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[–]ExtraGood 9 points10 points ago

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I like how he's balding in real life.

[–]sparperetor -4 points-3 points ago

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it's not "Real life" it's the difference between "then" (when you had to unt for clothes) and "now"

[–]bbsitdon 2 points3 points ago

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This reads like a Fight Club reference to me.

[–]Fucha 1 point2 points ago

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He shoots to thrill

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"he who makes a beast out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Pee Wee Herman

one of the truest quotes ever.

[–]jolieRules 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, the glory days when you had to hunt for your food, when Men were Men!! Ps, to 80% of all redditors: You realize that means no hot pockets, right?

[–]what_the_crap 4 points5 points ago

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soooo, only pizza roles?

[–]lantech 1 point2 points ago

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I... AM A PIZZA

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Ps, to 80% of redditors: You would either be gored & slain by that boar, or you would spend your life without clothes.

[–]Modern_Caveman 1 point2 points ago

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A day in the life of Buffalo Bill.

[–]Iable-A 0 points1 point ago

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Bear grylls hunts like that. Piss fresh from the bladder is a lot smoother

[–]CaveWitch 0 points1 point ago

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I think this is why I'm so angry all the time.

[–]dag1979 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of my wife. She loves meat, loves game meat and has no problem with hunting. She just doesn't want to do it herself and doesn't like it when I go.

[–]ColdChemical 0 points1 point ago

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-Minecraft-

[–]Alexxishere -1 points0 points ago

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<(:[)-ll_ll~ upside down unicorn is sad

[–]goodoldayz -5 points-4 points ago

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why do people keep calling me but never talk to me when i answer these posts ?