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[–]smokeweedallday 63 points64 points ago

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[–]Schnaps 23 points24 points ago

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UPVOTE RETRACTED

[–]Olukon 3 points4 points ago

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Well sonuvabitch...

[–]crashnburn753 16 points17 points ago

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[–]Abraham_Shovelhands 23 points24 points ago

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[–]Manocean 1 point2 points ago

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Dodge this.

[–]emarkd 3 points4 points ago

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Wait, you sure its not yours?

[–]satsuma9115 6 points7 points ago

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nah, they broke up nine months ago... wait a second!!!

[–]AhhGingerKids 1 point2 points ago

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It bums me out that the same people who are bitching about these people for being happy and wanting a family rather than no responsibility, is the same group of people who tell others that 'what they do with their life is up to them'.

Also, I'm talking about people in their twenties who bitch that their friends have chosen to settle down not the teenagers who have never heard of contraception.

[–]Anaxarete 0 points1 point ago

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Depends on who you know that does it. I've met successful people that managed it, and people who are absolute trainwrecks. The latter happens more often than not.

[–]Resop 3 points4 points ago

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I feels ya bra. My ex just got married/had a baby at 21. She's schizo too.

[–]MrClean75 0 points1 point ago

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Ditto. Hmm, this shit is more common that I thought.

[–]Resop 0 points1 point ago

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Hopefully it isn't! I took her to the crazy doctor for awhile and was going to work through it until I found out about the other 3 dudes she was banging. lol

[–]Sun_drop 0 points1 point ago

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Same with me. Only it happened when she was 19. broke up with me and got a new bf three days later. Three months after that she was married and prego.

[–]smex 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe it's yours.

[–]Sun_drop 0 points1 point ago

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Nope. Paternity test ruled that out.

[–]MrClean75 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, that's just bizarre how similar that is. And then they try to come back once they actually find somebody crazy as them and realize that that 'chump' they left was the best they're ever going to get. ಠ_ಠ

[–]8-bit_d-boy 1 point2 points ago

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I know at least 6 women who are 20 or younger, haven't graduated college, and act like its the greatest thing that will ever happen to them. I'm 19, I shouldn't be seeing this shit 'till i'm at least 26.

[–]wudaddy -1 points0 points ago

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Yep... my old group old buddies from high school were so tight.....then everyone started getting girls pregnant.. we are all 20. Im the lone survivor(wears a condom)

[–]squarebit 2 points3 points ago

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I'm getting the impression you feel 20 is too early?

Considering you could have graduated college with a 2 year degree by that point, what's the big deal? What does society expect you to do in your 20s? Have casual sex and drink a lot?

Besides, if you're planning a larger family, the sooner you get started the better you'll be able to cope with the younger ones I think.

[–]siouxsie_sioux -1 points0 points ago

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Maybe it's too young for this particular girl. Some people are not as mature as others.

[–]poserfinder 0 points1 point ago

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Yup

[–]jorjin 0 points1 point ago

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I had this happen to me. I was 20 and she was 17.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Lol.. Dodged the bullet!!

[–]butterscotchripple 1 point2 points ago

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You have ex-wife that's 20? Fucking kids.

[–]TomekM 1 point2 points ago

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nobody said she was fucking kids!

[–]ShakyBonez 0 points1 point ago

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nobody said she was his wife, either.

[–]AthenaCatherine 0 points1 point ago

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Why do you people still talk to your ex's?

[–]goobbert 0 points1 point ago

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I could have made on of these, my ex just had a baby too. She's 16.

True story, dodged a bullet.

[–]laughingboyphil -1 points0 points ago

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I hope this isn't the new thing.

[–]blink_again_bitch -4 points-3 points ago

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yup, shes a whore

[–]theDeathShip 1 point2 points ago

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Why, because she had a child? What does that make your mother?

[–]blink_again_bitch 0 points1 point ago

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Not a whore

[–]jenkemlife -1 points0 points ago

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Neo looks like robbie williams.

[–]PerennialPants -1 points0 points ago

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Trinity...help!

[–]somedude010 -2 points-1 points ago

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i got one better then you, found out my ex got knocked up 2 months after i broke up with her (she's 18!)