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[–]Hyro0o0 6 points7 points ago

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This is a flimsy excuse for me to post this GIF I made of Sisko.

[–]BezerkMushroom 2 points3 points ago

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You know, I dont think there is ever going to be an excuse too flimsy to use that amazing gif...

[–]AngelicLoki 1 point2 points ago

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he sucks at minesweeper! That's obviously a mine, the 3 is only touching 3 unrevealed squares!

[–]mynameispaulsimon 18 points19 points ago

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Why the fuck not?

Facebook is a joke anyways, if you have a problem with this, you are taking the internets way too seriously.

[–]spliffosaurus 8 points9 points ago

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It's cause they're afraid the animal will end up with more friends.

[–]Mucak 3 points4 points ago

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Come to think of it, my parrot is catching up with me. :O

[–]Some_Brutal_Truth -3 points-2 points ago

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Because its stupid Paul.

[–]TzaGear 2 points3 points ago

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We have a facebook for each of our pets. Was hesitant but after my wife got a 3rd creep in a row while getting friends for some app game I told her to just go for it.

[–]baticrease 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Snowsickle 1 point2 points ago

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My teacher made a Facebook profile for her cat and friended a ton of her students. She read a couple of their comments and promptly deleted the account.

[–]johanngulin[S] 1 point2 points ago

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She must be single. I've seen a few of these and I can't deny that the thought of removing those particular individuals of my friends list has run through my mind.

[–]Strifeee 1 point2 points ago

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[–]mydirtystarfish 1 point2 points ago

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The crap my friend's dog posts is way more interesting than the stuff my real friends post.

[–]t_ran_asuarus_rex 1 point2 points ago

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we made one for our dog so we don't spam everybody's page with dog related posts...it's a free country.

[–]bizziboi 1 point2 points ago

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Funny, that's the reaction I have when someone mentions they made a Facebook account for themselves.

[–]me_coopsta 1 point2 points ago

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Or making a couples facebook.

[–]Metroid545 2 points3 points ago

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As a dude that did it to impress the ladies you underestimate some animal profilers my friend

[–]bethanechol 2 points3 points ago

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Upvote for the gif. Glad to see a little variety from the usual picard/riker eye-cover.

[–]_Particle_Man_ 6 points7 points ago

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it's called a "facepalm"

[–]bethanechol 1 point2 points ago

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Interesting, I always imagined a facepalm as being a more forceful smack to one's face. Good to know.

[–]merirosvoja 0 points1 point ago

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I know a slightly crazy lady in her 70s whose husband died, and for a while she would only go on facebook with his profile to do old lady facebook things. She may be still doing it for all I know, but I'm not gonna unblock her to find out.

[–]dmaldonado 0 points1 point ago

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David Price has a twitter for his dog!

[–]BrianNowhere 0 points1 point ago

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My dog has one, but he put it there himself.

[–]eekrss 0 points1 point ago

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My dog has traveled the world with me... People like to see how he is doing...

[–]MetalSpider 0 points1 point ago

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It's almost as annoying as people making accounts for their unborn/newborn children.

Face it. Nobody wants to be friends with your baby on Facebook.

[–]FOR_SClENCE 0 points1 point ago

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Annnnd I've added this to my collection of Star Trek .gifs.

[–]Pete-Zaman 0 points1 point ago

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I know a professional cat breeder. Her Facebook picture is a picture of one of her cats.

She has lots of contacts who also have cat-profile pictures, so when they talk to each other I always imagine that those cats are talking to each other.

[–]femaleoninternets 0 points1 point ago

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I made a FB profile for my dog. And photoshopped her into bikinis...

[–]mcknopfler 0 points1 point ago

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I knew someone who made a profile for a toy dinosaur before. ಠ_ಠ

[–]boomer98 0 points1 point ago

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Even worse when it's not even theirs

[–]veltrop 0 points1 point ago

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I did this because when I develop Facebook apps I need multiple accounts for testing purposes. When I asked people to interact with regular fake test accounts they weren't very interested, but since people have friended my cat it's much easier to test real-world privacy settings scenarios.

[–]FluentinLies 0 points1 point ago

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Our soft-toys have a facebook page. FACEPLAM THAT!

[–]ilea316 0 points1 point ago

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Me too! Also yay DS9!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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my sister did that for her dog nelly. I have great patients when i communicate with my sister.

[–]lavacat 0 points1 point ago

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Do the patients talk to her for you? That seems like an abuse of the patients in your care.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i meant patience ( english is not my native language)

[–]theroundone 0 points1 point ago

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When I see somebody make a Facebook profile for their 3 YEAR OLD KID.....

[–]shoopdedoop 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, Squishface writes her own posts.

[–]markevens 0 points1 point ago

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They eyeroll into slow facepalm. Very nice.

[–]Acidyo 0 points1 point ago

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I remember hearing about this woman that made a fb profile for her unborn daughter and then arguing with the father through her daughters profile acting as if the unborn was writing. Was fucked up on so many levels, can't find the link at the moment since I'm on my phone.

[–]mynameispaulsimon 5 points6 points ago

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You heard about it here. It's been on the front page like 5 times.

Also, who are we kidding? Where else do you hear about anything anymore?

[–]Pixelated_Penguin 0 points1 point ago

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Personally, I saw that on Failbook.

[–]mynameispaulsimon 0 points1 point ago

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Oooh man. NEVER admit publicly you browse the Cheezburger Network.

[–]Pixelated_Penguin 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, I'm sure the Reddit Cool Patrol is on its way to my house with the padded ambulance now.

[–]mynameispaulsimon 0 points1 point ago

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*reddit.

[–]Pixelated_Penguin 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry, I just find it so complicated... I grew up on /.

[–]mynameispaulsimon 0 points1 point ago

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*/b/.

[–]Dofley -1 points0 points ago

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My dog deserves a facebook account. I almost want to be in a relationship with him. He is soft and has man-boobs so I think it would be fun.

[–]idacalledyouwoodyjoe -3 points-2 points ago

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why?

[–]rybo30 -1 points0 points ago

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My awesome bulldog Abbi! Shameless plug? Yes.