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[–]GoodGodAlmighty 143 points144 points ago

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Sorry i have to help people find their keys...................and help their football teams win..............

[–]davidoffbeat 57 points58 points ago

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And help actors/actresses win oscars/emmys.

[–]cleverlyannoying 5 points6 points ago

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But mostly I help rappers spread their messages. One can never get enough of "Smack My Bitch Up."

[–]swervm 33 points34 points ago

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Pedantic reply - Smack my bitch up is not rap.

[–]davidoffbeat 6 points7 points ago

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Couldnt tell if that was unintentional or if he was trying to be clever/annoying.

[–]annoyinglyclever -2 points-1 points ago

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She may just be unaware The Prodigy is not a rapper...

[–]childeroland 7 points8 points ago

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That was Prodigy. Not exactly gangsta rap.

[–]Doe22 1 point2 points ago

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[–]cleverlyannoying 0 points1 point ago

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Nice.

[–]palparepa 40 points41 points ago

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[–]heccubus 7 points8 points ago

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I was wondering what the point of posting a screen cap was instead of the actual article.

[–]DonkeyEatingWaffle 8 points9 points ago

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[–]burningrubber 0 points1 point ago

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[–]kainotna 0 points1 point ago

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The sweet, sweet karma

[–]theedge44 0 points1 point ago

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in countries like canada, the onion only lets you view a few articles per month before it redirects to a popup asking for you to subscribe.

[–]leafsfan9917 7 points8 points ago

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yup... being a Canadian on the internet is basically the definition of first world problems.

[–]heccubus 1 point2 points ago

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I live in Toronto and have never run into this.

[–]lancasterboy1 0 points1 point ago

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if you load the page, then before scrolling down or clicking hit the stop or disconect button on the internet or whatever you can veiw as many as you want.

[–]hunkules 1 point2 points ago

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This is actually a picture of a child with Duchenne Muscular Distrophy. Doesn't make it any better but... for posterity.

[–]toiletfish 1 point2 points ago

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Out of curiosity, how can you tell?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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An answer is an answer.

[–]the_goat_boy 36 points37 points ago

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Remember that? The Divine Plan. Long time ago, God made a Divine Plan. Gave it a lot of thought, decided it was a good plan, put it into practice. And for billions and billions of years, the Divine Plan has been doing just fine. Now, you come along, and pray for something. Well suppose the thing you want isn't in God's Divine Plan? What do you want Him to do? Change His plan? Just for you? Doesn't it seem a little arrogant? It's a Divine Plan. What's the use of being God if every run-down shmuck with a two-dollar prayerbook can come along and fuck up Your Plan?

And here's something else, another problem you might have: Suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? "Well, it's God's will." "Thy Will Be Done." Fine, but if it's God's will, and He's going to do what He wants to anyway, why the fuck bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me! Couldn't you just skip the praying part and go right to His Will? It's all very confusing.

  • George Carlin

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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When my Grandma tells me she prays.for me, it is so she feels control. Other than hope she will be rewarded for being good after she dies, how else would she be content with doing as told by society? This is but one (and probably the oldest, after familial welfare) method by which control is asserted. You are most likely controlled by a different method (greed, nationalism, heroism, familial welfare/hostages).

And then there are the poor cynics who dont give a fuck, rigged to lose everything except perspective and die of probable alcoholism, according to plan.

[–]Sophrosynic 0 points1 point ago

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I read this in George Carlin's voice...

then scrolled down to learn it was George Carlin!

[–]therealben 4 points5 points ago

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There is a full article of this on the onion that i read years ago. Could be the best thing i've read from the site.

[–]Furiousmoe 4 points5 points ago

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Pretty much the same answer Rick Perry got when he prayed for rain in Texas... except God threw in wildfires and made abstinence only education a complete failure, so now all the teenage girls are knocked up.

[–]fotoman 11 points12 points ago

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there is no hell so you'll be just fine

[–]windsinger 0 points1 point ago

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Written by someone with PROOF. Honest!

[–]FilterOutBullshit3 1 point2 points ago

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The Onion still does pretty well, but the late 90s and early 00s were the best.

[–]DrAidsburger 1 point2 points ago

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My father has this fridge magnet

[–]happytobake 0 points1 point ago

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I have this fridge magnet!

[–]kavorka2 1 point2 points ago

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This is basically a repost, since the Onion posted this forever ago -- no. I don't think the OP's headline added anything.

[–]RosieJo 1 point2 points ago

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It's an Onion article... You're supposed to laugh.

[–]Vitalstatistix 5 points6 points ago

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Literally laughed out loud at this one.

[–]Mayniak0 1 point2 points ago

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I hope you didn't fall of your shield.

[–]Vitalstatistix 1 point2 points ago

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More worried about the sky falling on my head.

[–]Mayniak0 0 points1 point ago

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I agree, It's a legitimate concern.

[–]GonzoVeritas 0 points1 point ago

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Happy Reddit birthday!!

[–]Vitalstatistix 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks!

[–]Shut_Up_Asshole 1 point2 points ago

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Imgur links to screenshots from The Onion might just be a new low. Will this be the new gimmick from the Calvin & Hobbes school of karmawhoring?

[–]dieyoubastards 0 points1 point ago

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Screenshots?

[–]AndAnAlbatross 0 points1 point ago

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God damn biased liberal news. The kid wasn't praying, he asked "God, do you hate me?"

[–]RedditGoldDigger 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get this joke.

[–]Th3Marauder 1 point2 points ago

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Probably because it's not funny.

[–]bcseahag 0 points1 point ago

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i love the onion. Especially the one on the Abortionplex.... if you haven't read it, look it up... so hilarious!

[–]Th3Marauder 0 points1 point ago

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Why are... you using... so many... ellipsis'?...

[–]bcseahag 0 points1 point ago

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because I can!

[–]phantombree 0 points1 point ago

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At least he got a response!

[–]TheBobbyLean 0 points1 point ago

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HAR HAR HAR

The Flying Spaghetti Monster would have said yes

[–]superjew1492 0 points1 point ago

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it's the onion, if you're not laughing they're fired

[–]r4v4ch0l 0 points1 point ago

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Damnit, see you there.

[–]Kind_Of_A_Dick[!] 0 points1 point ago

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To be fair, he was praying to god for a threesome with Scarlett Johansson and Mila Kunis.

[–]cookie_partie 0 points1 point ago

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You know, this really ruins the joy that adding theonion.com to my RES filter gave me.

[–]CitizenPremier 0 points1 point ago

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It's ok, so is the little boy.

[–]no1113 0 points1 point ago

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lol. Oh my God. That's fucking awesome. I'll see you in hell and we'll laugh some more cuz I cracked up for a quick moment when I read that.

[–]Sleepy_Kitty 0 points1 point ago

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This was by far my favorite Onion headline ever.

[–]P2000Camaro 0 points1 point ago

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I was struck by lightning mid lawl.

[–]elyK666 0 points1 point ago

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well, if it exists, i'll see you all there.

[–]SMB73 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like my wife and I may be keeping you company.

[–]agodinho 0 points1 point ago

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Meet you there then.

[–]dirtmouth 0 points1 point ago

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i avoid this route by not believing in hell

[–]windsinger -2 points-1 points ago

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And there are those that believe Al Queda are just misunderstood misfits.

[–]arc13 0 points1 point ago

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What?

[–]dirtmouth 0 points1 point ago

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uh... yeah, i suppose this is true.

[–]extrohor 0 points1 point ago

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God being straightforward? I like this guy.

[–]Menoku -1 points0 points ago

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You are not laughing at the kid, but at the beliefs of such people.

[–]spaceye 1 point2 points ago

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And?

[–]Menoku 0 points1 point ago

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That's all i got.

[–]spaceye 0 points1 point ago

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Okay, fair enough.

[–]silentpl -3 points-2 points ago

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God Answets Prayers of Paralyzed Little Boy

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NOPE!

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Chuck Testa

[–]ChaoticEvil -2 points-1 points ago

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Jesus Christ, I've never laughed that hard while sober in my life.

[–]vozlon23 -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]WUNDABAR -1 points0 points ago

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Relevant.

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[–]doubtfuldude 0 points1 point ago

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Okay. If all you wanted was a downvote, you didn't have to yell.