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[–]ImageBot 22 points23 points ago

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[–]slid3r[S] 12 points13 points ago

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Original web comic here. I just now found it, the image I found somewhere else. Apologies. http://www.spaceavalanche.com/2011/03/09/work-environment/

[–]gfail 4 points5 points ago

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I'm pretty sure they have those in Europe.

[–]Some_Belgian_Guy 3 points4 points ago

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we do. it's called penage pants. i wear them all the time. it can be difficult because woman tend to stare at it while talking to me... i hate that...

[–]slid3r[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Ha! Awesome.

[–]slid3r[S] 0 points1 point ago

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The pants? Lol.

[–]TheBlackSpank 3 points4 points ago

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I'm always willing to show a little neck.

[–]FlyMalcolmX 2 points3 points ago

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But what is his shirt tucked into?

[–]BentSlinky 5 points6 points ago

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Belly fold from a lifetime of working in a cubicle.

[–]adamgomo 2 points3 points ago

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I found my Halloween costume

[–]squeakywall 2 points3 points ago

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This makes me laugh every time!

[–]TimesWasting 2 points3 points ago

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women have a lot of social advantages, but meh no use complaining about it

[–]Brickmana 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.spaceavalanche.com/

fuck me, the reposts and uncredited work are running rampant on the reddits these days

[–]slid3r[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Check the comments above. First thing I did was go find the comic and credit it.

[–]Pastlife123 0 points1 point ago

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Shut up and take my money!

[–]ChipChase 0 points1 point ago

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I... don't really get it.

Man looks at woman's breasts - woman gets angry.

Woman looks at man's penis - woman is shocked and man is angry?

[–]slid3r[S] 1 point2 points ago

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The point is, if they get to hang theirs out for us to look at, and yet we are not supposed to ... would the same be true for us to hang ours out there. I mean literally, you can see the tops of a woman's breasts. What if she could see the top of your shaft?

[–]ChipChase 1 point2 points ago

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Okay I get it now - I was thinking it was a feminist cartoon. Makes more sense now. I was stuck on the last panel trying to figure out why the guy was standing like such a boss.

[–]Nerdster 1 point2 points ago

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But women aren't showing off their genitals? :S

[–]TrollKy 4 points5 points ago

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...soon

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

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This giraffe frightens me.

[–]Lots42 -1 points0 points ago

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The point is, don't ogle.

[–]slid3r[S] 6 points7 points ago

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If that's the point, don't hang the most attractive part of your body out there bare skinned. You don't want us to look? Wear concealing clothing. If you wear revealing clothing, which is fine ... don't get pissed off when we look.

[–]Thoreau_away_Account 1 point2 points ago

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Peens are not the most attractive parts of men's bodies.

[–]Lots42 -3 points-2 points ago

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Cleavage is a perfect creeper detector. Creepers ogle.

[–]slid3r[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Well then I guess I am whatever a 'creeper' is, I am powerless against boobs. They are my cryptonite.

[–]Lots42 -2 points-1 points ago

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A creeper is a bad thing. Don't stare; that is a stupid jackass thing. Glance.

[–]slid3r[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Well of course glance. No one WANTS to get caught looking. But if you DO get caught looking, it sucks to feel shame about it.

[–]grandpajustice 1 point2 points ago

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It is only natural for men to feel attraction to a woman's body. It's called biology, how do you think we even got here? If you are going to put your breasts on display; you better be ready for the attention. (Which you secretly want but won't admit)