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Hey atheists... (i.imgur.com)
submitted 11 months ago by marmk
[–]T3HN3RDY1 279 points280 points281 points 11 months ago
You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense!
Atheists: 1
Christians: 0
[–]dgourd 67 points68 points69 points 11 months ago
The only reason I clicked on the comments is because I knew this post would be here and felt obliged to upvote it.
[–]zhilla 38 points39 points40 points 11 months ago
The only reason I clicked on the comments is because I knew this post would be here and felt obliged to upvote the guy who upvoted it.
[–]flying-sheep 13 points14 points15 points 11 months ago
i wanted to do the same. do i have to upvote zhilla or dgourd?
I’M SO CONFUSED!
[–]JacobTheColombian 16 points17 points18 points 11 months ago
upvote ALL the comments!
[–]Linkmaster2010 10 points11 points12 points 11 months ago
FTFY
[–]douglasdtlltd1995 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
I'm just fucking confused right now, it's this grammar, I've never seen anything like this before. It's not bad at all, just the wording.. throws me off some.
[–]will_the_atheist 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
This made my head hurt.
[–]slackinfux 122 points123 points124 points 11 months ago
that makes about as much sense as the bible.
[–]DrinkingaGalaxy 13 points14 points15 points 11 months ago
I think it makes more sense.
[–]Buffalox 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
It is the essence of the arguments for the truth of the Bible, and the existence of God. You simply can't argue against such divine inspiration. This is an argument that no sane atheist can claim to win over. So I have to reluctantly give this point to the Christian who thought of using it so convincingly.
[–]chargersrt95 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
haha that made my day. :)
[–]donedamndoing 46 points47 points48 points 11 months ago
I anything can't do right since because pickles.
[–]Chronophasia 10 points11 points12 points 11 months ago
Mr. Krabs....do you how do?
[–]WarriorMuse 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
That Angelica was a bitch, wasn't she?
[–]enfyte416 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
I can't anything do since because pickles*
[–]Calsendon 43 points44 points45 points 11 months ago
Oh hello there, 2007.
[–]mmm_tasty 9 points10 points11 points 11 months ago
Banana flavored laffy taffies.
Christians 0 Atheists 1
[–]namith 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Duh, Christians.
Came here to Ctrl+f upvote this.
[–]Shifty89 21 points22 points23 points 11 months ago
this is " i count to potato stupid"...
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
Slow Clap Oh good, my Slow Clap Processor made it in here....So, how are you? Because I'm a POTATO!!
[–]MissPeper 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Bird, Bird! Kill it! It's evil!
[–]NewShinyCD 6 points7 points8 points 11 months ago
I still laugh every time I read this.
[–]Chiglet 16 points17 points18 points 11 months ago
I tried reading this more than once and I still have no clue what it means.
[–]Savolainen5 17 points18 points19 points 11 months ago
That's the point.
[–]mortimasiv 14 points15 points16 points 11 months ago
Yeah. For a while, I just thought I had lost all reading comprehension.
[–]MrDingleberrry -1 points0 points1 point 11 months ago
i know how u feel
[–]CyrBag -1 points0 points1 point 11 months ago
Don't we all.
[–]kropsicle 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Click here to understand.
[–]Forss 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
Hey atheists: if GOD doesn't exist... then how has anyone really been far ev...
[–]snuffleupawhat[] 5 points6 points7 points 11 months ago
I'm extremely hungover at work, usually in this state my reading comprehension is sub bar. I read this at least 12 times before i gave up, just generally upset with myself. Thank you comments, for making me feel some what better, now I'm gonna take a nap.
[–]WearyMorlock 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
LOL same here, mate.
[–]SSammich 7 points8 points9 points 11 months ago
Darn, you've got me there.
[–]MrBlueShirt 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Shit...I'm sold.
[–]Grick 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
Banana Laffy Taffy.
[–]Esplin 5 points6 points7 points 11 months ago
Has anyone translated this into actual words?
[–]NewShinyCD 17 points18 points19 points 11 months ago
Yes. Translated:
Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?
[–]Stubs101 5 points6 points7 points 11 months ago
Holy shit, really??!!
[–]tazjin 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
Yeah. It appeared on 4chan's /v/ board - there should be an Encyclopedia Dramatica article about it, but last time I checked ED was down because of its scumbag admin.
[–]Blase_Biomass 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Theres a .ch mirror of ed, I believe.
[–]loltrolled 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
lolwut
[–]WizerdBeards 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
0__0 what the hell?
[–]9001 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
That's pretty much every xtian argument.
[–]AdventureBum 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
Checkmate!
[–]meldroc 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
Did Sarah Palin write that?
[–]Buffalox 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
No what she writes doesn't make sense, and wouldn't count as a score for Christians.
[–]EagleFalconn 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
God dammit. Every fucking time I read it and get angry because I'm so confused.
If you accept Jesus into your heart, and embrace the holy spirit, it will make perfect sense. But you gotta have faith! /s
[–]me_a_dog 2 points3 points4 points 11 months ago
hey athetits
if GOD dont exists
how me a dog learned english??????
[–]bi-curiousgeorge 6 points7 points8 points 11 months ago
Touché.
[–]SeniorPyroNight 5 points6 points7 points 11 months ago
Oh Ho! Repost alert! REPOST ALERT!
[–]slayeromen 4 points5 points6 points 11 months ago
we need a siren
[–]_StupidKids_ 6 points7 points8 points 11 months ago
Typical religionist logic.
[–]SAMISNEAT 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
seems legit.
[–]KingPorky 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
I think I'll convert now.
[–]EHTKFP 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
damn straight! i'm a devout christian now that i know THAT!ಠ_ಠ
[–]AssViolator 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
am i missing something? or am i too smart to understand this stupidity
I was too smart, but I read this and now I'm much stupider.
Consider it preparation to when you might argue with an actual Christian. This is how it usually ends.
[–]W00ster 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
There is ONLY one answer to this...mmm text...
[–]Clifton38 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
They accidentally this argument.
[–]mugsaucecity 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
I eat have love penis monster.
[–]Ziggystarfield[] 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
This hurt my brain. "I'll re-read it to see if I read that right. Nope, still hurts."
[–]EdgyFowler 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
What a beautifully worded sentiment.
[–]SebCS 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
HOW DOES THE DAY HAVE EXACTLY 24 HOURS!??!?!?!!
[–]Buffalox 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
It's an amazing fact, and If it didn't, the universe couldn't exist.
[–]ok_you_win 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Some memes combine beautifully.
This isnt both one of that.
[–]OniLinkPlus 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
It makes more sense than the bible.
[–]Tularemia 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
After trying and utterly failing to read this, I seriously considered the possibility that I had just suffered a stroke.
[–]furgots 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Banana flavored laffy taffy!
[–]wittyrandomusername 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
I can't argue with that. No really I can't argue with it, I don't even know what it means.
[–]TwistedD85 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
Phew, and here I was thinking my dyslexia was kicking in with a vengeance, that's a relief.
[–]slackwaresupport 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
WTF!
[–]irishblues81 3 points4 points5 points 11 months ago
I've seen this and I still can't figure it out..
[–]speedlimits65 5 points6 points7 points 11 months ago
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/has-anyone-really-been-far-even-as-decided-to-use-even-go-want-to-do-look-more-like#.TnUY09STPjk
[–]ddam 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
OK... :(
[–]magiquex 1 point2 points3 points 11 months ago
what is this I don't even...
[–]mikkelchap 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Uh duh duh duh
Porkchop sandwiches!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4OPr_QxoFg
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
4chan, how u so clever?
the fuck did i just read
[–]unglad 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
In before time atheist nonsense, go home and cabbage!
[–]adzug 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
i really dont understand this as a sentence. i dont even know what their talking about
[–]LasseBuljo 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
LOLWUT?!
[–]CarolinaSon 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
This strange combination of bright colors, literal nonsense, and the word GOD just broke my mind.
[–]Burgerkrieg 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Is it necessary that I understand that to say its fucking stupid?
[–]kilik821 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
You can't argue with that, how does one Christian?
[–]BabyRandom 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Am I stoned or is this not making sense?
[–]60565 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
What is this I don't even
[–]NickConrad 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
has it been four weeks already?
[–]dogsent 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Looks like someone went off their medication. If anyone knows this person, please get them some help.
[–]larpas 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Ah fuck I hate that sentence. It hurts.
[–]JustARandomGuy95 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
I. Had. To. Read. It. 5. Fucking. Times. -.-
[–]revolct 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Try harder
[–]Joker99352 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Damn, bested again.
[–]awinnarisyou 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Hey atheists, what year is it?
Atheists: 0 Christians: 1
[–]Stoe 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
I read that and thought I was retarded for not knowing what it meant at first.
[–]PachucaSunrise 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Exactly.
[–]Khaki_Shorts 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
You sure this was not made by some atheist trying to fish out a stupid?
[–]mike2928 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
WTF Does that even mean?
[–]miraclemike 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
you just hurt my brain...
[–]oh_the_humanity 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
my eyes are bleeding...
[–]ArmykilledmyBuzz 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
in god we trust... but can't understand?
[–]Dann01 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphasia
[–]fairlyCertain 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
i really wish i could understand the information provided; it would then be possible to provide a plausible argument for whatever was trying to be said here.
[–]riotingchimps 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
you got me there
[–]katsugi 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
I'm a very drunk atheist and I'm not a fan of this.Too much thought involved, I think.
[–]Fodmotherington 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
OMG it all makes sense now! /instantconversion
Can someone please, for the love of science, tell me where this comes from?
[–]Wowbringer 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Am I stupid or is the sentence structure completely wrong?
[–]this_makes_no_sense 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Banana Flavored Laffy Taffies Christians: 2 Atheists: 0
[–]ruggy5000 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Win.
[–]CpCdouchebag 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
I love this so much.
[–]bootsmegamix 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
My brain broke
[–]johnmedgla 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
This is the most convincing argument for Christianity I've ever heard. BRB - re-evaluating opinions.
[–]JimboMonkey1234 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Took me three read-throughs to figure out this was complete gibberish.
[–]ReadySetJoe 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
...say what?
[–]Teddster 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Dude, what?
[–]BrodieM 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Meh its still easier to understand than the bible
[–]JackRawlinson 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
You can't explain that.
[–]metalfreak666 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Ok I think I am just high just from looking at a rainbow background with bad grammar
[–]dumnezero 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
I a think a small capillary ruptured in my brain
[–]2punchpikey 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Maybe the author was writing in tongues. ...not the kind everyone can understand, the other one: bizarro-tongues.
"And these signs will accompany those who believe: In my name they will drive out demons; they will speak in tongues..."
[–]jamjack 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Grammer please?
[–]Holden-Magroine 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Did that make no sense whatsoever, or am I just stupid?
[–]JJBell 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
I do believe I just spoke in tongues.
[–]Freis 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Well...as a man of logic and reason, I honestly can't argue with that.
They got us. Well played, Christians.
[–]DeuceDeduce 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Everytime I see this, I read it in Zoolanders voice.
[–]MountainMan121 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
My head hurtz
Ugh the made sense was that of no sense had made because Christians.
[–]TheBobbyLean 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Um.....I are is that not to say but only if I did that then possibly could have understood that he what doesn't make sense. HAHA!
This comes to mind: http://rlburns.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/scanners.jpg
[–]t800chief 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
60% of the time it works, every time
[–]heliphael 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Banana Flavoured laffy taffy
[–]Crazyblue 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
I think that collection of words is a strong argument against a loving god.
[–]tigerbird 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
This can't be real.
[–]Trenchleaf 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
No. I don't believe it. No one is that stupid
[–]insanityarise 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
there was a very witty response to this post on one of it's previous postings, can someone repost it?
[–]filthylee 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
did putting together this eloquent message exhaust their brains enough to miss the irony of the rainbow background ?
[–]Krh_Zsr 0 points1 point2 points 11 months ago
Trying to confuse Atheists doesn't work when it can be deciphered. By the way, not all Atheists play video games.
Not even Zelda?
I said "not all." I didn't mean me. :D
[–]sayrith -1 points0 points1 point 11 months ago
repost -_-
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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