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[–]Perk_i 247 points248 points ago

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Did you know that Ms. Piggy can only count to 68?

When she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.

[–]FriendOfTheGophers 68 points69 points ago

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This is the worst thing I have ever read. Upvote.

[–]hotasphalt 15 points16 points ago

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and Kermit's fingers smell like ham!

[–]up_in_the_what_now 6 points7 points ago

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I always heard it as bacon.

[–]hotasphalt 0 points1 point ago

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Well, it's some pork product anyway.

[–]knowhatimsayin 5 points6 points ago

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MMMMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMNNNN (ms piggy's mad sound)

[–]ingle 2 points3 points ago

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What green and smells like Ms. Piggy? Kermit's finger

[–]arbuthnot-lane 1 point2 points ago

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I feel extremely stupid now, but I really don't get this... Drugs, different time zone, ESL and whatnot. I feel I understand all the different elements of the comment, but not the punchline. Treat me gently...

[–]Nico_is_not_a_god 2 points3 points ago*

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it refers to 69, a sexual position where two sexual partners give each other oral at the same time. The frog in her throat is because she is engaging in this position with Kermit.

[–]FeepingCreature 3 points4 points ago

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"a frog in her throat" is also a saying referring to hoarseness. The dual meaning provides the humor.

[–]arbuthnot-lane 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you.

[–]tjuicet 1 point2 points ago

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Ummm...

[–]brinkzor 48 points49 points ago

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[–]Xiphcreature 13 points14 points ago

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Relevant to your relevant, from the Wikipedia article on Jim Henson.

"Disney artists Joe Lanzisero and Tim Kirk drew this tribute, which appeared in the Summer 1990 issue of WD Eye — Walt Disney Imagineering’s employee magazine."

Edit: Added image description.

[–]zelazny 18 points19 points ago

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A bit less relevant, and a lot less touching: http://i.imgur.com/zTmSh.jpg

[–]drunk_otter 22 points23 points ago

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[–]beergoggles69 -3 points-2 points ago*

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I lold

edit: i wrote this response when the guy above me was on -4 points. It made sense then

[–]System6 5 points6 points ago

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This picture is of an inanimate object and every time I see it I get something in my eyes....damn allergies!

[–]khazathon 2 points3 points ago

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That is because you crazy! It has no feelings!

[–]karona513 1 point2 points ago

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It is just a lamp!

[–]behaaki 37 points38 points ago

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Ah. Finally, the second stage. Meme death could be possibly in sight..

[–]quitefunny[S] 29 points30 points ago

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When they start crossing memes, we'll know it is lost. "You probably thought this elephant sucking itself off and eating 2 AM chili was alive. Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope.avi"

[–]Oo0o8o0oO 11 points12 points ago

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"There's something very important I forgot to tell you. Don't cross the memes. It would be bad."

[–]im_only_a_dolphin 1 point2 points ago

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"Don't feed them after midnight, and keep the away from water."

[–]RockChalkL -1 points0 points ago

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Also, keep them away from bright lights

[–]evanm5 17 points18 points ago

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"I finally decided to quit 2am ice chilli"

[–]Olukon 8 points9 points ago

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"I bet you thought this ice soap worked. Nope; Chuck Testa!"

[–]System6 -1 points0 points ago

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You forgot the ice soap there....

[–]LessLikeYou 7 points8 points ago

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When the meme dies Testa will just stuff it and it will become more powerful than you can imagine.

[–]MercenaryBlue 0 points1 point ago

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Its the meme equivalent of the dead ringer... when it will die...

It will be reborn under new ashes.

[–]mileylols 1 point2 points ago

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I thought the second stage was indicative of growth and prosperity?

[–]cyberslick188 12 points13 points ago

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Man I miss Jim Henson

[–]EarsOfRage 17 points18 points ago

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Someone needs to make one: "Thought Bush was President?" "Nope, Dick Cheney"

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[–]adamot -1 points0 points ago

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Apparently not better yet :(

[–]CyclopsDisapproves 66 points67 points ago

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[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 29 points30 points ago

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I give this novelty account a week. Tops.

[–]Atario 2 points3 points ago

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Especially since there's no reason for a cyclops not to have a mouth.

[–]GigaPuddi -3 points-2 points ago

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You can trust him...

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist 17 points18 points ago

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[–]GigaPuddi -1 points0 points ago

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Forgive me, I forgot to stay in r/trees. It will not happen again

[–]Mr_Maps15 5 points6 points ago

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Why don't you have a mouth?

[–]CyclopsDisapproves 8 points9 points ago

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[–]Wolf_Everstone 5 points6 points ago

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I like this novelty.

Well done, my friend.

[–]Wargall -1 points0 points ago

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...Good.

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[–]Wargall 0 points1 point ago

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You're not allowed to approve! Quit it!

[–]PaulSach 8 points9 points ago

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I started to laugh, but then I cried because of how sad this picture is. Anything with Kermit and Jim Henson always gets me.

[–]quitefunny[S] 27 points28 points ago

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I was tempted to integrate a Chuck Testa holding Jim Henson in the pic. Then I realized that both ruined the joke and was in very bad taste.

[–]PaulSach 0 points1 point ago

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I most likely would have lold

[–]System6 -1 points0 points ago

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Good judgement. Upboats for you all the hour fine sir.

[–]DoctorRieux 9 points10 points ago

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Here's a true story for you all. When I was a kid, I was obsessed with the Muppets. Watched the show and all the movies. Even had a Kermit doll that I took everywhere with me. In second grade I had this assignment to write about what I wanted to be when I grew up. While other kids wrote about becoming astronauts and football players and zookeepers, I wrote about becoming a Muppet. My teacher thought mine was amusing and told me to show it to my mother when I got home, which I did. She looked me dead in the eye and told me "You can't be a Muppet. They aren't real." The thing is, I really did think they were real and alive (dumb kid, I know). I think I lost my childhood innocence that day. This picture reminded me of that.

[–]up_in_the_what_now 2 points3 points ago

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That is horrible. And you can be a Muppet, the most admiration I have felt (for a person in the entertainment field that I knew personaly)was when I was babysitting for someone who had a article from TV Guide about the Muppet based on their TV character framed up in their bathroom. *added a comma

[–]SeverePsychosis 0 points1 point ago

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You could be one of those guys that operates a full body muppet! Aka big bird!

[–]jayj76 6 points7 points ago

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Since the death of Jim Henson, the direction of the Muppets is gone. Certainly not one of the Muppet movies made after his death had the same quality of characters. Kermit was a reluctant leader, forced (in a sense) to lead because others became swept up in his passion for his dream. All the while, filled with doubt and fear regarding responsibilities to their faith in him.

This was the Kermit from The Muppet Movie and was certainly an allegory for Henson and his dreams. This Kermit is gone.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Fucking not funny.

[–]quitefunny[S] 7 points8 points ago*

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Oh god. The likers are liking and the haters are hating. Who will emerge victorious?

Edit: Yes!

[–]BusyBenya -5 points-4 points ago

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Brilliant!!!

[–]cheeznipkracker 4 points5 points ago

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this is actually a nice way to end the meme. i like it.

[–]SwineHerald 2 points3 points ago

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Unfortunately no number of memes could bring Jim back..

[–]Mister_Snrub 0 points1 point ago

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[–]quitefunny[S] 2 points3 points ago

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If anything, it would probably kill him further.

[–]ogudaktig 2 points3 points ago

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You know what. I'll allow this.

[–]goatseadmin 0 points1 point ago

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[–]up_in_the_what_now -1 points0 points ago

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Again laughing then crying...

[–]CoolHandMike 0 points1 point ago

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Would have been so much funnier if Chuck Testa. To hell with the majority of the redditerati; I have really enjoyed this meme.

[–]vadergeek 0 points1 point ago

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I could make a really tasteless joke about Jim Henson's death, but the guy deserves better than that.

[–]thastoner 0 points1 point ago

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my childhood has just been stomped on

[–]dsoltesz 0 points1 point ago

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I hate you.

[–]staticrift -2 points-1 points ago

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You have it all wrong! Kermit is an alian parisite using Jim Henson as a puppet.

[–]bbrosen 1 point2 points ago

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R.I.P Jim hensen, mississippi boy....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSFLZ-MzIhM

[–]NotABiscuit 2 points3 points ago

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Jim Henson came back to life?

[–]quitefunny[S] -3 points-2 points ago

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Nope.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Chuck Testa

[–]fukitimout 0 points1 point ago

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fuck you

[–]just4nsfw 0 points1 point ago

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I'm with this guy.

[–]DamselUnderStress 0 points1 point ago

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Did anyone else think that the wires supporting Kermit's hands were cords leading to his microphone? I was convinced he had a mic in hand so he could interview the guest stars.

[–]ChicagoRunner 0 points1 point ago

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No. I didn't. Because I'm not a fucking moron.

[–]NeddieSeagoon 0 points1 point ago

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[–]FreezerDust 0 points1 point ago

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Thats fucking awesome

[–]ThankYouDriveThrough -1 points0 points ago

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Cue someone reposting this picture with Chuck Testa behind Jim Henson.

[–]RuhrohRaggy 4 points5 points ago

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"Hey look kids Jim Henson is alive!

"Yaayy!"

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

[–]00juggalo -1 points0 points ago

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thats because his awesomeness is so awesome

[–]Dndrhead3 -1 points0 points ago

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This was, honestly, the only one I liked of this meme. Upvote for you.

[–]eggsryummy -1 points0 points ago

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Number of times that Reddit indirectly shattered the innocence of my childhood - 7

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I love how people keep bitching about this meme, I saw it from the creation and though ti was brilliant. It was from a hilarious video and has many uses that are also hilarious. Not a single person I saw bitched about the "I quit!" meme bullshit that was much, much more common than Chuck Testa.

[–]Aihwa -1 points0 points ago

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Alright, now THAT was clever.

[–]tulagi -1 points0 points ago

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It's not easy being fisted...

[–]Skoolz -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]MacGyver635 -2 points-1 points ago

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Came here to see if someone had beat me to it. Have an upvote to neutralize the downvotes.

[–]quitefunny[S] -3 points-2 points ago

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That is simultaneously the best and worst thing ever.

[–]DrumCorpsAlum 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking hipster.

[–]ThankYouDriveThrough -4 points-3 points ago

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What did Kermit the frog say when Jim Henson died?..... Nothing.

[–]Captain_Obvi0us -2 points-1 points ago

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Please make this meme stoppppppp...ಠ_ಠ

Knights of /New why have you forsaken us????

[–]kegman83 -1 points0 points ago

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"Can someone close the window? I think I'm catching a cold." -Jim Hensen

[–]IMAROBOTLOL -1 points0 points ago

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What's he got on his head?

[–]justanordinarygirl -1 points0 points ago

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No, I thought he was a lie.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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WHERE ARE HIS LEGS? WHAT IS THAT HIPPIE DOING TO HIM?

[–]LeonProfessional -1 points0 points ago

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This made me sad but happy in a nostalgic way.

[–]MasterKenobiWan -1 points0 points ago

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Jim Henson was amazing. For the first Muppets movie, he actually sat underwater to control Kermit in the swamp scene. Amazing to what lengths you will go for such a passion.

[–]blitzkriegbob -1 points0 points ago

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i cannot upvote this enough. jim henson was the man.

[–]Poogy -1 points0 points ago

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And now we wait for the Chuck Testa popping out from behind Henson meme...

[–]chka -1 points0 points ago

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NSFW

[–]goofoffering -1 points0 points ago

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He controls hands with chopsticks!

[–]NewlyConvertedFan -1 points0 points ago

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Does anyone know where I could buy a kermit the frog puppet that looks like that one? I do a half-decent kermit impression and want to hand out candy with it for Halloween.

[–]The-Deliverator -1 points0 points ago

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Sir I believe you just broke the chuck testa curse upon reddit. with this post you silence repetitive meme-spouting and replace it with nostalgia. Good on you

[–]Spadle27 -1 points0 points ago

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You probaly thought Jim Henson was alive Nope Chuck Testa

[–]DarkWatcher -3 points-2 points ago

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Cut the fucking meme, already.

Referencing it on a well-known Internet hub gets you nothing, save for irredeemable points.

[–]HurricaneIreneSucks -5 points-4 points ago

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NEEEUUUOOOPPPPE, just Chuck Testa.

[–]The_Dane -2 points-1 points ago

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oh but he IS alive

[–]quitefunny[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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If this is any indication.

[–]windsinger -2 points-1 points ago

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He should eat MORE.

[–]sneak1234 -2 points-1 points ago

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You probably thought it was actually a frog.

[–]schoolairplane -2 points-1 points ago

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make sure you read Street Gang by Michael Davis

[–]up_in_the_what_now -2 points-1 points ago

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You just made me smile/almost lol and get teary at the same time.

[–]Ish24 -2 points-1 points ago

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This picture makes me sad. Kermit should be more than just a hand wearing a fancy glove...

[–]Farkingbrain -2 points-1 points ago

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This thread needs some of this.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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Best one yet :)

[–]SubtleMockery -2 points-1 points ago

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Now we got wrong sounding muppets.

[–]B1g_Papa_E -2 points-1 points ago

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YOU'RE RUINING THE ILLUSION!!!

[–]davet91 -2 points-1 points ago

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Are you sure thats not Chuck Testa?

[–]lordatomosk -2 points-1 points ago

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And then Chuck Testa pops out from under Jim Henson. "You probably thought this puppeteer was alive. Nope, just Chuck Testa."

[–]downzydog -2 points-1 points ago

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and so the spoofing begins..

[–]jimmick -3 points-2 points ago

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I'd love shit like this if Reddit had a better facility to 'reply' to posts once they're a few days old. As it is you're alienating new redditors, and creating the impression that there's an 'in' crowd to join.

[–]Charlie_1er -3 points-2 points ago

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I'm 7 years old, what is a meme?

[–]munky9001 -5 points-4 points ago

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Chuck Teste customer.

[–]LinksToChuckTesta -3 points-2 points ago

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I can't believe you would repost this

[–]mysteryteam -1 points0 points ago

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What's more disturbing than that commercial is that he has a SS Totenkopf in his hat.