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[–]fenney 41 points42 points ago

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Comes a bear in a bar

ಠ_ಠ

[–]elint 15 points16 points ago

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Give him a break, he's from Romania or some other place that can't read good.

[–]fenney 59 points60 points ago

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Comes a bear in a bar. Asks bear is for drink. Replies bartender refuses. Leaves bear sad way.

[–]robertodeltoro 36 points37 points ago*

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Comes knock at door. Man is say, "Who is?" Voice of door is say, "Is bear! Is very cold. I please come in?" Man is think, "Oh, is bear! I will let in, but is trick! I will kill! Whole bear is feed wife and daughter for many days! I skin hide, bring many gold at market." Man is say, "Ok bear! I let you in now!" Man is open door. Other man is say, "I am joke! Is secret police!" Man is spend seven years Siberian prison.

[–]TheQuips 6 points7 points ago

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Thees joke is for to make me laugh

[–]MadZane 0 points1 point ago

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This is genius, I read it hours ago and still laughing about it.

[–]Olukon 3 points4 points ago

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No drink for Bearkucha.

[–]g8z05 -1 points0 points ago

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Brilliant!

[–]fuzzb0y 0 points1 point ago

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Or he is Yoda.

[–]nogswarth 0 points1 point ago

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It's "what can't read good," dummy!

[–]rfist 0 points1 point ago

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in many cases I found Romanian people speaking and writing English much better than native speakers... and anyway, we have almost the same word order as English as Romanian is an indo-european language...

but anyway, your joke is not funny!

[–]elint -1 points0 points ago

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It's not a joke. He's either illiterate or non-English-speaking. Just stating facts and excusing the guy for improper grammar.

[–]funkenstein12 65 points66 points ago

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I guess they are all asshats.

[–]carvex 10 points11 points ago

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Anyone going to have a better comment than this or is this thread done?

[–]floriane_m 0 points1 point ago

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takes two bum cheeks!

[–]searcheverything -2 points-1 points ago

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Unrelated assbar: http://i.imgur.com/PGonB.jpg

[–]perixe 20 points21 points ago

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that artist and his comics remind me of Gary Larson

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I just googled "Scott Hilburn" and Google's predictive doohickey added Gary Larson to it

[–]kkinack 2 points3 points ago

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It was funny, but don't byte off of Larson.

[–]Obtez 0 points1 point ago

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actually what i though too

[–]nuggins 9 points10 points ago

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A bear walks into a bar. He approaches the bartender and says, "I'd like a...

beer." The bartender responds, "Hey bear, why the big pause?"

[–]Gamlinginn 1 point2 points ago

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Ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha

[–]anonymoustroll 4 points5 points ago*

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technicaly you need one more row to make a square...

[–]this_is_weird 1 point2 points ago

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"I don't know, I always had them."

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Are you a native speaker of German?

[–]epos_inc[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Is it that obvious? :D

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Ja.

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[–]kukamunga 0 points1 point ago

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Not a Far Side comic, but I guess if Larson is a decent guy he'll be upset about other cartoonists having their shit posted randomly, too.

[–]kwansolo 1 point2 points ago

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what is the picture on the wall with the foot

[–]HighwireAct 1 point2 points ago

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The style and humor are borderline ripoffs of Gary Larson's, but it was enjoyable nonetheless..

[–]professorberrynibble 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, nothing borderline about it.

[–]DRayG79 1 point2 points ago

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I lol'd. Thank you!

[–]kyleclifton 7 points8 points ago

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NOPE. chuck testa

[–]ganjamuncha 0 points1 point ago

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Bear Bottom Hats.

[–]FraggotMan 0 points1 point ago

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some times you eat the be'ahr....

[–]chiefmammal 0 points1 point ago

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bare-ass

[–]FruitBowl 0 points1 point ago

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Uhhhuhhuhuhhhuhuh... Come to butthead.

[–]champsd 0 points1 point ago

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asshat

[–]Pandum 1 point2 points ago

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DAMNIT you beat me to it.

[–]brimur 0 points1 point ago

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Bear, him use special tactics

[–]sarcastic_smartass 0 points1 point ago

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My favorite part was the manner in which the OP credited the author.

[–]veltrop 1 point2 points ago

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My favorite part was when I laughed.

[–]sarcastic_smartass 0 points1 point ago

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That's surprising.

[–]veltrop 1 point2 points ago

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Credit is in the image btw.

[–]sarcastic_smartass 0 points1 point ago

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Well that makes it all good then.

[–]Tribar 0 points1 point ago

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This has The Far Side written all over it. Also source: http://www.theargylesweater.com/

[–]Roland7 -1 points0 points ago

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NOPE CHUCK TESTA!

[–]Arch_0 -2 points-1 points ago

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Dyslexia much?

[–]tina_ri -1 points0 points ago

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A BEAR THERE WAS A BEAR A BEAR!

[–]terreann -1 points0 points ago

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Look at that there bear butt.

[–]Naberius -1 points0 points ago

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Christ, what an asshat!

[–]anonymoustroll -1 points0 points ago

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sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar eats you...

[–]FriskyChicken -1 points0 points ago

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Congratulations, this was from a birthday card... i saw it in CVS yesterday...

[–]DeepRoot -1 points0 points ago

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Reminds me of Bart from "The Great Outdoors"... after the shotgun blew his fur off, that is.

[–]GPechorin -1 points0 points ago

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What a shithead.