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[–]ElTimablo 48 points49 points ago

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My name is Tim and I approve this comic.

[–]heracleides 12 points13 points ago

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My name is Tim and I am outraged!

[–]Ikbentim 4 points5 points ago

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I'm also named Tim and i agree with the Tim above.

[–]Golhec 13 points14 points ago

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My name is also Tim and I don't have anything amusing to add.

[–]Kaiserbread 8 points9 points ago

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I agree with Tim. -Tim

[–]DaveCarrot 9 points10 points ago

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My name is Dave

[–]timja27 9 points10 points ago

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My name is Tim and i will suck your dick for nothing.

[–]snerra 4 points5 points ago

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My name is Tim and I'm an enchanter

[–]shriek -1 points0 points ago

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so, when do you wanna do it?

[–]t33mt33m -2 points-1 points ago

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My name is Tim and this is how I used to troll in Highschool.

[–]EatCrayonsShitRainbo 19 points20 points ago

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It's missing a frame.

[–]TylerrEmm 3 points4 points ago

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where?

[–]Dazedinreality87 18 points19 points ago

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At the end. REALLY think about it

[–]BCQYOM 4 points5 points ago

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RUN

[–]the_goat_boy 18 points19 points ago

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Everyone should suck a dick at least once.

[–]JoshTay 3 points4 points ago

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How did you enjoy your "once"?

[–]iamastranger 2 points3 points ago

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You forgot the "at least". So he mig.... Why the hell am I talking about this topic anyway?

[–]the_goat_boy 2 points3 points ago

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I've never seen a penis that inspired me to suck it.

[–]fizikz3 0 points1 point ago

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Louis CK is awesome. have an upvote.

[–]ilovewonderyears 5 points6 points ago

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I love Gay chicken!

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[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Man I hated that show. It was like a bad SNL sketch that just wouldn't stop.

[–]phenomenos 3 points4 points ago

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Reminds me of Cyanide & Happiness.

[–]TarekIshmal -4 points-3 points ago

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Reminds me of ASDF movie.

[–]Ruzzle 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of my dead grandma ;_;

[–]hypermark 3 points4 points ago

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Tim seems like a good friend.

[–]dan_da_M4N 3 points4 points ago

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I know a guy named Tim....he would say that!

[–]pecamash 1 point2 points ago

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My economist friends play an alternate version of this game: "how much would you be willing to pay not to be forced to suck my dick?" Logically the answer should be the same, but it puts a much... darker... spin on the whole scenario.

[–]iamastranger 0 points1 point ago

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Well, that backfires...

[–]timja27 0 points1 point ago

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I always respond to things like this in a similar way, I love seeing peoples reactions.

[–]Coquelicott 0 points1 point ago

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Tim I wish you were born a girl!

[–]TheDood715 -3 points-2 points ago

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I giggled = one upvote

[–]matphoto -5 points-4 points ago

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For some reason I saw the guy on the left as annoying orange and read his lines in that voice.