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[–]Saldio 507 points508 points ago

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I always imagine I'm watching the scene from a telescope and it just takes a while for the sound to reach me.

[–]what_american_dream 220 points221 points ago

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This changes everything!

[–]Short_stuff 142 points143 points ago

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BRB. Telescope fapping.

[–]khayber 97 points98 points ago

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Telefapping with my faposcope.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

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fapofapping with my telescope

[–]tomoom165 31 points32 points ago

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fapfapping with my fapfapfap.

[–]MidSolo 29 points30 points ago

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fapfapfap fap fap fapfapfap

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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International Fap Code.

[–]squink 17 points18 points ago

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fap fap fap. ffffffap ffffffap ffffffap. fap fap fap.

[–]werewere 4 points5 points ago

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SOS? I'll send rescue right away!

[–]TLUL 2 points3 points ago

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This is suspiciously like something 4chan would do. Except 4chan would use the word "nigger".

[–]what_american_dream 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus christ. I don't know why I'm laughing so hard at this cluster fuck of a fap thread. I do believe I am a bit drunk. upfaps!

[–]jf286381 5 points6 points ago

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[–]tomoom165 4 points5 points ago

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fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap. fap? fap! fapfapfapfap...

[–]phaphaphap 1 point2 points ago

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Yes?

[–]shifty1776 8 points9 points ago

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Faposcope. Trademark that now.

[–]seagramsextradrygin 6 points7 points ago

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it exists

However this is an experiment which suffers from the Heisenberg Principle.

[–]Thatguyfromlastnight 1 point2 points ago

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just got the website faposcope.com woop! im rich!!

[–]flo-BAMA 7 points8 points ago

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If you've ever wondered how it feels to be God....

[–]Nizzler 24 points25 points ago

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SLAP............slap

[–]dumdumb 10 points11 points ago

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unless the picture is delayed... then it's all: spoiler alert!

[–]KimJongIlSunglasses 16 points17 points ago

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I always imagine I'm watching the scene from a telescope

Yeah, imagine.

[–]JimbobTheBuilder 1 point2 points ago

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"aww, damn. Earth's curvature's in the way of this sexy lady"

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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But how would you hear it when it's so far away that it delays for some seconds?

[–]Spacew00t 72 points73 points ago

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Dat ass.

[–]Wild_Link_Appears 8 points9 points ago

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The sound is amplified on the way.

[–]cresteh 5 points6 points ago

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Perhaps the audio is via satellite and video is via fiberoptic?

[–]Saldio 6 points7 points ago

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A Max Hardcore ass smack.

[–]The_Director 2 points3 points ago

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Didn't he end up in jail?

[–]Gemini4t 1 point2 points ago

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He got out in July.

[–]Xenics 1 point2 points ago

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Directional microphone. As if the scenario wasn't voyeuristic enough as it is.

[–]prettykoolguy 2 points3 points ago

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Hubble ultra DEEP field.

[–]Lawsuitup 1 point2 points ago

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And in this fantasy, are you the Aliens voyeurizing the unknowing earthings?

[–]93829020 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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PORN IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE

[–]wasdy1 241 points242 points ago

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Slapping of the ass does nothing positive or negative for me.

What pisses me off to no end is hearing the guy speak at all. Also when the guy is moaning more than the girl. Just stfu and give it to her.

[–]kokomojo 189 points190 points ago

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...or when the cameraman talks. Totally breaks the fourth wall.

[–]deityofanime 108 points109 points ago

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Or when the guy is some gross, old, bald, fat guy. WHY DOES THAT HAPPEN SO MUCH?

[–]BigTortoise 49 points50 points ago

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It's sort of like the whole "Those who can't play, coach" thing.

[–]gojirra 13 points14 points ago

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He's talking about the porno star not the camera man. Why would you ever fucking see the camera man?

[–]klapaucius 7 points8 points ago

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If it's a really bad cameraman, they'll actually comment on what's happening. One time the guy actually turned the camera around to give input. What the hell, camera guy.

[–]BigTortoise 12 points13 points ago

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A reflection caught on camera from anything from a mirror, to a window, to a mailbox.

[–]ChipChase 6 points7 points ago

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ENHANCE!

[–]self_periesta 7 points8 points ago

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Tears

[–]DaCeph 3 points4 points ago

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Your mailbox is made out of mirror glass?

[–]unloud 1 point2 points ago

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He's Jonathan Ive.

[–]NotCoffeeTable 1 point2 points ago

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what? I don't even understand how that works with his question... o.0

[–]justin_144 2 points3 points ago

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The coaches don't wanna bench the fat hairy bald guys.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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because lots of gross, old, bald, fat guys watch porn and it helps them to relate to the scenario on screen.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Lots of everyone watches porn though. I think it's one of those near universally used products.

[–]rjcarr 23 points24 points ago

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If all you watched were ripped dudes with 10" dongs you'd lose all hope of ever getting laid again.

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[–]rjcarr 14 points15 points ago

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Touché, that was insensitive, wasn't it?

[–]Howisdiscool 2 points3 points ago

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"Oh yeah can I just grab that?"

Danny Devito-esque hand come from the first person view

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Because the requirements for a male porn actor are all about his junk. They want a long enough penis that the common positions will not result in him falling out as several of them do with an average length penis. They need him to be able to maintain an erection for a very long time regardless of what else is going on, and then come on command. They obviously prefer attractive men who meet those criteria, but there's simply not that many men that do meet them, so they settle for whatever they can get.

[–]geoff422 1 point2 points ago

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Because Ron Jeremy made a pact with Satan.

[–]midnitebr 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, like in Torbe movies. The guy finds amazing chicks but i just can't fucking fap watching that fat, hairy belly covering a fucking third of the screen.

[–]interflop 2 points3 points ago

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It's to make you feel better about your chances in comparison.

[–]hmwith 1 point2 points ago

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Most porn is targeted toward men.

[–]loudeater 5 points6 points ago

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I still don't get this. Disgusting fat men fucking the shit out of a woman turns me off, plain and simple. Im not saying the guy should look amazing, just average enough for me not to give a shit.

[–]hawaiianrule 3 points4 points ago

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...or when the midget falls off the grandmother dressed up as a pony.

[–]Mr_Radar 1 point2 points ago

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or at the end of the scene when they sit their with the camera on the dudes dick while he jerks off for 20mins. If the girls can no longer make you cum then find a new profession. /firstworldproblems.

[–]Maverick1717 41 points42 points ago

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AW YEA SUCK THAT DICK BABY

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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Or, in the foreign douchebag accent: "Ooo Yee, sack tat tick, beebee! Fook, fook, ah shat."

[–]FLY_MOLO 4 points5 points ago

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click clack click clack

[–]Saldio 1 point2 points ago

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DROPPIN LOADS!!

[–]dibsODDJOB 30 points31 points ago

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click on other part of video scroll bar.

video pauses awkwardly on close up of guy's face while video buffers.

[–]douglasr007 3 points4 points ago

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"Why does it seem like he's getting a pixel facial of many different colors?"

[–]Lafali 15 points16 points ago

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Someone has never seen Manuel Ferrara the Orgasm Whisperer. Seriously watch any major Elegant Angel movie.

[–]Naphine 8 points9 points ago

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I'm inclined to agree. As much as it usually shouldn't and doesn't matter who the male pornstar involved is, I prefer this gent more than any other, at least he doesn't look like he's just trying to get it done brusquely as if he has a flan in the oven or something

[–]nyr14 32 points33 points ago

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Flan is a very tricky custard, which requires proper attention.

[–]e2390lopez 3 points4 points ago

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Yet it is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy. Tembleque too.

[–]procrastinates 24 points25 points ago

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As a woman I love hearing the guys make some noise, and hate when the girls don't stop ever making noise. Way too fake and obnoxious then.

[–]policeowl 8 points9 points ago

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"OOOohhhh my gooood look at those tittiieeeessss holy fuck ohmifuckinggod turn around baby lemme see that ass turn around baby awwwwwwwwwwwwwww fuuuuuuuckkkkk. Daym."

[–]I_like_ice_cream 14 points15 points ago

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I don't mind the guy speaking if he sounds like a normal guy who's enjoying himself, rather than a juvenile bonehead.

Oh yeah...lemme see those titties. Yeah, make those titties bounce...yeah...take it.

Part of enjoying porn is making yourself forget that you're watching an actress going through the motions. Whenever the actor does or says something that no woman would find erotic, this illusion is broken

[–]The_Drunk_Chelonian 35 points36 points ago

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As a gay man, hearing about how people watch straight porn is very interesting to me... It must be kind of weird only wanting to see one of the actors.

[–]KingGorilla 20 points21 points ago

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What about lesbian porn? for me it's a win, win, win

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points ago

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As a straight man, I feel it must be kind of weird only wanting to see men fuck each other in their assholes.

[–]ThufirrHawat 2 points3 points ago

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Strapons!

[–]StochasticOoze 1 point2 points ago

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I don't mind seeing the guys; I just don't want the focus to be on them.

That said, it also helps if they're not fat, old or ugly.

[–]StochasticOoze 3 points4 points ago

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While I generally agree, it depends on the context. On some rare occasions where the guy and girl have really good chemistry, the talking can be a turn-on.

[–]Xizer 2 points3 points ago

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Solution: lesbian porn only.

[–]jplvhp 3 points4 points ago

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I am a female and I agree with this statement. Also close-ups of the guys' face.

[–][deleted] 57 points58 points ago*

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Blame the editor for that one. Its actually a common technique for syncing audio and video. Usually they use a slate to do it before they cut in to the film, but in low budget porn they cant afford it and usually go with the ass slapping method.

Unfortunately all of this is for nothing when a website encodes video at 29.97FPS and audio at 30FPS or vice versa.

Edit: I was talking mostly out of my ass and ended up being mostly right.

[–]grimlock123 12 points13 points ago

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They haven't run sync with a clapboard in years on any real set, porn or otherwise. In porn they'll ether run the microphones into the camera, or use a wireless transmitter, or use a time code sync, or just leave the onboard on and match it afterwards which is easier then using a clapper. The only reason you'd use a clapboard is if the camera was unable to record sound (Like a film camera which hasn't been used in porn in along time.) Real legitimate productions use timecode clapboard that display the current time on them and display the scene number when the person drop the clapper (It still claps but that's mostly to make more people comfortable.) but porn rarely has enough takes.

The reason porn goes out of sync has to do more with the encoding process in post then what happens on set.

-Post Production guy.

[–]wormnut 16 points17 points ago

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I never realized slates could be used for that. Cool. Why do you know that?

[–]davvblack 22 points23 points ago

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That's one of their primary reasons for even existing.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Took a film class or two.

[–]marquizzo 10 points11 points ago

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Dammit, well which one is it? One or two?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Unfortunately that info is lost with the ages.

[–]Bravo9000 3 points4 points ago

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0.o how expensive can a slate be?

[–]myhandleonreddit 3 points4 points ago

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No, it's because you're watching it on Redtube which is probably about 4 or 5 different digital compression transcodes away from the editor of the film.

[–]Urusai89 1 point2 points ago

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they encode audio and video differently? I figured they'd encode it together since it's all one file.

[–]m42a 7 points8 points ago

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No, the video stream and audio stream are encoded separately and placed next to each other in the file. They do it that way since then you can use any video format with any audio format. If they were mixed together you would have to write a separate decoder for every video/audio pair, whereas separately you can write a decoder for an audio format once and use it with any video format you can already decode. Plus, separate decoders are easier to debug.

[–]metaphorever 1 point2 points ago

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Most of the video filetypes that we use are actually container formats. The audio and video inside these wrappers can be encoded in a variety of ways using different combinations of codecs.

[–]crookycrisp 64 points65 points ago

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That's why they snap the black and white boards at the beginning of a movie scene. So they can line up the audio more precisely.

[–]LocalForumTr0LL 2 points3 points ago

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the more you know..

[–]thegreatmunizzle 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Ihasn 74 points75 points ago

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Same thing for me at a strip club. However when the audio is out of sync irl somethings wrong

[–]Se7en_Sinner 52 points53 points ago

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It just means you need to get your augmentation checked.

[–]BDS_UHS 44 points45 points ago

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Jensen. What are you doing in a strip club? You need to complete your mission. But uh, while you're there, you might as well pick up a few bitches for me. Put them on the company card, Sarif will never notice. Thanks for doing me a solid. Pritchard out.

[–]braceforimpact 11 points12 points ago

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Totally read that in his voice.

[–]turtal46 142 points143 points ago

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Porn: guy slaps girl's ass

Me: fapping fapping fapping

Porn: guy tells girl to turn around and slaps girl hard on her face

Me: fapping...fapping

Porn: guy continues to slap girl, over and over, girl doesn't like it, but likes money more

Me: fapping...

Porn: guy tells girl to open her mouth, and spits in her mouth

Me: "...wtf?" closes window

[–]Mr_Gutsy 30 points31 points ago

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Also, random speculum inside the girl's rectum.

[–]gojirra 13 points14 points ago

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You've been watching Asian porn haven't you...

[–]BabyWookie 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah. That's very hot.

[–]esoteric416 15 points16 points ago

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I hate that shit too, especially the slapping.

[–]Godtiermasturbator 12 points13 points ago

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A little bit is ok, it's just when the girl starts to look like she's not game for it that I get turned off.

[–]mentalcaseinspace 12 points13 points ago

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There are scenes where it's just totally out of place. But I've also seen a few instances where the girl was totally into it and did it back, and it was sort of a turn on, or where the girl really enjoyed being submissive. And that can work too. But I could live without spitting in mouths in my porn. There's also other much weired stuff I can live without, girls licking mens anuses, or sucking their toes.

[–]gojirra 10 points11 points ago

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For some strange reason, I hate when a guy beats up on a girl or spits, etc on the girl, but when another girl does it, it becomes super hot.

[–]a2wickedd991 43 points44 points ago

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I'm 12 and what is this.

[–]turtal46 39 points40 points ago

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Masturbation.

[–]stillalone 5 points6 points ago

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stop jerking off, son.

[–]BabyWookie 2 points3 points ago

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You close the window on the best part? WTF?

[–]xilpaxim 16 points17 points ago

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I'm jealous, you get to watch your porn with the audio on.

[–]Garek 13 points14 points ago

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Headphones dude.

[–]illz569 12 points13 points ago

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But then you don't hear when your mom/roommate/girlfriend comes in.

[–]shadowmask 15 points16 points ago

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One ear, dude!

[–]illz569 14 points15 points ago

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How am I supposed to enjoy porn if I can't listen to it in stereo?

[–]flawlesslylogical 48 points49 points ago

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Actually, slapping girls asses while having sex does very little for me IRL, but they seem to dig it, so ya gots too.

[–]euclide760 54 points55 points ago

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does it help if they ask you to slap they asses? that shits wats up

[–]jambi1987 59 points60 points ago

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"slap they asses". A great line to end the week on.

[–]Enphuego 8 points9 points ago

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Yep, closing my browser window, shutting down the PC and heading home now.

[–]Antrikshy 2 points3 points ago

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Browsing Reddit on phone... Get home and start web browser, homepage Reddit.

[–]JustinTime112 10 points11 points ago

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Yeah, I always thought it was some weird thing that some guys liked. I never really liked spanking in my porn. But my ex-girlfriend always wanted me to do it, so maybe it's actually a girl thing.

[–]midas22 6 points7 points ago

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Of course, same thing with pulling hair or holding on to her arm behind her back or even (lightly) strangehold her. Most girls have a small part rape fantasy in them through evolution cause that's how we used to do it back in the day... but, you know, tread carefully with this.

[–]helpfulinfo 1 point2 points ago

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Girls did not evolve rape fetishes, fetishes are learned.

[–]mentalcaseinspace 11 points12 points ago

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I think it relates to the principle that small amount of pain will get treated by the body with endorfines, so the slapping is a good thing. I know many girls that like it, and I don't mind doing it, but I agree that it doesn't turn me on anything extra really. But the thought of turning her on turns me on, so indirectly it does.

[–]stufff 16 points17 points ago

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I think it relates to the principle that small amount of pain will get treated by the body with endorfines, so the slapping is a good thing.

This is why I flick girls in the ear and give them indian burns during sex. It's very sexy.

[–]thisuserisok 19 points20 points ago

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Hold on. Get off me and give me your forearm. You are going to love this.

[–]Zirvo 8 points9 points ago

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No chick has chimed in on this. So here's some female PoV. Ask before you make it a habit. End of story. I hate that shit. Total turn off. Like, flip the switch, find your pants and gtfo, turn off.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Another chick here. I love getting my ass slapped. I'll tell you to slap it if I feel like you aren't doing it enough. This is why I like positions where the guy is behind, prime ass-slapping positions.

[–]Zirvo 3 points4 points ago

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See now I dont mind these positions at all, I just don't like getting slapped. I am not a child, I am not getting punished, I'm a woman shagging you senseless: don't slap me for any reason, ever. Asking is a good idea, having this chick ^ above tell you ahead of time is an even better idea. IMO always be vocal about what you like and dislike. Then everyone is on the same page.

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I don't see it as being treated like a child, or even being punished really. The act just makes me feel dirty, like a rush of adrenaline maybe. I figured most people were into it, but it must just be a dirty whore fetish. But I do completely agree with you on vocalizing your likes and dislikes, otherwise no one leaves happy.

[–]laszlomoholy 0 points1 point ago

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BestFemaleFapArtist is much more attractive than Zirvo.

[–]ylca 4 points5 points ago

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That's why you start with the test tap.

[–]badComicTiming 13 points14 points ago

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Are you kidding? Who doesn't like to see a nice ass jiggle after being slapped?

[–]perrycox69 10 points11 points ago

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Works with gay porn too.

[–]thisuserisok 2 points3 points ago

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If there are girl's asses in your porn then your doing it wrong.

[–]MickJT 2 points3 points ago

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Gay also includes female.

[–]bythog 3 points4 points ago

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The only thing this thread has done for me is make me realize that I haven't been laid in a while. A loooong while.

[–]KITTOx 4 points5 points ago

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I think it's kind of silly.

UNLESS IT'S IN SLOW MOTION.

[–]AddisonH 21 points22 points ago

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Correct use of pie charts. Well done. Continue eating crayons, it seems to work for you.

[–]behaaki 12 points13 points ago

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You forgot: annoys the shit outta me. Along with "sssssssssssssfffft" sucky breathing.

[–]koviko 4 points5 points ago

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Followed by the obligatory, wide-mouthed "Awhhhhh."

[–]lassiter_jones 9 points10 points ago

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One of the few polls where I'm in the majority!

[–]SpeakMouthWords 12 points13 points ago

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You a libertarian too? :(

[–]Proeiliator 5 points6 points ago

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Damn the truth hurts sometimes.

[–]Terrible_Liar 2 points3 points ago

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When you can tell just how bad a porno is: When the camera zooms in on the dick and vagina and ONLY have those two parts in the frame. Most of the time it's in an angle that looks like a dick fucking a wall.

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[–]callouskitty 5 points6 points ago

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If it bothers you that much, you should watch some high-quality S&M porn (NSFW).

[–]jgop 1 point2 points ago

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Excellent presentation of data.

[–]simulant 1 point2 points ago

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Being turned off isn't an option? What am I , gay?

[–]EmptyAndFrantic 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like I'm the only one in the world that is incredibly turned on by this. I had no idea it was that weird. D:

[–]c4tch 1 point2 points ago

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I can't believe it, but reddit is making me feel like a sexual deviant.

I really like spanking a girl's ass.... very, very much, it's one of my favorite things to do.

I therefore assume none if you like dirty talk, or being called "sir" or anything either...

[–]Blackkawi 1 point2 points ago

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If you open the video in VLC, you could sync the audio using the keys G & F. Good luck!

[–]Scythe_of_the_Celt 1 point2 points ago

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Why didn't you tell me this 80 years ago when I was 19?

[–]I_am_hacked 1 point2 points ago

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I never watched porn because I don't want to see dicks or some fat ugly guys while I'm fapping! Maybe I should try lesbian porn...

[–]blueranger 1 point2 points ago

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I can't stand when a dude does any of that stuff. Especially when they talk. Even worse is when they cut to his stupid face during the money shot. Who wants to see that? He's obviously cumming if there's jizz flying out--I don't need the extra visual indicator.

Probably the worst is when it's some creepy ass dude talking to the girl, feeling her up. What a turn off. Who wants to see the object of your desire spoiled by some fucking goober. When I watch the food network I don't want to see the host spitting in the cookie batter.

[–]Lafali 5 points6 points ago

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Stop watching bad porn.

[–]jdarp1984 1 point2 points ago

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I don't use audio. Last thing I wanna hear is fake dialogue and overdone screaming. Still upvoted though.

[–]deityofanime 8 points9 points ago

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Amateur porn?

[–]BabyWookie 1 point2 points ago

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Porn with dialog? LOL

[–]PlusSixtoReason 1 point2 points ago

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How the fuck people manage to fuck up the sound almost every time baffles the shit out of me.

[–]Implicit89 1 point2 points ago

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I too have noticed this

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou -3 points-2 points ago

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I'm not a big fan of ass-slapping in porn. I don't know why porn directors think denigrating women is the key to capturing the market.

[–]OmegaVesko 24 points25 points ago

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It's porn... The ass-slapping is hardly the worst thing as far as denigrating women goes.

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[–]Marcob10 8 points9 points ago

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Yeah I don't care much about slapping, lots of girls do like it but cum shots to the face... Not appealing to anyone.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Not appealing to anyone.

That is an awfully broad claim. Tons of people find it appealing. Just because you don't, doesn't mean nobody does.

[–]Steve132 45 points46 points ago

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I'm not a big fan either, but honestly girls seem to love it in real life, so shrug

[–]standerby 5 points6 points ago

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Girls seem to love it - shame is - I don't really enjoy doing it. So when the girl asks me to spank her, of course I oblige, but I just feel strange doing it.

It's even weirder because I like rough sex.

[–]mentalcaseinspace 2 points3 points ago

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For me it's a turn on to know it turns her on. It's nice to have a two way relationship like that. When the girl gives you a blowjob and is soaking wet after, two flies with one ... blow

[–]needlestack 11 points12 points ago

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I'm a completely freak: I prefer caressing to slapping. Don't like to see women gag on cocks. I have no interest in anal nor double penetration. I don't enjoy anything degrading. I just like to watch beautiful straight people have apparently enjoyable sex.

What the hell is wrong with me? I feel like a sicko fetishist.

[–]stufff 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah bro that's pretty fucking weird but to each his own. I'm sure there is some porn on the Internet that fills that niche. I was watching this one recently with this guy and girl double teaming grizzly bear in a forest and the bear walked away for a minute so I guess that part is the part you would be into?

I mean, if the guy wasn't dressed up as a clown and the girl wasn't wearing a fatsuit with a manatee costume and covered in seaweed, it would have been.

[–]Faraday07 11 points12 points ago*

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Slapping ≠ denigrating

Before it's said, I'm not defending all porn or all porn producers. I'm simply defending that one simple little idea.

[–]BreSput 3 points4 points ago

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You're such a sensitive soul. We should...

wait a minute.

[–]PrancingPeach 6 points7 points ago*

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Ass slapping is hardly confined to porn and I've met a number of girls in real life who have liked it a lot. It doesn't have to be denigrating at all. I completely understand how someone may not be a fan of it, but I think it's important to understand that there's nothing inherently denigrating about it at all.

In fact, ass slapping is incredibly tame compared to what some people enjoy. This might open up a whole new world for you: BDSM. That's completely real too and not confined at all to porn.

[–]Urusai89 1 point2 points ago

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It captures the market because a lot of women and men are into it. To each their own I guess. I don't mind seeing an ass slap here and there, but doing it repeatedly until it's red, or slapping her in the face repeatedly is just not something I am a fan of.

[–]longblondes 0 points1 point ago

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Yes! Yes! Yes!

[–]JoeRigg 0 points1 point ago

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well, I guess that means we finally have a replacement for these things

[–]fknbastard 0 points1 point ago

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Every now and then I get the feeling I should have a mini-camera and sound recorder always on me and always on. Today is one of those days.

[–]schwazzam 0 points1 point ago

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YUP

[–]kyle1320 0 points1 point ago

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Bluetooth headphones. Fuck.

[–]sharperguy 0 points1 point ago

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First time I've laughed out loud at reddit in a while. Probably says too much about me...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I edit video. Seeing unsynched audio is just painful for me.

[–]Haroshi 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god this is so true.

[–]GuakoCado 0 points1 point ago

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Its a huge turn off for me

[–]suicidemachine 0 points1 point ago

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Never noticed this, to be honest.

[–]aliriza 0 points1 point ago

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I'm green.

[–]gawbbloof 0 points1 point ago

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it's nature's slate.

[–]LordOfGummies 0 points1 point ago

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Welcome to the world of Adobe fapping.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Girls slapping their own ass/asses has a much higher percent turn-on.

[–]newtotheinterpoops 0 points1 point ago

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Not just for porn, but try VLC. You should almost never have sync problems again.

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yes, so funny!

[–]LewisMK 0 points1 point ago

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why is "No Effect" a slice?

[–]anosa 0 points1 point ago

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vlc has the ability to advance and retard audio vs video so as to resync. anyways carry on.

[–]Melant 0 points1 point ago

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When I took film in High School, we'd always clap at the beginning of takes so we should sync the audio and video later. I will never be able to watch porn the same again...

[–]roscolux 0 points1 point ago

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Interesting, I usually get set back a minute or two and have to start over, guess I fall within the margin of error.

[–]goofoffering 0 points1 point ago

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I can't wait to see the link of ass slapping in the sink.