ago

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I wish there was some font that would display how bad the acting is in this scene.

[–]Norsnes 0 points1 point ago

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When I saw the headline I thought it would be that. On the upside, that kid got a filmmaking career (of sorts) out of it.

[–]Genmaken 0 points1 point ago

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I came here expecting this to be the top comment.

[–]TheFeedski 16 points17 points ago

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"Alright, we only have ONE wall. DO NOT fuck this up! Okay? ACTION!"

[–]elctrcmonk 16 points17 points ago

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Well, she was dreaming at the time...

[–]rudezombie 3 points4 points ago

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Plus the shot ends where the gif does and cuts to her waking up, so you're not just seeing her initial dumbfounded shock over & over. Most things people do look pretty dumb & awkward out of context.

[–]QuarterMileOfNasty 2 points3 points ago

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Came here to say this.. Have an up vote.. I'll be on my way now.

[–]kinglupid 10 points11 points ago

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you may think so now, but when I saw this as a young lad in the theatre, it scared the bejesus out of me and single-handedly (pun intended) started my love/fear of zombies.

[–]PyroSign 2 points3 points ago

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multiple-handedly?

[–]pyrotechie83 1 point2 points ago

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I assumed he meant he masturbates to zombies now.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Oooh, Day of the Dead! Probably my all-time favorite zombie film. The feelings of isolation, dread, and claustrophobia are heavy throughout. Probably my favorite Romero flick. Loved it. Return of the Living Dead from that same year comes close, though it's more of a humorous movie. Still a must-see if you like zombies.

[–]stefanocfb 0 points1 point ago

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As a Romero fan, Day of the Dead was good, but not one of his best. I loved how it explained the science of the zombie, and grasped the feeling as being some of the last people on earth, but it just doesn't come up to par with the terror that Ben (Night of the Living Dead) experienced, or the fun of owning a mall in Dawn of the Dead.

Return of the Living Dead... just out of this world. It's funny and a thrilling, but completely slaughters some of the zombie elements that make it a horror. Fun, but disgraceful.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I guess the idea alone of owning a mall never really did much to whet my appetite. I can completely agree about 'Return,' though. It shouldn't really be called a horror, but a comedy. Though, you have to admit, it was pretty creepy in parts.

[–]stefanocfb 0 points1 point ago

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The beginning scene with the yellow guy (forgot what they called him) was pretty creepy, but it was a sit back and relax type of movie. Fun. The sequels though... lets just not go there.

[–]AttractiveMeat 8 points9 points ago

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SOMEBODY JUST MENTIONED A BAD HORROR MOVIE!

QUICK, EVERYBODY POST TROLL 2!

[–]pute 17 points18 points ago

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'What's my motivation?'

[–]Zeppelanoid 5 points6 points ago

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There is none.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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tits, you wanna grab tits

[–]AllGreatAllTheTime 6 points7 points ago

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TIL calendars can block demonic hands !

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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[–]warnerrr 4 points5 points ago

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Christ, the top comment is youtube gold.

That fly would go on to receive a Grammy for best supporting actress.

[–]bronk1977 3 points4 points ago

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This movie was close to $80 on VHS when it first came out. I worked at a department store wishing I could afford all three: Night, Dawn, Day. But didn't have the money. Then the company was being bought out and the manager sold all three of them to me for $10 because no one else wanted them - customers or employees.

My brother and I watched them endlessly for weeks.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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It's a dream sequence. It's supposed to be kind of off and formalized in a stagey kind of way. Also, the scene cuts away right at the moment that gif ends, so you don't have time to see it as awkward.

[–]candyman888 3 points4 points ago

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much like the worst line in history http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIt0VY7Yg2w

[–]furyasd 1 point2 points ago

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Too bad, YOU!

Are fired.

[–]The_Stoop_Kid 3 points4 points ago

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Oh god, oh man! Oh man, oh god! Oh god, oh man! OH MAN, OH GOD!

[–]Zuken 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Tetchy 2 points3 points ago

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[–]funrunrecords 2 points3 points ago

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It's a dream, thus never actually occurring in real horror movie history. moving on...

[–]icepick314 3 points4 points ago

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you sure it's not this?

[–]ignoramus012 1 point2 points ago

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ACTING!!!!

[–]Ilikebeers 1 point2 points ago

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Perhaps. But it is still an awesome movie :D

[–]movshare 1 point2 points ago

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If she had tossed a frisbee, it would have gone one for MILES.

[–]Gullyvuhr 1 point2 points ago

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It looks like the calender showed her she missed someone's birthday.

[–]stealthfiction 1 point2 points ago

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In the scenes defense, anyone watching for the first time isn't looking at her face because they are all too busy jumping backward screaming "OH FUCK!"

[–]kendrahwithanh 1 point2 points ago

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i like the one hand near her head that can't quite make it through the wall.

[–]ShuttleXpC 1 point2 points ago

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I hated this movie, her reaction is terrible but the sense of feeling trapped with no hope in this movie makes it one of the scarier zombie movies that comes to mind when I think of scary zombie movies.

[–]DefinitelyHittinOnYa 1 point2 points ago

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Is it weird if I am turned on by that gif?

[–]ssscsam 1 point2 points ago

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[–]tHeSiD 1 point2 points ago

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I think one of the hands below was doing more than just coming out of the wall.

[–]tulagi 0 points1 point ago

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That would definitely explain the look on her face.

[–]rAxxt 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god, oh man, oh god...!

[–]dflav1138 1 point2 points ago

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Dramatic chipmunk?

[–]Zeh_Valrus 1 point2 points ago

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What movie? I MUST KNOW!

[–]heybulldog 11 points12 points ago

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Day of the Dead

[–]BuckeyeBentley 1 point2 points ago

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That's not Troll 2...

[–]Romeinoneday 0 points1 point ago

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Haha. Classic.

[–]bastienvans 1 point2 points ago

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Looks funny reversed. Dramatic sneeze. link

[–]fairwayks 1 point2 points ago

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Convenient how not one hand came through the wall where the calendar was hung.

[–]ricacid 0 points1 point ago

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i read that the women's husband was fondling her boobs in that scene

[–]shouldajustsaid_yeah 0 points1 point ago

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how did you know that there was only one gentleman on reddit?!

[–]gentlemandinosaur 0 points1 point ago

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MMMMMMMMM..... yesssssss? You raaaanngg?

[–]AreWhyAyeEhn 0 points1 point ago

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I think she just came.

[–]igge- 0 points1 point ago

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What happens to her arm?

[–]Catharsis16 0 points1 point ago

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I believe one of those hands came out of the wall by her crotch, and have her a pleasant surprise!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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this seems to only happen on Mondays..

[–]structureofmind 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of the acting in the movie Zombie from 1979. Anyone else see that masterpiece?

[–]geordilaforge 0 points1 point ago

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WTF

Is she on a rotating platform?

[–]rockmyboat 0 points1 point ago

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I would be a lot more upset then that.

[–]makeskidskill 0 points1 point ago

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Near the end of The Relic there are a pair of cops rappelling through a hole in the roof, one of the cops gets ripped in half and the other cop: falls to his knees, waits a beat, throws his hand over his head, waits a beat, then gives us a Darth Vaderesque 'Nooooooooooo'

Hideous.

That or the orgasm at the end of Munich

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Oh Rhett, Wherever shall I go, Whatever shall I do?

[–]kingbobofyourhouse 0 points1 point ago

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which gentleman are you referring to?

[–]That_guy137 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like there is an arm at the top right that just couldn't get it right.

[–]mjc7373 0 points1 point ago

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Not bad, but the absolute worst reaction in a horror movie ever was in the 1995 film The Prophecy. The gates of hell are literally ripping open upon earth, with fire, lava, and the hounds of hell racing out in all directions. Our protagonist sees this happening right in front of him and his reaction to this was his lower lip trembled a bit.

[–]ivanmarsh 0 points1 point ago

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Ah... The Gates of Hell... One of the greatest Italian horror films of all time. I remember someone barfing up their entire intestinal tract, the drill though the temple and everyone involved in the movie's production name's ending in "o".

[–]orko1995 0 points1 point ago

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"Ugh, not again..."

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[–]shutupnetface 0 points1 point ago

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If you're gonna make pointers for poor acting in a horror movie, you've really got you're work cut out for you. Shitball acting comes with the territory.

[–]funfungiguy 0 points1 point ago

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This scene made me jump and I guess I failed to notice her reaction.

[–]Civilizedman1 0 points1 point ago

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its actually not as lame as it looks in gif format. the buildup and music make it actually pretty cool http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5VnMShVlY0

[–]Civilizedman1 0 points1 point ago

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also at 4:35 in this video one of the scariest looking undead in any zombie movie.

[–]gentlemandinosaur 0 points1 point ago

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No.... No, it is. Don't get me wrong. I love day of the dead. Not as much as dawn of the dead. But, that is a terrible reaction.

[–]AbaddonSF 0 points1 point ago

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ANNNNNDD IIIIIIIIIIII WILLLLL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[–]Anterabae 0 points1 point ago

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Day of the dead?

[–]RichardSefton 0 points1 point ago

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i shouldn't have upvoted this... i love this film

[–]IdesOfMarch 0 points1 point ago

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I just saw "Grave Encounters" (it was eh) and they took the exact idea of hands coming out of the walls. I like this reaction so much better!

[–]hardtoremember 0 points1 point ago

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I can't believe it, the hands coming through the paper cinder blocks was actually more believable!

[–]tennisplayingnarwhal 0 points1 point ago

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I love how the hand directly above her head epic-ly failed to get through the wall, lol.

[–]thebasicblues 0 points1 point ago

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It was a dream!

[–]larryblt 0 points1 point ago

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That's just a woman that knows how to stay in the shot.

[–]BobbyBoJengles 0 points1 point ago

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I was more ashamed of the shitty 'concrete' wall that almost fell down when the hands came out.

[–]joyfield 0 points1 point ago

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It was a dream!

[–]Astard 0 points1 point ago

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I think they just wanted to play Rock Paper Scissors.

[–]kfizz311 0 points1 point ago

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It was still one of the best zombie movies around so STFU.

[–]Seraphimish 0 points1 point ago

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It may be pathetic, but the first few times, it scared the ever-living crap outta me.

[–]andymorphic 0 points1 point ago

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sure on loop it looks bad....but as i recall i made me jump first time i saw it. second best zombie flick ever

[–]Wiisal 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like they're busting out in a sort of jazzy sort of way, like some kind of musical! :D

[–]6h057 0 points1 point ago

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In context it makes sense and doesn't look as foolish. Day of the Dead is a great flick.

[–]0takuSharkGuy 0 points1 point ago

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nope, definently not. Sure it's bad. But not nearly as bad as you can get

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Day of the Dead dream scene. Since she was in a dream it wasn't all that pathetic.

[–]ajr901 0 points1 point ago

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Wtf? It looks like some choreographed scene that didn't make it to the final version of thriller or something.

[–]radon199 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like she is just lonely...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS164Gn1FS8

[–]Rae_Starr 0 points1 point ago

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They probable couldn't afford to destroy a second paper wall... so she only had one take.