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[–]OnlySpeaksSarcasm 148 points149 points ago

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I used to be into beasteality and necrophilia, but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

[–]dietotaku 41 points42 points ago

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shouldn't that read "i was just beating off to a dead horse"?

[–]S7evyn 9 points10 points ago

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Yeah, OP's should be (BD)SM (depending on why he's beating the horse), bestiality and necrophilia.

[–]artfuldodger89 -2 points-1 points ago

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FTFY "I used to be into sadism, bestiality and necrophilia"

[–]RedundantUserError[S] 28 points29 points ago

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You just needed something more 'stable.'

[–]lustigjh 3 points4 points ago

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Hay! That was very insensitive

[–]darkgatherer 5 points6 points ago

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That was going to be my mane argument.

[–]railmaniac 19 points20 points ago

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Blah blah Sarah Jessica Parker blah blah.

[–]slip5789 3 points4 points ago

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Now let's not stirrup an argument here.

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[–]gutnrebuild 3 points4 points ago

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Neigh.

[–]unbalanced_kitten -3 points-2 points ago

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Don't be so roooooooode.

[–]wisenheimer -2 points-1 points ago

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Yes, let's stop arguing by having a show of hands. It looks like the neighs have it.

[–]rajbrochill 5 points6 points ago

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necrobestiality?

[–]Baldrick666 2 points3 points ago

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Make that a beastaphiliac, necrophiliac, sado-masochist. Flogging a dead horse.

[–]Doctor0Doctors 2 points3 points ago

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You know what they say, the more you beat a horse, the more you STRIKE MR. ANDO STRIKE!

[–]caboosemoose 0 points1 point ago

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Gloriana.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like this joke is meant to have the term "S&M" in there somewhere.

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[–]IrrigatedPancake -1 points0 points ago

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Negative. Downvoted.

[–]Indestructavincible 12 points13 points ago

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Excuse me good chap while I tend to the repeated flailing of this recently passed equine.

[–]MrMagicpants 10 points11 points ago

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This beating a dead horse thing is kind of beating a dead horse.

Sorry to go meta.

[–]Frankfusion 4 points5 points ago

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Yo dawg, you think he's beating a dead horse......

[–]MrMagicpants 5 points6 points ago

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We put a dead horse in your dead horse

[–]joseph10000 8 points9 points ago

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Sounds like Epic Meal Time

[–]saadakhtar 4 points5 points ago

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DEADHORSECEPTION!

[–]Frankfusion 0 points1 point ago

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Well mind=blown.

[–]CarlosValdosta 10 points11 points ago

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What you did there. I see it.

[–]contextsdontmatter 0 points1 point ago

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Yup. I love to beat my meat too.

[–]mikemcg 70 points71 points ago

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It's ironic because complaining about Reddit beating the dead horse is beating a dead horse itself.

[–]jimmick 23 points24 points ago

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I hate to break it to you, but these comments (complaining about the complaints) are just as reliable as the overused jokes themselves.

Criticism is futile!

[–]mikemcg 10 points11 points ago

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And so is yours. It's unending and it's awful. Let's all shut up and never talk again.

[–]jimmick 3 points4 points ago

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Ah, but if we compliment and share cool stuff with one another, maybe that will perpetuate and we'll be better people for it!

My good chum

[–]mikemcg 6 points7 points ago

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You look handsome today.

[–]DastardDan 5 points6 points ago

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It's because I parted my hair the other way

[–]Like_A_Runaway 12 points13 points ago

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I read this as "circumcision is futile"

ಠ_ಠ

[–]darkgatherer 7 points8 points ago

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Ohh boy, don't start that argument again. This isn't reddit's daily circumcision debate thread.

[–]orbat -1 points0 points ago

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But we haven't had one for weeks. I never get tired of reading the same old "uncut cocks are gross" and "circumcision is inhumane" comments.

[–]loveisfornerds 25 points26 points ago

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EVERYTHING is meta! :D :D :D

[–]crunchyvowels 5 points6 points ago

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EVERYTHING HAS TO DO WITH EVERYTHING.

[–]kog 1 point2 points ago

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Meta all the way down.

[–]astanix 660 points661 points ago

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Dead horse? Nope, Chuck Testa.

[–]rockerode 399 points400 points ago

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I hate you.

[–]SilversunPickups 69 points70 points ago

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It's okay, I still love you.

[–]Indoorsman 9 points10 points ago

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I love you while you're asleep and unaware.

[–]Electrobix 0 points1 point ago

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No Homo.

[–]isetmyfriendsonfire 47 points48 points ago

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love you 5ever?

[–]rockerode 66 points67 points ago*

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gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da road. (Dis is so sad btw mak u cry.)

she sed "bbz wil u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO..""

da gurl cryed n ran accross da rode b4 da breen man came on the sine.

she got hit bi a CAR.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whsipered 2 her corpse

"i ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever......" (dat mean he luv her moar dan 4evr....)

thums up if this made u cry.

Source

[–]marievska 34 points35 points ago

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Sad Story of BF && GF rly sad ):

one day … bf & gf at school kissing

bf notice gf hands have cut on it

gf says its from falling but she hands bf a note

bf knew something was wrogn she say “only open whn I tell u”

he say “ok” but read it aneyway

note say “I got papercut ): ily u lol!”

bf text her and say “I read ur note):”

bf get a text back dat says “this is gf dad lol she died from u reading note ):”

bf crey and sad he getin car axicent and dye ):

but!!!!!!!!!!!! gf dad was JOKING!!!!! gf still alive!!

gf see bf dead on floor and crey )’; something wrote on bf hand!!!!

bf hand say “lol I always ily u 5evr”

gf dad make her eat a stick ):

but theres a note on that stikc!!! say “im bf but ily still (: lol”

[–]aconcernedconsumer 32 points33 points ago

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"Prose before hos" -William Shakespeare

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[–]marievska 6 points7 points ago

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Uh, mine was actually a parody by the infamous ssarahrooneyy (the "LADY GAGA IS EVIL" crazy girl)...

[–]sarmatron 4 points5 points ago

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I'm pretty sure they're all parodies.

[–]Blacksheep01 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah that one got me also lol.

[–]dafragsta 6 points7 points ago

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WTF is going on here?`

[–]rockerode 2 points3 points ago

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Were telling stories.

[–]downcat 5 points6 points ago

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I have only one question... Who is this breen man who normally comes on the sine?

[–]Blacksheep01 1 point2 points ago

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Breen man is the cousin of slender man. Unlike slender man, who appears just before children disappear, Breen man appears when a couple gets into a silly argument, like over what type of salsa to acquire or if the mauve footstool matches the living room decor. Breen man is even more terrifying though, bright green, permanently frozen in a dramatized walking position and about 6 inches tall. What he does is lure you into the middle of the street falsely leading you to believe it's safe. Then, when you get there he sends a bus or taxi to run you over.

So when you get in a fight with your SO, always say "I love you FIVE-ever" right after, because you never know when the Breen man is coming.

[–]downcat 3 points4 points ago

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But why does he come on the sine??? Is he turned on by waves?

[–]Blacksheep01 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, activated by waves of hatred, emanating from aforementioned arguments. Sheesh, do I have to explain everything about the Breen man? This should all be common knowledge.

[–]Mutekid 4 points5 points ago

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Reading this makes me want to gouge my eyes out. RIP the English language.

[–]mblais1 5 points6 points ago

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That was English? I better go have another look...

[–]arbuthnot-lane 1 point2 points ago

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Gods. Sometimes I hate the internet.

[–]Moidah 0 points1 point ago

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Awful.

[–]sethborders 1 point2 points ago

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i don't think we can be friends, though

i fear it may be bad for my health

[–]okie5ever 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you?

[–]MtnyCptn -1 points0 points ago

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This feels like it happens 5ever ago!

[–]rockerode 26 points27 points ago

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And I love the SSPU.

[–]SilversunPickups 25 points26 points ago

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Upvotes for all of the things you do.

[–]RedundantUserError[S] 16 points17 points ago

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Upvotes for everyone all the time every day! My fellow redditors, this is our dead horse, and by golly we've earned the right to beat it into the ground! As it is said, "an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure."

[–]beating_dead_horse 2 points3 points ago

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indeed.

[–]workroom 1 point2 points ago

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"A horse that shits fast don't shit long."

[–]saadakhtar 0 points1 point ago

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Unless it was running...

[–]maxreverb -1 points0 points ago

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Your sense of humor behooves you.

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I love U2.

[–]kjmchone 4 points5 points ago

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Shame on you.

[–]iwouldntifiwereyou 19 points20 points ago

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case in point

[–]no_free_lunch 3 points4 points ago

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Dear Internet: You're dead to me.

[–]werewere 9 points10 points ago

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Internet? Nope! Chuck Testa.

[–]Hrodrik 4 points5 points ago

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[–]NinjaDog251 1 point2 points ago

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So... it's really alive?

[–]shodanx 1 point2 points ago

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I'm glad I still don't understand this meme

[–]savageboredom 3 points4 points ago

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Was about to Control+F "Chuck Testa," but didn't have to bother because you're right up top.

How naive of me.

[–]bland_username 0 points1 point ago

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clicked and scanned the replies, searching for this comment.

[–]aelendel 0 points1 point ago

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Word for word what I thought of.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 1 point2 points ago

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Dead horse? Wash it under a sink using ice soap and make it into 2am chili.

[–]sqrt-1loveyou 0 points1 point ago

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Damn you, upvote

[–]Jack_Squire 0 points1 point ago

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Shut the fuck up.

[–]shortbutmanly -1 points0 points ago

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I have seen this so many times. What does it mean?

[–]sprint_ska 5 points6 points ago

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I guess somebody linked some youtube videos about this taxidermist in mumble mumble who made a commercial that showed a stuffed animal that kinda looked alive. The guy apparently said something along the lines of "looks like it's alive. Nope! Chuck Testa." Chuck being the guy who does this taxidermy.

Everything I learned, I learned from Know Your Meme. Mostly cause I don't spend 24/7 on Reddit was too lazy to search it here amid the 100k or so rehashes.

[–]shortbutmanly 5 points6 points ago

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Thanks, I have been seeing it everywhere

[–]leetdood 2 points3 points ago

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More like the guy said it like a dozen times in deadpan. "Crazy mountain lion? Nope! Just Chuck Testa."

[–]RedundantUserError[S] 5 points6 points ago

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It's a word classified as a pronoun used to refer to a thing previously mentioned or easily identified, but they are similar. This is a pronoun also.

[–]shortbutmanly 0 points1 point ago

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You clever bastard.

[–]dietotaku 3 points4 points ago

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[–]chrisd93 1 point2 points ago

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it came from this video

[–]ElGoorf 0 points1 point ago

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i'm guessing its a reference to "beating the dead horse", ie going on about something long after the topic of discussion is over (ie overused memes), or maybe even reposting.

[–]RedRing86 -2 points-1 points ago

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It is the one rare time when I don't downvote a Chuck Testa post, rather.. I upvote it.

This is that time.

[–]mainsoda 20 points21 points ago

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I am laughing loudly at this and my cat is looking at me strangely.

[–]theghostofme 28 points29 points ago

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To be fair, cats always look at humans in a strange way.

Judgmental little pricks.

[–]IAmSteven 10 points11 points ago

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the look of eternal contempt:

(='.'=)

"When's this human gonna try to pet me so I can act uninterested?"

[–]Spazit 7 points8 points ago

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(=ಠ.ಠ=)

[–]kingscorner 2 points3 points ago

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Oh Jokes, I get Jokes!

[–]shoegazer666 4 points5 points ago

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F712U version: Comics about not getting karma, redditing instead of sleeping, redditing instead of studying, sticking out one foot when sleeping and cursing while remembering something stupid you did a while ago.

[–]lhavelund 3 points4 points ago

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Goes incredibly well with ye olde favourite.

[–]RedundantUserError[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Agreed. It makes this joke funny again no less than three times.

[–]DalekIsConfused 3 points4 points ago

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Explain! EXPLAIN!

[–]RedundantUserError[S] 0 points1 point ago

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It means to account for an action or event by giving a reason as excuse or justification. Happy to help.

[–]agaggleofflocks 7 points8 points ago

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Pretty much sums up the experience for me, but, here I am. I am not the brightest bulb.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Ditto.

[–]TeamOnBack 2 points3 points ago

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Chocolate milkshake out the nose, Yay!

[–]HalfdanAsbjorn 2 points3 points ago

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My fiancée double facepalmed when she saw what I was laughing my arse off at. XD

[–]Bananarama20 2 points3 points ago

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That looks a good deal like a camel. Just sayin'.

[–]Khorvo 38 points39 points ago

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Jesus christ you murder Sarah Jessica Parker as a warm-up for reddit? Please teach me your ways.

[–]FOcast 72 points73 points ago

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Ha! Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse.

[–]peewinkle 10 points11 points ago

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neigh

[–]radicalheadphone 2 points3 points ago

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It's so original too, I tell my friends this all the time and they laugh. Laugh like horses, in fact!

[–]RedundantUserError[S] 9 points10 points ago

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No she lived, but she had to go to the horsepital. They put her in intensive mare.

[–]Dr_Herp_Derp 11 points12 points ago

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Her condition is stable.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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That's a camel.

[–]UkranianLimbs 4 points5 points ago

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-Sagan

[–]QuasarZ71 1 point2 points ago

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This is the most functional GIF ever.

[–]JedisMaster 1 point2 points ago

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"One day, when I was in my room flogging the deceased equine..."

[–]MarkimsNut 1 point2 points ago

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Implying that reddit is any better than 4chan is a false statement. They are essentially the same website with different layouts

[–]Slender_Loris 1 point2 points ago

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This reminds me of the time when I... Well...

[–]spf912 1 point2 points ago

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.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This meme about overusing memes is becoming an overused meme.

[–]notquiteacriminal 2 points3 points ago

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My roommate (sitting beside me) just told me that is his great great great great uncle.

[–]TheTallestManOnEarth -4 points-3 points ago

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as opposed to sitting across the room?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The funniest thing on here all night. Thanks.

[–]President_Romney 1 point2 points ago

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HA HA. Good show old chap!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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looks like raskalnikov's dream about childhood from dostojevsky's crime and punishment

[–]Epiprocta 0 points1 point ago

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How would one think of that? Hmm..

[–]fattyjax 0 points1 point ago

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Not to blow a dead horse.

[–]azaPhunktionality 0 points1 point ago

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Raskolnikoff's dream

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Beat that dead horse until it's dead.

[–]NigelMyCat 0 points1 point ago

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What?

[–]megagoten 0 points1 point ago

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not sure to upvote or downvote all the lame old jokes

[–]feyrath 0 points1 point ago

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Repost

[–]sifumokung 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Mr_Smartypants 0 points1 point ago

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woah, fark flashback!

[–]roddieboy 0 points1 point ago

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Lazy horse ...

[–]thelittlewhale 0 points1 point ago

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You know it's bad when even a post mocking reposts is a repost.

[–]JWay 0 points1 point ago

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Why I believe that's a camel

[–]Hamlet7768 0 points1 point ago

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This genuinely made me crack up. Good one.

[–]othersomethings 0 points1 point ago

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Aaaaand...I laughed. The end.

[–]ZarehB 0 points1 point ago

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You thought that horse was alive??? It was until it died

[–]projektx 0 points1 point ago

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golf clap

[–]projektx 1 point2 points ago

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jazz hands

[–]ant_madness 0 points1 point ago

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how will this prepare you for sucking notch's dick and white-knighting rape victims?

[–]nickmif 0 points1 point ago

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Oh man I have never agreed with a cartoon whacking an equestrian more in me whole lifespan.

[–]wiredconcepts 0 points1 point ago

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Actually made me giggle

[–]Provenzer0 0 points1 point ago

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Dead horse, nope Chu....awe, fuck it..

[–]Apparatus 0 points1 point ago

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Not much better in reverse.

[–]tickle_me_grover 0 points1 point ago

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Rule #18 - Always limber up.

[–]TaurusBull 0 points1 point ago

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Made me spit water everywhere. Describes this place too well at times.

[–]cracksmokachris 0 points1 point ago

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i saw this post sober and it made no sense, it makes perfect sense now that im really drunk.

[–]NeverStopPosting 0 points1 point ago

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LEAVE SARAH ALONE!

[–]ChillAuto 0 points1 point ago

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I am reminded of the hours I wasted on FF0000.com

[–]Braingothink 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MrCaraway 0 points1 point ago

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I wasn't familiar with "to beat a dead horse" expression.
For a second I read that differently:
In Polish "to beat a horse" is slang for masturbation.

[–]Avatar_5 0 points1 point ago

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Which, let's face it, is a distinct possibility here as well...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]wadleyst 0 points1 point ago

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How long does this go for? I got things to do. No, really!

[–]thebeardsman 0 points1 point ago

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Is that a horse?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Is today the "Reddit hates on Reddit"-Day?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Lol is that a dead horse? Oh. It's just Chuck Testa.

So yeah I guess it is a dead horse.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So is this part of why when I kill a fish, I feel nothing, but when I have to kill a mouse I feel bad?

[–]8002reverse 0 points1 point ago

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I'm into necrophilia, beastiality and sadism. Am I flogging a dead horse?

[–]Lurking_Grue 0 points1 point ago

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[–]MadHatter69 0 points1 point ago

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I watched this far too long than acceptable... by listening to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awuTkVytgYs

[–]aco620 1 point2 points ago

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It took me a second to process this, but when it did I couldn't stop laughing...seriously...I can't breathe...send help...

[–]kelephant 0 points1 point ago

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And I thought the smelled bad on the outside.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is the first front page post I've upvoted in ages.

[–]shatteredmindofbob 0 points1 point ago

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It's funny cause it's true

[–]myntee 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny cause it's bigger than a normal hat.

[–]ThufirrHawat 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks. I just spit beer all over my G-15.

[–]oDFx 0 points1 point ago

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Beating a dead llama, interesting....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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  • Better do some Chuck Testas

[–]ForcedSim 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE. Chuck Testa.

[–]opinionator_3000 0 points1 point ago

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Thought that horse was dead? It was. Chuck Testa.

[–]Colby_likeaboss 0 points1 point ago

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Go to 1:13

[–]theseus82 0 points1 point ago

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props. this was hilarious.

[–]whysoomayo -2 points-1 points ago

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upvote for you my good sir

[–]Five_deadly_venoms -2 points-1 points ago

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Clever girl...

[–]jambox888 -3 points-2 points ago

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Samuel Adams? heaves

I'm drinking this

[–]funnylulz -1 points0 points ago

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HAAAA!

[–]aztek9 -1 points0 points ago

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Dead Horse.....Nope Chuck Tes......ahh forget it.

[–]thewalkingman -1 points0 points ago

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Is your perspective short term or long term? Personally, I have been with reddit under a couple different names since some key was released on digg and they removed all posts about it. So much shit is recycled on here, but hey, it's new to others so if they get enjoyment or insight from it, that's great. If your perspective is of the short term, "OH SHIT! I KNOW about that too!!!" We all feel special now. giggle giggle schoolgirl giggle. I guess the people with short attention spans absorb that shit faster and move on. Some people take a bit longer to absorb.

[–]drob36 -3 points-2 points ago

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I have nothing witty to add. Just that this is fucking BRILLIANT.

[–]DownvotesEnsue -2 points-1 points ago

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No No use more wrist.

[–]internetsuperstar -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]year1918 -3 points-2 points ago

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