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[–]kungfoojesus 24 points25 points ago

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Call me when someone invents tomacco.

[–]thatkenyan 22 points23 points ago

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[–]db2 8 points9 points ago

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No follow-up, he must have taste tested it and died.

[–]DarrylRaspberry 3 points4 points ago

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My friend's dad created that and gifted it to Matt Groening, I believe.

[–]ExAm 6 points7 points ago

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It tastes like Grandma!

I want more.

[–]cutofmyjib -1 points0 points ago

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It DOES taste like Grandma!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It contained no nicotine. More science is required.

[–]HoofaKingFarted 33 points34 points ago

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Apple ][

[–]contextsdontmatter 2 points3 points ago

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))<>((

[–]GLneo 0 points1 point ago

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forever.

[–][deleted] 81 points82 points ago

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This isn't evolution. Let's not further confuse an already confused demographic.

[–]easyperson[S] 90 points91 points ago

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Ah yes. Because we all know the primary source for scientific terminology is the title of an r/pics post.

[–]photoddgrapher 1 point2 points ago

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It's either a technical downgrade from PC or mutation... either way... it looks cool but doesn't really do shit. lol ZING!!!

EDIT: Upvoting anyway. Cool picture and I like it.

[–]SpermWhale[!] -1 points0 points ago

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Another innovation from apple.

[–]photoddgrapher -2 points-1 points ago

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This time I don't think they will "accidentally" lose it in a bar for a PR stunt.... if they do, I'm sure no one will take it. :)

[–]soondeleted -5 points-4 points ago

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I upvoted you just because you're awesome.

[–]PeterMus 0 points1 point ago

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I got most of my knowledge applicable to discussion in Middle school/ early high school from watching the simpsons. All of my teachers reported I had an extremely high "verbal IQ" and constantly referenced scentific research in discussion. Little did they know...

[–]heresybob 0 points1 point ago

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Ha, you overestimate the intelligence of others. Anti-evolution morons are morons first. An image like this is easier to read than the bible, and that's all the proof they need :D

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Could easily be. It is a genetic change. If the world works out in a way that this phenotype somehow conveys a competitive advantage to a point where only this type of apple survives, in a long enough time it will become it's own species, unable to mate with regular apples anymore. EVOLUTION!

[–]SodaCan 4 points5 points ago

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It isn't a genetic change, apples and other plants can fuse together like this when in close proximity sometimes. I have no idea why this happens, but I've seen it happen two or three times.

[–]Shane98c -1 points0 points ago

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they can do that because of their genetics.

[–]SodaCan 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah. But plants have been able to do this for a looong time. It is not a recent change in genetics that has just come about. It isn't "twins".

[–]sndzag1 6 points7 points ago

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WHY DO REGULAR APPLES STILL EXIST IF THIS IS HERE?

CHECKMATE.

[–]sfled 1 point2 points ago

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Redundancy. It was a calculated RISC.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Dual core apples are a product of intelligent design.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe the OP is an idiot. In which case it would be illegal to openly mock him.

[–]thisisweaksauce -5 points-4 points ago

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Yup. No such thing as evolution.

[–]Jamza 16 points17 points ago

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Apples are crap. Windows have been double-glazed for years before Apples.

[–]porwegiannussy 11 points12 points ago

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Title should have been: "New Apple Dual Core Released"

[–]hitchstriker 2 points3 points ago

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A pear of apples

[–]retroelyk[!] 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Interesting fact:

The first Navel Orange was a Siamese twin, kind of like this apple. Today all Navel Oranges are descendants of that first one, and have a mini twin orange embedded inside the main orange.

[–]Bieb 4 points5 points ago

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[–]buttplugpeddler 4 points5 points ago

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No WAY! A repost? On Reddit? Scandal!

(have an upvote anyway for the effort)

[–]neshi3 1 point2 points ago

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that's old technology - dual core chicken eggs existed long before this :)

[–]reddit_god 1 point2 points ago

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Not unless you planted the seeds.

[–]ZombieSocrates 1 point2 points ago

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Wow... how do you like them Apples?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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And it only took a few million years.

[–]pffr 0 points1 point ago

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I saw a banana like this today and it freaked me the fuck out so I didn't buy that particular bundle.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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A dual banana has more banana and less skin. Your fear of mutants will lead to your eventual destruction.

[–]Migrating_Clam 0 points1 point ago

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I would buy double apples.

[–]griffcon 0 points1 point ago

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Does this mean it has twice as much arsenic?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, theres less skin. Its easier to peel it off too. BUT DONT EAT IT OR IT WILL CAUSE LIVER FAILURE.

[–]MJsdanglebaby 0 points1 point ago

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[–]eablokker 0 points1 point ago

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Bravo! Bravo!

[–]espressodude 0 points1 point ago

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This changes everything.. again. (in the Steve Jobs kind of tone)

[–]_NeuroManson_ 0 points1 point ago

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Is the photo from Washington State? If so, I guess some of that radiation got here from Japan after all.

[–]passwordisid 0 points1 point ago

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The new macintosh?

[–]abumpdabump 0 points1 point ago

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regarding plants and genetic engineering I would quite argue the opposite.

[–]xPdaydReaMeR 0 points1 point ago

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Apple bottom.

[–]NightHawk929 0 points1 point ago

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Blackberry's gonna have a tough time competing with this one...

[–]lord_azael 0 points1 point ago

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At least it wasn't an i7 IRL

[–]magical_thinking 0 points1 point ago

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Mott's law.

[–]Samsador 0 points1 point ago

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It tastes like cancer! and pie!

[–]dabuttsects 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone know what Moore's Law is for apples?

[–]hungoverontues 0 points1 point ago

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Is it still evolution when a Human does that?

[–]notronweasley 0 points1 point ago

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Can't game on it. What a ripoff. I could make a better apple for $.50.

[–]Qyxz 0 points1 point ago

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The most advanced processing apple has to date.

[–]casey301762 0 points1 point ago

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This is not as odd as it may seem, In our orchard we have many trees like this. It depends on the Varieties. Incidentally, most apples that grow this way are highly sought after hard cider varieties. Here is an example:

Porters Perfection

we have others but, we also have 1500 varieties and I cannot recall any other names.

[–]brownfox 0 points1 point ago

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[–]nodnodwinkwink 0 points1 point ago

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Intel InCider technology. HAahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaahaahaaaaaa

[–]boredandworking 0 points1 point ago

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DOUBLE APPLE ALL THE WAY!

[–]Bipolarruledout 0 points1 point ago

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Still tastes like an apple.

[–]Kutchyx 2 points3 points ago

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"Insert Quad-Core joke here."

[–]mis_nalgas 0 points1 point ago

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that would make a damn good pipe...

[–]ReposterPolice 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Kalmah666 0 points1 point ago

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Twice the processing power, half the Video and Random Access Memory... Right in the palm of your giant, oversized foam novelty hand...

Think of the possibilities...

The stylish look of an apple product at four times the price of our competitors and at half the power... and a quarter of the available games...

[–]enkidusfriend 1 point2 points ago

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Dual-core? That will be $5000.

[–]TomorrowPlusX 1 point2 points ago

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Typing this response on a quad core MBP which is expensive, yes, but < $2k...

[–]DeadpoolIsMyHomeboy -1 points0 points ago

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Now that's an apple bottom.

[–]runlevel06 -1 points0 points ago

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Thank you Monsanto!

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist -3 points-2 points ago

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Oh come on... demotivational posters? I haven't seen this shit since aught five.

[–]MagnusTheGreat -2 points-1 points ago

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demotivational posters are awesome.

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist -4 points-3 points ago

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No.

[–]MagnusTheGreat -2 points-1 points ago

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just so you know, im not the one down voting you, but i do not agree with you.

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 1 point2 points ago

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No problem. I don't really care.

[–]MagnusTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

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then i guess i will start doing that...heavily...

[–]MagnusTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

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one question IAmAWhaleBiologist...how the HELL did you get so much comment karma in 4 months?

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 1 point2 points ago

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Posting a lot. Also doing shit like this.

[–]MagnusTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

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master...i have much to learn about the art of commenting. either that or lies...

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 0 points1 point ago

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One day, grasshopper, you will have upvotes, upvotes as far as the eye can see.

[–]blink-me -1 points0 points ago

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demotivational posters are awesome.

Yeah if it's 2005.

[–]MagnusTheGreat -1 points0 points ago

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why do you not like them? and even if you dont like them someone else might.

[–]Orteil -3 points-2 points ago

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I giggled.

[–]sirmichaelhunt -2 points-1 points ago

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i don't get it

[–]Didorian -1 points0 points ago

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Sjommelebalaar

[–]a_starfish -1 points0 points ago

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Science! Energy! Science! Energy!

[–]will2113 -1 points0 points ago

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An apples.

[–]maiqtheliar -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like mutant balls.

[–]ShaBoopaDoop -1 points0 points ago

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I FUCKING LOVE REPOSTS!

[–]Sirtrumpetsalot -5 points-4 points ago

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I can think of a whole host of puns that will STEM from this picture

[–]drewniverse -2 points-1 points ago

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Give it a nice buffer and you could get a lot of byte throughput.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Testicles have had dual cores since forever ago.

[–]psistarpsi -2 points-1 points ago

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Haha..that's funny.

Now bite into it and make an Apple logo.

[–]nandeEbisu -5 points-4 points ago

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How is that an improvement in an apple?!?!