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MY EYE! (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by mistermajik2000

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[–]Wordwench 42 points43 points ago

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I'd tap that.

[–]mileylols 7 points8 points ago

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I heard it gives good bloweys.

[–]gojirra 2 points3 points ago

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Get out of here with your bromantic comedies!

[–]Wordwench 9 points10 points ago

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This is reddit. You can say blow jobs.

[–]dwaxe 8 points9 points ago

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This is the Internet. You can say blow jobs.

[–]solarnexus -2 points-1 points ago

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This is blow job. You can say internets.

uhm...

[–]me_gustavo 5 points6 points ago

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Internets. Much obliged for the blow job.

[–]Wordwench 8 points9 points ago

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Now there's a cunning linguist.

[–]Hyperian 0 points1 point ago

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internet blowjobs. this is you can say.

[–]InMySecretLife 1 point2 points ago

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Prolly just an autocorrect.

[–]Cdf12345 0 points1 point ago

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Slappa da button

[–]animooter 69 points70 points ago

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

[–]Deep-Thought 42 points43 points ago

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reflections don't work that way!

[–]Takuya-san 12 points13 points ago*

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Unless the whole room happens to be pivoting behind the camera at the same time.

Edit: or alternatively, just the drier and the wall behind it are pivoting while the nozzle and room behind the camera remain still. Relative motion, motherfuckers.

[–]Wazowski 5 points6 points ago

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Reflections still don't work that way.

[–]Takuya-san 2 points3 points ago

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Explain.

[–]Wazowski 6 points7 points ago

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The machine itself is being reflected around the edges of the cylinder. The geometry in the reflection would change as the wall gimbal rotates. The direction of the lighting on the wall would also be rotating in your scenario.

[–]Takuya-san 5 points6 points ago

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Ahh, good point. I was hoping nobody would nitpick there, but you got me ;).

[–]greasypirate 0 points1 point ago

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no nitpicking on reddit? you must be new here

[–]gotballz 18 points19 points ago

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I was going to img link that one scene in Hostel. but ... nahhh

[–]Girby 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly what I was thinking.

[–]SeriouslyLaughing 9 points10 points ago

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Obligatory pareidolia reference.

[–]Mumberthrax 10 points11 points ago

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Obligatory link to r/Pareidolia.

[–]giveuptheghost 5 points6 points ago

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What is Pareidolia? I'm scared to google.

[–]Mumberthrax 3 points4 points ago

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From wikipedia linked by SeriouslyLaughing above:

Pareidolia (/pærɨˈdoʊliə/ parr-i-doh-lee-ə) is a psychological phenomenon involving a vague and random stimulus (often an image or sound) being perceived as significant. Common examples include seeing images of animals or faces in clouds, the man in the moon or the Moon rabbit, and hearing hidden messages on records played in reverse.

On r/Pareidolia it's mostly objects that look like faces.

[–]ZeeHanzenShwanz 8 points9 points ago

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this one had me in hysterics

[–]eeeaarrgh 5 points6 points ago

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I'm ridiculously prone to this. I see faces in pretty much everything all the time. It gets tiresome sometimes. And upvote for the vocabulary builder.

[–]eh777 1 point2 points ago

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It's not just you, everybody is, we try to make order of the things we see.

[–]Axthursby 6 points7 points ago

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CAW!

[–]fairwayks 1 point2 points ago

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Angry bird.

[–]switch495 4 points5 points ago

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p-p-p-p-prolapse!

[–]ablebodiedmango 0 points1 point ago

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R-r-r-r-r-rectum breaker

[–]DefinitelyNotMe27 1 point2 points ago

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Soon someone is gonna come push in his last good eye without even thinking about it.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Read it in Michael Kelso's voice.

[–]FaerieFreak 1 point2 points ago

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I came in here just to see if anyone would make that reference XD

[–]HopelessR 6 points7 points ago

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Dude, are you wearing a bed sheet?

[–]mistermajik2000[S] 3 points4 points ago

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It's just a plain shirt. the distortion of the image is like a funhouse mirror. It truly does fit me better than the picture makes it look.

[–]neuter 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, to me it looks like you somehow snook a fish-eye on a cam into an Emergency Room after bailing on a gnar-gnar and you are also wearing nothing but a paper gown.

[–]waterfaucet 2 points3 points ago

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I'm almost embarrassed by how much this made me laugh.

[–]sibbiddee 2 points3 points ago

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Awesome! I'll never look at these the same!

[–]bubba_shubba 2 points3 points ago

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thanks for staying clothed while you took the picture

[–]mistermajik2000[S] 2 points3 points ago

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No problem, although perhaps out of character for me in a public restroom...

[–]mfqueso 2 points3 points ago

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THESE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!

[–]im_cute_dammit 3 points4 points ago

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great. now im reminded of this

[–]PizzaSammy 1 point2 points ago

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And that partially reminded me of this.

[–]travis- 1 point2 points ago

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way to ruin my night. holy shit.

[–]ablebodiedmango 0 points1 point ago

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I remember watching that on TV once. It completely censored out the bomb scene. I didn't even know it was there until I saw this... feeling very unsettled right now.

[–]im_cute_dammit 0 points1 point ago

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it is apperently a very realistic recreation of what it was like to be close to the blast radius. reports of peoples eyes hanging out their sockets, and skin melting off.

[–]boomtekd 1 point2 points ago

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Ha! That's great, took a while to see it at first, but now you can really see the agony in the look of it's face

[–]bigdumbbaldwin 1 point2 points ago

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It took me a second... but that is aswesome.

[–]spinfreak 1 point2 points ago

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Happens when you do a lot of blow.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"Ya wanna hear about a REAL hero, billy?"

Reference: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/509092

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The eyebrows make it!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Nice shirt, plain looks are always the best.

[–]lillilolkittygomeow 1 point2 points ago

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I can honestly say i will never look at one of these things the same ever. Thank you.

[–]Vijaywada 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like you have Blad head.. AM I right ?

EDIT: BLAD : BALD

[–]t__mhjr 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like if the hyper awareness it takes to notice something like this is far better used in an attempt to better society. Still, I lol'd.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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What has been seen...

[–]Aenima1 1 point2 points ago

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Im not supposed to get pudding in it!

[–]Bograff 1 point2 points ago

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I feel bad for him. Not only is his right eye hanging out but everyone spends all day punching him in the good one.

[–]GigaByteCoin 1 point2 points ago

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It's been a while since I have seen one of those electricity wasters.

[–]moshi08 1 point2 points ago

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This is stupid. But funny.

[–]ohyeahbtw 1 point2 points ago

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My leg! MY EYE! DEUUEAUGH

[–]andrewgus 1 point2 points ago

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When I look at this I can't help but think of trunk butt.

"Loose like sleeve of wizard."

[–]peanuttoast 1 point2 points ago

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Disappointed that the reflection of the photographer (OP?) wasn't NSFW...

[–]iwearmyseatbelt 2 points3 points ago

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Put eyes on ALL THE THINGS!

[–]Litdown 1 point2 points ago

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I'm so sick of these cartoons being posted with out a link to the original artists website. Have some respect people. Someone put their hard work and soul into this beautiful and obviously meaningful masterpiece and then you just click away and repost? For shame citizens. For shame.

[–]mistermajik2000[S] 0 points1 point ago

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sarcasm assumed, and appreciated

[–]Mulabox 0 points1 point ago

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Oh fuck, it's Steve.

[–]internetsuperstar 0 points1 point ago

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Manuel the janitor curses the day white people started using his bathroom.

[–]apophenic 0 points1 point ago

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cute

[–]LaTreJohnson 0 points1 point ago

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Lol genius!!!!!

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[–]mistermajik2000[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Don't worry, I was alone.

[–]partyxday 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of something that would come out of Happy Tree Friends...

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[–]mistermajik2000[S] 0 points1 point ago

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It's just a plain shirt. the distortion of the image is like a funhouse mirror. It truly does fit me better than the picture makes it look.

notice how the sink looks. the sink was not actually sloped and droopy.

[–]TheUSAsian 0 points1 point ago

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Push button, get bacon

[–]BagelTrollop 0 points1 point ago

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Cannot unsee.

[–]Slender_Loris 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of my penis.

[–]buhumoth 0 points1 point ago

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Dr. Venture always has the worst luck.

[–]tolga7t 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.reddit.com/r/pareidolia =========>

[–]Mobeus 0 points1 point ago

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A good candidate for Faces In Places.

[–]weiner-shnitzel 0 points1 point ago

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Similar. http://i.imgur.com/B4Fjr.jpg

[–]raphzthename 0 points1 point ago

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MY EYE!

[–]ledansk 0 points1 point ago

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Enhance!

[–]asianwaste 0 points1 point ago

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He's stupid. Everyone keeps poking the other one.

[–]RandomGirl93 0 points1 point ago

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Are you in a mental institution? What are you wearing??

[–]WHOGONDOJAJAJA 0 points1 point ago

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Its funny because its true.

[–]sleepingmonkey 0 points1 point ago

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Berkeley, IL!!

[–]judgej2 0 points1 point ago

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Haaahaaaa

[–]maggotman 0 points1 point ago

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I see you...

[–]TucoSalamanca 1 point2 points ago

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Quick! Enhance that image! http://imageshack.us/f/213/4016.jpg/

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[–]TucoSalamanca 0 points1 point ago

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Theres a reflection...never mind.

[–]GrotesqueUnrest 0 points1 point ago

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Black guy's taking the picture.

[–]mistermajik2000[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Just because it is a Burger King bathroom doesn't mean I'm black.

[–]GrotesqueUnrest 1 point2 points ago

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The reflection in the blower-thingy makes you look black, son.

[–]mistermajik2000[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Perhaps it is a magic blower which reveals the color of my heart.

[–]Pointythings88 -1 points0 points ago

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NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[–]EGGBURNv2 -1 points0 points ago

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pfft I lol'd IRL

[–]The-Dudemeister -1 points0 points ago

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HEY EVERYONE, OP IS BLACK!!

[–]jamespetersen -1 points0 points ago

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OH FUCK, I was at a state park today and I saw this EXACT SAME type of hand dryer, only it was rusty all to fuck. I thought about taking a picture but was like "Nah, I couldn't karma whore that any good". FUCKING SHIT.

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