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[–]aspmaster 189 points190 points ago

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Do waiters actually tell the chef when customers compliment the food?

[–]stoja 247 points248 points ago

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As a waiter, I do forward any compliments to the chef. From experience, most don't bother, though.

[–][deleted] 133 points134 points ago

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That is so sad. If someone makes me delicious food, I want them to know!

[–]stanfan114 196 points197 points ago

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Chef appreciates it when you run into his kitchen and dry-hump him at his station, loudly questioning his lineage and cooking skills.

[–]allADD 92 points93 points ago

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As a former busboy, I can say chefs appreciate pretty much any form of humping happening anywhere to anyone.

[–]Jameson_Muldoon 68 points69 points ago

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As a Chef I approve this message!

[–]Musicien 10 points11 points ago

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At first I thought that the restaurant I worked at was the only place you would find people dry humping each other.

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[–]HuruHara 4 points5 points ago

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Anthony Bourdain ‽

[–]JimboDeSarasate 8 points9 points ago

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|Anthony Bourdain ?

Please ignore this, I'm figuring out how to do that thing where the blue line refers to something the previous comment said...

[–]humansky 1 point2 points ago

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pics....for science??

[–]FOR_SClENCE 2 points3 points ago

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[–]clowdbreak261 2 points3 points ago

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As a culinary student I approve of you being a chef!

[–]sauteslut 3 points4 points ago

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As a chef I disapprove of you going to culinary school!

[–]Chevron 1 point2 points ago

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Hey! Quick question. How do you become a chef?

[–]sauteslut 6 points7 points ago

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  1. get a job as a dishwasher
  2. get promoted to cook
  3. ???
  4. become chef

[–]multikebab 6 points7 points ago

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That is not too far from the truth from my experience.

[–]Antrikshy 3 points4 points ago

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By dishwasher you mean the 'dish sanitation expert', right?

[–]kurgelis 1 point2 points ago

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naw, he means the head of the container sanitation department

[–]AccountClosed 0 points1 point ago

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Easier route is getting a degree from a culinary school. Or opening up your own restaurant, but this route is more pricey.

[–]Jameson_Muldoon 0 points1 point ago

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worst. idea. ever.

[–]Jameson_Muldoon 0 points1 point ago

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Years of slave labour.

[–]cspeed 1 point2 points ago

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If anything goes wrong I'm going to reference this.

[–]I_cum_from_Youtube 0 points1 point ago

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Christ, I almost choked on my Collins.

[–]kochier 9 points10 points ago

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We would actually probably really like this.

[–]stanfan114 5 points6 points ago

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It's all about the love.

[–]elementus 17 points18 points ago

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Does asking him who his daddy is fall under questioning lineage?

[–]swansong74 19 points20 points ago

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I believe that was part of the joke.

[–]elementus 8 points9 points ago

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I was just confirming. I had never heard that phrasing before I and really enjoyed it.

[–]i_practice_santeria 6 points7 points ago

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It was, but I'm glad elementus spelled it out for me.

[–]dutchrudder4 0 points1 point ago

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Then WHY did they call the police when I tried this!?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Question: is it acceptable for diners to do this as well?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It could make the chef's day! What if he or she is down that day, a compliment on the food they make would cheer them up, won't it?

[–]BlankJebus 25 points26 points ago

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As a chef, i appreciate knowing others enjoyed what i did.

[–]lucasvb 10 points11 points ago

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As a customer, I always compliment whenever anyone does something well. Paying for it is an obligation, most people think that's all there is to it.

[–]theamazingjimz -1 points0 points ago

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If you are truly a chef when was the last time actually Rocked the busiest station In the kitchen on a Friday night just because? Clipboard and standing on expo excluded?

[–]BlankJebus 1 point2 points ago

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i'm either still kinda tired....or that comment didn't make sense....

[–]alreadytakenusername 18 points19 points ago*

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Beautiful girls get compliments about their looks all the time, so they get used to them. What makes their day is the compliment about their intelligence, knowledge, etc. (Say "beautiful" to smart ladies).

And that is why the comic is great.

[–]andytuba 4 points5 points ago

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So what do I tell ladies who are both smart and beautiful?

[–]alreadytakenusername 9 points10 points ago*

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Then you look desperate.

[–]a_park_bench 4 points5 points ago

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"You have nice skin!"

Wait, we're talking about what to say to them before you kill them and wear their skin like a coat, right?

[–]repete 1 point2 points ago

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Which is why, if I'm really wanting to compliment a chef (Or anyone) on their work, I do it myself.

[–]brienzee 0 points1 point ago

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As a chef, I appreciate that, makes my night a little brighter.

[–]theamazingjimz -1 points0 points ago

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As a Line cook, Ftfy. Everyone knows chef does nothing but sit in the office at night.

[–]brienzee 0 points1 point ago

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Correct

[–]Jernon[!] 30 points31 points ago

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Once, my family and I went to visit some distant relative who had made it rich in some business or another (real estate, I think?). He took us out to an amazingly fancy dinner, and told the waiter to send his compliments to the chef. First time I had ever heard someone say that, but what was really amazing was that the chef came out to thank my distant relative. They ended up talking for a bit and getting a picture together.

I was a lot younger then, and was too fascinated that meals even existed in the $40 per head price range.

[–]raskolnikovredeemed 14 points15 points ago

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great story, bro. just watched a little movie in my head.

[–]PSteak 5 points6 points ago

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In my movie, the chef was really fat and Swedish.

[–]FairlyGoodGuy 0 points1 point ago

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My wife's extremely wealthy aunt took us out to dinner late one evening. She enjoyed the finer things in life, but she also happened to enjoy ketchup on her steak. She (half-jokingly) begged the waiter not to tattle on her to the chef. Apparently the waiter ratted her out because halfway through the meal the chef came out and said "So I hear you've been defiling my steak with ketchup". The look on the aunt's face was priceless. The chef was kidding, of course, and we all had a good laugh.

Later the chef brought us a huge ice cream sundae with hot fudge, fresh straberries, and real whipped cream.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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I used to work at a restaurant where the head chef was a tall, over weight, sweaty, vulgar, alcoholic and generally crude man. Once, during a particularly busy weekend night, a table told me to give their compliments to the chef, we had an exchange that went something like this:

"Chef! Fire entrees for table 27!" "They're already down. You have an app order for the big party yet?!" "Ringing it in now chef. Hey chef?" "Yeah?" "You're a handsome man." "Damn right I am."

[–]weareallpolarizing 4 points5 points ago

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All chefs are alcoholics. No need to add that.

[–]theamazingjimz -1 points0 points ago

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Or coke heads.

[–]acousticbruises 1 point2 points ago

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I will mention it to the cooks, some of them really do appreciate it. :)

[–]sauteslut 1 point2 points ago

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give the server $2 to give directly to the cook who made your dish. they will remember you for life

[–]jaspernu 0 points1 point ago

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I was working in a restaurant as chef assistant, and some waiters tell, some don't

[–]exactlycake 0 points1 point ago

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As an ex hostess: nope. I don't tell them you didn't like the food either.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Your Handsome man.:)

[–]Midlandsbest 34 points35 points ago

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As a cook, More waiters should do this. A lot of time and effort is put into the food. We would love to know if the people are enjoying it.

[–]rogre78 34 points35 points ago

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You're a handsome man!

[–]Midlandsbest 9 points10 points ago

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Awww see now I feel much better. Now here is tables six order.

[–]BTMPL 2 points3 points ago

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IT'S FUCKING RAW! GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN! /s:Hell's Kitchen

[–]megisneat 69 points70 points ago

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That smile...

[–]TrivialComplainer 62 points63 points ago

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[–]soulcakeduck 27 points28 points ago

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Transparent background instead of white--I love you.

[–]poat55 15 points16 points ago

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Made it

[–]Droocifer 331 points332 points ago

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Before it gets lost in the negative comments brought on by the lazy OP, here is the site you can find it. via sumoshart

[–]akaBruce 173 points174 points ago*

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The link is just a tumblr repost. At the bottom, it says via swisserswatter.tumblr.com. Tracing it back, it seems to be attributed to a post on Explosm's forums that was removed for whatever reason. The artist it is attributed to is Zebbs. I got too lazy to look any further.

[–]wreathe 64 points65 points ago

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That's about as accurate as it's gonna get. I went to school with the guy who drew it and as far as I know his drawings are only on his facebook page now.

[–]i_practice_santeria 52 points53 points ago

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...so you could tell him the internet wants to see more of his work then?

[–]danE3030 59 points60 points ago

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The internet wants to hire you, man. Can you start tonight?

[–]rizwan_k 71 points72 points ago

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he's potentially looking at six-figure lolcats.

[–]Thomas_Pained 27 points28 points ago

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Not only that but he's gonna have the best medical care that WebMD can come up with.

[–]cluelesspuma 15 points16 points ago

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cancer, always cancer.

[–]Carpaltunnelsnake 9 points10 points ago

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I used WebMD to self-diagnose myself as a sex addict. I apologize for making you and all the other women victims of my sexual charisma.

[–]happybadger 3 points4 points ago

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In my professional opinion, how'a you doin'?

[–]rubicon11 20 points21 points ago

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wreathe! Give my compliments to the artist!

[–]Dr_fish 12 points13 points ago

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That's some mighty fine internet detective work there, Bruce.

[–]Re-Define -4 points-3 points ago

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Bruce..... Wayne!

[–]montereyjack 4 points5 points ago

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[–]ImpetuousRitual 2 points3 points ago

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This comic was originally posted in a rather popular 'Explosm Fan Comics' thread. It has been long ago. So much great, original material posted in there.

[–]GarlicFry 0 points1 point ago

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It's reposts all the way down.

[–]readcommentbackwards 7 points8 points ago

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I made this tool so sourcing the content creators wouldn't be a problem. Please try it out next time!

[–]Kalium 6 points7 points ago

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Only useful if original source is known, findable, and publicly accessible.

So, not useful in this case.

[–]readcommentbackwards 3 points4 points ago

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Actually the API will do it's best to find the original source. If it's not available in cases like this, we can manually insert the correct sourcing.

[–]andytuba 2 points3 points ago

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like, eho.st will query tineye, then possibly prompt the user for source?

[–]readcommentbackwards 2 points3 points ago

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Right, we have a couple of really cool features in the loop, such as a smart proxy that will send all traffic to the comic creator's site, and only redirect to eho.st if the servers begin to be overloaded.

[–]andytuba 3 points4 points ago

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Ooh. That's one of the major reasons I rehost to imgur, to avoid the server load coming from reddit. How's the eho.st's server's capacity?

[–]readcommentbackwards 2 points3 points ago

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Just as good as Imgurs.

[–]andytuba -1 points0 points ago

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... ooh. I see what you did there.

[–]RespekKnuckles 4 points5 points ago

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Thanks, pretty shitty to just leave it there without credit. On a related note, the artist should be signing his stuff or something in case it does get released into the wild.

[–]Kalium 0 points1 point ago

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So, what magical happy reliable-original-source-find-o-matic do you use?

[–]ceolceol 10 points11 points ago

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Probably the Signyourcomics-preferablywithaurltomoreofyourwork 3000.

[–]_Mattman_ 71 points72 points ago

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here is an image of the last panel for use as a reaction pic. Credit goes to whoismilan for turning it into a vector.

[–]DWells55 48 points49 points ago

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[–]ipwnall123 16 points17 points ago

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[–]JonRivers 51 points52 points ago

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The res is too damn high!

[–]oldjoe 11 points12 points ago

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WHAT IS THIS? A HI-RES FOR ANTS!? IT NEEDS TO BE AT LEAST THREE TIMES THIS SIZE!

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 16 points17 points ago

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[–]Slab95 2 points3 points ago

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62 thousand comment karma in one month? You need to get outside.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 0 points1 point ago

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Surgery. Stuck inside.

[–]johnbranflake 12 points13 points ago

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My first job was at an Italian place. my first week someone asked me to send my compliments to the chef. I told him next time i was in the kitchen and he told me to fuck off. I quickly learned to never pass on compliments again.

[–]marylandmymaryland 1 point2 points ago

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wow, that's pretty ridiculous. as a chef myself, i loved hearing compliments from the customers.

[–]scarletfruit 1 point2 points ago

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Did you sound sarcastic when you said it? Even if you did..what an unappreciative ass.

[–]poorariel 10 points11 points ago

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that bottom panel is so cute!

[–]Dhghomon 29 points30 points ago

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It's like the sequel to this one:

http://i.imgur.com/Q2JUj.jpg

[–]edenite 7 points8 points ago

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i dont get it :/

[–]Dhghomon 11 points12 points ago

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It's from here:

http://www.reddit.com/r/CaptchaArt

You have to make comics from Captchas, random words used to prove that you're not a robot.

[–]andytuba 2 points3 points ago

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This thing has a home, where I can find more of these things?

I never knew where to find them; I only could wait and hope for one to filter to my frontpage via r/pics.

[–]creiss74 2 points3 points ago

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4chan

[–]andytuba 0 points1 point ago

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... yeah, I'll stick with whatever filters down to reddit. I have a kind and gentle soul, one easily butthurt by people on the internet.

[–]herohatesee 2 points3 points ago

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[–]KARMA_P0LICE 2 points3 points ago

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Consider the church of inglip and KYM's explanation of the phemomemom.

Also consult EDnot_recommended,ever, and this one random blog.

And, if all else fails, fucking google it.

[–]andytuba 0 points1 point ago

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Well, the question was mostly rhetorical; nevertheless, I appreciate your informative array of links!

[–]KARMA_P0LICE 1 point2 points ago

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Not a problem, sir!

[–]andytuba 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not a ... sir ... dammit why you making me feel old.

You're not from Texas or summat, are you?

[–]KARMA_P0LICE 1 point2 points ago

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No, ma'am!

[–]andytuba 1 point2 points ago

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That's not any better! Well, I suppose you can't fault a lad for being polite; it's a rare enough thing to see these days around the internet...

sigh Carry on, son, carry on.

[–]soulcakeduck 0 points1 point ago

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It is a comic built around a re-captcha (in the last frame).

[–]HeatKiller[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Its a captcha at the end. Some ppl like to turn there word captcha challenges into something funny. This.

[–]Tom504 0 points1 point ago

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it's from a trend a while back where people would take the often nonsensical phrases presented in captcha, think up some context, and then draw a comic from it.

e.g. http://www.captchacomics.com/index.php?i=1743

[–]ClimbPDX 4 points5 points ago

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We must know the name!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Going to print this off for the chefs at my work place lol.

[–]theamazingjimz -1 points0 points ago

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Do you work in a hotel? most places only have one chef.

[–]Ekorn 2 points3 points ago

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you're so wrong, i've watched hell's kitchen and masterchef, and the kitchen always starts with a bunch and then ends up with only two.

[–]Azurphax 10 points11 points ago

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Genius

Where did you get it from?

[–]tookie22 11 points12 points ago

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yeah you should link to the site or atleast give the name of the artist..

[–]TheChickenLover -2 points-1 points ago

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The internet.

[–]Fir3 2 points3 points ago

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this. Made my day thank you.

[–]masterbates 2 points3 points ago

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It's a repost but I will upvote anyway as it always makes me smile, hope it does the same for someone else.

[–]pantiekeys 2 points3 points ago

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DAT FACE :3

[–]quadtodfodder 2 points3 points ago

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THIS COMIC WAS ONCE POSTED IN THE PAST! OP IS A PAST ITEM LOVER AND A BAD PERSON.

[–]Blodwyn35 2 points3 points ago

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Upvote, I giggled :-)

[–]karmass 6 points7 points ago

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[–]cranefist87 1 point2 points ago

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I snickered quietly to myself for about a minute. thank you

[–]soi812 1 point2 points ago

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You'd be surprised how often this played out at a place I worked. "Chef, there's a chick at the bar that's giving you fuck me eyes. So I'll cover you for 10 minutes?"

[–]grokthol 1 point2 points ago

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that handsome motherfucker DESERVES MY UPVOTES.

[–]teenagetreats 1 point2 points ago

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his face is priceless

[–]idMode 1 point2 points ago

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As a chef, i love this <3

[–]sparklingdiva 1 point2 points ago

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unexpected giggle. thanks :)

[–]sarcastic_smartass 1 point2 points ago

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Hopefully the original author loves receiving credit less than the OP loves the comic.

[–]sadisticsam 1 point2 points ago

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I can totally relate to this being a cook myself.

[–]FuzzyLoveBunnies 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it said "comriments".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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If I was to send him a glass of wine... how would he feel about it?

[–]haiku_robot 2 points3 points ago

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If I was to send 
him a glass of wine... how would 
he feel about it?

[–]sgibson12 0 points1 point ago

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I don't...

[–]priestofdisorder 0 points1 point ago

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I could also be something like: nice butt dude

[–]razihk 0 points1 point ago

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Made my day.

[–]lifewithtofu 0 points1 point ago

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I have had this comic on my fridge for months. I love it!

[–]dasthegreen 0 points1 point ago

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Comic? I love the last panel face!

[–]Jishkah 0 points1 point ago

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This is one of those pictures where you can't help but chuckle uncontrollably and sporadically for the next five minutes or so.

[–]BlueChannel 0 points1 point ago

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The chef's face reminds me of the spongebob face when he first discovers that squidward likes crabby patties.

[–]Mattxy8 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me, or was anyone else reminded of adventure time in the last panel?

[–]JimmehGeebs 0 points1 point ago

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This made me all bubbly inside.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This comic just made my night. You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

[–]lwvivi 0 points1 point ago

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I like it, too.

[–]pumapunk359 0 points1 point ago

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UPVOTE!

[–]sauteslut 0 points1 point ago

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as a chef i approve this comic

[–]GramaticNazi 0 points1 point ago

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*your

[–]bjeyashree 0 points1 point ago

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nice

[–]wonglik 0 points1 point ago

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I like to pretend it really happens. It makes it even funnier.

[–]mixedmetaphor 0 points1 point ago

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Give my compliments to comic artist.

[–]fems 0 points1 point ago

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Ha-ha. The negative program is almost over:) go figure!

[–]wadleyst 0 points1 point ago

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Seen it. Still Love it. Upvote.

[–]Rttjvf5688 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of every single joke in those lame old sitcoms like Home Improvement.

[–]StickyToffee 0 points1 point ago

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I printed this off and hung it up in the kitchen at work the other day (:

[–]akettring 0 points1 point ago

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What are coRiments?

[–]des_cho 0 points1 point ago

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I don't understand. Does that mean the waiter hitting on the chef?

[–]Orangepotato 0 points1 point ago

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The chefs face after compliment, my favorite.

[–]bw1870 0 points1 point ago

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Why is there a worm peeping up from the back of the counter?

[–]kingPiano -2 points-1 points ago

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can anyone explain to me why this is front page and why it's funny? Did I miss a meme (again)?

[–]kevinstonge 1 point2 points ago

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I don't like this comic at all. I think people are more entertained by the face of the chef in the last panel than anything else.

This comic is based on a punchline that has no logical foundation. The customer clearly complimented the quality of the food when he said "this food is delicious", then he told the waiter to, "give my compliments to the chef". While the plural form of compliment in this request opens the door for some ambiguity, the clear intention of the request is for the waiter to share the compliment about the food. The customer never said anything about the chef being handsome so the waiter should have never said it in response to the customer's request.

[–]tiffums -2 points-1 points ago

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It's just supposed to be a cute moment. I get it, and I see why people like it.... but goddamn, front-page standards have gotten low.

[–]Calsun 0 points1 point ago

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Care to cite a source instead of taking from the artist

[–]jun2san 0 points1 point ago

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There's a scene from a movie that I can't remember where it came from. Can someone help me find it? It went like this:

Waiter brings food to table: "Excuse me waiter, but why do you have your thumb on my steak?"

"Oh, I didn't want it to fall on the floor again."

[–]Intangiblehands 0 points1 point ago

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Was this drawn by Yotam Perel?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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For some odd reason this comic makes me incredibly happy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it..

[–]Rttjvf5688 0 points1 point ago

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Neither do I. Could somebody please explain it? Seriously there has to be more to it than the waiter twisting a common phrase around.

[–]qabsteak 0 points1 point ago

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I don't understand this. The compliment he gave to the chef wasn't the diner's compliment, but the diner said "Give my compliments to the chef."

[–]washeroin -3 points-2 points ago

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this is the stupid shit that makes reddit frontpage suck

[–]comment_filibuster -2 points-1 points ago

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Front page of Reddit. 55 comments. Quick, say something witty! Uhh-uhhh-uhhh~

[–]ForTheLazyOnes -1 points0 points ago

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At least the title admits to the fact that its a repost (somewhat)

[–]wattafuh -3 points-2 points ago

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I don't get it. Or maybe I do and it's just not funny. Or maybe it's not meant to be funny and I just don't get what it's meant to be.

[–]quadtodfodder 6 points7 points ago

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You are an unpleasant sight, and cannot cook either.

[–]reverse_ -3 points-2 points ago

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Its shit like this that makes me question reddit... this is a big-time repost.

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[–]citrusvanilla 0 points1 point ago

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despite the overlook you will get due to your handle, i agree. i'm dumbfounded and [0]

[–]MaxPower88 -2 points-1 points ago

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It's funny because it's true.

[–]symbiotiq -2 points-1 points ago

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If you love the comic so much, credit the artist.

[–]Superfluous521 -5 points-4 points ago

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Why would he say the chef is handsome? The guest said "give my compliments to the chef" His compliment being the food was delicious.

Downvote

[–]SHFT 0 points1 point ago

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according to the comic he's actually compRimenting the chef. I suppose he's Chinese.