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[–]dsvaughn10694 49 points50 points ago

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[–]lupin96 11 points12 points ago

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how is this....

what is this?

i don't even...

Why!?

[–]FUCKlupin96 8 points9 points ago

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Because Fuck You that's why.

[–]Smoker_Toker 8 points9 points ago

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[–]xmnstr 4 points5 points ago

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That's not a cantaloupe melon!

[–]breakingchances 179 points180 points ago

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Buying 60 cantaloupes isn't normal.. but on math it is.

[–]Mr_Bland 102 points103 points ago

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Math: Not even once.

[–]crod242 68 points69 points ago

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Top comment 4 months ago:

1badls2goat (_) 496 points

Buying 60 canteloupes isn't normal.

But on math it is.

Math...not even once.

This is an automated message.

[–]KindBass 17 points18 points ago

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Woah... cool!

[–]Richie_Rich 11 points12 points ago

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People read past comments?!?!

[–]Demynhunter 0 points1 point ago

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This is an automated message.

Haha, people.

[–]lupin96 7 points8 points ago

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No it is not.

[–]crod242 5 points6 points ago

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Sorted by top, yes it is.

[–]lupin96 12 points13 points ago

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i meant the automated message...

[–]crod242 13 points14 points ago

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Automation isn't as cheap as it used to be.

[–]Epona666 3 points4 points ago

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no, its automated. you have my word. Crod242 is an AI I built myself.

[–]TheAthiestOfAtheists 4 points5 points ago

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Nice try, devil horse.

[–]Epona666 2 points3 points ago

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ah, a nonbeliever I see

[–]lupin96 1 point2 points ago

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He doesn't believe in atheists.

[–]notLOL 1 point2 points ago

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SOMEONE HIRE THIS LIAR!

[–]illdoitnaked 1 point2 points ago

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So did (s)he.

[–]MOLESTOTHESUPERAPIST 0 points1 point ago

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But in math it is.

[–]Kind_Of_A_Dick 2 points3 points ago

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[–]exflashkick 13 points14 points ago

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I like how you used the same exact top voted joke from the post this was reposted from.

[–]TLUL -1 points0 points ago

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If you think that's where it started, you haven't been on the internet long enough.

[–]exflashkick 8 points9 points ago

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Good thing I never said that?

[–]seagramsextradrygin 0 points1 point ago

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Yup.. pretty shameless, guy

[–]Canteloupe 7 points8 points ago

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I think it's wrong to buy even one cantaloupe. We should be allowed to live free and independent lives!

[–]CuntBagFaceJerk 0 points1 point ago

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Why is it on math but not in math?

[–]jasonskjonsby 58 points59 points ago

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Repost and not a true peanuts comic.

[–]mexicodoug 45 points46 points ago

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True peanuts comics never include words like "hell."

[–]adhiofawkes -2 points-1 points ago

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Then what kind of words they include of?

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

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I'm going to attribute a sentence that poorly constructed due to you being drunk. Congratulations on your intoxication!

[–]mmrnmhrm 6 points7 points ago

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Written with an eye-wrenching font.

[–]kriah 1 point2 points ago

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The font could be a lot worse.

[–]cpq29gpl 4 points5 points ago

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I am fairly certain nobody thinks that is an actual Schultz creation. Relax on that count.

[–]BluLite 0 points1 point ago

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Was the "not legit-ness" not given away by the "@KARIMI" watermark?

[–]Ryan7395 -3 points-2 points ago

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Damn. Thought I'd finally found a funny one.

[–]ImageBot 90 points91 points ago

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[–]from_the_past 23 points24 points ago

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no mistakes good work imagebot

[–]GarlicFry 17 points18 points ago

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That'll do, bot. That'll do.

[–]Scythe_of_the_Celt 2 points3 points ago

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You're the man, bro!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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You just called a robot bro. This reminds me of a java bot I had for aim chat his screen name was brobot.

[–]adhiofawkes 0 points1 point ago

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brobot

no

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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I don't even recall if me or my friend made the name I have no regrets. Except maybe for forgetting the password which doesn't matter because no one uses aim anymore.

[–]JonSherwell 16 points17 points ago

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Not a real peanuts comic, Schulz never even worked close to blue.

[–]Ericzzz 5 points6 points ago

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Exactly. I curse like a sailor, but I'm shocked and offended by someone putting the world "hell" in the mouth of a Peanuts character. It's just not right.

[–]JonSherwell 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not shocked nor am I offended, but its not a Schulz.

[–]cafezinho 5 points6 points ago

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You know Peanuts cartoons are so ingrained in the American psyche that no one ever seems to notice how effed up Sally's hair is.

[–]OnClouds 2 points3 points ago

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Holy shit, I just noticed this. It's like her hair is a bird, except instead of a head, it just had a forest of pubes.

[–]mexicodoug 2 points3 points ago

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That's art. Insidious, isn't it?

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[–]cafezinho 0 points1 point ago

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That would make the most sense. It's not a pretty bow though.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I'm sure it was just a cantaloupe eating contest.

[–]Canteloupe 0 points1 point ago

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I sure hope not...Maybe they just wanted some new friends.

[–]fos4545 5 points6 points ago

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Who're calling a cantaloupe, you melonhead?

[–]Canteloupe 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, I take offense to that! I'm no melonhead!

[–]sixtyt3 0 points1 point ago

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Redditor for 1 yr... slow clap

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Actually, grocery store managers would deal with these kinds of volumes on a daily basis. So would grocery warehouse distributors. No one would question their sanity.

[–]gtechIII 2 points3 points ago

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Math. Not even once.

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[–]Canteloupe 6 points7 points ago

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Me too!

[–]Parzee 2 points3 points ago

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Is your name 'Cantaloupes'?

[–]Canteloupe 6 points7 points ago

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No, but it's close.

[–]ropers 1 point2 points ago

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Well, that and in futures trading.

[–]derekaa 1 point2 points ago

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Or if you work at Edible Arrangements :(

[–]grumpywarner 1 point2 points ago

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What if you're a produce manager? Yeah just being a Dick.

[–]wisconsinrules 1 point2 points ago

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Only on reddit, would people never assume goods are bought for resale and making a profit.

[–]xiipaoc 1 point2 points ago

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...Or in a grocery store's purchasing department.

[–]josh1123 1 point2 points ago

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I had a problem in math once that went a little something like this:

You buy a used car for $40,000, 31% off the normal price. I refused to answer, a used car, 31% off is still 40 thousand? Fuck math.

[–]JVanity 1 point2 points ago

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You could be a retail buyer talking to a wholesaler

[–]reflion 1 point2 points ago

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[–]sacramentalist 1 point2 points ago

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He lost a cake back there. Now he's only got a mere three thirteens of cakes.

Or maybe it's easier to think of it as the sum of the first three powers of three: 31 + 32 + 33

[–]BenCelotil 1 point2 points ago

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"If I have three beans, and I add one bean, what do I have?"

"A very small casserole."

[–]hacktalk 1 point2 points ago

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Have you ever bought 60 cantaloupes? Have you ever bought 60 cantaloups ON MATH?!?!?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Maths*

[–]mt3chn1k 0 points1 point ago

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Now homeland security would be investigating you.

And by investigating I mean "body cavity search".

[–]Konrad4th 0 points1 point ago

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I went into a grocery store once and bought a dozen cans of gravy, nothing else.

[–]darthhater87 0 points1 point ago

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Don't eat cantaloupes youll get listeria

[–]Tygere 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think she actually uses the word hell..

[–]Harutinator 0 points1 point ago

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In Fergie's voice

[–]HegemonBean 0 points1 point ago

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The buyer of said cantaloupes is always named something odd like Yolanda for some reason.

[–]beefjeerkyjerk 0 points1 point ago

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Hipster fact: It's not uncommon that people who think they're buying cantaloupes are usually buying muskmelons.

[–]reallyhellacool 0 points1 point ago

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So word on the street is this is a repost? Well I've got one thing to say about that

[–]SaShayLaLu 0 points1 point ago

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This is so fitting. I just got home from the grocery store where an old lady and an young lady were checking out with a cart FILLED with nothing but cantaloupes, eggs and rolls of ground beef. They literally had the cart heaping with just those 3 things (we're talking a 100 eggs, over 20 cantaloupes, and probably about 60 pounds of ground beef) and I for the life of me can't figure out what you could make with that.

[–]patriotspwn 0 points1 point ago

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How many cantaloupes can I buy before the store manager either calls the cops or sends me to an insane asylum?

[–]gooddaysir 0 points1 point ago

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Mr. Belding: Screech, you can't elope!

Screech: Who are you calling a canteloupe, you melon head?!

[–]aidorei 0 points1 point ago

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Only in math can you take someone you don't know's apples for no reason other than to take them and not end up with a black eye.

[–]PunPuncher 0 points1 point ago

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Good god, posted this like 2 weeks ago and got 0 karma -_-

[–]rkarthik 0 points1 point ago

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Only in math it is possible for you to give a friend $10, who only needs $8, and actually get $2 back

[–]Metalgrowler 0 points1 point ago

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Fergie from the black eyed peas voiced Sally in the cartoons I know I will see this on a TIL.

[–]KillerLawnGnome 0 points1 point ago

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[–]xmnstr 0 points1 point ago

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Even buying one of those nasty fuckers makes me wonder that.

[–]motox2ashes 0 points1 point ago

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Edit: Only in math... and extreme couponing. :/

[–]iwidiwin 0 points1 point ago

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That's actually... HILARIOUS!!!!! Nice one Mr. Schultz!

[–]I0I0I0I 0 points1 point ago

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That's bullshit. My dad bought 60 cantaloups at a time frequently, for his grocery store.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No one will ever ask you why you buy 60 canteloupes, they'll just assume you run a restaurant.

[–]rice_crust 0 points1 point ago

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You could own a juice bar......

Just sayin....

[–]drsnow711 0 points1 point ago

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evidently Listeria!

[–]FuriousJ 0 points1 point ago

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What about distributors? This seems like a totally valid question to me.

[–]slurpme 0 points1 point ago

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Yur doong it rong...

[–]MissCalculation 0 points1 point ago

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We're talking about what's wrong with math and no one has mentioned clopen sets?

And yes, that does mean "both closed and open simultaneously."

Math people say this unironically.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe someone owns a fucking grocery store?

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[–]drimpossible145 0 points1 point ago

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It's just...wrong.

[–]bcjones 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like this was done on an episode of Extreme Couponing.

[–]arsenalca 0 points1 point ago

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[–]tamrix 0 points1 point ago

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Repost.

[–]khanfusion -1 points0 points ago

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Fake repost is fake repost.

[–]nine4fours -3 points-2 points ago

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Is the original really worded with "hell"? I was under the impression that Peanuts had a ton of religious overtones

[–]thaspaam -3 points-2 points ago

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repost

[–]PakistaniAmerican -1 points0 points ago

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I am so conditioned by XKCD to position my mouse pointer over the picture that I did it without even realizing it.

[–]IAmAWhaleBiologist -1 points0 points ago

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Only on Reddit can you post a fucking Peanuts comic and people will find it funny.

[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz -1 points0 points ago

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You could be running a business. I really hate this anti-math/anti-intellectualism trend. Morons.

[–]djdimensions -2 points-1 points ago

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Hhaahah, upvote for sure!

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[–]khanfusion 2 points3 points ago

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Yep. That's what the comic said, alright.