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[–]lightscribe9 1 point2 points ago

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White Man*

[–]ShakeGetInHere 1 point2 points ago

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Says the man named Two Fagles ...

[–]drmoo66 1 point2 points ago

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[–]fairwayks 0 points1 point ago

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Plenty of beaver. Women did all the work. All night sex. Yeah, we screwed up big time. Thanks, ancestors!

[–]PissedOnBible 0 points1 point ago

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Plenty of beaver has dual meaning here considering how the Indian man spent his nights.

[–]UbermenschSIX55321 0 points1 point ago

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Says the man from a nearly extinct race that never achieved written language....

[–]PissedOnBible 0 points1 point ago

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Tell me again one of the major reasons why they are nearly extinct?

[–]UbermenschSIX55321 -2 points-1 points ago

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They were a degenerate race of people who were unable to compete with Western Europeans in the never ending struggle for survival?

[–]PissedOnBible 1 point2 points ago

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They seemed to be doing fine for a while. Wha happened?

[–]PissedOnBible 1 point2 points ago

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Just looked at your profile. You're a well spoken, well read, sexist, racist redditor (or a dedicated troll) and at some point you'll ask me if I'm a "fucking idiot." You might even find a way to bring the Jews or Nazi Germany into this discussion Nevermind.

[–]UbermenschSIX55321 -2 points-1 points ago

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Haha. The Jews have nothing to do with this one. In what way were the Native Americans "doing well" they were a collection of primitive backwards societies contributing nothing to mankind.

[–]PissedOnBible 1 point2 points ago

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They were surviving in the only way they knew how. You don't need to be a modernized, industrious society to do well. Some just wish to have enough to eat.

Here are some of their contributions. Let's not quibble. Have a nice evening.

[–]UbermenschSIX55321 -1 points0 points ago

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None of those are contributions to the human race... They were created in isolation and lead to nothing. When Europeans encountered the Native Americans they has discovered all of those things 1000s of years ago and had surpassed them. Oh but you did look it up on Wikipedia so what do I know....

[–]PissedOnBible 1 point2 points ago

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Ok, thanks. Have a good night.

[–]UbermenschSIX55321 1 point2 points ago

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You too!

[–]bethyparker -2 points-1 points ago

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hmmmmmm... slight sexism but i'll try and ignore it :P