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[–]PrimaryLupine 4 points5 points ago

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I came with a Celeron. It was obsolete before it went in the box.

[–]BeerGogglesFTW 0 points1 point ago

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I was so conflicted anytime I saw somebody with a celeron... What do you say to them? "Hey just fyi, this computer runs at 1/3 the speed of a pentium class CPU... but too late now you already own this turd. For next time." But I would keep my mouth shut, so normal consumers continued to buy them. Its all my fault.

[–]bweekins 2 points3 points ago

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That's cute. I bought a record from the 60s a few years ago and on the shrink wrap it said, "You can buy this record with confidence - it will never become obsolete." I felt sad, almost.

[–]PrimaryLupine 1 point2 points ago

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Until you can play a CD with a pin and a dixie cup, records will never be obsolete.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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obsolete - old; no longer in use or valid or fashionable;

Vinyl's still in use so it's not obsolete. Cassettes are still in use too, they're cheap for small bands to produce.

[–]Comhippy 2 points3 points ago

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My phone's faster than that dinosaur...

[–]farenknight 1 point2 points ago

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Yo man this beast can run 3D?!!?!?! Wow you are a hardcore gamer!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I used an eMachines computer for like 5 years. When something got dated; I swapped it for new parts. They made (make?) very modular machines, unlike other companies where alot of parts are hardwired into the motherboard (video, audio, etc).

That being said; this probably isn't what they mean by "NEVER OBSOLETE" :P

[–]picalo 1 point2 points ago

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This was a program actually. every two years (I think) you could turn in your computer (data backed up and transferred I think as well) for a nominal fee for the same class computer that was that years model.

[–]IonAnubis 0 points1 point ago

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I had that same machine too... I took it apart and rebuilt it so many times... I hate that thing

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I had the same one and still got it! I remember when XP came out and I had to upgrade ram to run it. Use to play the shit out of StarCraft on it though.

[–]DFLincoln 0 points1 point ago

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My dad has a similar computer with that sticker. His also says "256 MB RAM for multitasking power."