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I like sushi as much as the next guy, but this is a little much (i.imgur.com)
submitted 10 months ago by Shayde098
[–]HimTiser 48 points49 points50 points 10 months ago
The soy sauce is activating the sodium channels causing them to twitch. It is basically re-creating the chemical reaction that occurs when the living octopus actually moves.
[–]Adzinger 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
Get this man upvoted!
[–]WilsonLives 15 points16 points17 points 10 months ago
"YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME, BITCHHH"
[–]geekboysf 5 points6 points7 points 10 months ago
I've had octopus done here in Korea that is still squirming when you get the plate. I don't know that it's really alive at that point, but it still fights in your mouth. And yes, I have had it more than once.
[–]Transceiver -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
Fuck everything about that.
[–]geekboysf 2 points3 points4 points 10 months ago
I should probably not tell you the story about the live shrimp.
[–]Shayde098[S] 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Did you actually enjoy it as a meal? Or was it kind of a novelty?
[–]geekboysf 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
It's not really a main dish, but I do like it. A very mild taste with a hint of ocean. I have had it about 6 times now, so I think it passed novelty stage. Usually if I don't like something I stop after one.
[–]TheNativeRaver 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
*drunken shrimp
[–]ofNoImportance 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
So long as by the time it reached my stomach it stops, I would probably be okay with that.
You have to chew it into submission. Don't want the suckers working when it gets to your throat. That is the most serious point.
[–]ozmooseis 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Reminds me of that scene from Oldboy... ah here it is delicious!
[–]grundose 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
I remember reading somewhere that stunt was actually extremely dangerous. Something about that thing easily being able to lodge itself in his throat suffocating him. Of course it didn't though.
[–]geekboysf 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Apparently some people in Korea do eat whole live octopus. It is very dangerous. I doubt I will ever get to that level. I will stick to this method (*not me in the video).
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
That isn't sushi. It's a common misconception that sushi is raw fish. Raw meats and fish is called sashimi.
[–]CaliLove310 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
WTF? Tell me it's really not alive
[–]oni-san 4 points5 points6 points 10 months ago
Ok. It's not really alive.
Whoo, thank you. I needed to hear that.
[–]oni-san 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Good to hear that you're okay now :)
[–]watson-c 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Actually it IS alive...
[–]oni-san 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Trollface.jpg
[–]candygram4mongo 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
You think it's better if it's dead?
Sure do if they plan on eating it next.
[–]sonovel 1 point2 points3 points 10 months ago
Life and death are not binary. It's Dead Alive.
[–]ZOfashion 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Where me chop sticks?
[–]MOS95B 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
It's bad enough when they leave the heads and eyes on so it gets to watch you eat it....
Now the freakin' thing is waving goodbye to me??
I'm starting to understand vegetarians.....
[–]freezingprocess 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
I'd try it given the chance.
My only concern is that the (long-dead/not-even-a-zombie-virus-will-make-this-fucker-move) octopus I have had has been extremely flavorless and chewy. Not a favorite of mine.
[–]serenaisblank 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
this makes me sad in pants...
[–]DasBryman 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Not gonna lie, that looks pretty tasty.
[–]emaugust 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
I have a friend who lost his shit over this claiming that the Octopus is not fully dead and is in fact just lobotomized. I don't really know personally.
[–]kabatta 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
This isn't sushi. :\
[–]ChaoSoldier -1 points0 points1 point 10 months ago
int's not actually alive, but the heat of whatever is being poured over it causes the muscle and connective tissue to contract..
[–]IOIOOIIOIO 13 points14 points15 points 10 months ago
It's the salt, actually.
[–]Three_Word_Guy 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
Aww hell naw...
[–]deadendcruiser 0 points1 point2 points 10 months ago
dude, i'm not big on peta and I eat pretty much everything but octopus is the only thing I don't eat because I feel bad. They're amazingly smart.
Oh... so you don't want to share this dolphin with me?
Oh no I eat dolphins, fucking rapists of the sea.
Okay good. But in all seriousness, I would devour that tiny dancing octopus.
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