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[–]T3HN3RDY1 279 points280 points ago

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You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense!

Atheists: 1

Christians: 0

[–]dgourd 67 points68 points ago

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The only reason I clicked on the comments is because I knew this post would be here and felt obliged to upvote it.

[–]zhilla 38 points39 points ago

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The only reason I clicked on the comments is because I knew this post would be here and felt obliged to upvote the guy who upvoted it.

[–]flying-sheep 13 points14 points ago

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i wanted to do the same. do i have to upvote zhilla or dgourd?

I’M SO CONFUSED!

[–]JacobTheColombian 16 points17 points ago

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upvote ALL the comments!

[–]Linkmaster2010 10 points11 points ago

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[–]douglasdtlltd1995 2 points3 points ago

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I'm just fucking confused right now, it's this grammar, I've never seen anything like this before. It's not bad at all, just the wording.. throws me off some.

[–]will_the_atheist 0 points1 point ago

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This made my head hurt.

[–]slackinfux 122 points123 points ago

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that makes about as much sense as the bible.

[–]DrinkingaGalaxy 13 points14 points ago

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I think it makes more sense.

[–]Buffalox 2 points3 points ago

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It is the essence of the arguments for the truth of the Bible, and the existence of God. You simply can't argue against such divine inspiration. This is an argument that no sane atheist can claim to win over. So I have to reluctantly give this point to the Christian who thought of using it so convincingly.

[–]chargersrt95 3 points4 points ago

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haha that made my day. :)

[–]donedamndoing 46 points47 points ago

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I anything can't do right since because pickles.

[–]Chronophasia 10 points11 points ago

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Mr. Krabs....do you how do?

[–]WarriorMuse 1 point2 points ago

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That Angelica was a bitch, wasn't she?

[–]enfyte416 0 points1 point ago

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I can't anything do since because pickles*

[–]Calsendon 43 points44 points ago

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Oh hello there, 2007.

[–]mmm_tasty 9 points10 points ago

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Banana flavored laffy taffies.

Christians 0 Atheists 1

[–]namith 0 points1 point ago

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Duh, Christians.

Came here to Ctrl+f upvote this.

[–]Shifty89 21 points22 points ago

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this is " i count to potato stupid"...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Slow Clap Oh good, my Slow Clap Processor made it in here....So, how are you? Because I'm a POTATO!!

[–]MissPeper 0 points1 point ago

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Bird, Bird! Kill it! It's evil!

[–]NewShinyCD 6 points7 points ago

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I still laugh every time I read this.

[–]Chiglet 16 points17 points ago

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I tried reading this more than once and I still have no clue what it means.

[–]Savolainen5 17 points18 points ago

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That's the point.

[–]mortimasiv 14 points15 points ago

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Yeah. For a while, I just thought I had lost all reading comprehension.

[–]MrDingleberrry -1 points0 points ago

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i know how u feel

[–]CyrBag -1 points0 points ago

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Don't we all.

[–]kropsicle 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Forss 4 points5 points ago

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[–]snuffleupawhat[!] 5 points6 points ago

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I'm extremely hungover at work, usually in this state my reading comprehension is sub bar. I read this at least 12 times before i gave up, just generally upset with myself. Thank you comments, for making me feel some what better, now I'm gonna take a nap.

[–]WearyMorlock 1 point2 points ago

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LOL same here, mate.

[–]SSammich 7 points8 points ago

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Darn, you've got me there.

[–]MrBlueShirt 1 point2 points ago

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Shit...I'm sold.

[–]Grick 3 points4 points ago

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Banana Laffy Taffy.

[–]Esplin 5 points6 points ago

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Has anyone translated this into actual words?

[–]NewShinyCD 17 points18 points ago

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Yes. Translated:

Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?

[–]Stubs101 5 points6 points ago

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Holy shit, really??!!

[–]tazjin 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah. It appeared on 4chan's /v/ board - there should be an Encyclopedia Dramatica article about it, but last time I checked ED was down because of its scumbag admin.

[–]Blase_Biomass 0 points1 point ago

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Theres a .ch mirror of ed, I believe.

[–]loltrolled 2 points3 points ago

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lolwut

[–]WizerdBeards 2 points3 points ago

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0__0 what the hell?

[–]9001 2 points3 points ago

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That's pretty much every xtian argument.

[–]AdventureBum 2 points3 points ago

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Checkmate!

[–]meldroc 2 points3 points ago

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Did Sarah Palin write that?

[–]Buffalox 0 points1 point ago

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No what she writes doesn't make sense, and wouldn't count as a score for Christians.

[–]EagleFalconn 2 points3 points ago

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God dammit. Every fucking time I read it and get angry because I'm so confused.

[–]Buffalox 0 points1 point ago

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If you accept Jesus into your heart, and embrace the holy spirit, it will make perfect sense. But you gotta have faith! /s

[–]me_a_dog 2 points3 points ago

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hey athetits

if GOD dont exists

how me a dog learned english??????

[–]bi-curiousgeorge 6 points7 points ago

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Touché.

[–]SeniorPyroNight 5 points6 points ago

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Oh Ho! Repost alert! REPOST ALERT!

[–]slayeromen 4 points5 points ago

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we need a siren

[–]_StupidKids_ 6 points7 points ago

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Typical religionist logic.

[–]SAMISNEAT 3 points4 points ago

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seems legit.

[–]KingPorky 3 points4 points ago

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I think I'll convert now.

[–]EHTKFP 1 point2 points ago

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damn straight! i'm a devout christian now that i know THAT!ಠ_ಠ

[–]AssViolator 1 point2 points ago

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am i missing something? or am i too smart to understand this stupidity

[–]kropsicle 1 point2 points ago

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I was too smart, but I read this and now I'm much stupider.

[–]Buffalox 0 points1 point ago

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Consider it preparation to when you might argue with an actual Christian. This is how it usually ends.

[–]W00ster 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Clifton38 1 point2 points ago

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They accidentally this argument.

[–]mugsaucecity 1 point2 points ago

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I eat have love penis monster.

[–]Ziggystarfield[!] 1 point2 points ago

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This hurt my brain. "I'll re-read it to see if I read that right. Nope, still hurts."

[–]EdgyFowler 1 point2 points ago

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What a beautifully worded sentiment.

[–]SebCS 1 point2 points ago

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HOW DOES THE DAY HAVE EXACTLY 24 HOURS!??!?!?!!

[–]Buffalox 1 point2 points ago

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It's an amazing fact, and If it didn't, the universe couldn't exist.

[–]ok_you_win 1 point2 points ago

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Some memes combine beautifully.

This isnt both one of that.

[–]OniLinkPlus 1 point2 points ago

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It makes more sense than the bible.

[–]Tularemia 1 point2 points ago

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After trying and utterly failing to read this, I seriously considered the possibility that I had just suffered a stroke.

[–]furgots 1 point2 points ago

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Banana flavored laffy taffy!

[–]wittyrandomusername 1 point2 points ago

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I can't argue with that. No really I can't argue with it, I don't even know what it means.

[–]TwistedD85 1 point2 points ago

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Phew, and here I was thinking my dyslexia was kicking in with a vengeance, that's a relief.

[–]slackwaresupport 0 points1 point ago

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WTF!

[–]irishblues81 3 points4 points ago

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I've seen this and I still can't figure it out..

[–]ddam 1 point2 points ago

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[–]magiquex 1 point2 points ago

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what is this I don't even...

[–]mikkelchap 0 points1 point ago

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Uh duh duh duh

Porkchop sandwiches!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4OPr_QxoFg

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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4chan, how u so clever?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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the fuck did i just read

[–]unglad 0 points1 point ago

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In before time atheist nonsense, go home and cabbage!

[–]adzug 0 points1 point ago

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i really dont understand this as a sentence. i dont even know what their talking about

[–]LasseBuljo 0 points1 point ago

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LOLWUT?!

[–]CarolinaSon 0 points1 point ago

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This strange combination of bright colors, literal nonsense, and the word GOD just broke my mind.

[–]Burgerkrieg 0 points1 point ago

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Is it necessary that I understand that to say its fucking stupid?

[–]kilik821 0 points1 point ago

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You can't argue with that, how does one Christian?

[–]BabyRandom 0 points1 point ago

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Am I stoned or is this not making sense?

[–]60565 0 points1 point ago

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What is this I don't even

[–]NickConrad 0 points1 point ago

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has it been four weeks already?

[–]dogsent 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like someone went off their medication. If anyone knows this person, please get them some help.

[–]larpas 0 points1 point ago

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Ah fuck I hate that sentence. It hurts.

[–]JustARandomGuy95 0 points1 point ago

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I. Had. To. Read. It. 5. Fucking. Times. -.-

[–]revolct 0 points1 point ago

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Try harder

[–]Joker99352 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, bested again.

[–]awinnarisyou 0 points1 point ago

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Hey atheists, what year is it?

Atheists: 0 Christians: 1

[–]Stoe 0 points1 point ago

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I read that and thought I was retarded for not knowing what it meant at first.

[–]PachucaSunrise 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly.

[–]Khaki_Shorts 0 points1 point ago

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You sure this was not made by some atheist trying to fish out a stupid?

[–]mike2928 0 points1 point ago

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WTF Does that even mean?

[–]miraclemike 0 points1 point ago

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you just hurt my brain...

[–]oh_the_humanity 0 points1 point ago

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my eyes are bleeding...

[–]ArmykilledmyBuzz 0 points1 point ago

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in god we trust... but can't understand?

[–]Dann01 0 points1 point ago

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[–]fairlyCertain 0 points1 point ago

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i really wish i could understand the information provided; it would then be possible to provide a plausible argument for whatever was trying to be said here.

[–]riotingchimps 0 points1 point ago

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you got me there

[–]katsugi 0 points1 point ago

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I'm a very drunk atheist and I'm not a fan of this.Too much thought involved, I think.

[–]Fodmotherington 0 points1 point ago

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OMG it all makes sense now! /instantconversion

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone please, for the love of science, tell me where this comes from?

[–]Wowbringer 0 points1 point ago

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Am I stupid or is the sentence structure completely wrong?

[–]this_makes_no_sense 0 points1 point ago

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Banana Flavored Laffy Taffies Christians: 2 Atheists: 0

[–]ruggy5000 0 points1 point ago

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Win.

[–]CpCdouchebag 0 points1 point ago

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I love this so much.

[–]bootsmegamix 0 points1 point ago

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My brain broke

[–]johnmedgla 0 points1 point ago

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This is the most convincing argument for Christianity I've ever heard. BRB - re-evaluating opinions.

[–]JimboMonkey1234 0 points1 point ago

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Took me three read-throughs to figure out this was complete gibberish.

[–]ReadySetJoe 0 points1 point ago

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...say what?

[–]Teddster 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, what?

[–]BrodieM 0 points1 point ago

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Meh its still easier to understand than the bible

[–]JackRawlinson 0 points1 point ago

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You can't explain that.

[–]metalfreak666 0 points1 point ago

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Ok I think I am just high just from looking at a rainbow background with bad grammar

[–]dumnezero 0 points1 point ago

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I a think a small capillary ruptured in my brain

[–]2punchpikey 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe the author was writing in tongues. ...not the kind everyone can understand, the other one: bizarro-tongues.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"And these signs will accompany those who believe: In my name they will drive out demons; they will speak in tongues..."

[–]jamjack 0 points1 point ago

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Grammer please?

[–]Holden-Magroine 0 points1 point ago

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Did that make no sense whatsoever, or am I just stupid?

[–]JJBell 0 points1 point ago

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I do believe I just spoke in tongues.

[–]Freis 0 points1 point ago

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Well...as a man of logic and reason, I honestly can't argue with that.

They got us. Well played, Christians.

[–]DeuceDeduce 0 points1 point ago

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Everytime I see this, I read it in Zoolanders voice.

[–]MountainMan121 0 points1 point ago

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My head hurtz

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Ugh the made sense was that of no sense had made because Christians.

[–]TheBobbyLean 0 points1 point ago

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Um.....I are is that not to say but only if I did that then possibly could have understood that he what doesn't make sense. HAHA!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]t800chief 0 points1 point ago

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60% of the time it works, every time

[–]heliphael 0 points1 point ago

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Banana Flavoured laffy taffy

[–]Crazyblue 0 points1 point ago

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I think that collection of words is a strong argument against a loving god.

[–]tigerbird 0 points1 point ago

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This can't be real.

[–]Trenchleaf 0 points1 point ago

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No. I don't believe it. No one is that stupid

[–]insanityarise 0 points1 point ago

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there was a very witty response to this post on one of it's previous postings, can someone repost it?

[–]filthylee 0 points1 point ago

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did putting together this eloquent message exhaust their brains enough to miss the irony of the rainbow background ?

[–]Krh_Zsr 0 points1 point ago

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Trying to confuse Atheists doesn't work when it can be deciphered. By the way, not all Atheists play video games.

[–]Buffalox 0 points1 point ago

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Not even Zelda?

[–]Krh_Zsr 0 points1 point ago

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I said "not all." I didn't mean me. :D

[–]sayrith -1 points0 points ago

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repost -_-