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How I feel when I pee when I'm drunk. (29.media.tumblr.com)

submitted ago by vaultfreak91

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[–]ndkzvv 66 points67 points ago*

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Fixed

[–]ColumW 12 points13 points ago

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Can I offer a collective thank-you from reddit for not making another post?

[–]IsEasilyImpressed 2 points3 points ago

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How I feel when I'm very drunk.

[–]thedude85 1 point2 points ago

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This graphic strangely turns me on...

[–]IsEasilyImpressed 1 point2 points ago

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I don't think its strange at all, yet I am still impressed, have an upvote.

[–]Dead_Zed 9 points10 points ago

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I am currently dfrunk and going to pee, this is perfectly timedf. Upvotes for all~!

[–]vaultfreak91[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Yea, I thought of this last night while I was drunk...and peeing

[–]DerpLogic 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you! Loud laughter noises happened after looking at this! ^

[–]siyoentiendo 6 points7 points ago

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So...you splash around in it? Jesus.

[–]vaultfreak91[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I was going more for Hydro Pump

[–]yaredw 0 points1 point ago

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Why not surf?

[–]ProfessorSamOak 2 points3 points ago

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Agreed,
HYDRO PUMP
is only 80%
accurate, and
has less PP
than SURF.

Heh, PP...

[–]QuintonFlynn 1 point2 points ago

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Why not Zoidberg?

[–]Miketheguy 2 points3 points ago

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so you're the one who pees everywhere but the toilet!

[–]Sam0161 0 points1 point ago

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Female poster ^

[–]Miketheguy 0 points1 point ago

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me or op?

[–]Sam0161 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit your name is actually mike the guy.

Female poster

Posts like a female poster

[–]Miketheguy 0 points1 point ago

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i dont know about why you would say that, but male bathrooms are pissed all over

[–]butch123 2 points3 points ago

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I just stand in front of the urinal, eyes closed, swaying slightly, a vision of a full pitcher of beer in my mind, while I water my shoes.

[–]abdalfarn 1 point2 points ago

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fucking fantastic.jpg

[–]MinnesotaBlizzard 1 point2 points ago

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The dreaded double stream

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[–]Situation_Defused 1 point2 points ago

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You have to go from dead tired to commanding two streams of piss that are out of control. It demands more from me than my morning mind can handle, and I just end up getting piss everywhere.

[–]butch123 1 point2 points ago

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Don't CROSS THE STREAMS!

[–]long_wang_big_balls 1 point2 points ago

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......What

[–]nerdnic 1 point2 points ago

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This has never happened to you?

[–]abdalfarn 0 points1 point ago

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also, usually cold, since it's probably in the bushes somewhere

[–]Deckkie 0 points1 point ago

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He even has the puke on his chest

[–]AnalBurns 0 points1 point ago

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Yea, this couldn't be any closer from the truth. I feel like I have two metal dicks when I'm drunk

[–]dumdumb -1 points0 points ago

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Hate to break it to you, but one of those isn't yours.

[–]gmorales87 0 points1 point ago

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Self-bukkake?

[–]HookDragger 0 points1 point ago

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Personally I feel like the toilet should stop moving so fucking much.

[–]MagnificentBasterd 0 points1 point ago

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This is a lot funnier on the internet.

"Oh man. That felt burp so good. Just took a piss like pokemon"

edit: upon further assessment, it does retain its humor

[–]Bravo9000 0 points1 point ago

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ARE YOU NOT ENTRETEINED?

[–]Delfishie 0 points1 point ago

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This is more my style, though perhaps with a bit more gushing.

[–]SenTedStevens -1 points0 points ago

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You have 2 "cannons" coming out of your shoulders?

[–]mijazma -1 points0 points ago

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taking into account that pokemon are your reference, you're probably not old enough to be drinking in the first place

[–]eFFeeMMe -4 points-3 points ago

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For fuck's sake, it's getting depressing in here with all the posts about being drunk or high reaching the front page.

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