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[–]thekind253 22 points23 points ago

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Creeper!

[–]imnotdead 14 points15 points ago

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An opportunist!

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Opportunistic creeper.

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 1 point2 points ago

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Time to smoke!

[–]tylerc161 2 points3 points ago

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He's merely tying his shoes!

[–]ShakyBonez 10 points11 points ago

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With his cell phone? I guess there really IS an app for everything...

[–]Hellrazor236 0 points1 point ago

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Upskirt, the app!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Leave it to Beaver!

[–]jalareno 0 points1 point ago

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that's a nice sssssskirt you have there.....

[–]Punkgoblin -1 points0 points ago

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O snap

[–]kingkong21 15 points16 points ago

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Let's just hope he wasn't photobombed by something too.

[–]cleverlyannoying 1 point2 points ago

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I read this thrice, got it, and immediately thought of this.

[–]annoyinglyclever 1 point2 points ago

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That damn kid.

[–]runutz 0 points1 point ago

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I see no connection.

[–]cleverlyannoying 1 point2 points ago

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Think about it.

[–]runutz 2 points3 points ago

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So the reference was about a 1 second line buried in a 7 minute video... how could I have missed that?

[–]cleverlyannoying 1 point2 points ago

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I linked it right to the reference for your viewing pleasure. So... I don't know how you could have missed that.

[–]annoyinglyclever 1 point2 points ago

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penis.

[–]cleverlyannoying 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly.

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 1 point2 points ago

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Damn you two!...

[–]Mermania27 2 points3 points ago

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what a DICK!

[–]Hello-Universe 12 points13 points ago

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[–]CrunxMan 4 points5 points ago

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What? Inconceivable!

[–]Hellrazor236 2 points3 points ago

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Get this man a Klondike. Oh, wait....

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 0 points1 point ago

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What would you do?

[–]Centuri0n- 1 point2 points ago

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Worth it.

[–]bloodredmoon 5 points6 points ago

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Wait for what? Do you mean "when you see it..."?

[–]babiesloveboobies 1 point2 points ago

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At least it wasn't "Girl gets trolled"

[–]artificiallyvain 31 points32 points ago

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dude, seriously men? this behavior is despicable!

[–]AndAgain1 34 points35 points ago

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Yeah, like any woman wouldn't do the same to catch a look at a ballsack.

[–]CrunxMan 13 points14 points ago

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My sack is beautiful.

[–]zelmerszoetrop 10 points11 points ago

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Those balls are as smooth as eggs!

[–]cocorebop 1 point2 points ago

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MISS LET ME FINISH... do ya suck... these balls?

[–]tjskydive 1 point2 points ago

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NOOOPE!

[–]istoleyourpope 45 points46 points ago

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I know! I totally agree! He should at least shoot with a basic DSLR to get a truly decent picture... It's guys like this.....

[–]fucknuckles 11 points12 points ago

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I've always found this kind of act especially creepy because there are free hi-res pictures of everything you can imagine online, and from people who consent to boot. The only appeal here that sets it apart from the pics online is the lack of consent.

[–]aSimpleMan 15 points16 points ago

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no, the appeal here is that it is of someone you know (of) in person...

[–]Blue_Falcon 3 points4 points ago

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And the act of taking the picture. That's exciting till you get caught.

[–]rmkreeg 1 point2 points ago

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He's obviously not me.

snaps fingers, skirt flies off

Fast forward is a beautiful thing.

[–]OsamaBeenModdin 6 points7 points ago

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Replace 'men' with 'dude'. Not all of us are despicable.

[–]Wargall 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, seriously dude?

[–]zelmerszoetrop 2 points3 points ago

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That rug really tied the room together.

[–]jesusapproves 2 points3 points ago

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You know you want to see it too.

[–]artificiallyvain 16 points17 points ago

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yeah i do want to see it, but i also want to get permission because i am a decent human being.

[–]iSmurfy -1 points0 points ago

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What if she says no?

[–]artificiallyvain 12 points13 points ago

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then you don't get to see anything.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Did you look at the SJ photos?

[–]artificiallyvain 5 points6 points ago

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no, but it seems like reddit was pretty happy with them. i have had the last two days off work so i've been absent (had to look up this testa character).

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Well played.

[–]artificiallyvain 2 points3 points ago

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i haven't seen the scarjo pictures but i see where you are going with your question. i've seen some nsfw links of people scarlett johansoning and from what i can gather she is taking a picture of her ass in a mirror. correct me if i'm wrong. that seems to me like a person knowingly taking a picture of herself naked. it's probably embarrassing for her that it leaked all over the internet, but she took the picture of herself. this is very different than a woman being at a celebration and having a pervert stick a phone camera under her skirt.

[–]weirds 0 points1 point ago

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I think the leak is only embarrassing because the pictures aren't very good. They are crappy low-res phone pics. Scarlett deserves high quality, big screen, professional nudes in a motion picture and she deserves to make a lot of money for them. The whole episode was a bit disappointing for me, to be honest. She is a very beautiful woman and the pics that were leaked do not do her justice.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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but i also want to get permission because i am a decent human being.

Things can be made to seem different in all sorts of ways. Everything is relevant really.

Not getting permission, is not getting permission. Whether she took the pictures her self or not.

The person that obtained the Scarjo pics could be viewed as a person that is less than respectable.

The relation of the character was my aim. Not the amount pity afforded by the victim.

[–]harrywhite1 -1 points0 points ago

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Link?

[–]dardimplefoot 0 points1 point ago

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Then you peddle your shit elsewhere!

[–]Gareth321 1 point2 points ago

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seriously men?

I know I blame all women for the actions of one. It's just common sense, right?

[–]artificiallyvain 0 points1 point ago

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yeah, cuz this guy is the only man who has ever done violating shit like this... i'm not blaming all men but it seems like the majority of you think this type of shit is harmless and funny.

[–]justguessmyusername -2 points-1 points ago

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What's always fascinated me about skirts/dresses is that their panties/lack of are in the same 3D space as me, just covered up by some material. Ladies: you do NOT own the airspace below you, I have a right to take a picture there!

[–]PoopCanoe 4 points5 points ago

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Damn that is slick ass creepin.

[–]heavensclowd 2 points3 points ago

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I like to imagine that he "accidentally" dropped his phone, bent down to pick it up, then quickly pulled this maneuver as he was standing up.

Class 5 Creeper.

[–]mgcornea 1 point2 points ago

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Why the hell are photos now saying "wait for it"? It's "when you see it". You're not waiting for anything. It's all presented right there in front of you!

[–]RickRossovich 3 points4 points ago

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I think you underestimate my sneakiness.

[–]briangilmore 1 point2 points ago

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A Mr. Deeds reference? daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum

[–]410ham 1 point2 points ago

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i think the one on the right may be my sisters gay friend

[–]Hellrazor236 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you.

[–]poo6_3J-3M_3doH_I 1 point2 points ago

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i'd rather see the photo he took.

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit! This entire thread is getting downvoted to hell.

Bring it bitches.

[–]JakeCow 0 points1 point ago

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"Love Exposure" in real life. How about that!

[–]SpreadEagleShitter 0 points1 point ago

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Dedication to the upskirt.

[–]currentlydistracted 0 points1 point ago

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that is what i call technique

[–]acoustic_phil -1 points0 points ago

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Link?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Oh I get it, I was focused on the two girls looking for something in the reflection of there sun-glasses but it was more obvious than that.

[–]namith 0 points1 point ago

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You should have made it a gif, so we would wait for a while before realizing that it wasn't changing.

[–]brain-drain 0 points1 point ago

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Michael Jackson?

[–]tumescentpie -1 points0 points ago

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Some people take pictures pointing down, some people take pictures pointing up - balance is what fappens when they happen at the same time.

[–]Kensin -4 points-3 points ago

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Am I the only one not offended by this sort of thing? I mean, if someone wants to go to great lengths to get a blurry shot of my underwear and manages to do it without me even noticing than I say have at it.

I guess it might be bad if she wasn't wearing any underwear, but who goes out in a short skirt/dress like that anyway?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Whether you're offended by it is of course up to you. Whether it's morally right is different.

[–]viper6575 -1 points0 points ago

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Mom, please stop posting on Reddit. You promised you would stop.

[–]Postremedial -1 points0 points ago

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Wouldn't mind seeing his SD card

[–]zxlllk -3 points-2 points ago

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You can't "wait for it" when looking at a picture. It doesn't change.

[–]19wallybirds 1 point2 points ago

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i agree, it's more of a "when you see it you'll shit bricks" type of thing.

[–]Entice 1 point2 points ago

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It sometimes takes a moment to find it though.

[–]zab329 0 points1 point ago

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Just wait for it, you'll get there.

[–]happyhappy101 -2 points-1 points ago

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I bet she's wearing granny underwear.

[–]andillformthehead -2 points-1 points ago

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at first, i thought you meant the girls looked like they were waiting for a facial.

[–]ass_kicker32 -1 points0 points ago

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I have those sunglasses.

[–]OldBroad -4 points-3 points ago

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Sad bastard.

[–]chrmaury -2 points-1 points ago

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I have those sunglasses. BlueBlockers are the best.

[–]punchingbabies -2 points-1 points ago

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GOOBER!

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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The jokes on him, that chick has a dick!

[–]dudewazup654 -2 points-1 points ago

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The upskirt ninja strikes again

[–]OldBroad -5 points-4 points ago

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Sad bastard.

[–]sagradia -1 points0 points ago

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Is this any different from this?

[–]WarPhalange -4 points-3 points ago

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This is a fucking picture, not a gif or video, there is nothing to wait for.

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[–]zab329 7 points8 points ago

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Seriously? Haha. Who takes self shots of them and their friend at a funeral. Ignoring the more subtle clues: hot pink lipstick, halter top, white dress, jeans. You deduced funeral from one guy wearing a suit(who also happens to be taking an up skirt picture)?

[–]kyjellopie 2 points3 points ago

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she's wearing a white dress