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[–]wr0b 200 points201 points ago

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Tekken taught me to fight too

[–]KingOfFlan 35 points36 points ago

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Or he learned a few things from Witcher 2

[–]GORILLADIX 2 points3 points ago

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Your supposed to grab him before roling. Ever played mortal kombat?

[–]zenerix 5 points6 points ago*

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I wish I could learn a few things from that game...it has crashed every single time for the past 3 months.

I still dream about the 3 chapters* I was able to play.

*edit I got to the first town/mission hub

[–]Fyrus 4 points5 points ago

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That's pretty much the whole game.

[–]thadrine 0 points1 point ago

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The first one did the exact same.

[–]asstits 5 points6 points ago

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Somebody needs to put an energy bar above his head and see it completely drain away after those attacks.

[–]twonx 0 points1 point ago

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↓ Square+Circle

[–]zicker1352 2 points3 points ago

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Zelda, hands down.

[–]jf286381 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Ubiquity4321 15 points16 points ago

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I actually used to study Capoeira under the man that did the motion capture for Eddy, Marcelo Pereira.

He started Capoeira Mandinga schools in California, Michigan, and Ohio (where I trained for a year).

He's a small old white guy. And he can move

Also: Capoeira is similar to what you see in Tekken, but only if you take it at face value.

[–]marcusbraaains 3 points4 points ago

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After studying it, do you think using that style can defeat people using other types of martial arts with equal strength and skill?

[–]Stereotypical_INTP 15 points16 points ago

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I also studied capoeira for a while, and most of the people in my classes agreed on this. Someone well trained in capoeira could be a match for someone who trained in a different martial art, but not if they actually used it too much in the fight. If you actually practice it, you see that it's very fluid and powerful, but it has very few fast, sudden attacks. You'll never just throw out a punch in a capoeira match (or at least you wouldn't at my school), but in a real fight, you might want to. BUT it does teach you to use your body in unique ways, and it makes you strong and fast.

[–]FearlessFreep 10 points11 points ago

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I don't study capoeira or know much about it but I study a few other arts. Nice to see a practitioner of an art with a frank comment about the strengths and weaknesses of their art

[–]Admiral_Amsterdam 4 points5 points ago

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I CURRENTLY study capoeira. It can be used in context. Obviously you wouldn't ginga but the other kicks exist in other martial arts like ganchu, martelo, chapa. Really the only unique kick that you would use would be a meia lua.

My school has punches, we just try not to use the in a roda since they are very aggressive movements. we have punches and slaps.

What school did you study under?

[–]Stereotypical_INTP 3 points4 points ago

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Capoeira Rosa Rubra in southern NH/northern Mass. Mestre Calango was teaching at the time, but it's been a while since I've been there (living in NY now). And I didn't mean to say that you wouldn't use any of the moves, sorry if it came across that way. Bust the majority of the moves are slower than a direct kick, and I don't think of punches as a Capoeira move(though bit might just be that my school avoided those). You could definitely use the moves in a fight, but if you stuck to what you'd use in a roda, you'd be pretty limited.

[–]Admiral_Amsterdam 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah. We learn the punches and slaps (like galapanch is the only one I can think of) but we learn that for strictly self-defense purposes. If I were to ever hit somebody in the roda with one I'd probably get my ass beat by my instructor. If you're still interested in training I'm sure you could find a few groups. I know there are a TON in NYC and I know of at least one in Rochester, NY depending on if you're upstate or not.

I'm part of Capoeira Volta ao Mundo in South Central Illinois (actually I run a branch of the school at a college outside of St. Louis) but my mestre (Mestre Rony) is based in Sarasota FL.

[–]Stereotypical_INTP 2 points3 points ago

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I'm actually in Rochester, and I'd thought about joining that group, but graduate school eats up too much of my life these days. (Doing homework right now, actually. I multitask.) That's really cool that you run a branch, btw.

Do you have a Rhode Island branch? I was at a batizado with a Capoeira Volta ao Mundo, I want to say they were out of Rhode Island (possibly Maine). They were a good group.

[–]Admiral_Amsterdam 1 point2 points ago

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We have a guy who lives in Boston (great guy, great capoeirsta, great father) but as far as I know we only have groups in Springfield (and Edwardsville) Il, Lexington and Louisville Ky, Boston, and then a various spattering across Florida. OH and somewhere in Mexico.

There's a guy from the Rochester group that used to train with us, his name is Tarraxa and from what I've seen he's just great. Like overall fantastic, he came back to Springfield to teach a class for us but I wasn't able to make it up though as I live 2 hours away =/.

If you get the opportunity I would definitely go check it out, from what I understand Mandinga is a great group.

[–]murraydaskull 0 points1 point ago

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Holy crap, I'm headed to Rochester for an event in the winter...

[–]HardHarry -2 points-1 points ago

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Jesus this is the most pretentious comment I've ever seen. That made no sense to a layman, and I'm sure you're quite pleased with yourself about it.

[–]crusoe 2 points3 points ago

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Probably freaks people out too, like watching that Shaolin drunken monkey.

[–]elint -2 points-1 points ago

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No, because capoeira isn't a martial art designed for combat. It's expressive dance with a combat theme.

[–]Stereotypical_INTP 2 points3 points ago

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Actually, it was originally a martial art designed to look like a dance, so slaves could practice it without people knowing it was a martial art. More modernly people focus on the dance aspect, but it varies from school to school.

[–]spikebaylor 7 points8 points ago

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I agree with Stereotypical_INTP. Full out Capoeira the way it is taught today would most likely not fair well in a fight. However used smartly, it could still be devastating.

Here is a clip of what a typical Capoeira "fight" in a class setting would look like. Its fluid and less about actually fighting and more like a dance between the two participants.

Here is a clip of an MMA fight where Capoeira is used smartly. You can see he's not flipping around or doing cartwheels, and he doesn't really ginga.

[–]myrmecophilous 5 points6 points ago

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I've seen that clip before. It always struck me as stupid that the other fighter didn't use one of his many opportunities (following a miss by the capoeira fighter, while he's finishing a twirl) to throw a takedown. I'm guessing he was mostly a standup fighter and didn't recognize the opportunity.

[–]Ubiquity4321 1 point2 points ago

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I guess if you are into regonal games and not angola games...

[–]spikebaylor 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure what this is in reference to, the "typical" game? Sure there are other styles I could show, but didn't feel like describing the differences. Still remains the same, Angola is even more of a dance or playing between the two. I've always generally been more in awe of angola when its played well.

[–]Doshibu 1 point2 points ago

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Not being an expert, I would hazard a guess that a Capoeira fighter's greatest strength in a fight against another martial artist would be their timing and "deception" in their movement.

Also, I'm sure Capoeira is great against some forms of martial arts, but probably very weak against others.

[–]LNMagic 0 points1 point ago

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This looks staged to me, but I still laugh: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/6232380/capoeira_fail/

[–]spikebaylor 1 point2 points ago

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That is another angle from the movie never back down. It was filmed here in orlando, and the capoeirista in the video is from the school I went to.

[–]Soup_bones 0 points1 point ago

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[–]brianbrianbrian 0 points1 point ago

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haha what a stupid kid

[–]Admiral_Amsterdam 1 point2 points ago

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Is Capoeira Mandinga under Mestre Sussana?

[–]murraydaskull 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, in a way. Mestre Marcelo (the founder of Capoeira Mandinga) studied under Mestre Suassuna before coming to America to start his group. Back then, Mestre Suassuna's students had to use a name besides Cordao de Ouro for their new groups.

[–]murraydaskull 0 points1 point ago

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I study under him now! (One of his high level students in Tucson, that is).

[–]Admiral_Amsterdam 1 point2 points ago

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do you guys have a strong bond with Mestre Sussana?

[–]murraydaskull 0 points1 point ago

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I'd think so. Mestre Marcelo was one of Mestre Suassuna's students, even though the group name is different.

[–]kyo45 5 points6 points ago

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more like bob

[–]PrancesWtihWolves 0 points1 point ago

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Dr. B

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[–]explodeder 15 points16 points ago

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Warning: BCQYOM has been a redditor for 22 hours and has linked to Amazon at least 15 times. Obviously this person is trying to make money through the affiliate program. Fuck off and downvote, please.

[–]uhv_scientist 85 points86 points ago

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I swear I only pressed B once! WTF!!!!!

[–]Heroshade 68 points69 points ago

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[–]contextsdontmatter 22 points23 points ago

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so... badass...

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Link to real film?

[–]loopb 17 points18 points ago

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[–]retrogreq 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god, that announcers reaction is priceless.

[–]firebr0n 4 points5 points ago

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It's the WEC, Pettis vs Henderson.

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[–]blowinswishers 8 points9 points ago

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..wat?

he's had one fight since then, where he lost to clay guida, and he certainly didn't get his ass kicked. he's 13-2 professionally

[–]Mr_Unknown 16 points17 points ago*

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Ok now I must track down to see who won this fight. Time to investigate. Found it Johnathon Ivey vs Ken Shamrock better video Ken Shamrock won

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I love the first video...shot in person, but they gave up and just started recording the JumboTron.

[–]Geaux 4 points5 points ago

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I was at this fight. One of THE most boring fights I've ever seen. In fact, if you listen for unnecessary crowd commotion later in the fight, its because a fight broke out in the stands and a guy got tazered. Lol

[–]Jaziek 1 point2 points ago

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At the place where I used to work that hosted MMA events, this happened every time

[–]StrangeGibberish 1 point2 points ago

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For those who can't be bothered to check: Ken Shamrock is the guy NOT making an ass out of himself in this gif.

[–]Confucius_says 0 points1 point ago

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at whast point in the video does he do the roll?

[–]TOGTFO 0 points1 point ago

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[–]EnderWhere 0 points1 point ago

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Keep us posted.

[–]Tasadar -2 points-1 points ago

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TL:DW who won?

[–]Geaux 1 point2 points ago

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Shamrock won the fight by decision. They fucking played patticake all night long.

[–]Tasadar 0 points1 point ago

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I hate that, but wasn't a really interesting matchup, hence why I didn't watch.

[–]chellygel 104 points105 points ago

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DO A BARREL ROLL!!

[–]Bainato 69 points70 points ago

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DO A JELLY ROLL!!

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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Oh no my diabetes!

[–]SADoctorNick 2 points3 points ago

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ITS A SOMERSAULT. NOT A BARREL ROLL.

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[–]nigrochinkspic 8 points9 points ago

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Peppy*

[–]SvenHudson 0 points1 point ago

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Why?

[–]KHuang 32 points33 points ago

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They see him rolling, they hating

[–]adamwho 8 points9 points ago

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who won?

[–]Notacoolname 5 points6 points ago

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Ken Shamrock highlights!

[–]adamwho 9 points10 points ago

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I was really hoping that it would work out for the other guy. Sometimes ridiculousness should payoff.

[–]craigsproof 5 points6 points ago

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It's the Curly Shuffle!!

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[–]shiken 1 point2 points ago

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Someone actually did post this picture in /r/Demonssouls just about a week ago regarding PvP... and it is very accurate.

[–]islesrule224 4 points5 points ago

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Roll Awaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!

[–]Gormkeg_Kegmore[!] 13 points14 points ago

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Fighter used Rollout!! Its not very effective.

[–]Achalemoipas 34 points35 points ago

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It actually was. Confused the opponent and prevented him from jumping on him.

[–]SpartaWillBurn 0 points1 point ago

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Or he was just very confused.

[–]Bear_ate_pope 2 points3 points ago

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I really want to spar with that guy now.

[–]herjiflavdiviverphon 2 points3 points ago

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It sort of reminds me of when I'm playing demon's souls, and I swing for a boss and miss it. :(

[–]FBIorange 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like 90% of demon's souls pvp'ers

[–]pianobadger 4 points5 points ago

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Well, that roll did save him from getting rocked from behind.

[–]too_many_secrets 0 points1 point ago

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I think it does too. He actually gets that foot up quite high in the first roll.

[–]1corn 1 point2 points ago

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The Afro Ninja Spirit

[–]ultimateY 1 point2 points ago

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Video?

[–]Boris2k 1 point2 points ago*

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Just a few pixels closer and he would have landed that super.

[–]vudhabudha 1 point2 points ago

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I'd rather pay to watch this than Mayweather fights

[–]OoogaOoogaYoink 0 points1 point ago

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You can, do it. Why not?

[–]koolkeith987 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of someone playing a video game they don't know the buttons for.

[–]TheRogaDanar 1 point2 points ago

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That's just how I roll.

[–]98PercentChimp 1 point2 points ago

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I was kind of thinking Blanka...

[–]nermid 1 point2 points ago

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Button masher.

[–]Ezemryt 1 point2 points ago

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DO A BARREL ROLL

[–]Kaboodie 1 point2 points ago

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FADC to stay safe

[–]my_milkshakes 1 point2 points ago

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i actually lol'd at that

[–]stenzor 1 point2 points ago

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i actually roll'd at that

[–]The_Spirit 1 point2 points ago

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That, most certainly, is not me.

[–]Sneakyferret 0 points1 point ago

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RUN AWAAY!

[–]nvr_ndr21_13 0 points1 point ago

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FLASH KICK!!

[–]RealityIsMyReligion 0 points1 point ago

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Alright, who changed my controller layout?

[–]afsoloman5000 0 points1 point ago

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It's Rufus from Street Fighter! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaxR1jecD5Q

[–]jaspernu 0 points1 point ago

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lol :) like a video game! hilarious!

[–]VincentBloodShed 0 points1 point ago

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this is what we learned from Legend of Zelda when we were younger _^

[–]TomTaroo 0 points1 point ago

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he's been playing super smash brothers

[–]diacetylmorphine 0 points1 point ago

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DAE hear this guy's voice when they read the title? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMrDUOe2uuk

[–]groovingupslowly 0 points1 point ago

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I'm watching this over and over while listening to Eye of the Tiger.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Snorlax used Roll!

[–]sunamumaya 0 points1 point ago

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He's almost round-shaped, so this comes very easy to him.

[–]BongGyver 0 points1 point ago

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This guy fights like I play fighting games. Horrible.

[–]sac-a-dos_man[!] 0 points1 point ago

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Tuck and roll, tuck and roll.

[–]KaiserFenix 0 points1 point ago

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Panda escape method #21

[–]shawnfromnh 0 points1 point ago

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If you look closely even though it seems like he's trying to make distance between him and his opponent it also shows his heel coming very close to the mans groin area. Maybe win by "accidental" groin impact....

[–]Nuklear41 0 points1 point ago

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z-roll out of there!

[–]jacjac123 0 points1 point ago

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roolll jackie roolll.......

[–]Oed0 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of kuma or panda .. . bears from tekken ?

[–]OldManPinkerton 0 points1 point ago

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Must be Links fat cousin. HAYAH YAH

[–]pr0foak 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Rob Ford?

[–]sonovel 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of that time I went to the fight and a soccer game broke out.

[–]alsorobots 0 points1 point ago

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Vroop....boinggg..........boinggg....

[–]mrpopenfresh 0 points1 point ago

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This guy was actually coached by Peppy. I was watching the event live, he kept screaming "DO A BARREL ROLL!!".

[–]kuk0ndo 0 points1 point ago

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Waow, Marcus Fenix was a cage fighter?!

[–]MeanwhileInAmerica 0 points1 point ago

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Dodge, then Air Dodge!!!!!!! Mash Z!!!!!! Stupid, Super Smash Bros.

[–]Faiyn 0 points1 point ago

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Anybody else feel like this title should of been "Do a barrel roll?"

[–]joe7dust 0 points1 point ago

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This is funny on so many levels! He obviously is more of a video game fighter than a real one, look at this chub! Nice moves though, definitely caught his opponent offguard. Too bad his build isn't good for that style though, the fat seems to actually be lowering the velocity of the strikes.

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Actually looks like that helped.

[–]Stregano 0 points1 point ago

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I bet it looked really amazing in his head. That is like when I think of something really funny, then say it, and find out it is totally not funny

[–]prometheus1981 0 points1 point ago

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Dunno why but every time I see this movie, I think of Alcachofas

[–]jubjub2184 -1 points0 points ago

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Normally I don't find many things on here too funny and I'm here for more serious topics buuuuuttttt That is possibly the second greatest .gif I've ever watched. Behind the break dancing man in the bear suit of course.

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[–]busyp 26 points27 points ago

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theres more to reddit than just r/pics and r/funny.

[–]jubjub2184 2 points3 points ago

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There's more to the Internet then laughing. >.< I come on here for AMA's and I actually learn most of my world news on Reddit.

[–]Dusk_v731 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Gaffelstein 0 points1 point ago

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He's going for a leg-lock if anyone is wondering why the hell he started rolling like that.

Fat guy has the most finishes by leg-lock in UFC IIRC

[–]radong01 -1 points0 points ago

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That was funny and all, but 90% of the reason I upvoted you was because your post reminded me of this guy.

[–]BLUNT_ALLCAPS_GUY -2 points-1 points ago

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I DIDN'T KNOW BUTTERBEAN WAS GETTING INTO MMA.

[–]MrTapir 4 points5 points ago

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I'm pretty sure butterbean did get into MMA.

[–]OoogaOoogaYoink 1 point2 points ago

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He did. ಠ_ಠ

[–]BLUNT_ALLCAPS_GUY 1 point2 points ago

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LOL, DOWNVOTED BECAUSE I WAS NOT AWARE OF BUTTERBEANS CAREER MOVES. NEXT TIME ILL BE SURE TO KEEP INFORMED ON THE LATEST AND BREAKING NEWS REGARDING OBSCURE ATHLETES WHO HAVE BEEN RETIRED FOR SEVERAL YEARS. ILL DO BETTER NEXT TIME REDDIT. SERIOUSLY, SOME OF YOU FUCKERS DOWNVOTE FOR NO REASON.

[–]BadHaikus -1 points0 points ago

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That guy is so fat, 
He can't even balance right,
He needs a diet plan.

[–]subdep -1 points0 points ago

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His opponent didn't take advantage of that?! I predict roll away man wins the fight.

[–]AngryData 1 point2 points ago

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He probably would of got a kick to the face if he did since he didn't have a clue what he fuck the guy was doing.

[–]GiantGiraffe -1 points0 points ago

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Kneebar attempt. I'll just post that before the rest of /r/mma gets in here.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So does that mean he was trying to get behind his knee with his ankle/leg and when he missed it he did the second roll to make sure he got a good distance so he wouldn't allow for an easy shot?

[–]GiantGiraffe 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not sure about the second roll, it might've been a second attempt thinking Ken was gonna come rushing in? But it's definitely a kneebar/leglock attempt based on Jon's record he obviously loves leg submissions. It could have been something like this

[–]tza999 -1 points0 points ago

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Do a barrel roll!

[–]Mitz510 -1 points0 points ago

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Do a barrel roll.

[–]shoejunk -1 points0 points ago

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Star Wars Kid is all grown up already?

[–]waterninja -1 points0 points ago

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Anybody else think of an elite in halo reach?

[–]InferiousX -2 points-1 points ago

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Totally doing this my next bout

[–]AXmichigan -2 points-1 points ago

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Do a barrell roll!