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[–]funkblast 61 points62 points ago

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They told me I could be anything I wanted...

[–]hafetysazard 43 points44 points ago

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[–]KnifeyJames 21 points22 points ago

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That's my favorite PBF comic. I think of it every time some bitty on facebook posts the "My teacher asked us what we wanted to be when we grow up. I said I wanted to be happy. He told me I didn't understand the question. I told him he didn't understand life." inspirational copypasta bullshit on her facebook status.

[–]cheeseisntdairy 2 points3 points ago

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Thats a John Lennon quote...

[–]OfficerMudkip 4 points5 points ago

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It's still bullshit, just like everything John Lennon said.

[–]UncookedGnome 11 points12 points ago

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... I mean, who wouldn't want to be a car! You get so much ass!

[–]tcrafard 43 points44 points ago

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I remember seeing this as a kid... .what was this from??

[–]sacredblasphemies 64 points65 points ago

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Turbo Teen.

[–]leap2 15 points16 points ago

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I used to love that show when I was a kid.

[–]wadleyst 13 points14 points ago

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If you enjoyed remembering that, you'll LOVE remembering this!

[–]Chicken-n-Waffles 8 points9 points ago*

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I loved the live action one.

[–]raydeen 2 points3 points ago

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God, I haven't thought of that in years! One of the guys I work with and I were going over old live action shows yesterday. Far out Space Nuts, Lost Saucer, Big Foot and Wild Boy, Space Academy, Jason of Star Command, Ark II, Shazam and Isis, Land of the Lost...oh man the memories of 70's Saturday mornings...

[–]wadleyst 2 points3 points ago

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I still like to put on the camel Kaboobies laugh every now and then. Just to make a point that all things become less politically relevant as time passes.

[–]Chicken-n-Waffles 1 point2 points ago

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Kaptain Kool and the Kongs are well into their 60s.

[–]tcrafard 2 points3 points ago

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I sure did!!

[–]ojolejano 1 point2 points ago

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oooohhhh

[–]jaydeejj 11 points12 points ago

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Wow they didn't try very hard on title did they?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Short, accurate titles that don't use memes are much easier to recall a month later.

[–]Jonno_FTW 7 points8 points ago

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Carburettor Kids?

[–]Hypersapien 1 point2 points ago

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It would be "kid" since it was only the one character who turned into anything.

[–]beigemore 5 points6 points ago

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I always remember some episode where he was shrunk, and then drove off a table or something into an aquarium. When everything back to "normal" he was coughing and pulled like an aquarium filter out of his mouth.

[–]robeph 1 point2 points ago

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He ate a pepper.

[–]throwawaystress 108 points109 points ago

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[–]KaptainKnails 20 points21 points ago

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[–]VZGQIR 5 points6 points ago

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My favorite part is when he invoked the name of his unholy lord to summon the power to destroy the moon into a Pegasus.

My least favorite part is when that bitch called him out on his secret identity.

[–]UnderpantsKnome 44 points45 points ago

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You can literally put junk in his trunk.

[–]energyx271828 38 points39 points ago

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his butthole turns into the tailpipe

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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And the penis becomes the stick shift.

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[–]mwleather 25 points26 points ago

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I am trying to imagine someone's reaction if they were to read this comment without knowing the context.

[–]WildKittyv1 3 points4 points ago

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I enjoyed watching his face flatten out and turn into a grill.

Actually, that was fucking terrifying.

[–]Gback 15 points16 points ago

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[–]leap2 5 points6 points ago

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I had that red car. The action figures for the characters were small, but well-made, I remember.

[–]palsh7 3 points4 points ago

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I had this one. I pretended it was Kitt, though.

Scumbag MASK fan.

[–]eferoth 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god! It shot those three red discs out of the front, right? I haven't thought of this for twenty years at least.

[–]palsh7 2 points3 points ago

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Yup. Sidenote: Those disk-shooting handgun toys were the shit. Remember those? Here's one. Mine was orange.

[–]eferoth 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't have one. A bit sad now.

[–]Eipo 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't the whole front of the car flip around?

[–]arachnophilia 0 points1 point ago

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holy shit. me too.

[–]Tesro 2 points3 points ago

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I always wanted the red car. My parents bought me the green motorcycle that was also a helicopter. I gave up on MASK toys after my parents never got the picture.

[–]flyingnomad 2 points3 points ago

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I had the lorry. It fired a missile from inside it, I seem to remember. Used to wreak havoc amongst my He-man toys. Served them right for being so much bigger than the little MASK dudes.

[–]justreadthis 2 points3 points ago

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several years ago i bought a bunch of old MASK toys off ebay for way more money than i should have paid. Now they are sitting in a box in my closet and i am debating whether to get them down for my 3 year old to play with or try and sell them.

I loved MASK as a kid. still not sure why i decided to buy the shit as an adult.

[–]MattGabe 1 point2 points ago

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Im interested in them :)

[–]justreadthis 0 points1 point ago

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if i get a chance i will look and see which ones i had and pm you.

[–]wadleyst 1 point2 points ago

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You are awesome for remembering this. Now remember this.

[–]57Chevy 1 point2 points ago

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This was obviously after Shaggy had gone to rehab ;)

[–]zip_000 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck, I don't remember a single thing about that cartoon, but the feeling of watching it just washed back over me. When the kid jumps on the robot/scooter, it was just a huge wave of nostalgia!

[–]doot_doot 11 points12 points ago

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werecar!

[–]sculptedpixels 9 points10 points ago

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Someone get a silver potato for it's exhaust pipe!

[–]WiffleHat 22 points23 points ago

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Somewhere, somebody is furiously masturbating to this.

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[–]cynicroute 3 points4 points ago

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It amazes me that you happened to just have this laying around.

[–]patmcdoughnut 1 point2 points ago

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Haha Redditch. I want to live there.

[–]Cheezykins 1 point2 points ago

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You really really don't.

[–]DJ_BuddySystem 0 points1 point ago

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[–]zBriGuy 9 points10 points ago

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[–]my_man_krishna 1 point2 points ago

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Abominable.

[–]monkeyfett8 13 points14 points ago

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You wouldn't transform into a car.

Fuck you! I would if I could.

[–]AFGiant 6 points7 points ago

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Watching his face stretch and mold is going to give me nightmares.

[–]Minimumtyp 7 points8 points ago

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You wouldn't download a car.

No, but I'll turn into one, fucker.

[–]seluropnek 6 points7 points ago

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The way he twitches right before he transforms is reminiscent of what a cat looks like right before it pukes.

[–]my_man_krishna 2 points3 points ago

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hurk hurk hurk hurk

[–]WingItHXC 4 points5 points ago

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He's a werecar

[–]uchi 4 points5 points ago

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People fucking LOVED the Pontiac Firebird. Or as anyone else besides Pontiac liked to call it, the flaming chicken.

[–]gandalfblue 3 points4 points ago

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hey don't go dissing The Bandit's ride

[–]Hypersapien 3 points4 points ago

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Ah, Turbo Teen. I remember that being such an awesome show.

And I refuse to have that memory be shattered by actually watching any old clips of it.

[–]brash 6 points7 points ago

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I used to think I perhaps dreamed this show because for the longest time NO ONE else remembered it. They thought the premise of a show about a guy who turns into a car in hot water sounded completely batshit.

They were sort of right

[–]galactose 1 point2 points ago

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I thought I dreamed this show too! Everybody I described it to thought I was nuts.

[–]bsilver 0 points1 point ago

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Technically the existence of the show doesn't mean you're not nuts.

[–]nogswarth 3 points4 points ago

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My eyes just got wider and wider as this transpired.

[–]skckid 3 points4 points ago

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That's creepy as fuck

[–]SpacemanJim 4 points5 points ago

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Now watch it again, but imagine him screaming at the excruciating pain of every part of the grotesque transformation.

[–]practicalize 3 points4 points ago

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Human Centipede would turn into a train

[–]sayrith 2 points3 points ago

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dat trunk

[–]hoirkmann 2 points3 points ago

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I used to watch that show. That transformation is way more ridiculous than I remember.

[–]gamegodone 2 points3 points ago

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He graduated from ITT tech.

[–]whoamomma 1 point2 points ago

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I used to watch that show as a kid i forget what it's called

[–]jorgesoos 2 points3 points ago

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TurboTeen! Keep him away from water!

[–]slackpipe 3 points4 points ago

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I thought it was when he got hot. Ranma 1/2 is the water.

[–]jorgesoos 1 point2 points ago

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When he's the car if he hits water he turns back. I remember one episode where half of him goes in the water, so he's this screwed up half-car, half-kid hybrid. That gave me nightmares.

[–]slackpipe 0 points1 point ago

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I can imagine. I barely remember this cartoon. Didn't even know the name of it. But I think I can almost remember what you are talking about.

[–]non00b 1 point2 points ago

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... back when animation was world-class.

[–]Blue_Falcon 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, well, where are the in between stages between slides 1 and 2? I DEMAND Evidence. All you've shown is MACRO evolution not micro.

[–]luthiz 1 point2 points ago

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Junk in the trunk increasing...

[–]nartistic 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't think the Were-Car curse worked on humans...

[–]Miss_Irridescence 1 point2 points ago

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Did anyone else think of Bender into a warecar?

[–]ojolejano 0 points1 point ago

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I loved that tv show, but i think it lasted like 3 months tops.

[–]sliipeery 0 points1 point ago

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You should see how he gets a lube job..!!

[–]czhunc 0 points1 point ago

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bbbbbbbbb! Fuck!

[–]BlackWolf_001 0 points1 point ago

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That looks ... painful.

[–]Blissfull 0 points1 point ago

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Sad. Had a nice ass.

[–]lonesharkx 0 points1 point ago

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I remember this show when I was a kid in reruns that and the flying trans-am. yay nostalgia night

[–]sayrith 0 points1 point ago

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should have been a woman

[–]frijolin 0 points1 point ago

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AMA request for a high school counselor

[–]Rats_In_Boxes 0 points1 point ago

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i vaguely remember this show in the era of incredibly shitty hanna-barbera cartoons. didn't his super power revolve around eating hot dogs?

[–]EltaninAntenna 0 points1 point ago

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Did I see the trollface at some point during the transformation?

[–]Beartown 0 points1 point ago

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The only way to stop being a warecar is to kill the original cursed warecar.

[–]lookatmythingy 0 points1 point ago

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Just a point of science pedantry: Individuals don't evolve, populations do.

[–]IrishVegeta 0 points1 point ago

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ahh, my childhood

[–]lilstumpz 0 points1 point ago

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dat ass

[–]ashcore 0 points1 point ago

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I expected him to turn into Ace and Gary's car.

[–]snookonahook 0 points1 point ago

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He was trained on the racetrack, at night, while holding an autostone.

[–]Bonkmaster 0 points1 point ago

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Talk about junk in the trunk

[–]redd0nkulous 0 points1 point ago

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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[–]DarthClam 0 points1 point ago

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They told me I could be anything I want... so I became a car.

[–]arachnophilia 0 points1 point ago

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[–]hahaLoLguy 0 points1 point ago

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Needs the evolution music playing.

[–]sweegorg 0 points1 point ago

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Please, as a matter of great urgency and importance, answer me a couple questions. Does the title of this signify something? As in a quote that goes something like, "He's growing, he's.... evolving." My friends and I have been trying to remember what this is from for YEARS.

[–]bulletprooff 0 points1 point ago

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This is proof that evolution isn't real. Cars aren't humans!! DUH!!

[–]Crasken 0 points1 point ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now...

[–]union_pacific 0 points1 point ago

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I stole this .gif from /funny, and got over 400 karma from it on /trees, which was way more than the original guy got. You've bested my score, though. Hats off.

[–]bsilver 0 points1 point ago

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Was his junk in the trunk?

[–]JohnThePhantom -4 points-3 points ago

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