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[–]senses3 70 points71 points ago

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so am I supposed to eat it or stick it up my ass?

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points ago

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  1. Attach a toothbrush to a piece of celery
  2. Brush ass

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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HARD MODE: 3. Use it immediately afterwards to brush teeth

[–]Indiv0 13 points14 points ago

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GOD MODE: 4. Then use it to brush someone else's teeth.

[–]Trax 2 points3 points ago

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FTFY

GOD MODE: 4. Then eat it.

[–]Indiv0 27 points28 points ago

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You misread me. That's DOG MODE.

[–]hollimer -4 points-3 points ago

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I regret that I have but one upvote to give to this comment.

[–]oh_no_a_hobo 0 points1 point ago

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I have a few different accounts but relogging would be too much effort. Plus, come on man...

[–]acrocanthosaurus 5 points6 points ago

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Try a little bit of option B followed by a little bit of option A.

[–]Splitzy 1 point2 points ago

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Alphabetizing has never been more crucial.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Cut out the middle man, I like where your head's at Senses3.

[–]ContentWithOurDecay 1 point2 points ago

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First the latter, then the former.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]skammy16 0 points1 point ago

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chickachick-ahhh

[–]whiny-ass-titty-baby 0 points1 point ago

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Yes.

[–]DjimbeDjones 0 points1 point ago

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Yes.

[–][deleted] 77 points78 points ago

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"Ribbed for Xtra Pleasure"?!

[–]fallingshoes 23 points24 points ago

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I can only feel them when I twist it, though.

[–]BCQYOM 3 points4 points ago

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Good to know I was using them right. My mom told me It's suppose to go in the other way. Good thing I learn from the internet.

[–]iamablackbeltman 1 point2 points ago

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A Devil Chef Healthy Tip!

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[–]celerystick009 28 points29 points ago

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I'm not feeling so good about my username any more.

[–]wonderskippy 24 points25 points ago

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Who wants Celery stick with peanut butter?

[–]bearnaut 4 points5 points ago

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Favorite snack

[–]_bob_lob_law_ 7 points8 points ago

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you def need better snacks

[–]pfefferneusse 1 point2 points ago

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Do you think it's unhealthy or just not tasty or what? I'm confused. Celery and peanut butter or cream cheese is pretty tasty awesome.

[–]gynoceros 1 point2 points ago

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I see what you did there, skippy.

[–]ChristianBundy 0 points1 point ago

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This thread needs to end in a jiffy.

[–]monkeylard 11 points12 points ago

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[–]GrimFuture 1 point2 points ago

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Is it bad that this is the first thing I though of?

[–]monkeylard 0 points1 point ago

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You are not alone my friend...

[–]irrelevantPseudonym 25 points26 points ago

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A true WTF for once and for that I commend you.

[–]gabsantos 26 points27 points ago

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Oh la la!

[–]Chive 5 points6 points ago

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Why would my colon need a toothbrush? I don't think there are any teeth up there.

[–]a_culther0 8 points9 points ago

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Anal Dentata..

By M Night Shyamalan

[–]goober0433 2 points3 points ago

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OMG! That man's ass splits horizontally??

[–]Magnesus 1 point2 points ago

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It works like that for 2D people.

[–]Royalimpact 9 points10 points ago

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Why, why is he? Wh-what is that? OMG more questions every time I look at it and there's never an answer just more disgusting imagery. Like all other things aside, look how far open this dude pried his ass-cheeks. That is grade A WTF right there.

[–]cricketpants 7 points8 points ago

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That's what makes me think it's fake. He's basically goatse-ing

[–]Royalimpact 1 point2 points ago

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I agree, plus the ribbed bit. It's purely disturbing, I used to enjoy celery. Never again!

[–]Spiro_Agnew -4 points-3 points ago

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It's certainly not from the 1950s. They didn't use the font "celery" is written in back then, and it all just looks like they're trying too hard to replicate those50s kitsch graphics. The paper is also unaged and appears to be on the back of some sort of comic. It's a parody, and not a paticularly funny one at that, if you want my opinion. I have no idea why Reddit likes this image so much.

[–]LieutenantColumbo -1 points0 points ago

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Are you, female?

[–]Royalimpact 0 points1 point ago

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Nope. Thanks for making that creepy though?

[–]SeparateCzechs 2 points3 points ago

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We're...we're still supposed to eat it right?

[–]necromundus 2 points3 points ago

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No thanks, I have a perfectly good toothbrush for my anus.

[–]Cservantes 2 points3 points ago

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That guy's enjoying that far too much.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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brb, celery in pooper

[–]TyIzaeL 2 points3 points ago

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Check out that guy's epic "me gusta" face.

[–]Circuitfire 7 points8 points ago

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MACGRUBER!!

[–]bulletsANDoctane 1 point2 points ago

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Kuntz?!..

[–]lilstumpz 1 point2 points ago

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His face... is this supposed to be for enjoyment?

[–]highasfuck5ghost 1 point2 points ago

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never say never..

[–]bashurst 1 point2 points ago

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Now it seems odd that I wash it first.

[–]DangerQ 1 point2 points ago

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Computer load up Celery Man please...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3Wp9dICOoA

[–]pikeybastard 1 point2 points ago

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The soccer team I support has a chant that goes 'celery, celery! If she don't come I'll tickle her bum with a lump of celery!', sung to the tune of 'she wore a yellow ribbon'. This is accompanied by people waving sticks of celery in the air before shouting 'waaaaaaaaaah!' and throwing the celery sticks at the opposition goalkeeper. I shit you not.

Our second most popular song is in the same vein. It involves shouting 'wanker wanker wanker wanker!' whilst pointing at the referee/opposition keeper/your own team.

Oh, how I love thee the mighty Gills...

[–]Magnesus 0 points1 point ago

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  1. Print that.
  2. Hang in their changing room.
  3. ...
  4. Profit?

[–]gustoid 1 point2 points ago

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Add that dudes face to the rageface catalog!

[–]skammy16 1 point2 points ago

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well i'll never eat ants on a log again.

[–]elushinz 1 point2 points ago

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Ants on a log anyone?

[–]iaccidentlytheworld 1 point2 points ago

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I absolutely love /r/WTF for posts just like this.

[–]Pixelatedcow1 1 point2 points ago

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This is preposterous. No one has teeth in their rectum.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Hmmm... trying to think of a way to convert that poster into a truly awesome Halloween costume.

[–]kid-vid 1 point2 points ago

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So does anybody know if eating celery helps your colon?

[–]gynoceros 1 point2 points ago

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That's not how I use my toothbrush.

[–]Puggstarana 1 point2 points ago

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What the actual fuck?

[–]Osiris02 1 point2 points ago

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I can't be the only one who thinks this looks like an ad from Ren and Stimpy.

[–]bananaCabanas 1 point2 points ago

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Then: Men who have sex with other men Now: Men who are anally abused by celery

[–]luckycypher 0 points1 point ago

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My anus has teeth?

[–]PoetryTycoon 0 points1 point ago

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Good news everyone! It's a suppository!

[–]beeUnit 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of the girl from Obsessed who scrubbed her colon with a tooth brush and nearly bled to death.

[–]WinterInJapan 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think I'm doing it right.

[–]Slender_Loris 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell am I looking at?

[–]chris-martin 0 points1 point ago

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Well, that took an unexpected twist.

[–]slagathorz 0 points1 point ago

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So graphic lol, easily misinterpreted.

[–]TheGMan323 0 points1 point ago

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So do I stick the celery up my butt, or..?

[–]TehRedBaron 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who thinks that looks highly uncomfortable, but likely to be refreshing in the end?

[–]G0LDEN 0 points1 point ago

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I want a sexy celery to scrub my ass, that looks like it feels really good.

[–]nwo_assassin 0 points1 point ago

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Ouch! There I was thinking you supposed to eat celery.

[–]asshatnowhere 0 points1 point ago

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ughh..i'll take a steak thank you....

[–]Three_Word_Guy 0 points1 point ago

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Anus has teeth??

[–]Avalon143 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone make this into an actual poster so I can post it in my apartment?

[–]yanggmd 0 points1 point ago

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Go ahead and x-post this in r/pegging

[–]Squealio 0 points1 point ago

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WTF? Oh right...

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[–]bornagainredditor 0 points1 point ago

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Alright, I will try shoving celery up my ass, JUST FOR SCIENCE!

[–]Berkel 0 points1 point ago

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I'm suspicious of that moustache.

[–]Dctr_Steve_Brule 0 points1 point ago

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McGruber reference!?

[–]ContentWithOurDecay -1 points0 points ago

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People watched that?

[–]Dctr_Steve_Brule 0 points1 point ago

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Hell yeah! Funniest movie of the year. My friends and I were the only ones in the theater laughing our asses off. Great fuckin movie man.

[–]ContentWithOurDecay 0 points1 point ago

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Well, I'm glad you liked it. I'll give it a shot if it comes up on Netflix instant.

[–]Legoking 0 points1 point ago

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dammit internet, all I see is goatse!

[–]probnot 0 points1 point ago

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My sphincter just cringed.

[–]FuckYouRepostingScum -1 points0 points ago

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Oh hey, this is new.

[–]Kibibitz -1 points0 points ago

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Dammit, celery was the one food--the one food--that I could eat without appearing gay.

[–]SZGeorge 0 points1 point ago

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[–]reverend-spooner -1 points0 points ago

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This should be in r/WTAF

[–]mad_disciple -1 points0 points ago

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Celery, celery

If she don't come, I'll tickle her bum

With a lump of celery.

Celery, celery

[–]Dustinm16 -1 points0 points ago

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Nope Nope Nope

[–]PWF -1 points0 points ago

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It kind of looks like his ass is a frog's face

[–]spammishking -1 points0 points ago

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Anyone else see the image and get chills down their spine? It just looks so dreadful

[–]lobsterknuckles -1 points0 points ago

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Anyone notice his ribs and pelvis are missing?

[–]ablebodiedmango -1 points0 points ago

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Brb, getting a toothbrush to test this out.

[–]ThiasT -1 points0 points ago

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Celery? Hell No.

[–]Rocktobot -2 points-1 points ago

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O_O

[–]sayrith -3 points-2 points ago

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South park

[–]dixond -3 points-2 points ago

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I'm... I... Wut?