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[–]bitch_im_a_lion 19 points20 points ago

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sh-sha!

[–]Skifree 5 points6 points ago

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Monkey style!

[–]neoaikon 6 points7 points ago

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SQUIRREL TACTICS!!

[–]drunk_comment 1 point2 points ago

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Wingo!

[–]moobeat 9 points10 points ago

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I live my life by the actions of this man.

[–]hubblemedia[S] 8 points9 points ago

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By man, I assume you mean Rusty Shackleford.

[–]Rusty_Shackleford54 7 points8 points ago

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yes?

[–]neoaikon 1 point2 points ago

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Rusty Shackleford is not his real username, he only uses that username when he orders pizza.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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LE REDDITOR FOR 7 MONTHS I'LL ALLOW IT HURRRRRRRRRR

[–]colbysax 0 points1 point ago

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You are the reason I could not change my screen name to rusty shackleford.

[–]hippogriffin 4 points5 points ago

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I thought this was a redneck!

Does no one know the difference?

[–]armannd 0 points1 point ago

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Hillbillies make moonshine and rednecks don't?

[–]scooperupper 2 points3 points ago*

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Texan here: Dale is neither a redneck, nor is he a hillbilly. He's sorta just a Texan.

[–]DerMann 0 points1 point ago

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Second. If this is what you think is a redneck/hillbilly is - you're quite mistaken.

[–]grasseffect 1 point2 points ago

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This is where Rickety Cricket (the Talibum) picked up one of his wrestling moves.

[–]DeanT765 1 point2 points ago

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Now, don't go Ninjin' nobody don't need Ninjin'

[–]skond 0 points1 point ago

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aaaaAAAAANINJY chop!

[–]ReposterPolice 2 points3 points ago

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Beware, this is a repost.

[–]hubblemedia[S] 1 point2 points ago

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"Repost" is a repost. Please avoid posting re reposts.

[–]ReposterPolice 3 points4 points ago

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I am above the law!

[–]HayzeOne 0 points1 point ago

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does anyone know where I can get season 6 or above on DVD?

[–]regretful_post 1 point2 points ago

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Six

And that's all you get. 7 and up have not been released, but are available on netflix.

[–]HayzeOne 0 points1 point ago

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sweet, cheers man. Can't believe fox won't release anymore on dvd, I've loved the show since I was young, being in the UK it's not as popular as it should be, people prefer z-list celebs flapping on ice for some unknown reason.

[–]GermanvsFrench 0 points1 point ago

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LIGHTNING BOLT was all that came to mind.

[–]LostSoulsAlliance 0 points1 point ago

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cookie crumbs work ok too. But not lint.

[–]cowstalker 0 points1 point ago

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You can take pocket sand through the metal detector.

[–]homerjsimpson4 -1 points0 points ago

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Pocket Sand!!! XD

[–]We_Own_You -1 points0 points ago

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How is a hillbilly ninja different from a nigger ninja or a kike ninja or a gook ninja?