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[–]LastStickOfDynamite 233 points234 points ago

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That computer belongs in a museum.

[–]ibeaspecialboy 60 points61 points ago

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SIT DOWN DR. JONES!

[–]They_do_move_n_herds 6 points7 points ago

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[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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FIND ME A FRIDGE!!!

[–]shadypizzaguy 1 point2 points ago

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That computer belongs to peter frampton!!

[–]HybridEmblem 61 points62 points ago

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as does this picture.

[–]ARCHA1C 0 points1 point ago

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If the museum is r/cats

[–]Markuz 7 points8 points ago

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So do you! We're referencing Indiana Jones, right guys? guys? right?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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"Snakes. I hate snakes".

[–]Pickletron 6 points7 points ago

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Oh Ezreal

[–]MrLurky 4 points5 points ago

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So ancient...

[–]Poonani_Tsunami 10 points11 points ago

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came here to say this. so instead I am saying, this.

[–]dhaft88 4 points5 points ago

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came, looking for a similar comment. i am satis,fied.

[–]pokepat460 126 points127 points ago

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That is not your cat. Old pic is old

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[–]Truand 1 point2 points ago

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this pussy needs a timestamp

[–]SWEGEN4LYFE 17 points18 points ago

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Pretty obvious too, I mean, you can see Windows XP.

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points ago

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Right? Nobody has XP anymore, it was deleted from existence once a new OS came out.

[–]WoollyMittens 29 points30 points ago

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And what do you have to say about 17" iiyama CRTs?

[–]lofty29 19 points20 points ago

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Times is hard.

[–]Hayor 2 points3 points ago

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I actually know a guy who refuses to switch from CRT to LCD because he swears he can see the pixels.

[–]brainflakes 4 points5 points ago

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I'd still have my 17" AOC CRT if it hadn't died

[–]CaptainCrunch 1 point2 points ago

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I bet some redditor's would if this were taken at work, but dick cats tend to be frowned upon at most workplaces.

[–]ChunderBeast 0 points1 point ago

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I'm currently using a 17" CRT...

[–]MantheDam 3 points4 points ago

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Detect sarcasm check

I run XP on my old laptop, since updating the OS would probably break it.

[–]confoundedjoe 1 point2 points ago

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Actually Win7 is very scalable. I run it on an Asus EEEPC which is only running a 1.6ghz atom processor.

[–]sltkr 8 points9 points ago

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But.... I run Windows XP?

[–]SWEGEN4LYFE 14 points15 points ago

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If you're asking a question, the answer is no, you are not running Windows XP.

Don't be silly.

[–]jayesanctus 10 points11 points ago

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I'm Ron Burgundy...?

[–]keepclimbing 0 points1 point ago

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I look good...

[–]tieranosaur 4 points5 points ago

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I still use XP >_>

[–]lolwut19 0 points1 point ago

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It's okay, some pseudo-intelligent people like to act like they know what they're talking about. Even when they have no facts to back them up!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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[–]JBless 7 points8 points ago

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July 2010

[–]Drawtaru 1 point2 points ago

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Best Buy still uses Windows XP for all its shitty registers and Toolkit computers.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I couldn't find a more recent article. I think 40-50% of pcs are still running xp right now.

[–]rothan 1 point2 points ago

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We upgrade from XP to 7 @ work summer of 2012. :/

[–]beanso 0 points1 point ago

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[–]DefinitelyHittinOnYa 0 points1 point ago

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Correctamundo. http://goo.gl/2dGEa

[–]Rug_Peeing_Chinaman 52 points53 points ago

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Funny... my cats a pussy.

[–]mrqewl 7 points8 points ago

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I was not expecting this

[–]bloqs 8 points9 points ago

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[–]Shurikane 23 points24 points ago

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For the slowpokes out there: origin (NSFW!)

[–]doctapeppa 4 points5 points ago

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There needs to be some kind of cock warning tag. I'm expecting tits when I click a nsfw tag.

[–]blankgabriel3 1 point2 points ago

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NSFB Not Safe For Boner

[–]MSands 4 points5 points ago

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I read that as "My cat's dick" at first and I still clicked on it. wtf is wrong with me?

[–]mitchk95 1 point2 points ago

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Maaaaaam, kitty's being a dildo.....

[–]ChesterCopperpot96 7 points8 points ago

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i can see a dick in that pussy

[–]stoneshwar 2 points3 points ago

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Using just an archaic computer and some hydrocyanic acid, Schrödinger discovered that when cats were exposed to radioactive substances they underwent penile metamorphoseum. The internet thanks him for his insight.

[–]Tallahesey 7 points8 points ago

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tinEYE

[–]the_fartinator 1 point2 points ago

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For some reason, this is exactly what i expected when i clicked on the link.

[–]skylashea 1 point2 points ago

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Sun salutation! Your kitty just likes yoga!

[–]VVesley9 1 point2 points ago

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[–]loaded_commenter 1 point2 points ago

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I'm going to complain about your op system. But yeah your cats a dick.

[–]VomitingNinjas 1 point2 points ago

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Is your cat also from 2002 like this picture?

[–]Avril14th 1 point2 points ago

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Christ sake! NSFW tag here, please?

[–]TospyKretts 2 points3 points ago

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NSFW much?

[–]fruitcakefriday 1 point2 points ago

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I sent it to a co-worker at work and it attracted a crowd of 8 people. Such is the way of things.

[–]PostSincerity 1 point2 points ago

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NSFW for a cat? Come on. Next thing you know I won't be able to bring in a banana for lunch.

[–]MercurialMadnessMan 1 point2 points ago

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I am deeply disturbed by your cat's resemblance to a giant penis.

[–]minche 3 points4 points ago

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giant hairy penis...

[–]tieranosaur 3 points4 points ago

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When I was a sheltered teenager, before I'd had any sex ed or seen a penis, this is exactly what I thought they looked like.

[–]AbsentReality 1 point2 points ago

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My dick's a cat...

[–]KiRaktah 5 points6 points ago

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You might be a woman.

[–]Ferknando 0 points1 point ago

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I see what you did there.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wow whata dick.

[–]nikkus 0 points1 point ago

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I read this in Butthead's voice.

"Huh huh... my cat's a dick... huh huh"

[–]creaturistic 0 points1 point ago

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Intimidating.

[–]street_ronin 0 points1 point ago

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Well played.

[–]FranMan32 0 points1 point ago

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Well, it's your fault for sending your cat computer shopping in the first place.

[–]Omerov1986 0 points1 point ago

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Nice computer brah.

[–]BaconBitsOhMy 0 points1 point ago

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I had that cable modem, back in 1995.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What is it doing?

[–]fattailevent 0 points1 point ago

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Holy furry penis

[–]Punkgoblin 0 points1 point ago

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Thats his "I can't believe you still use XP!" look...

[–]Jaboomaphoo 0 points1 point ago

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It appears my argument is invalid

[–]post_break 0 points1 point ago

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"No no not the flash MY EYES!"

[–]phreeck 0 points1 point ago

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Forget about the cat, check out that dinosaur!

[–]jaspernu 0 points1 point ago

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I was expect something much worse. It's good it's just cat in front of pc

[–]fairwayks 0 points1 point ago

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No, you're cat's a pussy.

[–]mudjack69 -1 points0 points ago

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*your

FTFY

[–]ajr901 0 points1 point ago

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Windows XP?! CRT Monitor?! Wtf, bro?

[–]PossiblyTrolling 0 points1 point ago

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  • an art

[–]anonymoustroll 0 points1 point ago

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don't let furries see that shit....

[–]IsEasilyImpressed 0 points1 point ago

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Thoroughly Impressed.

[–]SuckaPunch 0 points1 point ago

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Got damnit!

[–]adelav 0 points1 point ago

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now that's what I call begging for attention.

[–]Adytzah 0 points1 point ago

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That pussy is a spy.

[–]eightyfour 0 points1 point ago

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your computer's a old.

[–]GonzoMojo 0 points1 point ago

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what cat, is it behind that monitor from the 90s?

[–]AlmightyMexican 0 points1 point ago

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I read the title "My cat's dick" and almost shat my pants.

[–]muffe122 0 points1 point ago

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What you did there I see it.

[–]sdotl 0 points1 point ago

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And a veiny one at that!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Dreamcatcher?

[–]Marckoz 0 points1 point ago

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For some reason I read My cat's dick and got needlessly aroused.

[–]Thatldodonkey 0 points1 point ago

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Get a new monitor... this post is retarded

[–]redfox2 0 points1 point ago

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You're still using XP? Fuckin' pussy

[–]sparky624 0 points1 point ago

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woah! how about an NSFW buddy ;)

[–]Trapline 0 points1 point ago

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This has been dumb for a very long time.

[–]sagittarian 0 points1 point ago

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The sad thing is that cat is only a kitten. Imagine if that cat was fully grown, well lets just say your girlfriend will be going out with the cat HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[–]Mitz510 0 points1 point ago

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WTF? Only 2 icons on the computer?

[–]gruso 1 point2 points ago

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WHY IS THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE YOU BRAIN DEAD CUNTS

[–]taniquetil 0 points1 point ago

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Now that's what I call a Schlong-Cat

[–]Omerov1986 0 points1 point ago

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There can only be one,.

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[–]haiku_robot -3 points-2 points ago

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Someone needs to shave 
his pussy... or his dick... which 
one is it again?

[–]crabtab 0 points1 point ago

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Is your cat doing a winner's pose?

[–]fairwayks 2 points3 points ago

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More like a weiner's pose.

[–]cjh100 0 points1 point ago

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Must resist urge to make bad joke about Chuck Testa.

[–]mdk513 -1 points0 points ago

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...... What the fuck is wrong with your cat?

[–]Miketheguy -1 points0 points ago

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to 4chan with this

[–]Mobula 18 points19 points ago

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*from

[–]balsooma -2 points-1 points ago

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Ahhhh did i miss the "NSFW" somewhere? I was in class, being..studious on reddit, and now a buncha kids behind me in lecture are snickering.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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This is totally SFW. It's a cat.

[–]balsooma 0 points1 point ago

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Haha i realize this, but i guess all my classmates behind me didn't.

[–]Chernoble -1 points0 points ago

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Clicked link, got exactly what I expected. I've been on the internet too long.

[–]yodi_midd -1 points0 points ago

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Wait.. isn't that a CRT monitor as well??

[–]omgsus -1 points0 points ago

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I don't see the cat's "A" dick. Looks more like a "C" dick.

[–]thebeardsman -1 points0 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]footwo -1 points0 points ago

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CRT monitor?

What is this early 2001?

[–]ccfreak1992 -1 points0 points ago

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why is it not NSFW?

[–]mjr4189 -1 points0 points ago

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Nice monitor bro, i hear LCD's are dirt cheap now, you can upgrade.

[–]RickRossovich -1 points0 points ago

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My computer's a fossil.

[–]virgilx -5 points-4 points ago

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Funny but so wrong

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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awesome

[–]oOoleveloOo -4 points-3 points ago

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nope chuck testa

[–]PullOutBoy -4 points-3 points ago

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why the fuck are you using windows xp? you asshole

[–]Silverback 0 points1 point ago

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Some folks got video cards so old that there are no windows 7 drivers.

[–]WoollyMittens 9 points10 points ago

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And some people post decade old pictures for karma.

[–]DefinitelyHittinOnYa 0 points1 point ago

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He's an asshole for using a perfectly working operating system? Who shit in your cereal today?

[–]PullOutBoy 0 points1 point ago

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Idk I was just trying to be edgy :'(