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Celery - Nature's toothbrush (24.media.tumblr.com)
submitted 1 year ago by SatelliteJane
[–]senses3 70 points71 points72 points 1 year ago
so am I supposed to eat it or stick it up my ass?
[–][deleted] 53 points54 points55 points 1 year ago
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
HARD MODE: 3. Use it immediately afterwards to brush teeth
[–]Indiv0 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
GOD MODE: 4. Then use it to brush someone else's teeth.
[–]Trax 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
FTFY
GOD MODE: 4. Then eat it.
[–]Indiv0 27 points28 points29 points 1 year ago
You misread me. That's DOG MODE.
[–]hollimer -4 points-3 points-2 points 1 year ago
I regret that I have but one upvote to give to this comment.
[–]oh_no_a_hobo 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I have a few different accounts but relogging would be too much effort. Plus, come on man...
[–]acrocanthosaurus 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Try a little bit of option B followed by a little bit of option A.
[–]Splitzy 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Alphabetizing has never been more crucial.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Cut out the middle man, I like where your head's at Senses3.
[–]ContentWithOurDecay 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
First the latter, then the former.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
You just need to get them into your body somehow.
[–]skammy16 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
chickachick-ahhh
[–]whiny-ass-titty-baby 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Yes.
[–]DjimbeDjones 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
[–][deleted] 77 points78 points79 points 1 year ago
"Ribbed for Xtra Pleasure"?!
[–]fallingshoes 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago
I can only feel them when I twist it, though.
[–]BCQYOM 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Good to know I was using them right. My mom told me It's suppose to go in the other way. Good thing I learn from the internet.
[–]iamablackbeltman 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
A Devil Chef Healthy Tip!
[–][deleted] 1 year ago
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[–]LieutenantColumbo -11 points-10 points-9 points 1 year ago
Because reddit is full of predictable sheeple? That's how I knew it was going to be there, thank you for stating your amazedness for all because we really give a shit about you.
[–]beermethestrength 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Why are you on Reddit if you hate it so much?
[–]LePuffin 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Settle down there chief.
[–]celerystick009 28 points29 points30 points 1 year ago
I'm not feeling so good about my username any more.
[–]wonderskippy 24 points25 points26 points 1 year ago
Who wants Celery stick with peanut butter?
[–]bearnaut 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Favorite snack
[–]_bob_lob_law_ 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
you def need better snacks
[–]pfefferneusse 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Do you think it's unhealthy or just not tasty or what? I'm confused. Celery and peanut butter or cream cheese is pretty tasty awesome.
[–]gynoceros 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I see what you did there, skippy.
[–]ChristianBundy 0 points1 point2 points 7 months ago
This thread needs to end in a jiffy.
[–]monkeylard 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
Its a distraction!
[–]GrimFuture 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Is it bad that this is the first thing I though of?
[–]monkeylard 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
You are not alone my friend...
[–]irrelevantPseudonym 25 points26 points27 points 1 year ago
A true WTF for once and for that I commend you.
[–]gabsantos 26 points27 points28 points 1 year ago
Oh la la!
[–]really_fucking_high -26 points-25 points-24 points 1 year ago
came here to say exactly this
[–]dn00 -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Came here to say came here to say exactly this. Ya beat me to it.
[–]Chive 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Why would my colon need a toothbrush? I don't think there are any teeth up there.
[–]a_culther0 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
Anal Dentata..
By M Night Shyamalan
[–]goober0433 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
OMG! That man's ass splits horizontally??
[–]Magnesus 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
It works like that for 2D people.
[–]Royalimpact 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Why, why is he? Wh-what is that? OMG more questions every time I look at it and there's never an answer just more disgusting imagery. Like all other things aside, look how far open this dude pried his ass-cheeks. That is grade A WTF right there.
[–]cricketpants 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
That's what makes me think it's fake. He's basically goatse-ing
[–]Royalimpact 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I agree, plus the ribbed bit. It's purely disturbing, I used to enjoy celery. Never again!
[–]Spiro_Agnew -4 points-3 points-2 points 1 year ago
It's certainly not from the 1950s. They didn't use the font "celery" is written in back then, and it all just looks like they're trying too hard to replicate those50s kitsch graphics. The paper is also unaged and appears to be on the back of some sort of comic. It's a parody, and not a paticularly funny one at that, if you want my opinion. I have no idea why Reddit likes this image so much.
[–]LieutenantColumbo -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Are you, female?
[–]Royalimpact 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Nope. Thanks for making that creepy though?
[–]SeparateCzechs 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
We're...we're still supposed to eat it right?
[–]necromundus 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
No thanks, I have a perfectly good toothbrush for my anus.
[–]Cservantes 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
That guy's enjoying that far too much.
brb, celery in pooper
[–]TyIzaeL 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Check out that guy's epic "me gusta" face.
[–]Circuitfire 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
MACGRUBER!!
[–]bulletsANDoctane 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Kuntz?!..
[–]lilstumpz 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
His face... is this supposed to be for enjoyment?
[–]highasfuck5ghost 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
never say never..
[–]bashurst 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Now it seems odd that I wash it first.
[–]DangerQ 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Computer load up Celery Man please...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3Wp9dICOoA
[–]pikeybastard 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
The soccer team I support has a chant that goes 'celery, celery! If she don't come I'll tickle her bum with a lump of celery!', sung to the tune of 'she wore a yellow ribbon'. This is accompanied by people waving sticks of celery in the air before shouting 'waaaaaaaaaah!' and throwing the celery sticks at the opposition goalkeeper. I shit you not.
Our second most popular song is in the same vein. It involves shouting 'wanker wanker wanker wanker!' whilst pointing at the referee/opposition keeper/your own team.
Oh, how I love thee the mighty Gills...
[–]Magnesus 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
[–]gustoid 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Add that dudes face to the rageface catalog!
[–]skammy16 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
well i'll never eat ants on a log again.
[–]elushinz 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Ants on a log anyone?
[–]iaccidentlytheworld 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I absolutely love /r/WTF for posts just like this.
[–]Pixelatedcow1 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
This is preposterous. No one has teeth in their rectum.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Hmmm... trying to think of a way to convert that poster into a truly awesome Halloween costume.
[–]kid-vid 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
So does anybody know if eating celery helps your colon?
That's not how I use my toothbrush.
[–]Puggstarana 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
What the actual fuck?
[–]Osiris02 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I can't be the only one who thinks this looks like an ad from Ren and Stimpy.
[–]bananaCabanas 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Then: Men who have sex with other men Now: Men who are anally abused by celery
[–]luckycypher 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
My anus has teeth?
[–]PoetryTycoon 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Good news everyone! It's a suppository!
[–]beeUnit 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
This reminds me of the girl from Obsessed who scrubbed her colon with a tooth brush and nearly bled to death.
[–]WinterInJapan 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I don't think I'm doing it right.
[–]Slender_Loris 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
What the hell am I looking at?
[–]chris-martin 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Well, that took an unexpected twist.
[–]slagathorz 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
So graphic lol, easily misinterpreted.
[–]TheGMan323 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
So do I stick the celery up my butt, or..?
[–]TehRedBaron 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Am I the only one who thinks that looks highly uncomfortable, but likely to be refreshing in the end?
[–]G0LDEN 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I want a sexy celery to scrub my ass, that looks like it feels really good.
[–]nwo_assassin 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Ouch! There I was thinking you supposed to eat celery.
[–]asshatnowhere 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
ughh..i'll take a steak thank you....
[–]Three_Word_Guy 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Anus has teeth??
[–]Avalon143 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Can someone make this into an actual poster so I can post it in my apartment?
[–]yanggmd 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Go ahead and x-post this in r/pegging
[–]Squealio 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
WTF? Oh right...
Relavent http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB0Hv2YPGus
[–]bornagainredditor 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Alright, I will try shoving celery up my ass, JUST FOR SCIENCE!
[–]Berkel 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I'm suspicious of that moustache.
[–]Dctr_Steve_Brule 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
McGruber reference!?
[–]ContentWithOurDecay -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
People watched that?
Hell yeah! Funniest movie of the year. My friends and I were the only ones in the theater laughing our asses off. Great fuckin movie man.
[–]ContentWithOurDecay 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Well, I'm glad you liked it. I'll give it a shot if it comes up on Netflix instant.
[–]Legoking 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
dammit internet, all I see is goatse!
[–]probnot 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
My sphincter just cringed.
[–]FuckYouRepostingScum -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Oh hey, this is new.
[–]Kibibitz -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Dammit, celery was the one food--the one food--that I could eat without appearing gay.
[–]SZGeorge 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdL6BjupD1E
[–]reverend-spooner -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
This should be in r/WTAF
[–]mad_disciple -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Celery, celery
If she don't come, I'll tickle her bum
With a lump of celery.
[–]Dustinm16 -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Nope Nope Nope
[–]PWF -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
It kind of looks like his ass is a frog's face
[–]spammishking -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Anyone else see the image and get chills down their spine? It just looks so dreadful
[–]lobsterknuckles -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Anyone notice his ribs and pelvis are missing?
[–]ablebodiedmango -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Brb, getting a toothbrush to test this out.
[–]ThiasT -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Celery? Hell No.
[–]Rocktobot -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
O_O
[–]preference -14 points-13 points-12 points 1 year ago
When my friend's family visited Mexico, they lost their camera on the trip. The hotel said they found it when they called in, and they requested it be sent to them.
When they looked through the pictures, the people who cleaned their rooms had taken their toothbrushes and stuck them up their own asses, and took pictures of the act.
Just figured I'd share that. Yes, this is before digital cameras.
[–]SatelliteJane[S] 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Urban legend. I'd find it on http://www.snopes.com for you, but I'm too lazy, find it yourself.
[–]Spiro_Agnew -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 year ago
You should be ashamed of yourself. If you're going to repost, at least find something that was first posted more than a week ago! Well I suppose you don't care, you just go home and roll around in your 14k link karma. Who needs integrity when you've got enough karma to buy a small country!
[–]preference -12 points-11 points-10 points 1 year ago
Makes sense, thank you. But it's very likely that it has happened to someone.
[–]EvilRobotGuy 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Yeah, just like that babysitter when the call was coming from INSIDE the house!
[–]sayrith -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 year ago
South park
[–]dixond -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 year ago
I'm... I... Wut?
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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